r/TIHI | the mask is pogging

my son has a thomas the train bed and now i'll never sleep again sleeps overrated anyway nathan i wanted to share this but i have no idea what i'm doing i don't even know how reddit works so hopefully this works out smiley face oh yeah oh yeah i'd say that worked out just fine oh my god that one on the right is incredible how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a nice slow walk through thanks i hate it oh goody me just chilling vibing in the void being not alive parents deciding they want a kid being born life ah the mick pickle i know several people that would love one of these bad boys what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it i would do a split every day we stray further from god's grace shut up tifo they put music from the 50s and 60s in medicine commercials to appeal to the older generation meaning sometime in the future despacito will be playing on commercials for laxatives that's where it's always belonged most helpful customer reviews okay cool whatever you do do not fill up a super big gulp cup with five hour energy and chug the whole thing my heart has either stopped completely or is beating so fast that i can't feel my own pulse cons i haven't slept in 72 hours i can't feel my face i peed this morning and i'm pretty sure it was 99 blood pros i've deep cleaned my entire apartment and i can read minds what if a girl in the holocaust had snapchat they took my cousin to poland oh oh my god dude not okay spore researchers find never seen before supergiant c cockroach in indonesian waters well it's not a cockroach but cool look at me no closer i want you to look into my soul feel me a woodpecker's tongue wraps around its head when a woodpecker pecks these tongue bones are retracted to stabilize the skull providing masculoskeletal support these also protect its brain from over 1 000 g's of force when it's hammering away by absorbing the shock always remember children woodpeckers can absolutely destroy you oh what wait a minute fun fact cows don't have upper teeth is that a fun fact though or is it just a regular old fact please look up the canberra centennial sky whale it's a 35 000 hot air balloon commissioned for the city's hundredth birthday and it looks like a whale with eight massive dangling titties it flew over the whole city massive flying eight titty birthday whale terrifyingly nipply nice it's the 69 zipper why though do atheists go to hell no how about people that don't crop memes properly oh yeah straight to hell buddy this man is a werewolf although he doesn't follow the full moon rule it's more like thursday morning rule um fresh set girl i've got nothing to say except your muscles won't help you when i'm chowing down your cute little [ __ ] no spirited away 2001. wow that is a lot of piss oh it's gotta smell absolutely rotten in there how is this allowed why why would you do that um i don't quite understand what's going on here i don't know how these two are necessarily related all i have to say is fantastic crop job on your crappy screenshot and a goodbye funnily enough this is top dollar at spirit halloween like this is the creme de la creme there you know i like these guys a lot better when they were cubes and long sticks and left me the hell alone why did this picture have to turn into a wes anderson movie well i guess that's one way to save 60 bucks on a case disney pixar presents oh no we fricked up holy [ __ ] coming soon to own on home video and dvd the e.t puppet as seen in 2020. ah the poor thing it just fell apart and no one cared enough to keep it fixed people are getting secret tattoos on the roof of their mouth yeah i know somebody with one of these tattoos he's an idiot although really funny for you to put something cryptic up there so that the coroner when they find your body inevitably somewhere in new mexico they've got something to throw out to the conspiracy theorists the abandoned star wars movie set in tunisian desert this will confuse the future people what if the stonehenge was a movie set for a past civilization do you think that civilization had invented blu-ray yet or were they still using like vhs or something rounded head to block off the nest entrance imagine trying to remove a black head and instead you squeeze out a freaking and don't you ever ever put images like that on my head again you son of a [ __ ] wow this special milkshake is uniquely delicious what's in it it's a secret but i can show you wink hey yo come here turn around whoa that's a large pimple this is how the original yoda puppet used in the empire strikes back looks now i don't really see how it looks that different looks fantastic to me someone want to explain to me what's going on here more like iron deficiency man jesus you are a monstrous jellyfish piloting a skeleton wrapped in a meat suit what the hell are you afraid of jellyfish look i understand what they're trying to say here but until that jellyfish escapes and starts floating around i'm not really going to be that scared of what's inside of me oh he found a secret formula all right it just wasn't the one he was looking for yeah i'm just gonna put this out there and say uh i am so so done why the hell has this show been making a resurgence recently i don't understand i hate it mark zuckerberg surfboards in hawaii with way too much sunscreen all right i'm gonna let you in on a little secret that apparently nobody knows as another super pale white dude that's just the right amount nobody five minute crafts thumbnails oh i wouldn't mind an apple taco don't mind me just gotta test the temperature of the water a little bit here oh still a little chilly for me i'm gonna wait a little longer say clippy i see that you're pregnant it's not mine is it okay come on where's this version of the games we've had how many so far and none of them have showed up looking like this now that's gonna be some really weird tasting tea yeah i know that's an obvious thing to point out but are you freaking kidding me i've only got one question for you how much for the both of them now that is one goofy looking caterpillar looks like it's wearing a full-on helmet that's a photo i'm sure he's looking back on going what the hell did we take this for why am i looking kinda happy it's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs like a hundred years ago when all we were into was mythology and speaking latin if they just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name hundreds there'd be a heck and chonkosaurus and a northern thick scaly boy is that a problem matt holy crap okay i was not expecting that i mean i'm rarely expecting anything in these lists but dude that was not