r/Madlads | THE ABSOLUTE DELIRIUM

Burger King restaurant juices up as McDonald's for Halloween the scariest [Music] what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash mad lads why it's almost impossible to make a 710 split and bowling those kinds of splits all the time what do you think you up oh well no one does Matt from Wii Sports you can do anything he sets his mind to let's understand for Halloween our principal shaved his head and dressed like groom all the teachers were minions I mean honestly honestly that's the school system baby that's what it do skittles the American mix then why is it a Union Jack asking Apple for directions to Samson it's the Apple building which I appreciate just asking your cereal example we're like oh I'm always saying bad word because my mom is in the store minute and 36 second day to make that bad word count huh I've seen this image before this is like what are the most intimidating men I think that exist in our plane this man know something that I don't it terrifies me who gives a damn fight where my slides was sucks most of you bros wear bras with no boobs but yet you get on my case all right he brought his entire setup to school what a lad is he playing Minecraft to you what server is he on I'm zooming in oh I can't tell what server you're on man but you're doing something good you're doing the Lord's work bro he's got his full text link mouse pad to car murder with no children since 33 strangers to college after amassing three million dollars in savings that's a door what oh dude that warms my heart what a nice gap dude oh do my hug that's awesome good on you man Florida man kills friend calls it delayed abortion yes that's like something a Florida man would say why'd you kill that man he had it coming I remember talking to his mom he said since birth I should have aborted him so I did it 30 years later hmm hey is Pizza still good if it's cooked at a clothes dryer why do you have a shoe rack in there for it let's find out baby one like and we'll investigate organized crime syndicates looking they import drugs into Australia and profit off the misery they caused one link from the AFP okay thanks a Fe so I edited my passport photo for my student idea pics art studio and be actually accepted if they printed it did the schools like you know what you wanted your joke around jokes - fine we'll call you I will print this bad boy this is my dad his name is cliff dangerous cliff stay back he looks like a cliff - like a cliff or a clintus ename I love him we can't stop time because like in video games you can't pause during multiplayer unless I D - the earth hey what are you thinking man don't do it bro please I gave peppa pig death surgery from pigs I love the diese messed is he's baked his entire channel around a hating Peppa Pig what a dedicated soul I just watched this playing don't stop me now until somebody stops me wasn't he playing piano fly cat two hours or something like that dude you really went in for that costume no candy minecraft costume double candy you know how the rules work around here another that was epic video asking dumb questions in a Harvard lecture this guy isn't this the same guy who cut the peoples headphone cords - he's doing all the weird stuff hidden eh I had all this ground meat and I made a meat baby now no one wants to eat and all the kids won't stop screaming all I said was if you don't behave this will be you and now they're all freaking out are there people who believe the moon is flat - how can something doesn't exist to be flat no no ask your girlfriend oh man arrested of showing officer finger circle when asked for his license and registration I mean he did he did what he had to do who's cheeky pregnant Russian woman gives birth and forest while officers fight off bears that's just how to do it in Russia this isn't news in Russia this is news in America but in Russia this is a Tuesday doesn't matter hi I decided that if you show me a bit of you picking up slush throwing away ten pieces of trash you find outside I'll send you a free nude every ten pieces of trash picked up equals one nude damn she going in that's capitalism at its finest for a good cause that's the bartering system at work baby it is bullcrap a sperm whale's vocalizations are so loud that they could kill a diver who's too close I could confirm this I almost went deaf last time I did your mom damn on jaw he got you sometimes I text my wife the motivational quotes from her tampons when she has a fury to try and cheer her up live fearless Lee I swear to God go ahead yourself is trying to just help you out yo nuke stop fly ever remember these guys five scary ghost videos you won't watch full screen hey I watched it in full-screen what do I get when I get as a reward huh bragging rights games hey how much will it cost unlock the rest of this tweet just want to know EA thanks dad I'm sort of hungry right now can you pick up a snack from the store hi sorta hungry right now I'm your dad hi your dad I'm Gavin alright listen he little turd what do you want I'm so proud of you hey girls my wife runs an underwear shop but I'm doing a bra giveaways sent me a pic of your boobs I don't message you if I have anything that fits you 200 IQ baby that's what it's all about I remember where I stood melt in the nether and then turn into water god damn it Joe you're not meant to say it uh uh who's God god damn you're ugly you'd think I didn't have one for that I am the ultimate comedian I wish every idiot on reddit got their account deleted granted holla got my own house at 17 hey mom I'm gonna live by myself great your bags are on the driveway good luck hard core mosquito chillin on the mosquito spray just sayin that's what life be baby hi this is my 85 year old physics teacher him and his wife she's had a lightsaber fight sometimes it'd be like that he seems like a cool guy he's got a rock and mustache it looks I would love that teacher he'd be my best friend your homie yes you read wrong no I didn't know I didn't first try - it's in the audio recording first try your homie green eyes have entered the chat a housekeeper should enter your room it's filthy migrating Russian Eagles run up huge data roaming charges Russian scientists tracking migrating Eagles ran on the money after some of the birds flew to Iran and Pakistan and the r sm s transmitters your huge data roaming charges damn feels bad man my friend tricked our teacher into asking who Jo is by winning a Kahoot game momma Mimar