r/Crackheadcraigslist | Now THIS is a good deal

hi google ads here we noticed you were looking for some natural mineral alkaline water well how about the stuff from amazon for 27 not to your liking well how about this old baby welcome my secret soviet spies to mk mama nema jack and today we're back at the crackhead crack luster stuff yep i would well let's go abstract art two thousand dollars scott lottery acrylic 2020 ah who curated it for you my mom i see she thinks i'm cool yeah i bet she does moldy baggles yep someone is trying to sell moldy baggers on the internet perfect for anyone looking to kick their immune system up a notch your logic sir impresses me these amazing baggles come with 18 guaranteed diseases no need to travel to the third world oh jeez no need for painful vaccines ooch stop eating garlic infused soy broccoli gross i guarantee once you've tried my immune boosting pickles you will never eat anything else again rancid lock sold separately comes with pair of slower used feet whoa whoa okay uh how slightly are we talking here i got an immaculate 1927 ford escape only two thousand dollars for what's what's pretty much a glorified trailer at this point beat up your stepdad for free oh jesus times are tough folks what can we say is your stepdad want to see him get knocked the freak out i'm your guy no weapons just good old-fashioned li beatdown may record for worldstar no money required i may even pay you if your stepdad's name is larry or rick you may bring your whole family to witness the sick beating on but if someone jumps in just know that they too will in fact catch these hands emailing me asap this guy's really challenging the idea that crime doesn't pay rare trump twenty twenty dollar bill twenty seven hundred dollars no that that looks like twenty dollars i see a twenty there in fact considering its tempered money i'm going to say it's less than twenty dollars you madame are not good with your currency the stanley chainsaw house oh my god oh my god this is it this this is the perfect gift i need to give my father for father's day next year meanwhile at a swap and resale clean it's um white soft can turn into hard yes sir that is technically the truth but not enough to get away from the cops hello i am clothes and i am free oh don't sell yourself short honey you're at least five dollars fart corn cob two dollars message center seller oh god what did you send i'll trade you an already freaked chicken free bag full of dairy star half and half coffee creamers so like did you acquire these legally or are you just trying to throw them out i don't carry the way i just want to make sure i'm not going to get the cops after me bag of mcdonald's coke okay i'm going to assume that you've heard of drugs but you've never actually seen drugs before maybe do a bit more research before getting into the drug market 2005 dodge caravan only 350 dollars end of summer deal yep yeah it's a deal it's definitely a deal guys 2005 dodge caravan convertible oh it's a convertible now because because they lost half the roof ah but you know what makes this car an absolute worthwhile sale is that it runs and drives yeah i bet you didn't know that cars can do that well this one can give the wife the van she always has wanted by gifting her something that says i'm okay with you divorcing me tic tac corn limited edition two dollars okay now to be fair i would totally be more keen on eating veggies daily if they came in a little snack pack like this 1980 toyota corolla edible version somehow don't question it that'd make brain hurt pizza crust five dollars bought an extra large pizza i hate crust so want to sell it to someone who enjoys it looking to get some of my money back five dollars can't deliver thanks comes with three slightly used marinara sauce you know there's another way you could actually get your money back it's um it's this really cool trick you what you do is you you don't order the thick crust lifted lawnmower the belt came off six months ago and i have not touched it since 80 dollars today come get it it's fast how how tall do you like your grass to be that you need to actually make your morn mower oh well i like the snakes they uh they deal with the children what the 2 000 saturn death cut yeah it's a death card aura okay that's ever wanted a convertible too expensive and not anymore i mean i also don't want to die of a scraped bottom but i guess i can't get the best of both worlds last minute discount chair back to school remote learning look i'll give you props for the nice positioning and angle of the photo but 140 dollars for what looks like a five dollar chair and ten dollar table where's that extra 125 coming from here is it a smart table or something cool ranch dorito last one in the bag first come first serve yes because anyone who wants a stranger's last chip definitely has five thousand dollars on them as they walk by vintage apple macintosh plus working oh gonna need at least another hundred years for something like this to be considered a decent vintage for now it's just gonna be regarded as the person watching this what next one oh main millennium falcon model it's definitely homemade you can you can tell that i'm selling a ceiling fan here's my photo it's a it's apparently a screenshot of another hat how lazy are you exactly fender stratocaster 300 boys sweet playing fender stratocaster this won't last long at this price oh wow mint condition too look it's