r/Cursedcomments | STICK A STRAW IN IT

I'd consume anything that comes out of her woman don't make a pregnant what's up guys had welcome back to MK my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash cursed comments sewer deserves the seat the breastfeeding mother the the man with the injury the old man or the pregnant woman well if you flipped the chair over everyone has a seat he's a free thinker me sorting the trash by color oh that's so bad that is so bad dude everyone else at the abortion clinic what are you doing given a rotten you can eat it yeah sure baby Gordon Ramsay this frickin Ted is cold for Christ's sake that's exactly what he'd say please appreciate my very talented dog you know he's not the only one they could put two balls in his mouth oh is that right yeah so to save the class Christina what the hell can anyone explain to me how they have put such large eyes to the small hole in the bottle come with me I'll explain how big things enter small holes Oh mom I made a fan page oh my god I used to have one too for who well I fell in love with a boy named Logan Paul wait my last name is Paul and dad's name is Logan she had a fan page for me you know I'm gonna blow dang my brains out nice you could open your mouth 90 degrees and every time you do what it makes the Minecraft chest noise doesn't enough become in essence a Minecraft chest or is it still a stupid body blender well you know you know you know you know my boyfriend really cheating on me with this Japanese chick named anime or however the hell you spell it I'll wait until she finds that about hentai what is the greatest design screw-up of the human body pregnancy and childbirth why can't we just lay eggs your wish is granted rather than menstruating every month you have to lay an egg that is slightly larger than a baby is this what she wanted I mean that certainly would sort out breakfast you working hard or hardly working oh god I hate it when people say that to me I've been trying for years to come up with a good response to that oh you can just start Shogun I'm a wildly screaming oh you're breathing hard or hardly breathing okay guys and gals hear me out what a see if instead of eatin cookies he sucked all the calcium from your body with a straw oh oh I've come for you bones wouldn't be the first time saying I did that what's your dream car brand Lambo Porsche Tesla Mercedes or if you have a different one commented I really love a white van with no windows what you love what no scenario you're about to have a threesome but it's these two what's the catch listen Momo's got a big mouth see she's wide eyed Rick Astley's never gonna give you up riding down the link putting it in a bottle and sending it off into the ocean I'm just gonna link horse Weiner and ball torture eat our fish or go to hell come get core or else will sacrifice your newborn it's exactly what I want to see on the side of the road so why is Jesus in such great shape that's easy he does CrossFit nailed it me suddenly my dad a meme this year do I have when he says have you get any more of these pictures I to overflow with brown and white liquids and daddies presents what this is a dope coffee table you know this is all fun and games till you walk past one day and it's empty not sure about yours but mine is like this when I thought drug dealers were like as a kid what drug dealers are actually like yeah mine just got shot front office calls teacher yeah I'll send him down students he could be any one of us it's always me though cuz I hate the class pet like repeatedly like they buy a new one and you just come back like ooh time for lunch there was just like a one time thing and he transfer schools to the next one I'm the happy father of five kids and none are vaccinated Edit for kids edit to kids edit my wife is pregnant most kids will never have to face the awkwardness of colon girl at home and having her dad answer the phone or when you FaceTime or with your wiener out and her dad answers yeah with his wiener out too bruh Teletubbies is the most boorish show on earth it won't be boring when your family finds you dead in a ditch ha-huh PO will do it personally the last text you sent is what you scream when you're about to finish what is it Oh Frick canal is it okay if the dog comes to which vegetable offends you the most Stephen Hawking hey don't worry about that vegetable serving as fertilizer nowadays dragons were probably furious as we can create water in our mouths I mean maybe but we can't shoot it out like pressurized fire hoses I mean well maybe you can but I can't all right step aside while I piss on the dragon oh you better have a mighty stream they call me squirtle for her reason pictured is a small fox that drowned in the ice and was cut out to warn people of the danger Firefox is not responding what when your dad's a magician and disappears for three years then reappears as a flag oh great I can finally hang them Oh ooh memes then ate spaghetti while wearing a white shirt didn't get sauce on it memes now I want your foreskin the doctors eat your foreskin when they cut it off no they don't don't you dare say that where's our foreskin Franklin why is Greg smiling because he's about to take Frank's foreskin as payback effed with fruit nutrients did someone violate my cranberries if I could just get nutrients screwed into me that would make life way easier I mean yeah I agree it would it's treason then I caught my girlfriend in bed with my best friend hey which one's which peeing in the sink is actually the green way to go so you're welcome instead of wasting 1.6 gallons of water on a flush you pee in the sink you didn't wash your hands for that very same sink simultaneously washing down the urine and reserving nature's most precious resource and if you have a garbage disposal the same could be done with pooping oh god say that Thanks my grandma didn't stand a chance you are allowed one object that you can summon to your hand like Thor with his hammer what do you pick a condom Hugh it's the same condom each time old reliable how to hide the alien I got from area 51 the basement but that's where I keep my slaves yeah