r/TIHI | GAMER DRINK!!!

and look it's necklace chest quick cheese milk you thirsty have about 25% more cheese we got you what's going on guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damian and today we're looking through our slash thanks I hate it Thanks I hate Hedgehog cakes and he's trying his best don't boil him he's trying his best sometimes you're not 100% he's like it like 55 the best just give him some time they'll be okay I promise ah yes I a gamer but classy we're putting them inside Eminem's are you I'm I just had to buy that wait okay I want to analyze and that's jello with teeth it's a snack that bites back ah yes a xenomorph and a woman with a salad now combine the two merge are you proud of your creation are you happy with it you've created you tell me yeah two people had sex back in the 90s and I got to feed myself and worked every day it's kind of a ripoff if he asked me huge parasitic facehuggers latch on the bats his face in Mozambique okay but what are these oh because don't you can't just call them face huggers I think I'm gonna be okay with that what is the actual insect or parasite cuz that's terrifying Thanks I hate traditional Siberian bear hunting suits it's to say it is to stay safe who are you to judge you're not the one getting traditional Siberian bear hunting lessons so who are you to judge it is to stay safe we could live in a timeline where we see this as on there Joker don't you guys know that somewhere there's a time line where Mr Bean is the Joker and we can't do anything about it I want you to think about that what are you gonna sleep tonight that's actually kind of cute but-- dog but-- dog i love them can't stop thinking about the airport jungle juice boy oh wait empty all liquids here take a sip I dare you cannibal ancestors weapons bunker the bunker is hidden deep in the forests of Poland live in fear again I reiterate live in fear cuz that is a haunting envisaged that I'd not need to see that a cat horse does he land on all fours though because he's got whiskers like a cat but he's got the hose of a horse so if the horse falls doesn't land on all fours or as a fall like a horse would fall that's the test cat's nail cat's nail fish condom fish condom I took him home with me Tigers have false eyes on the back of their ears to discourage predators from attacking them from behind I am slightly less terrified two Tigers in 1,000 times more terrified of whatever the hell a tiger considers a predator yo I don't know if I should cook this potato or take it to the hospital he looks like he's having a bad day you should take him to the hospital see if everything's working tip-top shape then cook him if everything's looking good yo what a wait hold on I thought it was a face swap no it's not this lady just painted her face will look like a cat you're a weirdo but I respect the grind crab raccoon eight pieces demon crap Rangoon nah crab raccoon yup found him in the garbage my roommate who recently bought a 3d printer just walked in the room and handed me this cursed object polio sign dude it's Kirby polio I witness Candyman my coat was secondhand the material on the collar and scissors also cut from another thrift store jacket and the dead bees were a definitely secondhand lol they came from an organic honey farm where they died naturally why did you get real bees that's what I want to know why did you get real beads fully shaped you baka deal with it but how do we know that Chewbacca looks like that though you're just assuming that's what you baka looks like you don't know for sure could be pink or blue purple ah yes said George look it's just sheer so I heard you were thinking about buying Star Wars I tell you about all the cool things Star Wars has to offer that's that's peak 90s I love it Dawg girl just taken a nap leave her be bro leave her be let her get in her tight twelve hours in dude don't dorritos party size dorritos oh thanks you shouldn't have now the pregame is gonna be great hey it's time for my Ricci CBD infused Dom thick but I wish that was a real product I'd totally Buy Slyke several just to have in the house Josef finish mowing can you enter the lawn no problem punched over grass don't you dare freaking finish not not what I meant honey but thank you for trying you've heard of the apple of your eye now get ready for the egg of your eyes sunny-side up too for the pupil mm-hmm not really romantic but it's there when you meet her dad just after you've finished a finger blasting her in your car nice when Sonic turns into a ball he is sucking his own wiener and that's going right from Fred delicious don't you ever forget it well that's actually kind of cool okay see where the lips are cuz you can see like the lips meet but that is super neat the depth and everything is awesome that is so cool body art is something in fascinating mood straight up don't care how much candy you take but if you have a hot single mom leave her number love your future dad thanks dad what well I'm sorry future dad thanks man I don't know if that's polio worthy but there he is that's grubby dude you know the Jindal neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian that's exactly what my Envy friends are glucose Guardians believe the term is n B I think I'm correct there Oh No this is a lot of terms and I get mixed up I'm like a bad heyyo sex tip put a little bit of pepper on a pillow so when you put her face in it she sneezes and her coochie grip you're like a gorilla wow that was a fast left turn holy cow that that's funny like a gorilla fist firmly grows like if in the morning I know I need breakfast get a pop-tart frosted ground beef and it's grass-fed never frozen yummy love my ground beef pie artificially flavored now is it like that the icing is also ground to beef raw candy corn go ahead I'm gonna have a hand phone went to this dude's house and used his bathroom and saw this in a shower I think I'm just gonna head out dear Lord isn't that like gonna be really painful though cuz the soap oh no you get that in your in your urethra you're gonna be gonna be sobbing he's got some girth though I ain't gonna lie you're really stretching out the edges of that soap bar respect for that don't eat my blood it yeah right and have my blood swimming around some other guy's boner nice try buddy ain't no he mo got it alphabetical order of numbers numbers from 0 to 100 alphabetically sorted eight eighteen eighty eighty eight eighty five eighty four eighty nine eighty one eighty