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it's Chris ma'am I love Chris ma'am it's my favorite time of the year [Music] what's up guys and welcome back to NK my name is Damian and today we're looking through our slash facepalm da rip left my brand-new sword and shield themes to switch light on the radiator while it charged and you're just that's a poor poor poor soul like you're stupid but I feel bad for you like your Dominique did a dumb thing but I got a heart and that heart feels for you chief funny situations that everyone can relate to 13 Danny life hanks is your daughter your pride enjoy kissing a boy did you just don't like and you're a helicopter parent vacuum cleaner sucking right back to your arms 22 celebrities that look nothing alike here are 11 sets of famous people that it really just looks so different number one Oprah Winfrey and Channing Tatum yeah you know I'd say that the you know considering a the different races be the different genders see the different ages lots of different things here maybe it's the outfit I don't know maybe I'm just looking 2d baby it's just cuz they're wearing different outfits who knows maybe if they put a dress on every once in a while he'd start looking like Oprah I'd like but your grammar is bad extremely bad when you respond to your own comment these day engraves y'all Oh folks he's crazy for real 1800 the hell really didn't know people were live Ben oh oh oh yo he was a Confederate courier so like a mailman yeah World War one wait wait wait wait wait wait wait so in 1844 he lived through his life it became a Confederate courier my man's born in 1895 so he was born as he was I could that's so weird man it's weird thinking about that for real like I'll give I'll give whoever made this post this it is very weird thinking about the fact that hey people were born way back when and you're like damn is 2019 people born in 1895 I get it I totally get that but your DOM is stupid cosmopolitan man in posts weight loss secret that doesn't take any exercise it's cancer the secret is skin cancer here's the schedule' hey I think you have the wrong number then what is your number because I have the blank now that's my number ok then why'd you say I have the wrong number because I'm not the person you're trying to text hey yo fYI be Countians a jerk huh trust me fifty bucks but losing my examine mitt card no that's the charge everyone was warned why'd you take it out of your bag though should have kept it until the exam so that I don't lose it you idiot what do you think I had it for sure I may have lost it out the guy at the bag but it was so I wouldn't lose it in the first place you dunce you got rocks in your head shake yet around here rocks bounce around ladies if you happy with one man imagine having five start thinking big men if you're happy with one women imagine having five start thinking big men ain't crap hey listen I get what you saying best but you have to understand that double standing just put on everybody makes you look like a garbage human being Mississippi's literacy program shows improvement but not for the reporters who talk about the literacy program pogchamp zero day since Adams gift followed house rules so Republicans this means the last time shift followed rules was today hey don't tell nobody but I think we got a little shifty like shifty get it bad joke I'm sorry coming soon oh my goodness Kenny God bless you sweetheart I'm so very happy for your coming lifetime of joy please keep us posted god bless you the mother your child and of course your precious worth coming gift from God it's a turkey look closely idiot it's a turkey God mom who knew that my mom was so Dobby shiitake if every human on earth loses one kilogram weight the earth will be about 7.5 billion kilograms lighter and where do you think this missing mass goes alright don't think that's how that works actually like I'm hearing what you're saying the numbers are running in my head there's the spoon now arrow signs chief I don't think you know this I don't think your brain works all the way caution sad wet floor that is a road uh-oh why does he wear gloves no that's his skin jeez amazing amazing game not a single virus inside do not worry I will not take your bank details not a single virus based game ever four stars thanks I trust this man his name is utter pool for the name like that why couldn't I trust him why are you photographing trains do you work for the rail company are you the media beets are hobby they are crap ton of people who do it for fun not just here in the US but around the world so it's a hobby why can't you enjoy it in the privacy of your own home because trains don't run through my home but I'm sure they went through you been oh this is cool Mercury Venus Earth Moon Mars Jupiter said it was cooling than me ruined it hey wait a second how do you take the photo with another phone bro got a two hour drive back home so one message me it finally happened we had a guy messaged me trying to slide in my DMS o doesn't have an the intuitive fact that I said message me number 50 on trending for gaming the Tesla cyber truck event well to be fair don't some ramen videos get put into gaming's trending I just they have no anywhere to put it so they're just like you know what gaming here you go I can't seem to access what's inside of this door chief this door is this an exit but no handle you're sure you're gonna chuckle door fall those poor people no one wants to be schmeckle Dorf trio freed after 36 years in prison for a murder he did not commit damn ouch they didn't even commit it yeah so that's three decades dude holy cow is that there's not even count as a facepalm that just sucks man so the fact you were locked up for so your life's ruined after that like straight up that is terrible man Wow hey I'll 20 lakhs not do a face reveal hey hey chief hey don't knock it he's a good idea I might invent Berkeley where you could pay a membership fee and let people's books from the personal shelves so it's no one buys them anymore one person buys a book when lots of people can rent it for three weeks or so at a time me no library hey baby I'll go fishing on Sunday yeah I do why there's an app called planning a fish my husband has to make fishing buddies thought I'll tell you about it Oh Christine are you for real seriously it's not a joke well I so send me a link to it it's really good he finds something to go with almost every weekend oh god I'm done please take me that's also sad the fact my hard mmm I'm faithful