fair whoever put this in here your mom's a hoe the fresh prince of bell hair dude [Laughter] oh his outfit's still fire though animal skeleton the real animal how future archaeologists would reconstruct the animal finger boy y'all what the hell don't worry i live in colorado i've seen much worse delicious where's your dinner here your fingers are just slowly 3d printing your fingernails how does that relate to algebra simon they lined up this mofo's neck oh i don't know why that's so weird but i hate it interesting fact of the day the average person swallows eight lobsters in their sleep every year so are we just gonna ignore this ah yes i think we should blatantly ignore that if you ever think english is not a crap language just remember that read and lead rhyme and red and lead rhyme but read and lead don't rhyme and neither do red and lead this post messed me up as a native english speaker i can tell you that was almost impossible to read and say out loud with my mouth english just isn't right fun biology fact toddler skulls are full of teeth waiting watching when male honeybees mate their penises explode and they die during the queen's nuptial flight she'll mate with about a dozen partners and leave a trail of their dead penis-less corpses in her wake there that's a thing you know now damn she must be real good men over 30 in skinny jeans are you implying that once i turn 30 i'm gonna immediately turn into potato body no leg day man this special effect artist created a custom mask for himself that is a ballsy maneuver i mean it's an incredible piece of work my dude but someone's going to absolutely lose their [ __ ] on you who the hell is going to stop me from pouring pop rocks into my [ __ ] the government cannot control me you're right they can't control you but honey please don't do that okay just for me please woman assaulted on bike path deputies release sketch of suspect and must have been terrified why god damn it i hate it can parasites get parasites parasites of parasites sometimes called hyperparasites seem to be quite common in fact parasites of parasites are themselves prone to parasites leading to what might appear to be an endless progression of interspecies abuse studies in the lab and field have identified some of these elaborate nested relationships i didn't need to know any of that i love my new bath bomb you get clean and you gotta snack ew you liked me when i was cake [Laughter] do y'all eat your big macs with or without the shell with dude i gotta get that extra fiber from somewhere i finally found it after 15 years the scroll of truth cookie monster's real name is sid yeah good night honey good night dear yeah i see what you did there and i hate you man maybe life isn't about finding the perfect lamp but finding the lamp inside of you oh how sweet okay that didn't burn at all going in did you leave it plugged in and turned on because those suckers get hot alright how the human brain works electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad some people make more bad slime than good slime and that's called clinical depression my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce what's a sauce but slime with a purpose see this is what bill nye's new netflix show should have been tampax flamin hot man they really are making flamin hot variants of just about anything these days coronavirus stew with tortilla face masks for dinner tonight you know i don't really hate that as much as i probably should because that is crafty and it might not even taste that bad i got kovad tested today and i honestly loved it maybe the nose is the fourth hole miles please don't do this to yourself i can't wait for the office potluck people always ask me how i make the paw print sugar cookies so perfect oh karen apparently putting maple syrup and a laptop in the same moving box is a bad idea i cannot believe you actually put food in with any of your electronics and vice versa for god's sake kanye and kim a match truly made in hell other people pronouncing r thanks i hate it thanks i hate it me r slash balloons are so weird happy birthday here's a plastic sack of my breath oh interesting he looks very very out of place with short groomed hair and a modern suit okay i see the family-sized egg being massive i see the long egg but i need to see what the square egg looks like please here beef jerky is just cow raisin well you're not wrong can you say map map say it louder are you lost baby girl oh oh no no no was trying to ignore the pack of white boys behind me but one of them said mickey mouse's ears are round from whatever angle you look from therefore they're spheres and it's honestly ruined my entire week this will haunt me and now it'll haunt you too screw you wizard did you know when cannonball one of the strongest aliens of ben 10 transforms into a sphere he can suck his own ding-dong and use it as a joystick to change his direction oh my good god [Music] real clown pubes real huh i'ma need some proof okay where's the document proving this female nudes versus male nudes what's the name of the painting me and my ratatouille look i'm sorry we've only got one angle what do you want corporate wanted us to find the differences in these two photos little do they know they're the same photo sour patch condoms crystal studs for maximum stimulation the elder scrolls for oblivion oh well would you look at that disgusting yeah like the vast majority of everything we've looked at do you like your mashed potatoes circumcised or uncircumcised well thank you you have officially ruined mashed potatoes for me and i didn't think that was possible bad dogs don't go to the park bad dogs sit in the corner and bad dogs don't get dinner wow wee what a session thanks helen no problem cooper have a good day at work yo i just woke up and had this crazy thought if we can make couches and goat cheese does that mean we can make cheese from any animal that lactates like horse cheese human cheese monkey cheese you seriously woke me up for this crap yes you need to answer can we do this or not no one makes teeth on the cob like my mama one mistake you definitely want to avoid all right we got a bottle of love sex play cheeky cherry lube and a bottle of oh oh that's hand sanitizer yeah you need to be careful and just like that we've hit the end of another video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this one consider dropping a like below and if you really liked it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time we'll catch you [Music] later

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Id: MdmFy4ay70U

Length: 15min 36sec (936 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 21 2020