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hey if you could absolutely get this bed covering about a thousand miles away from my eyes and light it on fire that would be preferable [Music] hey what's up folks how you doing welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today i'm not robbing anything i'm going to be taking a look at r slash thanks i hate it i love to hate you know what i mean all right let's get in there pleading plus squinting tongue equals oh this absolute masterwork of emojiism yeah i get the man you was looking for oh my god why is he dead your sign said you wanted him yeah i found him like this i'm starting a petition to have an angel emoji made that is more representative of angels in the bible you see i don't hate this one i think that should be the case always i love some biblically realistic angels well that's just absolutely awful i hate you i don't want to know what these are i just really hope i don't ever see them again you're traveling through the forest when you happen upon a rogue druid milking his gull be still assume his vision has been clouded after years of consuming the milk turn back your conjuring levels are no match for this forbidden incantation unsheath your loot award the pair with a pleasant carol or confront him politely ask for a glass i think i'm going to ask for a glass hey girl how much ass you got in them pants wouldn't you like to know mr ass tax man ah my freaking disguise the government will get some of that ass i'm going to make a new font called times new bastard it's times new roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans-serif it's times new roman but every seventh letter is jargly said serif with one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode all of your bones can attack that's weird man oh my god it says here the baby was due in 1993. i'm really sorry i'm very lazy what now when you shave your balls and then she decides not to come over is your hair gonna grow back in like eight seconds what's up man it'll be fine if she comes over tomorrow don't worry about it i'm going to be a tasty and healthy snack listen here new kid you're never gonna be food we're prisoners cursed to mark the passage of time with our withering bodies speak for yourself i'm gonna be banana bread nobody is ever banana bread i know like three people that actually make it and they only make it once every few years but they buy plenty of bananas though so that's how they all went extinct barney the apex predator out of the group killed them all i'm 15 and i just found out i'm pregnant is it normal if i belly flop on the concrete to eliminate the child i really appreciate your use of the word eliminate it could be worse but it could also be better a lot better ain't that the truth what if bob ross was a serial killer and his paintings are of locations where he hid the bodies come on he doesn't actively try to kill these people it's just happy little accidents oh look it's all great me at 19 maybe i should be a writer me at 36 maybe i should never leave this bathtub and become a broth eating bugs eating wet bugs ah why would you call them wet bugs i used to love seafood the fact site originally marge simpson's hairstyle was designed that way because the creator matt greening wanted to hide her rabbit ears her bunny ears can be seen in the simpsons arcade game what why why is marge a bunny this has one wheel a unicycle okay two wheels a bicycle makes sense if it has three wheels it's a tricycle got it so this is a quad cycle car i ordered cheese fries technically they gave me them but whatever i did to deserve this i'm sorry are the fries cold too what the hell is that all about also where'd you get these so i can make sure to never go there the bigger your feet the bigger your ding-dong the bigger your car the smaller your ding-dong no wonder we're all terrified of clowns yes that's great i can hear their noses honking as they chase me down the alley again the nightmare is recurring it will never end oh this can be some great coffee the hell is wrong with you yet we humans get our kicks in really really weird ways i like my french fries and chicken nuggets a little on the crispy side follow me for more recipes what recipe where was this recipe you were talking about oh boy it's a mosquito oh no no why'd you have to put crocs in there too oh i'm not trypophobic again but i can't even imagine how horrified a person with it would be if they saw something like that i'm buzz lightyear i come in pies what no no it's not i come in peace it's clearly i come in pies come on can you read little debbie lill debbie little dabby little diabeetus little dead dental art the only question that comes to mind is why why would anybody spend time crafting this out of a real tooth or crafting it in blender or wherever this was made what's your problem oh so the earth is a giant diglett like a really big one mommy what's a dinosaur dinosaurs are big reptiles we're their closest living ancestors wow i want to be a dinosaur someday anything is possible dear anything is possible oh my god why did you have to make it even worse i'm glad that you have good art skills but can you use them somewhere else please when your parents sit you down to talk about your drug problem just as the edibles are kicking in i shudder to think what your parents really look like when you're not on drugs because in order to get to this point they must be pretty freaky looking man called adolf hitler wins election in namibia namibia not it doesn't matter come on how in the hell did he get that name the elf was delicious had the cookies for dessert thanks santa you left santa an elf to eat where'd you get an elf this ant uses its big ass head to block off the nest entrance imagine being born and you're literally just the door he's the last defense don't you be making fun of him he's giving it all he's got i still have my pumpkin out there it's rotting quite well oh my god you freak get rid of it please don't worry i'm not gonna kill you i'm just putting you outside enjoy the rest of your life i'll never find my family again you know what's gonna happen here found this work of art at my local five guys burgers and fries i love five guys wow i love memes right fellow redditors organized religion stole my foreskin oh man i'm sorry about that man i got mine back i was able to get another one hey look this dumb kid thinks he's gonna bring frosty to life idiot what a loser forgive me frosty please forgive me the gator hat stays on during sex i mean if you can manage to do anything with that thing on bravo you can keep it come in let's play gta come out let's play gta before after ooh hate that hate hate hate that new monster energy ham caffeinated sandwich meat oh 50 calories per 2 ounce serving that's not too bad and hey look at that contains up to 150 milligrams of caffeine per slice that's a lot of caffeine harry potter was such a freaking jock star player of sports ball hated history of magic which would have been fascinating just like shooting