r/Facepalm | bruh,.. that's your reflection...

stop no stopping at any time well what's one is it then what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash facepalm assuming I went with this video yeah right here you go to Jack that isn't a link that's a photo what do you want me to squint and type it letter for letter send me the link Jack god yeah why is there a car inside the bank hey chief hate to break the news to you but that's no that's not inside the bank that's a reflection you know I don't care about politics whether you support brexit communism organism or feminism politics are weird as Frick man yeah are they are they are they are they you know one of those dozen politics tattooed backpackers complaining they can't find work in Australia professional body Pierce's who are covered in tattoos and have split tongues are complaining that he can't find work in Australia I'm sorry the 1977 Eric Clapton sang a song called cocaine the song was about cocaine the course of the song was just the word cocaine do gesture the song is if you want to make friends that have a good time use cocaine anyway what rap song we complaining about today I mean if you read the context of the song it's very it's very much an SI cocaine but I chief way to look at just the base layer and base your opinions off that Florida drug dealer calls 911 to report missing cocaine well it's stolen product he has a right law enforcement source 19 officers fired into UPS truck could exceed 200 rounds thank God the cops opened fired and killed the two suspects the hostage and a random passerby or the bad guys would have gotten away with some insured jewelry and they're easily identifiable super slow-moving UPS truck that was already being GPS tracked in a helicopter following it shout-out to the boys in blue yo Ben Simmons 25 Maidana WA you Jersey and wonder why they were only in the boys section of muddles hash tag girls are fans too hey Ben doesn't work at Modell's so what you guys didn't know that my car was stolen off First Avenue last night I left my key fob in there didn't lock it this is 100% my fault bow-wow there are some harsh cruel people in this world truth is a 19 Jeep renegade in candy apple red please please please share this you know chief you would have done good by I don't know not leaving your key fob in your Jeep you idiot I have no sympathy for that none none none CNN legal analyst Arriva Martin accused David Webb of white privilege before learning his black this is an old story this is like I think this is at the top of the year wasn't it I'm pretty sure that stories at the top of the year you know it was in January that was everything about that clip I remember I think I was watching the the Phil DeFranco show it was funny as hell it was funny as hell did not do any sort of fact-checking first one on that show man bore that limbs force proof he can't work three times in a year Kevin Don 11:58 was affected in the felid amide tragedy when he saw around 2,000 babies born with mom oh wow that saw 2,000 babies born what the way I've never heard of this so what is this it's a sedate of drug discovered at the end of the 50s which caused a worldwide tragedy apparently thalidomide can treat and prevent skin disease caused by leprosy but now you can see when it does that's nuts prosecutors says a man stole eighty eight thousand dollars from a bank vault the FBI condom actually flashed stacks of bills on social media if you are systematically stealing money from a bank vault it may not be a good idea to post the evidence on your social media pages but it's gotta be for the flex for the Instagram clouds roll bag was $2.00 24 cents now 228 buy it hash Democrats could push they share with beach but no they won't president rubs reelection is inevitable I know it's not Trump but its face is there I've got the text thing and the Trump's war room I oh dude Zig parking spot bro that's a fire lane hey well let me just make wheel chairs with pedals so when your arms get tied to just pedal to go I'm just saying happy birthday in heaven dad you know you're desperate like my eyes are closer to the pic mijo and he was blind bro ask for permission you'll need to ask an adult in your family if you can use Microsoft sticky notes because that is the most graphic just a moral depraved program on a computer yes that's that's true dogs can't talk so dude he had brains I mean I know they walk when it's low because we're telling them to walk I don't know oh gee no it's not a good take hello dee TAS I haven't posted in a while because I was dealing with anomia pneumonia I haven't posted in a while because I was dealing with pneumonia I was feeling a bit better yesterday I visited my favorite store and wanted to show you all these cute little things I'm so obsessed with Marvel yeah but those are DC chief but it's ok you just get over pneumonia very unchristian comments coming from a self-proclaimed rabbi chief rabbi is a teacher of the Torah brother all right I think the scariest part of having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months hey look at Geo films channel icon thing why is our slash facepalm just nabbing screenshots from Gio's channel oh well hi Gio white woman gives birth to a black baby and accuses her husband to having sex with a black girl that's not how that's not I think you have explaining to do actually also what's up this terrible photo quality you guys see that when I was younger 5 or 6 I was in the car with my dad and this other driver in front that a dangerous maneuver so we shut @fu lady then n smes what a fu lady he said I was one of his friends so when I got home I said we just met dad's friend fu lady and she just gave my dad an absolute death stare he was trying his best road rage got the best of them type C for fast charging and that's not what I meant that is not what it not in a that's not what I meant in the slightest even not at all not at all what I meant just nope not does it take 18 months 18 what's rich wants to be born or 900 B you should be having kids if you're having this question how was I supposed to know that ectopic pregnancies can't be re-implanted asks GOP legislature who wrote the bill mandating implantation of ectopic pregnancies so like a doctor or something yeah she trying to again I chief returned an Xbox 360 wireless controller won't connect to ps3 maybe because it's an Xbox 360 controller I don't know a part of that you missed but it's probably the important part in 1895 there were only two cars in the entire state of Ohio yet these still ended up crashing into each other as if fate connected the two screw off no robot rude thank