so that the alien has some food of course you dummy and I just sitting down and crying in this shower ha ha imagine making it to hot or cold and trying to get away from the water I kind of want to be in this shower though that looks like a full-body clean lie you don't have to read off to move around like you don't got to do anything you don't got a/c cuz they got one with the detachable hose and I'd like to do the power spread now I'll just spray that right in my eyeballs get a good eyeball cleansing I don't even to do that with this one why would you screw with a girl more holes bro you only have one dong so one holds all you need bro I was born with one doesn't mean I haven't acquired more honey I think I'm ready to have a baby oh my god Stacy you made me the happiest man ever and the mother she gave me is just like do you think he'll like sports you know I'll just take for my auntie max mom's basically free kids the next part of Minecraft to be updated is the nether this scary place is about to become a lot more engaging explore brand new biomes like soul sand valley in another word forest new mobs trading well and more I'm Morty I'm Damien dudes that are into cars are just the male version of horse girls I love installing upgrades on my horse the upgrades respiratory system earlier this year I'm saving up to replace its heart and arteries for better flow and heat displacement me feel sick doctor there's nothing to worry about it's just a cold my hospital room the next day what the hell mom you know I like Iron Man the most now don't worry you'll get to meet him soon enough I'm dying at the fact that he tattoo this on the wrong arm and now Mario has two right hands imagine being jerked off by Mario for the rest of your life did you say ultimate fantasy Wow that is gnarly but stick a straw and you got yourself a juice pack why is KFC have no toilet paper cuz it's finger-licking good Jesus dies on a cross Christians just gotta collect the loot drops I'm getting real freaking tired of not dying in my sleep just check yourself into a nursing home and be really mean to the staff no sir out the rest every documentary about serial killers was like he was alone he had no friends he had no lover and he spent all his time alone at home not true I'm a serial killer and I have a lot of lovers stacked up in my closet my demographic is misrepresented you're on your deathbed and you realize you've ten seconds left to live what do you say to the nurse thank you for pulling the plug freaking kids wouldn't if you're a necrophile today's your lucky day baby this guy must have busted the biggest nut in history for him to die and that's the masturbating man in Pompeii that's awful I don't think Nutella sells cherry jam 10 hours of soothing relaxing meditating Vietnam war sounds for studying and thinking I'm in Pakistan I paused the video but the sounds keep playing oh that's terrible I was in the bag with my five-year-old sister when we hear everybody get down we all go down except my sister who said stealing is wrong the robbers shot her 78 times another win for the payday gang not this one still up this one C is two you've gone too far go back to C this is the best to separate I want this really bad I love teachers who put a free question at the end my teacher was convicted as a pedophile and arrested but he did put a free question at the end people who wait to get home to piss that's me people who poop at school That's not me but my pants everyone smells popcorn yeah what is the most inappropriate reply - I love you I'm still pulling the plug grandpa coochie liquid juice vsauce surgery for social media when you forgot your date's name asking her inviting it her starbucks to read the name on the cup proposed to her and listen to what the priest says during the wedding reading the name on our grave and that is pure ascension elizabeth ii firing a british l85 battle rifle in 1993 a nice gun but i think we'll just go with the car crash joe's abortion clinic no fetus can beat us you make them we take them they ever calling abortion pizza your losses are sauce how can we help you today you're on a bridge in a trains heading towards five innocent people if you do nothing they'll die but do you have the opportunity to push the fat dude i have the way to make it six what do you do i make it seven my daughter is having a Minecraft themed birthday party and I've had to get creative that is gnarly but make sure to just like a skeleton and shoot the kids less gnarly you know unless that pot breaks is the only person who'll ever touch the inside of it until poland's noodle dick jim gets a fetish for pottery i know you're reading this Jim stay away from my garden furniture I know what snail trails look like this was the only shirt I had would no come on it nice but I need one for my socks for things the one shouldn't have to touch if she has a man bills groceries trash and garden and a car door so she's not allowed to eat exactly because men are the number one cause of starvation and women I'm the number one cause of a throw fashion of the women trapped in my basement that's terrible that's terrible what are the signs that the girl likes you I need to know lol she stops screaming I don't know how to respond to that if what's the emails can swallow come the men could swallow female discharge I can swallow my own come nice whoa you know good thing they have their mouth open so they could taste some of it blurs two Twinkies you know I also want tricks green creamy filling inside of me children and semen demons uh-huh but that's when you eat them in the holy water till they stop moving you took my balls now say goodbye to yours and that brings us to the end of our slash cursed comments and now to feature a post from our /mk bye Neb ste hide your fear in art based off of Damien's icon also first reddit post that is a solid piece I saw this early and I was like that's really good I love it you so much and that brings us to the end of the video and if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Id: Q5dyeNdmubE

Length: 11min 35sec (695 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 06 2019