r/Technicallythetruth | i mean... sure?

did you know the pool and the titanic is still filled with water i don't like these [Music] what's up guys and welcome back to mk my name is damian and today we're going through our slash technically the truth but just before that i do want to tell you guys about r mk the community is growing every single day on there and i would love for you guys to become a part of it and all you got to do is join on the link that's somewhere on screen in the description in the comments it'll be there for your convenience i'm on the subway pretty often i love talking to you guys on there and i'll be seeing it on our slash mk and now on to the video you have the power to heal others but you're a villain so i'm the american health care system i mean fair enough being an artist requires only two things art supplies and pain i'm sure if i asked any of my artists friends that agree with that boneless chicken 35 cents well hey wait a minute you know what never mind he's right i was gonna try to think of a rebuttal but there's nothing i could say to that no he they're correct caution wet floor no cause water is no no you you submerge that in water that sign is not wet until it is out of the water and covered in it man this debate always confuses me i'm about to hurt my head it's like 10 30 in the morning i'm not ready for this i'm dumb my brain's small i can't have this conversation the first guy to age was probably like you know what i think he might be right on that i just realized a little baby on the first one tell me your best merits and i will choose the next king i'm brave i'm strong i'm your child oh i got the crown dead batteries free of charge well wouldn't you say so eating booty on a plane call it skyrim you're on a boat called pacific rim nice so what's a gay joke that isn't homophobic well you could say gay people are freaking a-holes which i mean uncensored i would agree with in the literal term but not in the metaphorical term but even then that's subjective isn't it what if they don't like that i know i don't [Laughter] hey people who know astrology i've been having a lot of feelings lately any planets i can blame that on earth thanks chandra you know during the weekends i volunteer to help blind people that's great why are you upset because the verb and not the adjective oh wait [Music] you know i want to start reading again any recommendations yeah books fair enough warning having a brain can cause brain cancer well i know i'm safe because i don't have one from some of the things i like to say eating carrots will improve your icesat enough to gun down aircrafts how can you gun down aircraft with your eyesight carrots i mean he did say it you're just a bad listener chefs have read it what do you make when you're drunk about 12 50 cents an hour that's respectable if rubbing alcohol fixes the outside boo-boos then drinking alcohol fixes the inside boo-boos chris no chris it's 8 a.m [Laughter] oh yeah clean fresh total action six and one because it cleans my left arm my right arm my left leg my right leg my body and my face instant cup ten hours of nothing close your eyes for full screen nice you know dreams come true if you don't screw up thanks dad so we have a graph here of countries and not countries i'd say this is the most accurate graph i've ever seen in my life man that's dad's second car crash this week man that's the saddest thing i've read all day what will ruin a child's growth if their parents do it oh you cut the legs off that'll do it you know dungeons and dragons is just math disguised as skyrim i don't like that i'm bad at math man dominoes well there they go describe a process that could be used to create a simple door what a champ this teacher's not a gamer leave the class florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving i mean hey man whatever you gotta tell him a five second unskippable ad forget about it but a 30 second added i can skip after five seconds hmm someone literally died on my flight today and so he made an emergency landing and everyone missed their connections the guy behind me was complaining saying how is it an emergency if they're already dead why are you booing me i'm right when you work at hr and you're about to fire someone i'm about to end this man's whole career wish you best of luck in your future endeavours dipstick you know dinosaurs didn't read now they're extinct are you sure about that though maybe they didn't read books but they did read their praised body language these know what hope i would hope that's something they'd do so what caused the great london fire easy fire thanks man you learned something new every day where do the girls actions well the girl is fishing how do you know i know cause i looked at the picture how do you not know oh again with the with the this floor is wet water's not wet it's not wet now the board the signs on is wet because it's not submerged but it is touching the water that board will be wet the water however no but left-handed people are statistically more likely to finish essays on time than people with no hands got em get bent people with no hands now you might be saying why would you call out your audience with no hands well they can't like the video cam that's mean go ahead leave a hate comment oh wait you have no hands woman who had sex with 20 ghosts is now engaged to a spirit i guess she found her boo oh get out are you gonna sleep yes i am now shut up you know you have two to four minutes to live but every time you breathe it resets okay thanks for dropping that on me brain you know the best part about a woman is the soul guy with foot fetish correct my favorite thing about a woman is the soul cause i have a foot fetish cramps either you bring me the krabby patty formula i'll find pearl and well i'll steal your daughter's feet crabs waiter the food was delicious could you compliment the cook for me please harold you are beautiful waiter i want to have anal sex hello if you die in real life you die in minecraft forever is this a real tweet i don't believe that retweeting light count teacher humans can't breathe underwater me [Laughter] i'll show you identifying animal tracks bear pirate bear with a huge wiener dance instructor pirate bear two bears having a three-legged race nice for more information on lung cancer keep smoking i'm not sure if that's the way you should promote that my dude what screams i'm insecure well http got him that's a nerdy joke photography oh that is sick i would never thought about that but that's shot on an iphone you know age is