r/Memes | can i get that at walmart??

salesman do you want that chord no i want ah social app [Music] hey you magnificent maltese puppies welcome back to mk my name's jack i'm here to let your inner conscience relax for a bit as i read out all these memes for you so go ahead and switch them off as you sit back relax and enjoy the video hey perfectionists this is an 89 degree angle have a good day perfectionists realizing that is a perfect 89 degree angle i'll allow it amazon just delivered a package during an active tornado warning bruh death stranding well as long as they're getting paid a good wage europeans aren't making fun of americans about covet what most of the dumb american memes are made by americans i hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or art students calling themselves unemployed art students i was murdered yet look as someone who studied in the arts this is definitely how they'd react i dumped my ex-boyfriend because he was suffering from a serious disease he is healthy now how can i go back to him this summer the lion the witch and the audacity of this [ __ ] me throws ball my dog starts chasing nothing dog turns around me fooled once again no don't look at me like that i love you please no love me can we just take a moment to appreciate how gosh darn tolerant dogs are of our just tomfoolery this video is to all the pups out there except this one that keeps barking shut up i know where you live and i will get you muted okay love to all dogs except that one me my iphone battery after two months my ds battery even after 10 years yeah boy pokemon platinum a nuclear bomb shop now your mom bursts into your room to yell at you for playing video games but you're reading a book not today wooden spoon not today did you remember to take the trash yet i i i'm just reading up about it you know the little sunny boy get on my lap cute girls in a hoodie are better than hot girls in a bikini both both are good she has a boyfriend everyone yes her cheeks are getting clapped every night life goes on move on you simps me reading the 54 replies oh man wow sure glad i won't be one of them soon once jessica responds to my messages stop leaving me unseen man new bubble wrap will no longer pop when you squeeze it what's the point of it everyone on this planet people who get vaccines are more likely to get cancer because they have a higher chance of living long enough to get cancer they had us in the first half not gonna lie did you see her she was hot but people who have ferraris don't look at other cars uh ferrari drivers oh this must be the school i'm driving past yeah i hate that they haven't fixed the speed bumps on this road yet the bronze sites in the star wars universe must have so many categories so many opportunities teacher calls me to the front of the class to solve a problem did somebody call the shamer squad no nose oh that's my cue hey remember that video you watched last night i didn't have time to finish because you had school the next morning hi oh shame you decided to try your dad's home brand curry last night when you're in the shower and realize you forgot to take off your clothes ah not excellent okay i feel you have to be extremely depressed to not notice you do this if that's you pl please seek therapy me when i copy the exact same code from tutorial and it doesn't work oh look it's me when i gave up coding in high school well excluding the bottle when your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold the package said it'd be ready in three minutes it's been four and you're still frozen guys guys i'm not endorsed and i'm not sponsored by them airfryers get an air fryer everyone i hate masks they're covering most of the face and you can't have a proper conversation introverts where's the difference i bet you this whole thing was biological warfare by introvert so they wouldn't have to deal with talking with anyone in public karen i will tell the manager you assaulted me you are so fired manager who saw it all police officer who was there from the start judge seeing the same karen in the court for third time when you're at a family gathering and your cousin who's the only relative the same age as you doesn't show up well the bright side i got my capri said to myself on the downside of got all this capri sun to myself chancey the covert kids the quarantines oh that sounds like such a corny title of a show that someone is going to make in at least five years time cover 19 karen kerber19 karen's child oh geez not even a direct hit technically ironic hi i'm gay and also hi i'm gay and also i'm dad you fell for it fool you may have outsmarted me but i outsmarted you at smutting from the creators of please do not the cat and do not animals the finale of the trilogy it is forbidden to talk depending on what that hand's doing there this has two different messages cats seeing each other just some weird outdated anime reference doesn't even look that good of a show dogs seeing each other oh my god i never knew i wanted snakes with hands until now [Music] oh they look adorable which does not make sense at all because they are literally in a pose that they're ready to kill so i i'm mixed about this yeah drugs are cool but have you ever drank water at 2 am oh my god no seriously have you tried this i have it is a freaking godsend i don't know what they do to the water after 12 am but it good stuff i don't know why i turned drunk when explaining that but seriously it's good stuff man dresses up in costumes to embarrass life on zoom calls yes that is husband goals town and con try drugs oh don't mind if i do eight-year-old me pretends to sleep my mom closes the door 0.2 seconds later oh you thought i was done battling the elite four you fool i'm grinding them baby elephant is stuck in a puddle and being eaten alive by hyenas the national geography photographer who knows that he cannot interfere with the nature and save the elephant yeah can we look at the life expectancy of national geographic photographers i i feel like they see a lot of stuff that makes it quite low you're weak i'm