this ain't cool bro that makes me feel sad I don't like this law hey where'd you go Mexican and oh my god feels so good it's like nachos but Mexican style what about nachos is not Mexican in fact the origin of nachos us from northern Mexico what about nachos isn't Mexican huh well tell me that teen prosecuted as adult for having naked images of himself on phone North Carolina high school and his girlfriend faced legal proceedings of herself eases both the adult perpetrators and minor victims well how does that work I hearts Hey whoa you know I love it just as much the next guy but I wouldn't put it on a shirt chief note this story has been updated Alexander of Inman received a Purple Heart litter being wounded by an IAD or improvised explosive device not an IUD or intrauterine device we regret the error yeah I bet you regret it dude oh no oh my man was chopped good thing you were chopping onions Dawg because you may as well start crying you chopped your headphones you dumb [ __ ] it's why you boys got air pods the budget air pods you but 20 bucks isn't the real thing but they do the job and that's all I could ask for hi I'm your post mates just want to let you know that they may be your order but I was double checking everything inside the dressing inside a solid lead to gotten over everything your pastries the entire bottom of the bag etc they're making a new one for you I'll let you know as soon as it's ready and I head out Wow okay I see ya then just text when it's done will do I'm not ready yet can you hurry they just start to make it as soon as I sent that first text I assume it'll be at least another five minutes because they're busy but asking them to prioritize it because you put your order before a lot of people there when it's ready I'll get you as quick as I can did are you serious you probably are the type of postman to expect a tip to you I can't even have a good customer service Hey with all due respect you don't know me you don't know what I expected don't and truthfully I didn't expect a tip but no problem do you understand that I have no control over the speed at which the restaurant makes the food then I'm sorry next time I'll bring it to you and everything covered interesting take care and that's what happens when you're a jerk listen I used to work in food service my family in a restaurant and if you're a jerk to food service people like we're nice people cross us and we'll just be the worst kind of person you could cross like there's no reason to be a jerk to the person don't bite the hand that feeds idiot there's a sense of saying for a reason you dunce you [ __ ] unique and poop you make me break up the nincompoop because your brain so tiny healthy young child goes to doctor gets poked with a bastard shot of many vaccines does it feel good and changes autism many such cases there's many such occasions and all they've sag is that nudists full of mystery goop they mistreat goo noodles good needles sighs just had noodles they're filled with autism's dum dum tweet women feeling attraction to men is a social contract that men have tried their hardest to make actually a real thing women are naturally attracted to women not men any attraction felt towards men as a product of social conditioning and if we as a class or two truly achieve liberation it has to be collectively unlearned so you're an idiot all right that's like some weird like radical way of thinking chief does your mouth feel dry no matter what you do drink water eat a peppermint drink more water eat mystery you may have a common condition cold and dry mouth you could tell because your mouth felt drying five people in a group get your personal need without any credit just click link fast are you trying to scam five people the same time chief just try to do a quintuple scam huh fool I just be using the torch of my phone to search my room for my phone it's one of those days it feels bad workers under 25 quote don't deserve living wage because they're not as productive says Tory Minister cabinet office Minister Matthew Hancock defense decision not to include under 25s and the policy you're a weirdo that's the weirdest that is the weird is not a politicking I've ever heard my entire life I'm so sorry for anyone who lives in this area Wow all fake various productive evil no living wage screw you man man spends 1.4 million dollars on game character which is friend than accidentally sold for only five hundred and fifty two dollars for who hopes according to those South China Morning Post a man in China spent an eye-watering 1.4 million dollars on a video game character who woulda thunk huh name a color or shade which begins with the letter W whoever made this an ad he spelled color wrong a number others just two different spellings you okay women cheat because they love their husbands and want to save their marriages according to new book having their sexual needs met makes them quote better wives and better mothers or you know just have open honest conversation in the bedroom and don't be a cheating idiot I think I think that's is better all right okay some of you will do anything to defend their crappy behavior they'll write a book about it that's sick my bed frickin broke cuz I set up too hard that box wrinkles going away in chief that box spring shatter didn't it feels bad dude hey bro you sign upside-down Florida woman calls 9mm under a pork body of an unknown woman in her driveway but police say she killed her well what's the truth huh huh what pride flag is that oh the word is Germany everybody say food rest of Alton Day say should have a special this week called sweat pro quo and actually the expressionist quid pro quo not squid it's Latin and I'm an idiot hi my name is Brad I'm frickin crying look at let's get for my best friend's tinder damn are you even real yeah real and transgender what's transgender Google also it's like a search engine just a match it's not worth it it is not worth it not a future posts from thing plant fan are for mk hope you like it what's that little dog doing with a m'kay hand huh well as he don't he find it did he find it somewhere his guy this guy I like him I like him this guy's cute and that's gonna do it for our slash facepalm if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK if you want to catch more of me you can find me at twitch.tv slash Damion Lee live and as always I'll be seeing you 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Length: 13min 43sec (823 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 11 2019