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wrong is spelt wrong in the dictionary no no he's got a point see I consult the dictionary there is a point there what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash technically the truth and Xmas tree show me that why mystery happiest miss everyone oh it's hot wheels I didn't see the cabinet at first I was like how the hell is this technically the truth my dudes on fire it's a match ah Jesus would you look at the time yes sure prowl it's time to repent Earth is third from the Sun this means all our problems are well third world problems don't thank me later it's just science thanks science right now well I bet 29 people have hard opinions on that you see that 29 people have had something to say about this the best way to a man's heart is well through his rib cage you're welcome lovebirds I love the term pre-med and would like to point out that anyone who is not currently attending or is not previously attended med school is well premed wait so I can tell people I'm pre-med even though I'm majoring in communications absolutely I am also pre-med I will always be pre-med I don't know why that's like a more aggressive shaggy like Scoob for my next trick I will disappear screw you pear you taste like crap hate pears requests how to tell if someone is just pretending to be asleep I mean you can ask them if they're sleeping yo you're sleeping yes okay sorry what's your most controversial opinion about Batman oh no about Bruce Wayne paying 90% taxes on income and capital gains over ten million dollars to do more to help Gotham that Batman ever could but what about the Joker what about to face what about the penguin tax money won't help those criminals cuz they'll still be on the streets with tear gas and whatever the penguin does and the coin flip for two-face and supervillains just let me beat up bad guys Austin from now on this is gonna be my thumbnail for every video you crazy son of a gun you did it Helen do you think you can go wow for as long as he uploads maybe they probably have someone doing the thumbnail for him yeah it's easy a heck of a lot of time Felix please Felix what did you get food poisoning from food okay thanks yeah that's not what I was asking but thanks Philip 70p us seven three or four - twelve seventy inch 4k ultra HD smart Ambilight TV hey how does this compare to the 65 inch 65 B 7100 UK ona 65 to 70 inch TV it's roughly 5 inches bigger hope that helps see I don't know I didn't look who's editing this but part of what I love doing videos and why I love streaming MK readings is the facial reactions that come with it it's why I plugged my twitch the end of these videos because damn it you deserve to see my face I'm a beautiful man at a chunky boy and who doesn't love that don't break anybody's heart they only have one break the bones they have 206 thanks guys my compass broke send help I ain't just dropped all of them 180 degrees plus 180 degrees on its 360 degrees baby you're welcome the creepers up boomer okay boomer the Hindenburg is just a floating Titanic floating Titanic Florida Titanic baby what it do what in the world happened the links mood between Skyward Sword and breath with a while he lost war and everyone died because of him I like Skyward Sword he's like yeah breath of the wallet he's like I'm link you may be at risk for throat cancer if you smoke or chew tobacco heavy throat or mouth have horses they won't go away we have a heavy throat one yeah yeah doors for a lot of things you have a throat or mouth let me punch you in if we're writing that as a reason for having throat cancer risk what's in it one meter by one meter by one meter blocks what else do you want it's my craft there's also bees good morning you know burping is technically farting out of your mouth you know I just said good morning I didn't want to know all that stuff you know I didn't it's not what I was asking for nothing is written in stone not even this this is layered on top of stone if you reading this you're not illiterate rise up we're eating gang what what's good reading gang yeah gals have read it BIOS do men usually put in dating apps that are a huge red flag they serve the Soviet Union lettuce normally a pretty big red flag hey reddit what things you should give up to live happily spending three quarters of your monthly budget on scented candles yes it makes your domicile smell so good but it's just not worth it my room is covered head to toe and scented candles as we speak if my house burns general it smell like lavender and chutney hey reddit what's something you'd never get tired of sleeping can't get enough of it knocks me out every time phrases like crank up the window or hang up the phone don't make sense to kids these days what things are said now that won't make sense in 30 years there's plenty of fish in the sea are there why must be so many polling stations for American elections are in churches or it's because churches are often empty when not in use which is pretty much most of the time nice try edge Lord everything's empty when not in use yet bethe edge yet right now I'm not taking a big meat deep well that now I'm not taking a big meat dump in my pilot so it's pretty empty hey what does the democracy guy look like he's wearing someone's face as a mask well aren't we all wearing a face as a mask don't say that don't say that there's so many things he could say why would you say that Zeus I control the sky Hades I control the underworld Neptune when a male octopus finds our mate he rips off its anus and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself he then grows a new penis what a legend sick the name of the next Xbox will describe its purpose according to Phil Spencer Xbox gaming Xbox coaster that's right coaster place your drinks on me things that will never get old make it funny any vaccinations people and the kids boom Shh the best way to stop smoking is to D i.e goodbye he did it he stopped smoking people that vaccinate their kids are crazy no I didn't vaccinate my son are you out of your freakin mind I had a doctor do it don't Furby with Mickey 2020 is gonna be in the next year I found this out because I've typed 2020 is gonna be and let the keyboard predict the rest if you're reading this in 30 19 I'm dead sorry bro huh my voice broke for you man I'm sorry that you're dead dude gone too soon someone in this wheel does consume more mayonnaise than anyone else currently alive and they don't even know it it's me I can zoom to most mayonnaise you're looking at him since caffeine is a drug the cashews of Starbucks are technically drug dealers therefore cops arrest this man no I don't know what a venti is you drug lord how long is it empty out the oceans with an eyedropper and fill them with sand a bucket at a time well I probably like a long time just about if you never went to school you never fill the test making you smart enough to go to Harvard language it's going on as we speak goofy comedies and extremely goofy movie that's my favorite one you know Shaq is pretty cool I really look up to him all the movies Santa never goes to the house directly next door he always gets in his Lane screws off like 20 miles east why is that no no you know the firstborn shouldn't tell me what this is gets a banana well it's aerial photography I like my banana please peeled hey boss did we get vacation days your job is a vacation from poverty now get back to work did you know left-handed people have a higher chance of finishing their exam on time the people who died from not being vaccinated keep that in mind next time you complain idiot what screams I'm chilly mature to date someone screaming I truly try to date someone it's probably a really good example a bag of carrots hold on what are they putting these carrots clearly the ingredients carrots all right thank you that's all you need to know say are you or you're gay you're gay oh I got removed hi I'm a genie I offer you three wishes make it for granted you have three left I think I can watch for more wishes if I not in five minutes during doggy style that's 35 minutes of dog time so what's up so us up 35 minutes of dog time what is this called in your language oh no red code circle on a map are there any shelves in your bedroom yes well where are they in my bedroom that's an A+ I will give you this money you tell us something about the new Star Wars film and I hear the thinking of doing another one Wow we need to figure out Christmas it's a holiday that celebrates the birth of a Christian Savior while mixing elements of European pagan traditions aged 49 years I've determined that will not need to worry about food or bills for the next 10 years if I took to rob a bank regardless of whether or not I am successful 200 IQ buddy if you live in Australia you're pretty much always breathing underwater yeah yeah he's a shower just a sink for your body that's a shower thought now to feature a post from trumps to trump testicle just some MK fan art I made oh yeah that's fan art all right that's clever thank you and thank you for watching our slash technically the truth if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK if you want to catch more of me and maybe even see these videos live you can catch me at twitch.tv slash Demian lean live and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Length: 10min 21sec (621 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 08 2020