r/TIHI | END THE SUFFERING.

set ariana Gandhi I love that one song he made free ourself and British rule I'm bored what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damien and the day we're looking through our slash thanks I hate it until 10 minutes ago I did not know that scalps have eyes and we have a lot of them up to 200 whoa looks like a alien that's kind of sick wow I didn't know that either that's kind of so why would something like that can skin a scallop swim I never do those those um mollusks can they swim I've never thought about that that's kind of cool North Dakota has exactly ten Applebee's and you could visit them on one day it's like the world's most depressing connect-the-dots game oh and you bet I'm gonna complete that connected dots the minions were goggles because their eyes are outside of their skulls well I think it's not because it's I don't think it's a goggle at this point the more I look at it the more I realize it's just an elongated eye it's like a cage for the minion in Spanish the suffix Ito means small which hints at the existence of something bigger and greater than mosquito the legendary and most cold look at it wreak havoc across the plane you got my x-rays doc yeah how are any of you even alive that's my secret wombats are the only animals in the world to produce cube-shaped poops like little brownie bites set you know they're not brownie bites when they smell bad nor on the grass out in straigh so we're wombats or in Australia Oh No King Henry the 13th I want to look stupid wide in my portraits go ham brother see I'm trying to get a divorce what I'm dubbing thick I'm like lap of my buttcheeks keeps it alerting the Pope hey check it out is beagles thanks I hate the body based on sensory information it's what I look like in real life you see me walking down the street it looks like um dad you guys remember that one episode of Rugrats that was like really freaky I don't remember the episode of like it the it reminds me of the the adults and babies and the nightmare Rugrats episode I don't know why the vibe I'm getting but it is did this idiot braid her eyebrows I mean she kind of vibin know so I guess that's okay save it all off there see my cylindrical head me the poop in my butt there's a time time to go I'm ready let me go ready Liam I'm here I'm here what if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside of them like you take off the condom and there's just a picture of a butterfly on your Weiner fruit roll-up style just how I like it why I would have a QR code write to my twitch how do you even do that how do you get it on the seat that's what I want to know what kind of like even gets it on the toilet seat you know I honestly don't know how I feel about like part of me wants to hate this but on the other hand I don't know if if this is like really good photography because it looks like her hands are coming from under the thing so this might just be like a fashion statement I don't know and because I don't know I can't get a gauge of a feeling off of it because my primary sensation is intrigue my rank to a most things dissident is I questioned at first and foremost before I get like oh I love it or oh I hate it I'm like well what is it pigs recorded using tools for the first time in two hours later China is breeding giant pigs the size of polar bears well don't bother um they're hard at work phones with only one couch er classist oh you can charge your phone to use headphones if you got bluetooth you got bluetooth money I mean yeah they're getting cheaper nowadays so yeah it's not difficult uh hierarchy needs I guess when an earthquake happens coffins become underground maracas and that's just how I like it it's a cold Gator well you know it wouldn't look like that though cuz that's implying you've just you scaled human teeth if it was a cold Gator the teeth would just be very bright is that corn flavored ice cream is that corn flavored frozen yogurt either way I'm so out I've seen this photo before and I still don't know who the politicians supposed to be but I just can't help but think about the turtles that are in the picture you know what dude the early 2000s were a lawless wasteland purple ketchup just ruled the landscape what happened here trying to gauge what happened in this photo and why everything's like shaped the way it is I guess my missing something here is this like intentional I don't I don't quite get the the vibe here chief not sure what the vibe is here hey y'all eat your crackers with the without the shell Oh without sometimes but if I'm feeling frisky I'm gonna eat it with hey it's me then it was Mario brother it's not Elijah Wood we're like a god I could I could see that's Elijah what at least I think that's his name I hope that's his name I don't know what to make of that so young but so old at the same time it's kind of impressive listen if my peppers aren't screaming they're not ready yet that's all I gotta say okay see that's silly I like that that's a creative guy he knew exactly what he was doing the truth about figs is in case you didn't know figs exist thanks to a special insect known as the fig wasp these wasps crawl into figs and help them pollinate but on the downside they live give birth and die in the fig but don't worry as a fig ripens it digests any and all bugs still trapped inside of it so when you bite into one you're getting all fruit in zero wasps yeah but okay no you know what that's fine thanks I hate cafes where fish can swim around and touch my feet I want to be scared that I'd step on a fish that's what I'd be concerned about more than anything else like chief I've got big feet I don't want to step on a fish on accident and be you know liable for that dumb fish oh it's good to a thing oh it became a foot oh that is cool that's actually sick that's a really cool editing work and like graphics animation that's awesome you know Halloween jack-o'-lanterns were originally made out of turnips hmm hmm needs I wonder what that little eyed Jesus frickin Christ our prayer hall room wishes might turn up a Lenten just on x-ray of a horse skull can't say I'm too happy about it I mean what the hell is this hey fun fact horse's teeth take up more space in their skulls than their brains well wine is one of the worst have such big teeth to begin with I don't think the anything necessarily like extreme so what's up with the giant teeth thanks I hate round egg I don't it's a perfect that's cool oh that's sick I don't care what you say I think that's sick round egg is cool I'm all for round egg leather chainmail diamondden gold the four armless whose powers untold for head and shoulders and after he's got a beautiful head of hair Jack Sparrow is a beautiful man he just doesn't accept it cause he doesn't use shampoo oh oh that's a grizzly village not one I wanted to see not one that I felt like I deserve to see really but now that I've seen it so do hey imagine if you're forced getting kept growing you had to trim it every couple weeks it's not a nail what's wrong with