r/Rareinsults | never skip brain day.

sorry i fell asleep it's fine what did i miss my boobs oh good i thought i missed something big [Music] oh hello you wet wooly wombats welcome back to mk my name's jack the snack that smiles back and today's bundle of goodies is all about rare insults because demoralizing people can sometimes speak classy hey guys wanna feel old i'm 40. you're welcome wait were you not 40 like 10 years ago well now i don't feel as bad for uh perceiving it that exact way too dude looks like the cleanest drug addict in that photo which is sort of a compliment really if you think about it sparks fly for this m4 an exclusive yas marina blue imaged by gin photos huh weird to promote a bmw car when you got to be the audi logo behind it when you see it we see it where we usually do in the rear view mirror oh aldi did your odometer hit a hundred thousand k because you are in need of a major service for that damage sir oh everything ain't what it seem well remember she your ex for a reason if that reason is you then you just got to hold that ill my boy no disrespect but this is all i think about when i see your avatar hey but he's still got a point god damn that image comment on ben shapiro reacts to whap by cardi b then could have 10 kids and he'd still be a virgin well his wife is a doctor so i'm sure she'd be able to find a way i'm bi boys are damn cute too yeah i said it best of both worlds if you ask me i'm by myself ignored by men and women alike oh hey buddy you still got your marty don perk on mom why would you do this i'm not even reading the title i'm genuinely asking that myself as well they're not even biceps they're just freshly baked loaves nope looks like he skipped brain day well actually brains are very weak muscles so you can only work on them very very rarely that's why i always save my brain day for the 29th of february she looks like a mix of kim kardashian and buzz lightyear oh why is it so accurate to reality and a leak sex tape i just gotta say the sheer consistency of charlie's uploads makes it almost impossible to tell which video this is specifically charlie's eyebrows look like he shaved them painted new ones on and then let them grow back over the drawn on ones okay how did you interpret that my god dude are you do you find eyebrows just that interesting i hope you don't write that down as your personality trait on your dirting profiles actually you know what do it i want to see how quickly you get banned speedrun any percent lol dead game larry your fifth chin has the same circumference as the sun pedophiles believe they should be a part of the lgbt community oh i've actually heard about this this is so disgusting a fetish isn't a sexuality hmm i thought the catholic church opposed the lgbt community meanwhile in our slash roast me he looks like a human cigarette so what you're saying is you'd suck all the dirty stuff out of him to relieve stress okay the clitoris has nearly 8 000 nerve endings and it's still not nearly as sensitive as reddit how could you objectively state that you've only ever found reddit it's not his fault mark zuckerberg has a naturally guilty face he always looks like he was just caught with his hand in the cookie jar i actually remember watching a video on how extremely coincidental his distrusting look is it just basically stems down to the fact he doesn't know how to look socially welcoming i mean the guy was pretty much a computer nerd for most of his life it's not like he's exactly very well rehearsed and how to be social just like you who said that time traveler what year is it cia agent 1963 before or after jfk was before oh uh this joke has been reused more than my car sorry to know you could only come oh it looks like the virus that's not as deadly as the mainstream media first made it out to be cdc now says 94 of covert deaths had an underlying condition the people are still freaking dead you dumbass ghosts yeah my scientific knowledge expands to getting constant c's and occasional d's in high school and even i have the common sense to know that the covert will be encouraging their deaths to happen more easily because it destroys their immune system and such it's not like the covert is killing them it's encouraging their bodies uh just it's so dumb come on people use your brains i don't know who told y'all nine inches was a big dd cause it's now we got miss deep dish [ __ ] cat over here i bet you can't even sit in boston's at local pub just slides on down them hey hi what are you doing sitting here would you rather sit on this no that looks uncomfortable as in it's small and gross and you need to shave god i almost feel bad for your pb for looking like that i want to buy it a hallmark card like hell man that's sadder than them starving african kid commercials ain't no 50 cents a day going to help that thing though you know you could just say you're not interested elon living a second life as a dh clone man is rich enough i was gonna call bs but then i'm noticing all the spaceships in the background and okay okay let's start a conspiracy theory people i'm i'm taking any bits hello whoa leave some eyeliner for the rest of us that's not an eyeliner anymore it's a freaking eye maker man i've seen ice cubes hotter than them oh no be nice i wish for the ability to switch between normal sight and sights that makes me see all the people that want to have the kinky with me granted you now have the ability to close your eyes i was murdered oh yes this it's a beautiful tick tock video of this dude and i think what his stepsister maybe i'm mixing it up with another tic toc but this guy oh he thinks he's such tough smack this is the guy who never grew out of being the fastest kid in second grade oh yes oh my gosh god even look at the username alpha familia mate if you need to call yourself an alpha you are not an alpha my feminism is blm inclusive lgbtq infused with trans exclusive being creative and french gives me a muslim inclusive mexican conclusion