freshly drawn on hey moms and dads looking for the perfect easter present for your kids how about a fetus because the earlier you get them into abstinence the better oh yeah quick fire round partial slice of pita damaged burger imperfect spaghetti and one meat eight sixteenth of a chicken taco tk one half of a breakfast burrito half empty yogurt almost full bowl of salsa destroyed pancakes hey honey i've got dinner sorted oh for just 10 bucks my name is greg i'm interested in your fort for sale 11k can we drop it to 10k if my girlfriend sucks you off yeah you bargain well iphone 11 pro max 250 gigabytes how is that worth 2 000 with fortnite that's no among us fresh slides like new brand slides paid 400 looking for 300 or trade i feel with facebook marketplace the more expensive something is the more bs it must be just like the people on social media in general and here's someone who doesn't even trust their own freaking post pics are lying these are in good shape then take better pictures i don't know where these came from probably one of my husband's all in good condition and really cute yes honey you bring your personal life into a sale that that makes me want to come and purchase it free high heels i have various sizes of like new high heels i'm getting rid of most are between four and six inch heel let me know if interested hey jack you ask why did you read that out in a creepy perverted man voice because my two before shadowed friend warning high heels add the post for high heels is an oft repeated ad by a perverted man with a foot fetish he is dangerous please don't respond curved ice cuban maybe trade you know depending on where you have that stored it's losing its value every minute mint condition ipod touch you you've touched it a bit too aggressively there buddy kanye drawing look i'll be honest at least they're giving it a reasonable price no unnecessary zeros alongside it 2012 home built shopping cart personally i'm waiting for the 2015 model it comes with a rear view camera king's eye is bad oh the beds are the best ones sleep great does have stains from kids it bends in the middle but laying it on the frame it does not affect how it sleeps it's right off just say it it's a write-off dump it it don't stop trying to sell it jack daniel's lamp hey hey that's got my name on the buddy that is worth more than one pound you you put it back to the 270 it is worth 270. nintendo thingymabob uh what's it called what version uh i said the nintendo ds that's the one mattress for sale my trust for sale minor stains but has been fabrized and smells fine pure ice is firm no holds first come first sale the quality of this ad is exactly what's on that mattress half a gallon of milk going on vacation don't want it to go to waste it expires the tenth of nineteen but still enough left for a couple more bowls of cereal buy a robo you go on your vacation but i just hope you remember as you're on that plane ticket to your dream holiday that you think of that cow's nipple that works tirelessly to produce that milk think of the nipple don't mind me i'm just going through my typical little ebay shop just looking for something special for the bus you know it's his birthday coming up after all and you know i really really want to get him something special for for promoting tim instead of he's me he's a great guy i really i really want something to um really really blow his mind mystery box slang for i can't be bothered taking this to the bin now apply toilet paper 100 easy to store can be used as a telescope never runs out i don't know give me a good curry and i can uh really make use of that thing ah looks like you tried to make an investment and failed you know what's the scariest thing though they likely are making a loss here oh got them rare beanie babies that could make somebody rich i'm trying to get rid of them using up space in my closet see yes no i definitely i could sell these for something far more expensive but i'm giving you the deal please meanwhile from a place on the internet that no one is surprised it came from needy girls booty in my face 100 no sticks must come to me be okay with zero talking send a pic of interested 100 for five minutes of your time okay two questions though one will you be blindfolded and uh if so two does the butt need to be shaved i'm just asking for a friend who needs to pay rent this week motivational poster 99 cents are you insecure this poster can help put it up in your bedroom in your locker or on your desk as a great reminder that your cook is nice enough as it is it's a bit crinkled and may have remnants of cello tape stuck to it but otherwise in good condition just like you and your pee pee okay someone explained this one to me 1957 autographed dollar atomic bomb bombardiers hiroshima nagasaki bikini co hey what what makes this one dollar note valuable again was it in the wallet of one of the pilots who flew the plane to drop the bomb i'd i'm confused mcds partial nuggets honestly if time were money you'd make more just throwing these in the bin than making an actual ad and waiting for someone to want to buy these free an opportunity ah my favorite word commonly known in the performance world is a slang for do this thing for free cause i don't want to pay you trading this paper clip in exchange for literally anything we all have junk we don't want give me a piece of yours and i'll give you a piece of mine seriously i'll take anything okay i'd