r/Technicallythetruth | Yes, true.

when Eminem said I have to be stomped by 40 men to suffer a defeat 40 men equals 80 feet equals a B feet my god how's it going everyone and welcome back to Ma my name is Zack and today we're gonna be taking a look at our slash technically the truth I mean the the the the box doesn't say you have to completely recreate the picture I mean he did a little bit kind of Iron Man is actually female I I get it I can't stand being in a wheelchair correct rip my D s 2007 to 2019 F what happened to it from what it looks like it snapped in half you're welcome my titties hurt a dude let me see go to the doctor then he's gonna tell you the same thing I mean yeah I guess definitely the coolest part about Twitter's the fact you can say something creative and get a thousand likes and then some nerd will screenshot it and post it to Reddit and get forty five thousand up votes that's getting more internet points than you the coolest part about red is that you can it could post a comment on a screenshot of a Twitter post and get 25 uploads but then some screenshots on your comment gets a thousand of boats on a subreddit about comments thus getting warned the net points the new oh the circle of life fresh poultry cuts smothered with wheat powder and boiled in olive juice that's fried chicken what was your best tables turning moment we were at a family dinner and my mom thought the table would look better if we turned it so we did celebs don't lead that much different lives than us I to him drinking wine and not releasing an album just like Rihanna how do I convince my mom that I'm not gay have sex with her yeah I hate that that's true yeah moving on new glow-in-the-dark flame whoa what that's pretty cool I didn't think that I wouldn't be possible what people think Australia is like what it's actually like that's funny I never finish anything and then they got Thanos snapped the smoking weed in the bathroom with the hot water running really kill the smell true you will not smell the water at all fun fact five and six people find Russian roulette completely harmless anything in the car I should know about just stuff you shouldn't know about cool have a good day to be fair Saturn is at least twice as large as that man at least I rest my case it's just it's just sleeping it's just happened why did I read that an instantly new Jay wrote it then Oh mate probably because it's his Twitter are you a flat earther why just asking yes prove it I think that earth is flat debunked cool bug facts if you were to lay out every human small intestines and 2n across the earth the entire population would die wait really 20:19 died on his birthday he was only one year old rest in peace 2019 2019 to 2019 gone too soon the character you use in first-person shooter games never blinks they blink but at the same time as hours according to Greek mythology cheerin was a half horse half human doctor this made him the Center for Disease Control all right we got some yarn here we got cotton fusible elastic invisible it's live it's living up to its name I get naked on camera for everyone in public exposed and wild that is that's pretty uh that's pretty crazy 2020 is a new decade 2021 starts the new decade a decade is any 10 year period regardless of the current calendar year name an animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast hamster the more you smile the more you smile change does not come from a place of comfort I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time so I don't know what you're talking about in 15 am i ugly you know you're fine no you're beautiful in your own way and what way fried I have a hot house to protect me from the cold outside inside my hot house I have a smaller cold house to protect my food from the heat of my hot house show off take some cold food out of the cold house in places and an even smaller hotter house what's a period uterus wants baby person doesn't have baby uterus wants revenge when the dust is no longer in the air it's settled then I love prequel memes so I was doing trivia this morning and the question was what do lambs grow up to be old guy said mutton well he's not wrong five nights at Chucky's never called chuck-e-cheese at 3:00 in the morning why they're closed dying of old age is like dying of not dying I did it I made an LGBT lettuce guac bacon tomatoes well done ah yes physics Aristotle said a bunch of stuff that was wrong Galileo and Newton fix things up then Einstein broke everything again now we've basically got it all worked out except for the small stuff big stuff hot stuff cold stuff fast of heavy stuff dark stuff turbulence and the concept of time what is my purpose you install Chrome oh my god mom what are you watching me oh nothing what is the first comments a terrible idea very bad for birds for many reasons predators with see more deep web dark web page 2 of Google what the cinnamon toast Frick is that thing page 2 of Google whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress before hand save countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and it will forever be a hero to all men you can always count on yourself if you use your fingers that's that yeah it's true all your feelings are ok your name isn't not ok if we ate the poor we would solve world hunger overpopulation and poverty life is like a game of chess I don't know how to play chess how to pass time method 1 doing stuff the cute wars on who will win Disney yeah that those are indeed both Disney they they're really good at making cute baby characters that people can't get enough of cats is undeniably a film brimming with a score cinematography and performances it's a motion picture made by a team of filmmakers that can irrefutably be described as existent truly one of the films 2019 has to offer low salesmen this is no ordinary ladder this is an extension ladder me well that just sounds like a ladder with extra steps antiques shut dead people's things for sale what's better than raw cookie dough to raw cookie dough's yes and you know what's even better than that more than to raw cookie dough's what have you purchased that disproves the old adage money can't buy happiness antidepressants if you will say a stupid guy who speaks to a mirror three times in front of a mirror at 3 a.m. a stupid guy who speaks to a mirror will appear I'm gonna go try that be right back oh my god I finally get it you get what you know when things heat they expand and I'm not fat I'm hot the way my plate broke in almost even pieces from my experience as a ceramic professional the reason for the cracks is because it's broken Wow if your username is the answer then what is the question what is my username eight tolerate lactose intolerant lactose tolerant okay imagine being completely make it in a room full of people who speak a different language and all want to touch you that's a dog's life Tony please it's 1:00 a.m. this is a deleted scene from endgame you can read anyone's mind by pressing your erect penis to their forehead mine Frick just got an email from a student where they referred to the 90s as the late 1900s hmm I'm in need of a brain transplant changed my mind all 44 US presidents are locked in a large conference room for 24 hours what happens five people stare at guests at 39 corpses 90 degrees times 4 equals 360 degrees the sphere equals 360 degrees the square equals circle calm down calm down I can't think of the word what's the word for when a football team has a furry you mean a mascot romeo-juliet yeah owning a camera doesn't make you a paragraph correct how's the next decade it's like the last decade except with more zeroes and twos isn't the devil good if he punishes those who do Bad's Christians skinny people are easier to kidnap stay safe eat cake will do I'm a cashew no you walnut miss me miss nuts I was kidnapped by mimes they do unspeakable things to me III get the joke if it's in stock we have it wait really ninjas and Cowboys are polar opposites one is loud rides and a and goes yeehaw other is silent stuffily and goes he uh oh my god you're right which is better got into an argument with a friend who thinks their ps4s better than my gtx 750ti I beg to differ and don't dare buy a console well technically the ps4 because it can actually play a game a 750ti alone can't play a game that's what I was thinking what is expensive to buy but people don't realize it's cheap to make people for pictures of Jennifer Lawrence that'll make you say that's not Jennifer Lawrence that's a 2003 put Joe 206 these guys are just making a giant ice-cream sandwich nailed it oh yeah people that do meth I do as the crystal guides falling rock oh no and just like that we have reached the end of our slash technically the truth but we do have a reddit post from user spice L my first Minecraft world edit buildups please don't steal it yo that is super super cool I love Minecraft and this I definitely loved as well thank you so much for the submission that's very very cool I've never used the world at it in my life but uh I'm curious how difficult it actually is but a good job thank you for your submission and thank you for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure did that subscribe button and the bells you get notified mmmk uploads and until the next one I'll see you around [Music]

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Length: 10min 8sec (608 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 15 2020