on like character day I wish I knew what that neighborhood well then Jo Sakana who's Jo oh you should have asked teach I tried to jomama my favorite teach everybody jomama to me instead I went to him in the teachers lounge and asked him what Jo got in tests he asked who Jo was and I said Jill mama and he just asked you that once I tried to say it clearer in case you misunderstood but he still didn't get it so I left later I saw him again he asked me hey I think I remember him isn't Jill mama that fat guy at which point I realized that he'd gotten me he understood it the first time but feigned ignorance team get got idiot yo I'll sure it up pay someone to write this social psych essay for me we could see this Julia Julia we could see this maybe you want to hide it better in 2006 a German art student named Pablo Wendel dressed up like one of the terracotta warriors and jumped down into the archeological pit without being noticed for a while he really went in to the terracotta soldiers are very fascinating to me I think that stuff is wildly interesting is Josie I'm gonna be provided on Spotify soon just let me know asap please Joe Nichols nah Joe mama God um and now I'm blocked my sister just got married she asked me to save her a newspaper from her wedding day tragic mistake Gotti tragic mistake on the wedding day baby going to a costume party tonight as caring there an unvaccinated child Oh ain't that fun it's a cute little outfit hey haters here's a knuckle sandwich buy one get one free gotta be in Melbourne though when scottson man bands from all libraries on earth what did he do go on talk to be telling what the he doesn't look like you'd do anything wrong what the poor guy do to get banned he looks he he doesn't even look at Shane just like well what are you gonna do hey you know it happens it's just a Thursday for me Jimi Hendrix and Kurt Cobain may have been great musicians but could they do this picks up guitar lives past 27 you know what fair enough you got him you got him a man suit Bank of America for Iranian Slee foreclosing on his home and one when they didn't pay the fees he foreclosed their bank oh that's a baller move dude he just dunked on Bank of America so hard I admire that man greatly somebody managed to put a rentable bike on top of the academic building at my college how they did it I don't know but I respect it he slaps your mom what are you doing I'm not gonna slap but anyone's mom I love my mom to death and she would kill me if I ever slapped a woman here's a picture of me and my mom he's at a dodge adorable he's built like a tank but soft like a kitten I dressed up is the measles vaccinate your kids that's true do it would you like to say my engraving is gonna be Microsoft's God I'm a smug Al Yankovic notes that and a month he's gone from weird to being the only man in Hollywood you'd let your daughter be alone with God um gotta love al you've heard of fingerless gloves and I get ready for gloveless fingers putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you there's an app for that it's called respect no there isn't actually I I looked in the in the App Store there's not one in north korean teen who was chosen to go to international mathematical Olympiad used it to escape North Korea and start a new life 200 IQ bro you did it I hope you happy I think he is lost my watch at a party once saw a guy stepping in a while sexually harassing this girl I walked up to the guy and punched him right in the face no one does that to a girl not on my watch yes it's true I'm 30 years old going to Walmart tomorrow to take pictures of Doritos bags for double xp codes and modern warfare what about it what about it don't don't look at me step one draw a lettuce step two Payton rent nice let's me make a rose you're welcome okay but how do you draw lettuce well easy step one draw rose step to paint and green you did it that's a lettuce dr. Jones is an a-hole why on our first exam you changed the font halfway through the exam for no reason we asked him why did that need tonight he did he said he'd give us bonus points on the next exam if we were right we were he gave the points but every one of our exam was in a different thought it was a six page paper exam that is psychological warfare look the penis on my teachers computer I was in class and she left to talk to a kid because he was misbehaving she had a slide show going about the French and Indian War I clicked off of it and looked up penis and with the images the class absolutely lost it when she walked back in and she saw the giant black dong on the projector yeah I'm suspended for ten days but it was worth it a legend really a legend in the making told my three-year-old cousin to look at Peppa the pig and she started crying also why is that a whole pig that's terrifying I don't know how I feel about that we would love to have pit bull here in Walmart store number 271 in Kodiak Alaska and there is Dolly he's a man of the people the pizza hub pizzeria come get cheesy and your daily dose of sausage oh yeah the funniest HP Lovecraft story is the one where some guys family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30 the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was just literally breaking into the house and killing them himself that is pretty good that is pretty good I like that that's a good one I jerked influences into promoting gravel and guess what they did I hold the door open for strangers in public almost caught what a skank they said I might have bronchitis Oh mood no cause it a mood idiot it just is attention drug dealers report your competition at three three zero three three three one ten you're welcome a former French boxer takes on riot police alone during street protests jail then I gotta watch that later that's going in the watch later playlist blinded by sexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and help raise 68 babies des at the ripe old age of 40 a great father he was and then a future post from Leon underscore now King MK Bernard I'm Anthony and wanted to make this because of all the amazing vids you make bro that is fantastic it's Heike giving me some like RPG vibes and I love it that's awesome thank you so much that is sick and that's gonna do it for our slash mad lads if you guys liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe to my content and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Length: 12min 41sec (761 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 19 2019