just a number yeah in jail's just a room how about i show you it is there anything worse than a lego for stepping on in the middle of the night yeah tell us uh the landmine you know i would resend that statement if it wasn't so factual how would you write i changed a light bulb on your resume single-handedly managed a successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents wow this is incredible what can you elaborate yeah he changed a light bulb you're hired insane fact did you know if you stretched your lungs out on a tennis court you would die because you have no lungs you learn something new every day ma'am you might want to come see this look at these cucumbers why on earth would i want to see this i said you might want to they're cucumbers it takes 30 minutes to cross what would it take for you to walk this whole bridge oh no 30 minutes mrs monopoly we're the first game where women have the advantage chess and check it out it's the 90s summed up in one picture ah get it hey what are you all mad about today you know it took me 19 years to realize that when someone says hold your horses to tell me to be stable you idiot you fool can you draw this ship no [Laughter] what's something that people think makes them look cool but actually has the opposite effect really nice parkers people think they look cool but they actually keep them warm i give you this advice once a day your brain is the most important organ in your body according to the brain loves himself just like kanye is that still a relevant meme or am i two years three four five years too late i had a friend who believed that she was a vampire and would try to bite my wrists and neck very often it got to the point where she would bring pig's blood to school and would openly drink it out of a cup as if it were juice scroll forward two days and i'm visiting her in a mental hospital where does a high school student even get pig's blood oh easy from pigs you know i wrote a farm so this kind of question comes on often you know the swiss music sucks flag however that's a big plus ah this guy family feud host steve harvey name something that follows the word pork you pan and steve's like study finds every style of parenting produces disturbed miserable adults wow i guess any vag's parents have a right then you can't be a miserable adult if you don't become an adult that's 200 iq you must split humanity into two groups and then one of those two will be randomly selected and instantly all die how do you divide the human race make a failing x everyone else either a lot of people will be a little happier or very few people will be a lot happier you will read this first and then you will read this than this one i mean you're right wait and you'll read this last i didn't even notice it did you know scuba divers roll backwards off boats because if they rolled forward they would just go into the boat i mean that's a good point model asset newberg ring has seven seats uh why though wants to carry seven people hey elon i like your style on the beach and in the sea animals do not leave trash humans do please behave like animals okay if you say so grumpy emo chick ponders whether to a shag a corpse or dog over several years explain a film plot badly i mean you did it pretty good shot on an iphone 11 pro i mean yeah but at the same time idiots aiming green laser pointers at planes it got them banned here in switzerland they were also used by observatories to show the sky to people but now we can't do it anymore i mean in all fairness the sky isn't that hard to find it really isn't did she slash the tire hello my name is carol i'm your rep welcome to spain if you look to your left you'll see spain if you look to your right you'll see spain thanks carol no matter how big your house is how recent your car is how big your bank account is our graves will all be the same size stay humble speak for yourself gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people okay the wizard of oz transported to a surreal landscape a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again how do you deal with stress well poorly hey you and me both fox claws hey can you change my car out for something a little more expensive thank you oh this should do it tanner would you like to be the sun in my life oh my god yes awesome then say 92 million 935 thousand 700 miles the hell away from me you're gross every time i open my eyes i can see take your age subtract two then add two that's your age if you can't swim then don't swim a glass is called glass because it was made from glass bro these are some inspirational mind opening quotes each dot represents 5 000 hogs world geography bro there is an untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean and each state is lined with an impenetrable wall of swine we're trapped dude we've lost canada and mexico to the hogs already crack down on tax evasion charge people and send them to prison spend tax dollars on prisons i spend tax dollars on prisons tradition is just peer pressure from dead people hey fair enough nobody cares if their deodorant is 24 hour or 48 hour this is gonna apply it once a day you know my brand says it's 48 hour protection but on the back it says to achieve 48 hour protection to apply every 12 hours they're not lying but at the same time dmt for the win area 51 volume 51. could i survive the rest of my life say 50 years in an abandoned walmart all items are still there but it doesn't get any deliveries well everybody survives for less their life so yeah 50 years no did you know spiders are the only web developers in the world that enjoy finding bugs this guy and that's a discussion between two highly skilled web designers oh this is great did you know that food is an important part of a well-balanced diet eat up what will go away if you ignore it good job hey there are you able to edit this so i have wings yeah sure enjoy nice deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area all problems should be solved that way too much pollution release wolves in factories dislike congress wolves want to lose weight that's right wolves how would you increase the word count on an essay well i just i'd add more words there should be a zoo of drunk white people doing stupid stuff there is it's called florida i mean they're not wrong and that brings us to the end of our slash technically the truth and if you enjoyed the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from mk and as always i'll be seeing you so you

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Published: Mon Sep 16 2019