r/Madlads | HE'S GAMING!!

what did you feed the kids cereal captain crunch yes but with red bull instead of milk i call it captain crunk oh god i have too much fun doing this sometimes hello everybody welcome back to mk my name's jack the guy with the nice crackers in my hand right now yum yum yum it's time we look at some mad lads and laugh at them instead definitely didn't sound like i was forgetting what else to say there oh this is an easy bet team ninja loses easy don't you have another cat to abuse just going straight for that one aren't you changing the american flag and national anthem over 1 million signed americans let's be honest this wouldn't be the worst thing you guys have had to deal with this year treat it as like a refresher to your society in general you're just doing a bit of spring cleaning you know trying to rebrand yourselves after what's been lately my wife asked me if she had any annoying habits and then got all offended during the powerpoint presentation i don't leave my tails on the floor which brings me to the photo evidence in slide 376. this is where the great wall of china ends so you can just go around it well yeah but they didn't exactly have motorized boats back in the day i'd imagine an entire army that's on horseback would struggle with this method reminder that i love my kitten so much and if anything happens to him i will literally commit so much atrocities that they'll move books about hitler to the heartwarming section geneva convention ah that's cute i got banned from r funny ask me anything why were you banned yeah i feel like that's the only question anyone really wants to ask this person i tried to prank my math class on kahoot so i posted a picture of the game code to the sub it worked perfectly because i was due to go to a blood drive at school that day five minutes after i posted it i found out i got a perma-ban but my classmates said that hundreds of people flooded in and the teacher freaked out a successful prank indeed sir i tipped my head to you i also feel very sorry for the teacher i'd imagine they'd just be pooping themselves like sad coffee i know that doesn't make sense but i'm still wrapping my brain around the idea that a thing of sad coffee could exist you've changed my perception on reality sad coffee really good service love smelling the beer i'm only nine so i can't drink it that then why are you reviewing it [Laughter] here at mk we don't endorse underage drinking we do endorse underage smelling apparently no we don't we don't just to clarify we do not please leave us good five star review thank you promoted ad reddit time here we go my boss said i had to run an ad here on reddit but i already know how this is going to end so i'll save you all the work buy a bark box for your dog baby silence hey you can't do it on yourself that's not fair that that's not how it works you can't brand yourself with the silence brand brand i stand with india usa stands with india love you ma'am nine one plus nine eight one six eight zero four five fake six oh is my whatsapp no call me oh look out ladies he's got a giant sin oh sorry no it's a giancin wait maybe that's his name oh no i think i did a slightly racist sorry man what do you really want a question the social media influencer challenges us to answer with relevant imagery that definitely isn't her purposely faulting her physique to encourage online engagement from insecure women and perverting men that sadly encourages her to think that suddenly sexualizing herself is her only valuable trait yes madam you are showing me what i really want that's a three nacho cheese doritos the locust taco supremes the five crunchwrap supremes two nacho supremes one shredded chicken crispy deal on melt side of cheesy fiesta potatoes three cinnamon twists and an extra large mountain dew barger blast still technically a beach body if you're a large floatational device the nypd is reporting that antifa has painted convincing looking tunnels on walls to trick new york's finest into running into them at high speed yo is new york a looney tunes cartoon how how do you fall for this like maybe if it's really dark i could somewhat believe it but ah confessions i have been sleeping with both partners of a married couple neither of them are aware the other is cheating the wife doesn't know the husband likes men wow i've heard the term home wrecker but this guy is like a home bulldozer oh dude if he was a porn star he should call himself the demolition man oh yes at this point they might as well just be openly polyamorous amazon fresh gave us someone else's order and it was capri sun and canned chili date night just got a whole lot harder we're sorry to hear that you received the wrong order eddie have you had a chance to reach out to us directly about this amazon help you're good bro giving me the chili was a wingman move my man honestly confused though how chilly would get someone in the mood but i mean hey yeah look if chili's like strawberries for you then you go ahead thank you so much mr cia they are using something called updog to mobilize what's up dog nothing much what's up with you and then he was blocked by the cia well done dude have you seen that clown at mcdonald's that hides from gay people no of course you haven't you ah [ __ ] you sir can i ask what you would buy if you won probably buy a bunch of hookers and cocaine okay that's not the answer we were looking for look at his little cheeky smile in the fact that he he knew what he did he knew it in reality they're not after me they're after you nice [ __ ] save coming in there god this fits so perfectly just like you're a car my ex works in a pharmacy so whenever i want to spoil her mood i will just go there and buy condom for no reason sometimes i go three times a day oh that's nice what do you think satan well i just want to say i'm a huge fan my son was so happy when we finally let him hold the controller he's finally become a man oh wait no never mind i see so many photos of people doing this to their kids and i genuinely get concerned as to whether or not this has happened to me when i first had a playstation like was my sister doing this to me when i was a kid oh god all those levels i beat him did i actually do them was it all just a facade your son is gonna feel so heartbroken when they get older and they realize you've done this i have 27 pounds as my buddy ah it's just um oh god who cares a vietnam war american sniper volunteered to crawl for three days across two thousand meters of open field containing an enemy headquarters took a single shot that killed an nva general and then crawled back out without being spotted so yeah remember that thing you achieved the other day or last week and such that you were really proud of yeah that um that means nothing now that has no value thanks to this men's story your achievement is now considered pitiful you're welcome that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumb ass stupid b post was going around and someone was trying