fat inclusive all inclusive or it isn't feminism doesn't seem to be graphic designer inclusive though like eyes have an algae oh dang i knew i missed one ego raptor looks like if dave grohl started a gaming channel instead of starting the foo fighters well i mean considering they're quite successful i i don't feel this is an insult i mean it's a compliment in either direction dis a guy with a stylish jacket and diss the guy who commenting he think he fly i'm so fly i could fly between that gap between your teeth i want to hope that those eyebrows are a genetic thing and he didn't choose to make them look like that though if it is a genetic thing i guess i'm being kind of racist by making fun of it oops please don't be a genetic thing i'm sorry if it is yeah like gay station and their buttplug controllers while xbox was just great like always bruh this is a post about console war sucking we don't need a crying little fanboy to come in and start screeching like an autistic velociraptor you know he looks like a hagrid and slim shady had a baby again two very impressive people i don't see how that's an insult hello i'm a typical youtube video look at my cute sweater it's a pikachu if he kissed hitler their facial hair wouldn't touch ah there it is the human puzzle piece well now i've just thought of the fantasy idea where a world of humans exist that find their pairings through facial hair matching together but one day a girl finds her facial hair matches two people ooh who shall we choose find out the exciting conclusion of my new teen novel book series available now on amazon this will be one mustache ride she won't be able to get up oh my god okay i'm actually writing that one down that's really good here i am a guy wondering why i'm single even though i mostly ignore girls who tries to hit on me well of course you do ignore your hallucination because people will think you're weird if you talk to them yep i'm labeling that as a large cardi b has an early fans and i already know it's going to be no different than a hentai because of how fake her body but is is the lie hey you know you look like the human version of mark zuckerberg you know what's worse is that if he changed his name legally to that i would see it he looks like a mark zuckerberg figure out nancy beyonce said pretty hurts now i know why a bad bee like me is always in pain you look like a prostitute [ __ ] nancy and you look like the mayor of whoville feminine pop what's up hugs over masks don't do this stay awake wow you single-handedly dropped the world's iq by over 20 percent congrats you've made a difference to this world now just just stay indoors stay indoors please you you have to stay indoors deep fake prawn is now mainstream and major sites are cashing in of all the problems with technology deep fake prawn is something i will never have to worry about was that i jerk off to ugly people too you ain't safe billy eilish rejects little pumps offer to wife her i was little pump and now i'm little simp she said no because it would be pedophilia to marry someone who still hasn't said his first full word [Laughter] they look like if jake and logan paul were good people wait that oh my god i thought that was literally jake paul wow that is amazing i mean they they should ride with that they use that part of their branding what happened to hitmaker i'm a cry what the frick that guy looks like a baloney hey that's a free self-portrait i'm not gonna complain how does she look homeless inside her own home because it isn't her home laying on your left promotes digestion as gravity moves food through and cuts down on heartburn i get terrible nightmares when i sleep on my left side not sure why probably facing a mirror i recommend avoiding that you know i've always found you immensely physically attractive but with your disability it's like you're only half a man to me i don't know it sounds rude then why would you think of saying it oh you weigh almost 250 pounds it's like you're actually two and a half women to me i don't know it sounds rude you are the biggest freaking a-hole i have ever met jesus christ you freaking killed her man like girl check yourself i get you need to demoralize the guy and make yourself feel better about your own insecurities as to whether or not you're actually worthy of dating him but come on shot yourself in the foot here what has bella thorne ever done besides being ahold and smell like beef flavoured ramen noodles wow so mean it's almost like as if bellathorn's a huge thorn in your side i get it get it that's it's about as far as my insults can expand into they just resort to puns a cutting assessment from white people twitter you have this three pound organ in your skull that's so freaking amazing it literally defies the laws of its own construction and you use it to watch the bachelor and be a cool meme see like unlike other people i instead watch the bachelor from other people who have watched the bachelor and then make fun of it see that makes me the smart one my brain therefore big big i keep a fruit sticker on the top of my head so that if a cannibal ever eats me he'll have to peel the sticker off first giving me time to escape please tell me this is an actual quote oh it's click hole okay it's not never mind disappointment i want to see the monster-sized cannonball that could eat shaq ah well if you want to see your mom so bad then call her and plan to get together sometime i mean have breakfast or something life is short man don't want any regrets the lead singer looks like if mountain dew was a person well that just means i'm desired by millions of lonely sweaty men who sit in front of computers oh yeah music video not gonna lie this sound kind of hits hard on mute oh god no never go into a slash politics it's like an overcrowded daycare who all desperately need a nap in there yeah look are we really surprised that's the case over there you look like the walmart version of ninja what did you say to me you little finish this