his magic gun such a bro to be honest trust fun jock that became a cop who married his high school sweetheart when you break it down like that yeah harry sucks dr earman i can hear your nightmares well i'm sorry man but it's a curse that you were born with and you must hold on to until the day you die but soon soon you will be free toy story why does this keep happening why does life have to be this way can this stop i showed you my helicopter please respond well i didn't get a photo of your helicopter what the hell show me invention of fishnet stockings fisherman one help i got caught in the fishnet fishermen two is it just me or is dave looking a little hot fisherman 3 no dave is definitely being hot right now my sister moved into a new house and found this in the wall in her basement you just have defeated a jolly rancher every full moon and it'll leave you alone why a jolly rancher i mean i'm not complaining at least it's not a child or a dog or something like that but why a jolly rancher i had a dream where there was a food called king's hand a hollow hand made of m m cookie filled with greek salad i could not stop thinking about it here's the culmination of a week-long effort damn impressive looks freaking disgusting but bravo personally i would have just taken it as an omen and moved but you do you not the gumdrop buttons oh not the gumdrop buttons nobody mr krabs laughs and silver oh that is disgusting i'm not doing an impression holly what are you doing here did we have a date planned hungry hungry hello i bought a pizza today and i've got a complaint hello please describe the problem what the [ __ ] yeah no way that's even remotely a little caesar's pizza okay you can't fool me i'm a pizza expert what in the world is our obsession with guts and bones and skellyboys in general to world war ii veterans beat up an orphan kid with heart problems after one killed his parents explain a film plot badly suddenly on christmas you get a pc made of pulsating flesh blood and bone with all the normal pc ports it has a thousand times more computing power than your current pc but you have to feed it a rat once a month how do you react to that can i screw it yes then i'm cool with it thanks i hate it this p is sponsored by rage shadow legends luigi in order to determine if peach is a real princess you must have put a pea in her bed tonight why does my bed smell like piss mr santa claus why do you never bring presents to me that's because your family is poor oh okay santa blue power red power green power white emergency meeting grape soda does not even taste like grapes but it sure as hell tastes like purple and i love purple look it's just grape drink dude here little duckies have some bread there's a lot of you today the time has come do not fear stale bread man you have fed us you will be spared quarantine hasn't been that bad i have my kid cookies are done and my dog buster stop it stop stop [Laughter] can we not with the raptor horses please i don't think the horse girls can handle something like this i regret nothing and on that day humanity received a grimace reminder but that's not grimace's face bob won't be working with us anymore bob's responsibilities bob's salary this is for you and you have a great day one christmas santa decided that coal just wasn't working anymore time to kick some ass you little [ __ ] what the underside of a sawfish looks like hello there how are you the seedless watermelon if i cannot reproduce neither will anyone else another triumph for the seedless watermelon someone [ __ ] in the rat suit they chucky cheesed didn't it shut up no you shut up charles entertainment cheese oh man a little cold better turn on the seat warmer bowing oh that is so much better students need six to eight hours of sleep for school school six minus eight equals negative 2. this was all a trick i deceived you nah 6 to 8 hours is totally fine if you as a child don't get any time to socialize and have fun and go to bed basically an hour after you get home people say my smile is creepy you have to learn how to smile with your eyes i think it's working shaggy and snoopy that's it that's the tweet if god didn't want us to snort worms he shouldn't have made them cylindrical worm snorting club every monday and thursday location changes very often sunny street uh-oh birthday bubbles happy birthday bubbles you got me a gift oh you guys are the best oh no i like how they're high-fiving we got him we killed him finally this albino squirrel comes to our door and rubs its nipples and just stares at us yeah my grandma does the same thing he ain't special you're old enough to learn about road safety a car can only be defeated with sheer force or will if you see one you look straight at it stare that card down don't move a muscle a stronger spirit will prevail isn't that how grandpa died grandpa was weak i much like grandpa as death understand that if you die it is simply because you are weak i got tested for a bunch of stds and they didn't get back to me for a week so i called and the woman was like okay so you got chlamydia gonorrhea syphilis hiv and you tested negative for all of them ma'am why would you say it like that i can tell who you are based on your taco bell order better than with astrology but that's just me being a crunchwrap me knowing t-i-h-i equals thanks i hate it my brain the council of elder tubbies no are nintendo developing a nuclear bomb probably nintendo is [ __ ] this is my spider-verse spider-sona stupid thick peter who was bit by a radioactive thought and killed venom by clapping his ass cheek so hard that the sound wave dematerialized him your spider verse spider soda stupid thick peter from now on everyone in the comments has to refer to me as stupid thick robin working hard as usual late ted yes sir i have to fire you ted fun country facts iceland is green greenland has ice and the united states has the world's highest rate of incarceration wheat is bad hum this what in the world is that monstrosity i love it mainly because it's horrible i can't stop looking also how many gallons to the mile does that sucker get did you forget to put out the milk and cookies daddy wants what daddy doesn't have today i learned nasa's plan to dispose of corpses in space is to freeze them in the airlock and then violently shake the body with a robotic arm until it turns to space dust hashtag bad astronauts get put in the corpse wiggler i genuinely don't see how that would be beneficial i mean space is pretty much infinite if we get the bodies far out enough who cares what state they're in women are technically 3d printers that print other people does that mean that [ __ ] is the ink antarctic centric world view i like this map it's kind of fun yoda with human skin can you not for once can you people just not join the mk cult today one of us one of us [Music] and just like that done with the video we are want to 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Id: 1YC-JgJzQvo

Length: 15min 22sec (922 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 01 2021