you for contacting us chat session ended Oh approximately five hundred and fifty million Americans diagnosed with Alzheimer's by the American population is like three hundred and twenty seven point two two million so we get in that number a guy asked me out last week and I told them no porn him to try harder why didn't me try again because you said no where is our galaxy in the Milky Way or where's our galaxy located in the Milky Way it's like two right hooks to my brain cells top picks for Democratic nominee what do we have here Pete me Abu Ted edge we have Joe Biden Bernie Sanders at 15% but not on the ballot there on the photo then it's Elizabeth Warren okay undercover cops posing as drug buyers arrested by undercover cops posing as drug dealers now let's see how that one deals in court I'm getting fat and I don't know why well mister Nakata avocado maybe it's the extra cheesy McDonald's mukbang you just did maniac Phil's Lube dispenser at Cindy sex club with hydrochloric acid yo Dawg why is that a facepalm that's funny that is like Joker levels of torment I love it duct tape bandit Police says robbery is duct tape as mask not very effective he'd be able to find joy real quick huh so she made sure I could get it off your face you idiot superheroes find more at Walmart but that's a villain total ripoff sciencism to three free my daughters flee in the rude woman of the door made me pay for change your friggin sign de under - then we spent 40 bucks to look at a bunch of fish that was very rude to ruin my whole experience oh so why are you censoring - look at a bunch of fish mixtape droppin blank blank 2019 mama and cents of the only one left the year gotta keep the hype up got to keep the hype up avocado that's a weird look at hava Cano chief is that fresh farm homicide victims rarely talk to police while probably on account of the part of being dead no Liana when you just finished a 35 hour surgery and everyone thanks God instead yeah thanks guys we'll be over here crying Christmas is on a Friday this year what if it's the 13th okay who the hell decided rendezvous would be pronounced like that poor monolinguals he can't seem to understand the other languages besides English exists what the hell'd you just call me oh she called you Mongolian put the words together chief ma no one lingual language monolingual single language you speak stupid I can't believe I'm smarter than 75% of people please respect now stop when they're estimating me did you go see what your score met buddy I blank how are you feeling today I'm high in horny as hell you fine as hell by the way so you want head no I'm good I might text receipts from Kroger 7:15 a.m. I'm sorry we made every attempt to fill your order for Oreos but we're out of stock can have no available substitutes what I find when I got to Kroger at 7:30 in the morning well doesn't like III remember seeing a comment like like Oreo stocks their own products so they'll really have any in backend there something like that office is right I've never worked in a Kroger I've only worked in Target don't know where Kroger is whatever their own supplier if Wario does their own supplier then yeah they'd be out until you know the supplier guy got there and stocked it charcoal clean Alton a million bars and how charcoal can whiten your teeth good I love how out of that dude I love how out of this that's what you get out of it nice so number 10 I decided to try to use less plastic so I ordered four usable straws this is the amount of plastic packaging became in thanks Miami man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourists what did he do it like the Pokemon sword legendary how did he do that Dairy Queen grill and chill parking lot not for drug sales thank you fine if there was one coach you could go to would it be Europe that's a continent are you ready idiot test 99% failed are you in the 10% that can pass this idiot test I guess I mean you already failed by micellar description buddy man who got a baby Yoda meme tattoo explains what led into that decision does it matter does it matter what okay I don't think it matters what his decision was he just he did it what does something in your search history that you're ashamed of and it's not Berner hentai of any kind I searched his Google down on Google I still think my favorite thing that's ever happened to me on the Internet is the time a guy said people changed their minds and these show them facts and I said actually studies show that's not true and linked to sources and he said yeah well I still think it works it was two dads holy cow that is bleak artwork I love that why is there fire should it be water no it's too late your tax dollars at work rebuilding California but not this son once I slipped in the shower and I try to grab onto the water cart that's a weird name to spell Carly is that Charlie that's also a weird name to spell Charlie cardi B his real name is not cardigan backyard Ian's cardi B's real name meme was wrongly claiming her name was cardigan backyard again ever since Rampur cardi B burst into the mainstream back in 2017 the question about what her real name is has always been on everyone's lips it's just a meme bro no one needs to tell no one needs to tell me that that's not her actual name I'm good on that you didn't need to tell me that have six-foot Christmas tree yeah how big is the tree no no no probably something like six feet are you useful the Cristobal says perhaps the crystal ball doesn't know everything you might want to ask a real person for a second opinion why are you like this the all-knowing crystal ball says you may never know cool nice do you show me a picture the periodic table on your laptop computer it's not a laptop it's okay oh it's a skeptic I have one of these these suck I'm actively reading on one of these Skepta are awful these are garbage that's the real facepalm heroes obi-wan Kenobi Yoda dannegan Sykes Anakin Skywalker villains Palpatine Grievous Darth hmm I bought my friend for pregnancy tests in the L came out positive and now she crying she gonna ask me how am I gonna for to feed four kids and I had a future post from madman from Hades fan aren't terminator to you alternate ending oh that's solid the lighting and everything that is amazing very good job my dude that is sick holy cow and that's catered for our slash facepalm if you enjoyed today's video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK if you want to find more me you can catch me at twitch.tv slash Damien lean live and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Length: 14min 0sec (840 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 05 2020