sentence i'm in the middle of watching anything that doesn't support pedophilia and sexualizing children holy smith you freaking killed her dude change 3 of your dna and your chimpanzee five percent near a dolphin forty percent and you're a banana how much of a change to become a pickle none just out of chromosome this is perfect oh freaking hell i hope he go to an orgy and nobody wanna freak him wow that's i mean that's going to be such an how would you recover from that well when did penguins get so emo oh well thanks now i'm just always going to see penguins when i see play doctors first time on fa rate my fit feel free to roast if you want to well okay you look like a pepsi max yeah the shirt's not doing you many favors i always refer to my peepee as the plot well then this must be a short story no for your information it's convoluted and doesn't fit anywhere i have a question to all men why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be below your butt the same reason why your girls bring a purse on a date and don't pay for shall r tinder hey send me some kitty pics here you go wait that's me oh my gosh no wonder i'm so attracted to myself you all need to start making ugly racist homophobic men famous for no reason that's disrespectful to ralph ralph is a treasure and noah back looks like a bicycle seat with a ginger wig on it oh well there goes my comfort in sitting on any other bicycle in the future i'm black featuring rice [ __ ] wait don't tell me that's actually her name she's chosen you you know what scum is right wow she she is just speaks for herself i guess she is the exact reason why shampoos have how to use it and she doesn't deserve to be defended for this i know she deserves it you know sometimes you can tell the intelligence of someone just by looking at them yeah solve the puzzle yelp red snapchat yellow skype hmm skype blue yes skype blue skype blew a 17-year lead to zoom skype blocked you because they know they know my brother-in-law used to look like a travel-sized soprano hey what's your worst day bill now give me some boop can't stand motherflippers who play the oboe i love playing the yobo that's great man please see a psychiatrist now an important question where do you stand on bassoon players ah just about here episode 1 the fat menace two heart attack of the clones three revenge of the fifth big mac four a glucose fluctuation five the injustice drastic stretch bar the return of the heartburn seven the horse awakens eight the last pizza roll nine the rise of the pizza dough the joke is that he is fat and honestly considering this guy's history and knowing about him and stuff it's actually kind of mean and i really feel sorry for the dude and think he's doing okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he looks like the tiger king's bisexual have brother oh sorry let me fix it then ask reddit if people used breakup lines instead of pickup lines what would some of them be they say one man's trash is another man's treasure i hope you find someone who treasures you your comment was so goddamn unfunny i slurped back a drink i spat a couple of years ago oh god yes that ad from wendy's when they tried to do memes it was i'm pretty sure it's what birthed the fellow kids subreddit he looks like vector from despicable me and oh okay yeah i'm seeing where they inspired his character from oh my god don't laugh news yes i love this show katie looks like a villain from a barbie movie okay and honestly how gucci is it not laughing i i would believe it she is totally capable of being a villain cardi b's wap makes history with biggest debut streaming week ever that's great but cardi b makes music for people who watch paper plates so doctors are firing back at critics of lap saying it's healthy for people to have lubricated genitals imagine being a doctor in this day and age you have to say things like this to just inform the public this is the point we are at where doctors have to tell people that yes the lady part gets wet guys i'm i don't know how to tell you this but if you think a lady's stuff getting wet is a sign of some sort of medical condition you are as useless in bed as a one-legged cat trying to bury your poop in never have i ever with greta if they were doing the 69 in these outfits it would look like the yin and yang yes that is something i like to do casually fantasizing what it would look like if youtubers did it with each other oh god that that's actually a thing people do isn't it oh my god i swear if i find one day someone's made some like erotic fan fiction about us narrators i i will read it actually out of curiosity now before we go as always it's time to give a little shout out to fan art and today's work is by i i don't lit lit too delete i want to die what how what is that name come on what is that name they've made this beautiful contraption for us it is uh no i know it's on purpose it has to be please tell me this thank you for all the effort you put into this it is just so much well done i'm i'm sure this took hours of your time there it is folks there's the new low bar that's all you have to beat if you thought your fan art wasn't good enough don't worry that's that's the new standard to get to of course if you'd like to see your work in a future video make sure you post it onto the mk subreddit so we see the fan art and put it into later videos now with that said it is the end of this video so once again thank you for watching as always please like the video to ensure we know we're doing good for you and be sure to check the description for more links to things as well as subscribing and sure you have the notification bell clicked on for all the latest good contents but now with all that said it is my time to scoot off so i've been jack it has been lovely talking to you as always and i hope to see you for the next one bye

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Length: 18min 6sec (1086 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 25 2020