to argue with me about how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like what i don't keep bee keep for the honey i throw that nasty group out i eat the bees crunchy and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life ah see your mistake there was assuming people could pick up sarcasm on the internet everyone have a great day why why because i care about my family so this is so me as a dad just being an unnecessary butt head to my partner all the time yeah i would i wouldn't last long i'd get divorced immediately meanwhile in ask reddit how did you come up with your username uh no thanks of course a girl commented on my post a guy replied she replied again and they were about to fall in love so i deleted the post oh look everyone it's anti-cupid known only as k no wait you can actually make law behind this because her name is the response most people make when they're not interested in someone when they reply to them online thank you yes i am very clever today at work i was a drive-through and the man at the window wanted to pay for the person behind him and he said tell her i think she's hot so she pulls up next and i tell her and she rolls her eyes smiles and says that's my husband and if that's not relationship goals i don't know what is who needs drugs no seriously i have drugs florida man in no seriously i have drugs t-shirt arrested for possession of drugs seems like the hiding and plain sight tactic didn't work out after all at everyone everybody when someone drop an at everyone in the discord text channel god damn it sneak with hat i thought this would be important snick with head stretch again my mother-in-law recently finished reading the exorcist she said to me that was the worst book i ever read and then she goes at the beach throws the book at the sea in the same day i buy a new one wet it a little and put it on her bedside table that night was the first time she screamed and fainted so openly confessing that you quote unquote accidentally almost killed your mother-in-law i see mark cuban find fifteen thousand dollars for f-bomb says frickit and gets another fifteen thousand dollars okay but was that on purpose or was it genuinely him accidentally saying it again because one's a mad lad the other's a facepalm ha it seems twitter's fact-checking algorithm goes off if frequency and oxygen appear in the same tweet oh come on guys twitter's trying to sort this stuff out stop making fun of them for trying blurs jaws yeah i would not feel comfortable doing this like unless i could personally see that this area was sealed like it wasn't attached to the ocean so there's no way any like large sea fish creatures crocodiles and stuff could be swimming around i i would not trust this i went to one of these and some kid went underwater and was touching people's ankles scared the frick out of me see that exactly is why i wouldn't go i wonder when the comments will realize that first is in my swear filter every video i wait to see who was falling into the trap today you know what that's actually very clever not as clever as my reference to kay being anti-cupid but you know i'll allow it on this day kids were told to bring a fish and they all did they certainly oh no oh i feel so sorry for that kitty who feels like such an idiot i wonder if this was him being adamant to his parents like no it needs to be a fish i can't just bring a pet fish could bring the biggest fish there or like maybe his parents thought they were like ah what they want to cook fish i guess today i don't know well they all learnt about sea life this kid learnt about embarrassment i agree with anti-vaxxers ask me anything why so i work on funerals god damn it gotta keep the business going i suppose old man frick's entire galaxy you know i honestly love that people upload pirated movies to youtube and then come up with such creative movie titles i got my entire high school's ip address banned from editing wikipedia because i kept trying to make garfield transgender yeah comment etiquette's face is exactly how i am reading that story right now i'm just okay yeah sure all right this guy wrote that he got rick rolled and when he got so many likes and comments he edited it i'm gay yep me too also ignoring girls that want to talk to me oh pick-up artists would hate him okay so i just i just quickly watched this video because i was curious to like see how it all played out the entire time no one's talking to him oh god i gotta compose myself basically it's him walking past people minding their own business but acting like as if he's ignoring them it's cold some girl asked me to play guitar for her so i rick rolled her because i am not a simp okay buddy simping doesn't mean liking a girl it means being just like an absolute grovel towards everything she does or says you're allowed to like women that doesn't make you a simp but still very mad loud move i approve this man is named guy standing the only photo of him is him sitting god damn it you know what i bet this was on purpose too i bet he purposely doesn't want to be in any photos of him standing just for this reason is he a dad i bet you he's a dad he's totally a dad isn't he haha teach me how to get 60 upvotes by typing haha ha ha thanks sensei and today's fan art comes from sad coffee oh i i didn't know coffee could be sad i don't know where you're getting your coffee from but there's only two things coffee should do to you which should make you happy or it should make you poop anyway enough about what i did five minutes ago what's the fan art it's uh oh wow that is a very well drawn hand like it's almost realistic the eye looks terrible though like i'll be honest you could have done a bit of better shading with the eye it obviously looks like a drawing but the hand wow that is that is some good shading technique by far the best i've seen so far well done see the joke there as i think the hands drawn when it's actually real thanks for the lovely fan outside coffee and the eye actually is very well done great work as always if you'd love your fan out to be on the channel too guys make sure you submit it into our subreddit hey thanks for watching if you're listening to me right now that means you enjoyed the video that or you forgot to change videos because you got bored anyway please like the video if you enjoyed today's content or if you just want to support the channel if you're new to mk why not subscribe as well make sure that notification bell is on too so you can always see the newest content on the dailies and please do check out more videos on the channel we've got plenty of content for you to check out but alas end of the video time for me to say farewell my name's been jack who's still got a nice cracker here that i haven't eaten yet and i'll see you next time bye

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Views: 236,262

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Id: ZU1B0dWkzRk

Length: 13min 4sec (784 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 30 2020