r/Technicallythetruth | cursed accuracy

just found out my cousin who had a stuttering problem died in prison do they even finish his sentence he was probably a repeat offender get it cuz he had a stutter ah what's up guys and welcome back to ma my name is Damian and today we're looking through our slash technically the truth hashtag gay hashtag lesbian hashtag bisexual all gay hashtags are Rambo now watch hashtag kissing the homies goodnight see not gay no rainbow when you order a clock online in the next day you hear the mailman knock on your door my time has come ah I get it taxes are essentially just a yearly subscription to the country you live in childhoods the free trial and that's a pretty long free trial eighteen years zoo-wee mama take that free trial any day of the week here try to stay here and weak at the same time that came with yiq how is it filmed comment below I mean using a camera probably I'd have to assume since music is just vibrations of air musicians are all airbenders hey shut your mouth don't say that just found out my cousin who had a stuttering problem died in prison do they even finish his sentence he was probably a repeat offender get it cuz he had a stutter [Music] because the repite I'm just not hitting jokes today am i heyo wasn't there a stream cologne and perfume versus Shh yeah name a location country or region or area that is sparsely populated Ocean State one significant physical reason where the area named above is sparsely populated because humans can't breathe underwater why you bone me I'm right wait take it points off mic test teach you skin to the truth what's that seal number say for you to pee into whoever made that's a clown I love them oh I actually looked at the dimensions of the cyber truck why are you saying 230 1.7 inches in length at 79 20 and width 75 in height six you have six seats in this thing what where are those six seats thanks James on the inside yeah I would have guessed that you idiot but like how are you okay I want to watch the cyber check presentation later because I want to know how they had six seats in this bad boy it is PlayStation 2 car oh bloody taxi service if you will lift I expect money well that would make you a taxi service actually sofa chair round $30 description round a sofa chair thing for sale condition is a chair it does chair things good for someone who likes chairs it's a chair the Hult bake at 30 bucks for a chair that does chair things like me sitting on it with my big fat but I'll take it people who have had a near-death experience what's your story well I almost died one time but I made it and you're so brave thank you for sharing your story in times like these I really wish I'd listened to what obi-wan told me what he tell you oh no I didn't listen and apparently you don't either are you an expert in English yes then answer my one question okay a mother beats up her daughter because she was drunk tell me who was drunk she I mean yeah 14 year old fell and deep hole next to his house I'm 14 and this is deep please help now yet against you could stay in there you could that's a Mario warp pipe we just didn't build the pipe part collect the coins wait if Chinese pop is kpop the Chinese rap is crap don't diss the higher brother's like that I love them those are the only Chinese rappers I know and follower the higher brothers and I love them dearly oh look who it is [Music] how you doing Michael good to see you in the video baby your disty make them first literal baby boomer it's true he made this tweet it was very funny thank you for sharing slaw so you get a thanks Alonzo in the comments for this funny tweet very epic thank you my job oh you do is round up sheep you say to me you heard you know it's very late at night for me someone a very giggly mood and I just whenever I'm in this kind of mood I like trying to over explain jokes it's just part of the curse and you're here with me for it thank you me some roast please because Blaine wants to know because she can't roast is that enough we got a couple of all those are delicious looking too got the potatoes all nice and golden it's the the meats it like a nice medium-rare the perfect way to have that meat it's like a steak in looks oh I got mashed potatoes you got carrots is that some sort of pie they're in the other one with the peas and the grape oh dude I love cooking that is enough and I'll eat all of them over the course of four days would you rather compete modern Olympics or ancient Olympics explain why modern Olympics because I'm not ancient no no no you need to give a better reason I mean that's a pretty solid reason he's not ancient water beds are just oversized hot water bottles you know I feel like a water bed is gonna be more comfy than my current bed situation and so I'll take that any day honestly baby on board Oh congratulations gonna tell my kids this is somebody that I used to know did you cut him off did you act like never have it and that you were nothing and a span of 17 years 114 people died in a weightlifting accident at the gym and the same 17 year time frame only one man died while eating a doughnut life is about the choices we make educate yourself and treat yourself to a Krispy Kreme donut I'm eating three thanks Sidney whoa that's kind of cool this is really gnarly I like this there are more airplanes in the ocean and submarines in the sky I'll say this once I'll say it again a plane