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why can't you just be normal [Music] what's up ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're gonna take another look at thanks i hate it oh no no no without much further ado let's jump right on in welcome back to the tonight show starring jimmy fallon our first guest tonight is a man who has no skin but cannot die his condition is confounded doctors and priests alike so what's it like having no skin jimmy my every moment is agony [Laughter] that is great english recipes 250 grams of flour 100 grams of butter 100 grams of sugar 60 milliliters of milk and one egg american recipes 12 quarter cups of flour 19 small sticks of butter 43 thimbles of sugar three utter squeezes of milk one unwrapping feather baby what a baboon would look like if we interpreted its appearance from its bones like we do for dinosaurs ever wonder why girls don't go to the bathroom alone well well what i already knew this i have needs now alfred dirty horrible needs what the hell are you talking about batman what's your problem bearded men looking straight up to reveal their underbeard faces i absolutely do not endorse this trend at all please don't do it guy on the left looks like beaker with no eyes well that's something i absolutely didn't need to see today but i saw it anyway because it's my job billy nilish that's it that's all i've got to say what was once lost can never truly be found again i'm broken inside papa new bubble wrap will no longer pop when you squeeze it what kind of [ __ ] is this huh who do you think you are well that's just an incredibly poor taste i mean come on we haven't even made it to the 22.3 year mark yet pick a card dad to my son i leave the queen of hearts oh damn how the hell did he do that i've never understood why people are so against putting water and cereal i mean it's basically the same as milk or orange juice they all go great with cereal especially at once and people also insist on pouring the liquid on last can't a guy pour it on the plate while he's eating no a knife i take it you also like cereal i didn't know that linguine and the rat had a child well you know now it's just up to you what you're going to do with this information mr clean let's upgrade him a little bit mr ethnic cleansing oh no no no no no go back go back we're not doing this again man this guy is smarter than everybody else in the world how the hell do you even think of stuff like this he's a freaking genius god another monday nothing worse than a monday huh mrs cow someone ate my mom mondays am i right this is terrible who lives in a crack house and snorts ecstasy that's right you know who it is y'all eat strawberries without the crust or is it just me it's definitely just you or at least i hope to god it's just you i wonder how mike wazowski be crying i'm gonna go with the one on the right it just seems to make a lot more sense i've seen people debating on if dinosaurs are scaly or feathery but i've never seen people suggesting dinosaurs with human skin and hair i can see why we don't suggest that now thank you very much you freak my parents did not social distance march 2021 oh man i cannot wait for this year to be over not that the next year's necessarily going to be better i just can't wait for this one to be over i'm so sick and tired of the 2020 bull crap my dog accidentally ate my edible wall that mofo looked like everything except a dog that is incredibly true what the hell was it what did you do to this poor animal are you lost i have something special for little kids like you if you knock over all the bottles from the stand you will win all of these dolls as friends forever okay boom oh no oh i see just pulled the door handle off safe to say the factor was as surprised as i was oh god okay i absolutely did not need to see that who put this in here i hate you all i want for christmas are my two front teeth later i'm sorry dinky but the boy wants teeth and he's been a very good boy mickey mouse gently lays his hand on your thigh staring into your eyes passionately snoop dogg blushes and turned away from his mouse lover yo dawg i think i'm ready to get into mizzle mcgizzle what mickey proceeds to deep drizzle snoop's dizzle congratulations he has his father's eyes babysitting tonight we were both peacefully drawing went to the bathroom for 30 seconds i drew her a new face is there a problem here i think it looks fantastic you should put it up on the fridge look that's kyle isn't it yeah i don't really get that creep what's he doing oh milady's feet don't mind if i do the next morning dammit why is it always the feat map of the planet if you are fish well i can't dispute that i suppose imagine if there was a fish that could climb up your piss stream and enter your urethra and couldn't be removed without cutting your penis open oh wait it exists yeah protect yourself people just a reminder that furbies have forward-facing eyes a key indicator of being a predatory creature you know i never thought about that and now that's gonna be all i can think about so thank you when they say your future is bright are those light bulbs jeez the world will never cease to amaze me well i am absolutely disgusted i don't have trypophobia but i can guarantee you if i did i would have screamed very very loud oh i can kind of feel it deep within my soul actually i hope you strapped grandma down nice and tight cause it's gonna get bumpy right right no no no oh my god how can you make the powerpuff girls that much scarier aren't they really really really messed up looking in their world too why'd you have to do this hate the look of helmets but still want to be safe for a limited time you can have your whole head printed on your helmet call now oh my god it's like big head and g-mod it's terrifying everything reminds me of the four horsemen of wireless technology oh dude was there a wireless noose announced recently i'm really behind on the times when it comes to tech when the anime character gonna go insane the camera angle oh my god that's so accurate and i hate that shot even more now the statue of jesus in poland provides internet to nearby villages how many people have watched porn broadcasted from jesus's head at least one come on at least one guy has done it somebody pointed out that wolverine is really just two batman's kissing and i can't stop thinking about it oh now i can't stop thinking about it god i hate you guys all right what exactly is when you photoshop donald trump's lips onto his eyes he literally looks the same holy [ __ ] he really does look identical what the hell some might even call it a slight improvement okay we got oh i see where this is going yep there it is son of a [ __ ] god how can you make crocs any worse and yes i am including the goth