you i could do this all day yeah i know i know u.s town rejects solar farm it worries it would suck up all the energy from the sun you know how powerful the sun is right love is strong but the engine is stronger microsoft shuts down internet explorer after 25 years of service you were the best chrome downloader that i ever used everywhere i go i see his face my irrational childhood fear yeah no this was the same for me except crocodiles though i feel mine was technically rational considering they would commonly appear in pools that nose ring looks so good on you thank you it's mine can i have it no i mean the nose not the ring why you want my nose because mine is gone who took it who knows whoa that was good float there you go lads if you want us so bad be your dad d great pacific garbage patch now three times the size of france france after being used as a unit of trash measurement eiffel tower so flake was on stop making so many multiplayer games i don't have any friends oh look it's my subconscious thoughts ever since destiny came out your favorite game has a subreddit the community is friendly people offer useful advice memes are allowed where is this subreddit who hath found the holy grail genie you have three wishes by the way you can't wish for more wishes me on my third wish i wish for more genies to appear genie you weren't supposed to do that man creates gun that shoots masks onto people's faces dude someone say gun i am willing to compromise my political positioning height calculator tool input your height your height is 172 centimeters the guy who made this program yes dick when you do the helicopter thing with your peepee and your girl says eu you cannot handle the power of spinjitsu it's the ultimate test for if your girlfriend to keep her boys the test of the spinjitsu you must test her tolerance of your twisting testiculus friend food can't fill that hole in your heart me i'm about to do what's called a proclaimer move oh jesus oh my heart horse's daily sleep 2.9 hours students maybe i am a horse to that i say no you are not you worry oh no oh no the bronies they were onto something after all me repeats jokers no one laughed friend dude we heard you me i guess i'll just go frick myself then let's not go into 2020 being fools phone flipped over means either you hiding something or cheating no i flipped my phone over to let you insecure fools know that i'm focused on you jesus christ cease fire stay back so you're just going to post pics of random people and assume everyone will get the joke yes how currents feel when they wear a mask how i feel when i wear a mask here i'm a careboy on a steel horse i read i'm wanted preferably alive teacher let's remove the third letter of your name for a game joey yeah bart interesting polo polo who's named polo pete gary and gabby angus oh god tony there's a snake in my boot brook it's correct dog ew that is so disgusting the dog who only wanted to express his love i just love the middle cocoon the loose paper and the backpack be like well i'm just saying when you lose a game but your parents are sleeping what are you doing making a dicaprio meme aren't there like 100 of them on reddit right now 101. when you live in a small country and see someone mention it on the internet yeah new caledonia anyone in the comments please new caledonia i'm looking for you okay how about uh the dungeons in epstein's island pythagoras invented a practical joke cup that would spill wine all over a person if they filled their cup too much him with a half-filled cup while others are soaked wet science feminine pups are you an orphanage because i want to give you kids i'm already an orphan kid don't let me be your daddy ah yes the negotiator yeah kinky stuff is cool but have you ever had an npc that has same speed as your character the ai and i are in full synchronization our tactical intimacy is turning this casual run into a speed run oh my my meta score it's rising nobody distant npcs in video games dad where's the pike gun now dear what do we say about questioning the laws of the land we don't and to always let strangers into your house to break your pots and pads when you're at a party and you lose your homies but a new group finds you when you hit it off okay so uh i want this as a crossover please let's go passenger seated on plane next to stranger who looks exactly like him we fly together yes scientists find rare cave salamander that hasn't moved for 2569 days gamers pathetic what's this there's an apple what's this yeah oh how it looks when people use their phones outside ah someone going to work waiting for their coffee someone else going to work how boomer media portrays it oh my god zombie apocalypse oh everyone's just not brain dead because of what i like all technology girlfriend hey babe can you grab my pink bag sure fit my friend my wife is pregnant this proves i've had the kinkies me it proves your wife had kinkies my friend i have to go make a call youtube asking to try premium then youtube asking to try premium now double ads mid-roll ads it's so much better on the other side spongebob when your printer is low on ink and you print a document oh it's what i dread most when i desperately need to print something off i hate this this is triggering what puberty did to my friends and what puberty did to me ass hair going back to school writing an essay about your time in quarantine oh i knew teachers were going to make you guys do this now quick we need to come up with some sort of topic they need to write about for their english essay i'll just make him do a giant diary the man who asks the question is a fool for a minute the man who does not ask is a fool for life me who asks a question and gets ignored [Music] karen's stop recording me the dude that recorded all the evidence that he was innocent oh how did you find religion egyptians that's one freaking ass kitty right there when you're broke is frick but grandpa was buried wearing a rolex i'm a pikachu and i'ma use a why is there no flat mars society hi elon thanks for the question unlike the earth mars has been observed