you and I'm pretty sure it grows to scale buddy it's not gonna be like it's not like hair first you wet the dries then you dry the wets then you re wet your dried wets last you dust those wets and you have a big delicious bowl of mac and cheese people don't trust autonomous vehicles so Jaguars testing having to make eye contact with you oh why are they giving me a weebly why are they giving you a shifty eyed look though like is there any reason why they're judging me is there any reason at all why they're judging me because I don't think that's very fair Jaguar it's hella far fam eat me I cannot jump the distance you'll have to eat me don't tell the squad fam kick a fam this is gonna be lit hey Facebook knows too much is a really creepy option to have on your own site ads oh that does give me a case the uncomfy x' so why did you hide this ad was it too personal was it already purchased that it know too much maybe we don't listen to your phone conversations you know it's like maybe we'll listen to you while you had to phone your pocket just throwing ideas out there really cyclists genese Braj Kovac leg after a race what a specimen what are you doing in my burger what they think you're doing in my burger think you're all out think you're loud in there yeah that's a place I wanted you know but you're allowed to stay since you're my friend don't tell no one that's a saw Strich where species Valle moisten your lip thir I mean I guess Burt's Bees humans are the naked mole-rats of the ape family I mean I can see your point but we grow hair just not a lot of it maybe apes are the you know the the overly grossly genetic hair growing freaks of the ape family how about that why is it Phil we're trying to gather exactly when I'm filled with beans I know if ands or buts about it its beans Mountain Dew ha blast no it's Mountain Dew bean blast with real chunks me waking up who's there - theory go back to sleep whoa you're real yep I've always wondered what do you do with the teeth Adam - what tooth fairy grinning revealing thousands upon thousands of teeth my mouth go ahead step in my slippers take a walk in my shoes I dare you meet the harpy eagle a bird so big some people think it's a person in a costume don't tell no one but that's exactly what it is it's just a big old bird costume there are no pet birds in the Sims I'll create my own pet bird you don't give me the tools to create and I shall find the means necessary do pigeons have teeth yeah but don't tell nobody what would you like for your birthday Emma pony oh well I can never say no to my little girl here's your pony my therapist the Qui dolls aren't real they can't hurt you the quie Dalls hook they're real and they're out there reminder your baby teeth are still out there somewhere well you can stay out there I don't want them this resource pack is camouflaged creepers that blend in with the biome they spawn in really oh dude that sick actually I think that's cool I like that that makes for some fun I'm not even gonna lie to you you know warm water tastes round and cold water tastes pointy that's the point of it you no pun intended but that's that's the point of the water buddy oh that's actually really cool why would you hate that that's gnarly it's a perfect little s I'm Celina cenotes canina it does the peanut butter jelly time dance appropriately so there was a chili dog protein shake just like sonic likes that I get five hot dogs a can of chili two scoops of protein powder a cup of shredded cheese and five Ice Cube's at all happy 20th anniversary of the Garfield stripper John drinks dog semen have a cup of coffee John why thanks don't mind if I do congratulations mr. Arbuckle you're gonna give birth to a fine healthy litter of puppies I hate puppies how did you not know that immediately though John looks like you really enjoyed that cup of coffee beforehand huh when you dumped the shampoo on the shower floor and roll around in it to fulfill your gym becoming a slug oh I'm moister than an oyster I you are buddy you fulfilled your dream when you shave the beard it's what you see afterwards that counts you know I can't grow a beard out I try to every time but like my chin doesn't grow in so I'm just jealous that this guy can even grow a beard to shave this is dumb four hundred and sixty dollars for stupid jeans I can guarantee you it's only like that because it's a fashion statement what statement they're making I don't want to know I'm not gonna lie though if I had some some fu money I'd probably buy these because they look kind of funny looks like some Singh's got a runny nose listen I know where this is going what if it's going where I hope it's going he's gonna be able to sleep with that bed with the monsters nearby oh oh and that's an intentional thing to be meant to do that I think that makes it worse bungee jumping but instead of bungee cord you have 75 feet of anal beads and you need to clench to stop yourself I don't think that would work though I don't think that'd work at all I think you would actually like do more harm than good like I'm gonna be completely real with you chief I'm like a hundred percent sure that would hurt way more than you would want it to okay who gave him the growth sphere who gave him the growth perk who let him get that tall I mean on the bright side now we can hold a backpack that's extra storage space but at the same time who okayed it cuz I know I didn't that's what my children look like just like that Rachel McCartney says to everyone out there suffering from anxiety you're not alone there's someone behind you what didn't help their problem at all a tick was removed from a dog and placed in this bag it laid eggs and after six weeks this was the result just a whole big happy family what's wrong with that putting turtle neck on the counter how much for the uncircumcised sweater I'd like to buy in 2014 I hate this game company because these microtransactions in 2019 I hate this game company because they support a fascist Attila Tyrion government and also microtransactions a man I feel that microtransactions are the bane of the existence you know that as good as I do chief an Italian Twix call that mozzarella sticks eh Oh tasty i sat there staring wondering why my religious mother-in-law had a severed toe Christmas tree ornament and upon closer inspection twist on a toe but a baby roses are red leaves are green for exercises will make your eye so tight it becomes up Latino a word a word these are terrible Mickey Mouse renditions no I don't like the giant rat looking anything like any of these especially the second one and now let's feature a post from our /mk by user chain lo whele o 6 I drew Damian fanart Lou and that you did look at that you know I I think that's really funny I like that thank you so much and that brings us to the end of our slash thanks I hate it if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from m'kay and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Length: 14min 5sec (845 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 15 2019