be cautious with using the term junk and peace of yours uh i feel like people are gonna take this the wrong way and offer you things you can't exactly trade up for and the longest ebay item name in history goes to be the first person to buy this one million dollar pencil please make my life please buy we all laugh now but if this actually got bored we would be kicking ourselves for not doing it too hey a notification from offer up we got uh we got that a macbook pro and more picked for you real metal prison toilet the perfect final set piece for your partner is prison guard fantasy hero worship taxidermy rats free shipping adult theme and humor how how is this humor uh for sandwich from subway are we even surprised anymore at this point homemade bat scratcher hello everybody i'm trying to test the waters with my latest and greatest how often do you need a back scratcher and are hungry at the same time now you got it the fork back scratcher two in one the fork scratcher asking 20 bucks but hurry and get it while supplies last because it won't be this cheap for long well so what inspired this design i accidentally drove over a box of cutlery almost seven thousand dollars just for a kermit jeez oh oh sorry no it's essential kermit oh never mind purchased handmade sim poster so wait is this poster meant to say that whoever owns it or is like has it up on their wall is a simp in that case where are you holding this up nick used office depot roller skates to be fair that is a very effective means of travel if you work in a large warehouse oh amazon i found a way for your workers to be more efficient lightly squirted on couch they use the word lightly as a way to just like make this seem less bad oh but your honor i only slightly decapitated the victim it's it's it's not i didn't clean his head full off i'm not a serial killer come on gently squirt oh they went for gently this time okay it doesn't smell at all same probably probably comes out easily i promise no oh this has to be because there's some like underground fetish people who buy this stuff online oh my god ah dude decorative glass bottled stop uh i bought this item off ebay in any of the holes i uh put it in still leak maybe your holes will fill it better the item shows some signs of age hypoallergenic please i i need the money one for the eight-year-olds nintendo switch joy-con controller knife blade holder grip custom joy-con for when you've had enough of your friend constantly defeating you with smash bros hattori hanzo japanese steel yeah zooming in on that thing i'm gonna question if that's a japanese steel and not just rusted something do you seek vengeance for the ones you loved if on your journey you should encounter god god will be cut great for chopping vegetables too chicken nuggets slightly used chicken nugget fairly new though tastes like a hat then why are you selling it tattoos full day in my studio in my flat 150 pounds any design you want any good designs any design you want now you can have beautiful jewelry made from a loved one's teeth no no no 2010 turbo pug pugster ooh this bug has automatic transmission four pairs of mesh hospital underwear i'm gonna pray this is just purely for someone out there who maybe is making a film in a hospital area and they need better more real setting props or something i don't know real vampire need it hi my boyfriend and i would really like to get bitten by vampires so that we can be immortal and live together forever if you are a vampire and would be willing to sound true people that are crazy and love we would forever be grateful all right calm down kristen stewart half drank vinegar a free half drake bottle of vinegar needed someone to come over and drink the rest of it with me i'm willing to trade for specifically bacon grease apparently cavern rules need not apply rebels only wow you just you really want to spread this thing don't you what's the magic word for rusty decaying and disgusting looking furniture vintage that's right homemade bread five dollars what no that sounds normal that's a pretty decent price for some you know i guess uh gourmet bread fresh loaves made with my wife's own fash oh what before we go we got some fan art from today's beautiful person named karen zard i i appreciate your opinion they made fan art because why not they did their best but was it enough yes it was because we are an uplifting community here now let's see your terrible work ah ah the teeth don't like the teeth remember if you'd like to see your fan art on the latest video be sure to put it in the mk subreddit that is where we see them and grab them for the next videos now you have also made it to the end of this one so thank you for watching and getting this far you're an amazing person and i love you for sticking around makes me feel wanted now um i am gonna have to require you though to show this want even more by liking this video and checking that you are in fact subscribed to the channel because that is the best way to ensure you see the latest of goodies from mk and hey if you're still here why not check out some more videos on the channel come on procrastinate a little bit more you've deserved it but anyway with all that said my name has been jack you've been a lovely face to face towards and speak at i hope to see you next time bye

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Length: 17min 6sec (1026 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 11 2020