r/TIHI | why does this exist?

welcome to the 7-eleven we're located at 712 deal with it I dare you [Music] what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash thanks I hate it you know I don't hate this one this is just a surprise a little kitty cat ain't doing nothing wrong ain't doing anything wrong why you bothering him leave him alone ain't doing anything wrong whoa someone didn't unlock that character that's they I'm sure that jokes been said a thousand times that's so freaky though how does it accomplished our love seat I love creepy weird photos like that because I would love the backstory this is that just lighting is that real like what's going on with that that's so neat guys hear me out denim alright overruled cuz that's terrifying I've seen this photo before where'd he get a little Mickey suit like that I won't put on my dog he'd hate it too but I want to put one on him is that real that's is that is this natural you're looking a little like a little strange buddy there was a species of fish that lives in the bubbles of sea cucumbers the sea cucumbers ba holes develop teeth in an attempt to keep the mount it did not work that's evolution at work there's a problem fish live in our butt holes solution the hole teeth problem the fish get past the teeth solution more tea toast slices of pizza are the equivalent to swallow egg three spoons of warm all they feel like eating pates and now I've swallowed worse warm fluids just dab you're okay number one make your pizza at home number two don't get greasy za just saying ah yes I love the boyish Pope look at his boyish good looks that's a map it's fantastic if it can make it look like that that's really well done doc doc Phil is that you doc you look at a little strange subway target the United States Postal Service Verizon Walmart Xbox I really hate that that's just one thing you gotta fix why is this on the on this subreddit this just seems really petty be like oh I hate it just place it onto the lower rack that's all you got to do what's so wrong with that no no I'll get this one oh damn that's one big tree some starfish can have birth defects that make them square that's really cool what so this is a star yo it's like us it's like an underwater pizza roller ravioli no I'm hungry bro southern weaves be like way a pleasure kokoro y'all just trying to be quiet I see but y'all look like a bunker down at the honky Tonk first try nailed it did it my kid just told my wife that before she my kid was born she my kid was her my wife's too a fairy when she my wife was a kid hey now my kid knows all of my wife's old baby teeth in her mouth or all feeling pretty screwed up about it well why didn't I get any of them she didn't have any of my teeth just hers all right that 11 I've never watched stranger things when I know that that character bleeds out of the nose a lot that's effective that's an effective way to sell Heinz ketchup I would buy it oh good lord that's a cursed Face Swap you know the worst one is the one right at the far left like the other two I can deal with the one of the far left really is the worst one cuz it's got this dead stare and it's just not I'm not comfortable goober your uber has arrived hop on I'll take you right to this the Sun & moon looks tropical what region is Sun & moon I never played that PSA before giving it an uber or lift etc especially ladies take 5 seconds to check to make sure the child safety lock isn't on see this is this has cursed implications you know exactly what this means and I don't like it one bit a friend of mine posted this its ranch mix with hot cheetos flavor town edit she stands by her decision and says she loves it this way because she just doesn't do spicy food and she can just go to town on it yummy to my tummy it looks awful I'm gonna be completely oh you throw right in the bag like a [ __ ] now you're the worst this turkey isn't what it seems that's because it's not actually a Robert but a meticulously decorated cake see that's cool though you be like thanks I hate it but that's really done that that is incredibly well done artwork especially for a cake cake baking is art and this is the Picasso the mall nobody wants to play with the smelly kitty I wanted to say the other word but I stopped myself because I'm a good person but it's true no one does no one does I know I don't I just realized the Krusty Krab was a crab trap yeah it is and mr. Krabs being the businessman he is cut the the rope off that pulls it away and instead made it a business made it a restaurant you're welcome it's an attraction a baby and an adult compared as if they were the same size using modern science 1951 the baby skeleton looks like a friendly old guy shake his hand he drab on my bones there was a spider in my VR headset horror game battle reach a whole new level of immersion holy crap well mark Marky Mark mark seems like you need to clean your VR headset because it's made a whole little nest buddy in this scene the frozen 2013 Olaf is quite literally swimming in his friends and family's dead remains and he has a smile on his face proof that Olaf is a sociopath film it film theory Oh a cat opposed that's really cool this is neat are those paw pads all my goodness there's so many I guess for my finger viewed piglet keeps to the rim streets of belem weighing his options and the Soviets would shoot him on sight and the British and Americans would hang him for as many crimes Oh Argentina he mumbles to himself Argentina's sounds pretty nice damn piglet didn't it end this way huh bud but it didn't what if you hate 6:00 every day during pregnancy to keep building the baby with the same man this is a great question perhaps if he makes it up you can come on Jane's like a build-a-bear just a thought