seven eighty six eighty three eighty two eleven fifteen fifty fifty eight fifty five fifty four fifty nine but do you want to do so you get it you go out you get what the point is wait there's a hundred and one well that I don't like horses be like and that's right horses do be like that haha thanks I hate the hole in your skin right after a sub of what a sub contain iasts things I hate the hole in your skin or after our sub contain eosin Junction as seen through electron microscope whoa enter the hole bro go in it's got secrets for you I think it's weird that the skin is so flaky I think that's fascinating wow we really be weird creatures bro handsome Squidward and regular Squidward couples costumes where you went I like that one that's a good couples costume but you should have shaved the beard why didn't you commit I feel like I'm looking at multiple people here that's jontron right that's jontron I'm Danny DeVito right why do I feel like a book to get three people at one I don't like that eh oh he's got a long tongue bro I'm just saying what it do don't have a bookmark try using ketchup instead live hack use ketchup chips though you don't stain the paper easy Church al then just scrambling like I don't know how it's gonna sound on the audio but I hope terribly if you put woman here on Mike Myers you'll get Mariah Carey and that's just facts on me maroon is just navy red how dare you say that I'm gonna divorce you how dare you say that to me whoa me Mick retribution Mick's sacrifice Mick crucifixion why is there Scout list - there's two crucifixions going on got the McDonald's crucifixion and this random bear in the background what is the crows and the skeleton got to do with this after surgery you'll never walk again me Oh God Oh God the helium plants were a success finally now I could feel cool everywhere I go dude I just read about girlfriend seeing someone else I don't know who though what it's me sorry bro do midgets have night vision ah I hope that be pretty cool I wish we all had night vision that'd be awesome might be sick thanks Google Canada penis tips tips foreskin melibea a gentle dong as the were Pikachu seems interested in your mom oh whoops oh I dropped my monster condom that I use for my Magnum dong honest mistake that is terrifying thanks I hate mouth bugs what unspeakable horror made this sign necessary yes no well obviously the rain it was the downfall the downpour meme Harlow that is what happened here remember every time that Christmas is mentioned in November Santa is forced to execute another elf so watch what she say that's Alabama a mistake hey how would you feel if someone just turned you on and left conserve energy oh no I like being teased I'd like I would love it I'm all for it I probably shouldn't have said that on recording huh but I've said it alright next post what brought the orgy to a grinding halt well easy Child Protective Service I mean yeah that should bring a lot of things to a halt huh wolves with owl faces oddly cute I didn't expect that what did them they're watching but they care oh whoa hey baby whew oxygen tungsten oxygen tungsten hydrogen asked attained the sulphur thorium iodine and sulfur cuz oh whoa what's this I babe I'm in the pad I'll what's that's the coochie you wear oh you know I'm a smedium banana peel that's a vegan foreskin you uncultured vodka pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues going to buff holes it's not for everybody but those who enjoy it are a bit more sophisticated that's exactly it that's exactly what we've been trying to tell you this whole time everybody jeez thanks I hate pufferfish skeletons really cuz I think that's neat those are spines on the inside of this cup yo I think that's really fascinating actually so when the per so those aren't the spines are flesh either they're bone so wait so I'm gonna hold on this makes me question a lot about the pufferfish Anatomy that is fascinating that's really cool maybe I'm just weird does it ever screw you up thinking about how the old versions you still exist to people out there Cuba and tattooin years remember who you used to be nothing about who you are now and they're out there with memories of a version of you that kind of sucks don't say that man that's bad man oh yes the final bosses they got something to say and I'm willing to listen skin is a built-in onesie I don't like this post why do you fear the truth thanks I hate waterproof socks I like it that's good waterproof socks is where it said don't get my feet wet baby no thank you when you're eating soft food than something crunches in your mouth and you're like [Music] courtesy of the onion ample introduces eggplant emoji covered in sores mmm yo my favorite tape sounds of dogs licking their buttholes dude yeah it's a calming relaxing tape spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings whoa so I like I wasn't I was not aware that they used spiky contacts oh now that makes sense so the eyelids just naturally stay open when you die imagine being stared at by a dead person couldn't be me boomerang uh-uh-uh-uh-uh boomerang now that's what I'm talking about friendships like pissing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth thank you for being the piss in my pants Oh parents are showing their kids teeth into these tooth monster dolls terrifying hate it never want to see it again in two hundred years is what why people say Tupac look like we can say you're wrong Tupac was in fact not a white man with ginger hair a clown boy half clown half cowboy says he honk and that's just a take home that's just a fact my Venus flytrap is a mutant he doesn't grow big but decides to make over 200 tiny mouths instead nice the gaping maw the neighbors kids challenged to a water fight I'm in just waiting for the water to boil add a feature post from some random cosplayer just made some fan art but this time it's a comic so did you do it yep I drew it that I come in like it was so funny and you draw my face in red ink why would you do that though come on man I love this though thank you for the little ska m'q I love I love a full story we love a story and that brings us to the end of our slash thanks I hate it if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and you only catch more of me you can find me twitch.tv forward slash Damion Lee live in as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Id: AVFCW_UeSJ0

Length: 12min 54sec (774 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 15 2019