to be round we hope you have a fantastic day my mom thinking about who keeps using all the shampoo seven-year-old me making potions in the bathroom one of these combinations must be the same at fortnight disclaimer kids don't do this don't do this learning english for the sake of knowing two languages learning english to communicate with people from other countries learning english to watch movies without a dubbing or film reader learning english for wider variety of tutorials learning english to enjoy some quality memes learning english to make fun of americans who can't speak other languages huzzah waiter children below 12 and adults above 65 eat free me great my dad turned 66 yesterday my dad you dare use my own spells against me potter when the spotify family account crashes heavy metal stops catching music stops holy music stops cantina music stops no silence our mortal enemy we will never know who the world's greatest spy actually is ah reality it hurts i don't likey my uncle went to japan and a man liked him so much he made him out of sushi hey i'm you well no you're not oh i'm not no because i'm hungry oh god listen kid i have much time the dumb guy forgot to turn on the heater again and you look kind of down here you wanna talk teacher there are three states of matter actually the smart kid who knows the plasma is the fourth state pathetic the quiet kid who knows about bose einstein condensate me who knows there are 50 states of america oh god damn it enemy team my team and it's definitely their fault that we're not working well together it's not not me at all i'm not an equating factor in our failures seven-year-old me after climbing to the top of the playground this is my territory you're turning seven next week you're still a baby back to the bottom of the playground for you baby jack it's time for lunch not yet mom i'm trying to be the boss also me having no idea how to move text boxers when your butt hair grows so dense diarrhea comes filtered out as pure water what what are small low quality umbrella do you trust me six-year-old me about to jump off the roof with every cell of my body underage me at the bar my dad with his secret girlfriend my sister dancing topless oh it's just a trifecta of trouble vampire hunter takes out a cross atheist vampire you are doomed now sit back and listen as i grilled you about the found me paradox no we get it you think god's dumb oh my gosh her you're so hard my grandpa bursting into the room you want to know what was hard timmy not now grandpa the war oh for goodness sake no let him talk what what what if mars has water on it because we used to live there and we messed up the climate so badly that we had to send an escape pod to earth with only adam and eve in it and the pod was the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs water on mars dinosaur extinction happy new year war scare covet 19. a freaking race war one more time if one teacher can't teach all subjects why is one child expected to study all subjects elementary school teachers i don't have such weaknesses yeah can you imagine being responsible for all of that plus babysitting because let's be honest they babysit as well 2020 can't get any worse oh no you jinxed it okay i thought it was kind of creepy that it was all bones and skeleton but if it was like fleshy fingers i you know that that would be scarier i am more afraid of fleshy weather than pony with them that sounds so wrong when you know a word in english but you don't know how to say it in your own native language or my freaking god oh it's called the uh i heard you said in english that uh in france we call it the uh the eiffel tower i don't know how you say it in english teacher today we will be working in groups of four make sure to be in a group with people you haven't worked with before who the frick are you identified yourself i've never met this man in my life wait a minute who are you i don't even know who you are oh sneak 100 wife takes off bra me getting a boner why do you have a boner you've seen them a million times i am a bot and this action was performed automatically please contact you find a new youtube channel they don't have an obnoxious 3d intro they have over 1000 videos last uploaded 12 minutes ago but guys the 3d means quality don't you know this hey before we eat today we've got some fan art by luemus oh i got it right first try genuinely first try i'm impressed with myself they've got some groovy fan art for us to check out thank you for the work luamus lumis i'm not sure if this is minecraft or roblox or lego i'll be honest they're kind of hard to tell the difference either way thanks for sending your love this way love you for it your artwork's great just like you unless you're secretly satanists i've made that mistake before and as always if you'd like to see your fantastical work in our latest videos make sure you head over to the mk subreddit that is where we see your beautiful fan art and where we grab it to put it in the next videos so yeah keep doing that keep sending them through they're fun and i like sucking at telling you all you suck because you don't your really nice artwork i love it now that does end us with today's video thanks for sticking around you're an awesome person you should show us how awesome you are by liking the video an obligatory spam at you to tell you to subscribe and click that notification bell come on it's it's it's been a while you should have done this by now stop procrastinating already and slap that button and stuff and tap it or hit it punch it if you want to i'm not going to tell you what to do aside from telling you to subscribe and click the notification bell and check out more videos on the channel no you are completely free to do whatever you want for now though i must be off so i shall say farewell to thee my name has been jack you have been a lovely person to ramble at today as always and i will see you in the next one bye

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Length: 19min 40sec (1180 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 24 2020