is an air submarine you can't change my mind detention for Liam Oh what do you do Liam poor lamb was given a two hour detention for telling the lunch leader her shoes were untied but she has velcro shoes why is this why are you kidding this is no reason to get a detention what school do you go to wear something simple like that I'm weighing that alone shoes you little puke a detention time give me my slop lunch lady Lauren knows the school doesn't have enough budget to give me actual food player name must be safe for work okay safe for work in all fairness Brits probably don't do Thanksgiving because if we had to take a day off in the University of us screwing over a native people earning their country we'd never have to go to work I'd get it ah ha ha the police asked the dude on the first 48 where he was between five and six and dude said kindergarten I mean he's right I love there's a good Tom Segura bit about in the first 48 if you guys want to hear that County bit I highly recommend it one of my favorites Tom Segura first 48 a great comedy bit so all I can think about when I see this this tweet you might like to imagine there's zero bodies beard into your home where the arrow trimmer buried under a building is greater than zero sleep well tonight what do you have in your current relation that's so amazing I've never had that textbook true love before it's when all the love songs make sense and you feel the universe conspired to bring you together and she has a gravity exerts a force on your soul so great you cannot help but fall and keep falling into her hey pal none of my business but it sounds like you're dating a black hole I'd get that checked out love is love headline women who own horses live longer implied correlation horses make you live longer reality if you owned a horse you can probably afford health insurance or can you aha I really I've been like on this kick of going ah ha ha lately and I promise it'll leave soon but right now just bear with me Anthony says no why you left because he pressed the leave group button woman goes swimming she's a human submarine aren't we although submarines for blood and guts oh it's the thing about that you can technically live the rest of your life without food or water I wouldn't try that at home but yes you're correct are you under the age of 18 yes under the age of 18 please state why it's on the peak and on the day of my actual birth I mean I would assume so Doofenshmirtz you doofus Pope Dawn's traditional coat with anime image of his face to grieve the Japanese because he's got the power of God and anime on his side praise be when you hate even numbers I like those odds I get it I hate that I saw the stern shipper of it my first thought was hey look it's the fortnight's stormtrooper I know it's not from fort but that was my first thought and I feel really bad hey was there a coyote on a bus because they can't drive driver's licenses the Coyotes can you spell coyote want a free cup holder download the attachment wait what does it do oh no my just open the cd-rom drive that's clever I like that I'm Abby and I'm Lisa and together we're Abby and Lisa ah yes the floor here is made of the floor Abby and Lisa thank you for being so specific with me this just looks like a stripper pole with extra steps no you know it is these huge companies all started from a garage what's your Excuse wait Disney started from a shed no wonder it gives me weird vibes Apple from a garage Disney from the scary shed Amma's love from a garage Google from a garage so why don't I have been what's my excuse not have a garage easy power slash find our reddit reddit arguing over dumb topics like the classic horse sized duck or duck sized horses I mean go to our slash Florida Society I could that's not what I'm looking for I'm looking for you know funny things not things I mean II feel bad for the people involved during a nuclear explosion there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen super Rock feeds away whoa there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection the flavor zone is the scientific term delicious did you stick your finger in someone's Bohol you're technically wearing them as a ring it's called foreplay you're welcome mirrors give better frame rates than all technology because the human eye is the best unless you're wearing glasses like your boy when you get a test this is a test you know it how do you pronounce the longest word in English dictionary that's pronounced the longest word in the English dictionary thanks google hey are you on something I'd like to respond no but I'd be lying I'm on a couch and I had a feature of post from user Rose watch doodles some MK fan art I'm a huge fan oh I like that it's like it's like a black mayor type thing where I could just browse reddit in this and the air that's cool this is dope thank you so much we have your Instagram linked here on screen rather for those who are interested in following row launch doodles this is where you can find them thank you so this is super cool thank you and thank you for watching our slash tell me the truth if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from m'kay and if you want to catch more your boy you can find me at twitch.tv slash Danny 'only live and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Id: Mzob1Ca2vl4

Length: 10min 54sec (654 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 13 2019