crocs in that question late night munchies your belly just can't resist bacon mac and cheese pizza maple glazed pelvis sun-dried alaskan teenager my step-dad's car keys jupiter kentucky fried bipetal bluefin pine to forsaken souls all of which can be found at your local ben jerry's oh my god how hard did you hit that man the spring in his neck is gonna break funnily enough that looks like me whenever i look down at my phone my nipples in the privacy of my own home my nipples in public look they just want to come out and say hello too you know cuties oh absolutely not i'm absolutely not going to give this any more light than it's already gotten hopefully it goes away forever and netflix dies i don't know just disgusting come on down to kerberbing for a limited time to get a free ice cold can of peebus blerk hey come on obama wasn't that scary i mean he had an imposing figure but you're just overreacting kid 30 crazy ideas for your party ooh drill a hole in the hot dog and use it to drink some milk look at you go crazy idiot [ __ ] baby person pickleback how the hell did you find a way to make nickelback worse well there it is i cannot believe it the most disturbing thing in this entire thread of images this has got to be the worst guys why are you freaking out that's amazing it's got to be pulling some kind of world record with that one you should not be crying like a baby when you're witnessing such beautiful acts when you get your way but you're still pissed me a lot way more often than it should be just when you thought the pretty princesses couldn't get any prettier absolutely fantastic you know i was really really hungover yesterday and i wondered if there was an image out there that could perfectly describe my feeling well here we go i feel better now but this is exactly how i felt all day i've had so much sex with my body pillow it stands on its own now my wife is coming to life what the actual hell did i just read rise my glorious creation rise yeah not only is it standing up on its own now but it's probably making crackly noises like french bread well okay then yeah alright and so it begins pumpkin spice scented ooh no no no we're not doing scented masks absolutely not that is where i draw the line i was from a small town where the sheep outnumbered the people and they slaughtered everyone i ever knew enough about me what brings you here i'm i'm so sorry i'm here to finish what we started god guy just can't catch a break i don't know what's more disturbing the fact that this happened or the fact that somebody thought i'm gonna do that today fyi foot skin can be rolled into a joint no no it can't you shut your mouth fleshly fried skin bee ooh you bought that i'm in this image and i don't like it well would you look at that the slaw avengers [Laughter] oh god damn it i thought we already had a version of the avengers like that wasn't there a bear with a minigun at some point the planet is not an ashtray you know what you're absolutely correct and i find it quite disgusting that we consider throwing cigarette butts wherever we want to be completely normal and socially acceptable what in the world is wrong with that animal the hell happened snoop cat is it okay it's high that wasn't the question the more you watch the more snoop dogs will appear my god he's everywhere he's everywhere and yet he's nowhere what if men only shot one really big sperm i bet that would be a scary first experiment for young billy especially if it flopped on the ground like a fish and you have to stomp him to death every time wait um hold on hold on one second is this not how this normally works does it work differently for other people spiders don't have muscles in their legs they move them by using a hydraulic system powered by their blood pressure when they die their legs curl up because the blood pressure is gone so every spider is basically just eight walking boners peter parker asleep in bed spider congregation humming hymns priest spider we bring a sacrifice to the great one they toss a virgin spider into peter's open mouth you didn't have to say all that you really didn't you put a lot of effort into it but you really didn't have to okay god damn it i'm so mad nothing tastes better than a well done steak with ketchup oh i'm gonna lose it i'm gonna lose it guys okay looks pretty cool oh i don't think that that was its intended use but you do you i guess here's the full story yeah i'm still not interested though oh wait a minute oh no i'm gripped hold on what no oh man you got played sucker imagine if sex sounded like pushing a straw in and out of a fountain drink cup i'm imagining it certainly makes it a lot more funny so you're saying these two are an extra excellent source of sunshine look at their smiles you know i've seen this so many times it's just normal now i don't really see anything out of the ordinary whatsoever oh yes we call that the cinnamon swirl no we don't we absolutely don't call it that we call it crazy you like heaven don't you mommy ooh ooh it's real no no no the dragon with the girl tattoo i'd give it a read i'm kind of curious as a matter of fact if it is a real book and someone sends it to me i'll put up a video of me reading the entire god damn thing okay understandable they all look good to me you can really interchange between all of these with no issue that mask nah cause i'm enjoying being ugly and in peace right now dude absolutely same having a mask that obscures most of my face is doing real wonders for me okay a picture of i have sent you hmm open it you may yes kidding i am unless yeah i'm not gonna do a yoda impression so don't even russia after injecting the wrong vaccine wait what you boys want a taste of my whap my warm apple pie i'm good up good old spider-man doing what spider-man does i love peeing off the top of buildings jesus christ been working on the old photoshop skills hit us up and we'll spice up your profile pic raises hand ooh wendy cheese shoot it now please isn't good old charles entertainment cheese a twitch streamer now well well well looks like the store i'm going to immediately walk back out of the utah werewolf 900 dollars you're out of your freaking mind me after working out but no girl likes me because i'm still ugly yeah please ring bell for ass sir i just wanted a sandwich a little fan art not so little that's actually a pretty big image i don't know what you're talking about and just like that ladies and gents we have come to the end of another video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this one consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time we'll catch you later

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Id: EauA9dBzcrM

Length: 13min 55sec (835 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 03 2020