really parents did you poop toddler now then what's that in your pants nothing yeah it smells that's something that nothing smells you pooped your pants didn't you I don't know how I feel about the palette swap oh yo this is cool hold on the arms of wait wait wait wait so the arms are moving but the legs aren't what's the point dude okay so I used to be really fond of like wrestling action figures and the why I liked wrestling action figure so much is for the most part by and large though all their limbs were poseable so you can have little wrestling matches in your in your room with these wrestling figures I wish all action figures were like that because these aren't the arms are movable well that's it the legs are static those are gonna break if you try to move there's no joint it's dumb fun movie fact in Toy Story 2 when woody escapes from the plane he leaves the bottom hatch open potentially depressurizing the entire aircraft and sending hundreds to their death right after takeoff woody is a bad man you enjoying your meal you terrifying specimen this is what is this this is actually the worst thing the worst thing I'm just whoo whoo okay is this like genuinely you okay is this I've seen this fella before isn't this like a guy who's made a bunch anime I don't know much about anime so forgive me if I sound incredibly ignorant but I know this man has a big hand with anime and he's just vibing I like this guy he's one with himself right now Machoke mr. mime combine them mr. choke it's nice to meet you you weird specimen meanwhile and jipped michael jackson was a pharaoh that was this is not it was this not common knowledge I learned about this in history class the Pharaohs you know Horus was a guy Michael Jackson was a pharaoh it was just natural how'd the world be different if our butt cracks were horizontal instead of vertical well Whitney went down a slided go blue blue blue blue purple why can I hear this and then she be on a cake and went down a slide zoo-wee mama I can imagine that the sound what of our butts sealed together like velcro so every time they clap they would velcro cheeks but I want to see it goodness gracious you're a buff buff guy ain't ya you got some AB why this kangaroo Sh more muscular than I am this kangaroo could kick my butt in a fight and I'm intimidated to my very core Wow that's why do you hate this this is neat it's a galaxy toilet seat that's cool I mean I guess it being on a toilet see it's kind of weird but the galaxy thing is cool vibe what that that's really neat uh-huh still think vegan food is boring guess again sweaty different banana cheerio paired with red sauce bro yo soon as the squirrel run past that little girl gon be a kite now she's gonna get massive rope burn from the chains that she's holding on to I kind of vibe with this you know you would think I'd hate this but I have a lot of respect for that cat that cat can grow a full beard but I can't respect oh hi Justin Wang it's good to see you again buddy the fact that he gave boobs to the lady Ninja Turtle Venus implies that she produces turtle milk I regret ever since this is a good you know what now this is a good tweet Justin Justin this is a good tweet good tweet Justin Wang I love this guy what a nice fellow alternative human evolution illustration by French artist Lucien Rudo 1930s I wish I looked like that you kidding me walking around or climbing up buildings like this I'd never need a car I that's you know what that reads right sir it says that you bone your dog is this intentional or was this just a disgusting mishap please tell write speak to the microphone sir look at your widdle eyes I know it's edited but walking them dose with some baby I taught map shows mysterious cases of people vanishing without a trace the bottom map shows America's largest cave systems seems like there's a correlation is there not whoa lava caves that's sick I want to explore a lava cave yo white scuba diver comes face to face with a 7 meter long giant anaconda no way is that real no way wait wait wait wait wait wait what I'm looking this up right now is that straight up this looks like it's a real video I'm watching a video right now holy cow what okay to give you guys context you I don't know if the videos gonna go up I don't think it is I think that's gonna be a video associated with what I'm reading here but this is a gigantic anaconda this is a huge snake goodness gracious like no there's no doubt about it my dude this thing is crazy huge wow wow wow wow wow so from what I'm reading this is in Brazil Brazil would have some freaky stuff like this oh why don't they getting so close to it dude oh my god waa waa waa waa waa Wow Wow imagine if that thing struck he would just be gone like it would be it I really hope that's a legit video because that just shook me to my core hey now it's a light in the mood I'd like to feature a post from bun-bun tiger underscore reddit a fan art for Damian in first post I hope you like it PS I used a bit of a Joe Joe reference you expect a deal but it was me Damian oh thanks bun-bun I wish I had a little sharp canine teeth like that that'd be dope you know seeing posts like this made me wish I went back to my regular my natural hair color but I think I'm like it died who knows though maybe I'll go half like super dark half light brown be cool let me meet thank you so much this is really cool and thank you for watching our slash thanks I hate it if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe to my content if you want to catch more of me you can find me at which TV forward slash Damion Lee live and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Id: 5gZIsQoUiIo

Length: 11min 46sec (706 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 03 2019