r/Madlads | THE LEGEND

the largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks and the largest woman in the world is laid by a dad Oh your mom joke [Music] what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash mad lands well before we get into that loan tell you about discord GG /mk we got a vanity URL can you believe it already we released the discord yesterday and already we have a ton of users in and more and more people joining that community every single day just like the subreddit and I pop in there pretty frequently to talk to you guys so if you want to join that you want to talk to everybody then the link will be in the description and in the comments for you now back to the mad lads my teacher nailed his students phone to the wall for using it in class 20 years ago it's still there till this day teach don't play around I kind of like that that's hardcore the mountain dew that came out of suspense it tasted horrible please remedy this chief that's done it's not mondo chief this is amazing we do not have Wi-Fi talk to each other and pretend it's 1995 yeah but I got data so I mean a who's the real winner here this guy say you said she I was thinking 11 me I said think again not gonna leave me yet you bastard lied Naruto runs past reporter at area 51 during live news broadcast he was going in to storm the gates he's going there to do what they set out to do and that is to make sure that no one could stop him Danny DeVito poses with cutout of teen who took cut out of him to prom he nothing wrong with that I would have taken listen Danny Danny if you're watching this on the circumstance you're watching this video let me take it a prom Danny okay me and you a little bit of wine a little bit or a little bit of rose a ah think about it one I cut the wires of regular Apple earbuds and wore them at school - the school confiscated them three when I want to get them back I took somebody else's real air pods 200 IQ that is a that is a madman play I'm an Australian and therefore it's already September 20th and I know the fit of the area 51 rate ask me anything well I throw it out turned out good for funeral companies Americans posting memes while Europeans are asleep Europeans posting memes well Americans are asleep me an Australian who has no idea when anyone's awake Australia nah on the whole country I am bushed I am John a Australia and you will treat me with respect but footage of a guy is footage of an Australian guy fishing from a drone is being investigated by authorities it's not clear whether using a homemade drone to lift yourself into the air is legal in Australia it shouldn't be as a mad lad as the maddest lad I love this guy I'd fish with him roses are bloom all most people sleep in parks cruel moment in Australian fishermen uses as a dead shark as a bong and smokes it to the tune of baby shower that's so that's so rich I love that it's always Australian stew they're going they're going the craziest they're going the stupidest I love that the Rolling Stones good group not as good as the Beatles but good that's some tough talk Paul McCartney that's some tough talk buddy why don't you want to talk about it he would take this outside Paul babe I'm a queen bee ah ruled the queen bee is a [ __ ] and screws over mail of the hive he told the truth and you blocked them stop hiding from it god I hate it when people apologize on behalf of others grow a frickin spine on behalf of all redditors I'd like to apologise about this man get outplayed idiot someone parked their exercise bike at the bike racks how do you get it there is the question how am i man get it there how'd you how did you tell me something I don't know the first letter of sentence is always capital also why is their elbows doing this like like it looks like someone just current like with one arm just or a foot like just jumped on our elbows that's coochie owie CCTV appeal after thief steals light from from police cop dude just wait and nabbed it he's straight up just at all there's just more in there and just started walking away that isn't that's um that's um goal that is some status that's nuts I'm surprised he was able to walk away with the weight of his frickin balls I mean you and me both dude he's true I've never seen such a strong man how come when the Hulk smashes everything he's incredible but when I do I'm a [ __ ] Wow well that's easy the Hulk smashes bad guys and saves the world you smash guys named Chaz Chad and Cooper and spread diseases don't feel too bad Shelby you'd be like a super villain the area 51 raid here it is baby predator of prey locked up for what and clap alien cheeks lassic protip the quickest way to get an answer on the Internet is not to correct your question but to state an incorrect answer yeah it's called Moore's law it's create in the early 90s uh I think it's Cunningham's law pretty sure Moore's is about computers or something tech related a holy crap that I just get played holy crap I can't believe that worked so well you and I both man the fact he just put the wool over your eyes like a sheep just straight snatched all your integrity us ending the presentation with a meme the teacher and classmates reddit look at that that's a face of a winner I like this guy gonna clap for this guy I like this guy you could take a seat anywhere with the wearable chair imagine you in the middle of the club receiving the torque from the thickest girl and you turn into a chair like a Decepticon dude more than meets the eye yo what's up today we're pranking woman in public by respecting the distance and not bothering them 1.9 million views let's go baby 1.9 million views husband stayed home from work because the dog was coughing we took him to the vet and paid $85 phone to tell us our dog was fake coughing the dog just wanted some God dang attention and now we got he's happy edit thanks 1 like edit thanks for 2 likes and thanks for 3 likes edit thanks for 4 likes he did that 264 times and he still got a good 20 or so to go he's not even done he's not even done Kelantan kids burned down 11 houses just to see firefighters seems a little a little gratuitous but ok just doing it for any of the subway said let me get a six-inch no home that's protocol that's just so that's just proper subway etiquette if I go in there and go yeah let me get to then we got a footlong no homo no yeah hey what that sub for about 15 years I've cured one of these to silence annoying TVs in different places I don't eat about three a month and I know it might drive the establishments proprietor insane trying to figure out what happened to the volume but blaring the view and waiting room shouldn't be illegal take this tip you live longer what what is here oh this isn't a mad lab this is a superhero Michael's on his way home Michael a couple years to get home guys know if you seeing what I'm seeing but it took Michael a couple of years to get home he got lost [Laughter] you joined the public group hashtag Flat Earth spherical you've been removed from the group me IRL my band is so indie we don't even record together you have to buy four seperate CDs and buy them at the same what kind of monster screenshots a tweet posted to Reddit just to post it back on Twitter wait a minute that's exactly what happened Brian you've been played I brought brownies in for all my coworkers wasn't cuz I was being nice but cuz I heard they were doing random drug tests and I didn't want to be the only one dirty so unless they plan a fire and a whole staff force do you better leave me the hell alone Tim's pot brownies bro that's it that's a supervillain my grandpa your grandpa gee grandpa see cashier military yes I have fought in the Civil War gives discount do you know when the Civil War was now 1861 wow the discounts in the Machine already and he got a free military discount hog chant Gramps this Gramps is a player he knows all the all the secrets might be ugly but I have good ideas I work green screen shut to picture day this is my ID card everyone's using iPhones Androids and even refrigerators to use Twitter let's check out what I'm using this man's user Gucci sports socks he's ascended ah Larry lrg just cuz you did it doesn't mean you're guilty I like your style arch what is the weirdest thing a complete stranger has done to you I got told to show me your wall on a crosswalk the car had several guys in it I did and they cheered my six foot for 240 pound very hairy man it was an interesting experience I mean I'd do the same thing so I made new hall passes for my students I love that that's a cool teach I am ahead out Erling what's up man it's A to Z I love this guy oh man I miss you dude I want I cannot wait to see that my my boy at Oh Z again why would you want to miss that a bunch of random people in weird costumes standing outside of a government base that's a one in a lifetime experience it's like Halloween but we're just annoying people he's absolutely right he's absolutely right you know my heart gets heavy thinking about the giant trash island in the ocean yeah England is a joke McDonald's replied to your review waited 45 minutes not a single employee came and washed my hands what the heck is the employees must wash hands sign there for him in France thing reddit is best social media because no one will see my hentai profile picture Oh think again we'll see it we'll see it alright now you know I pulled you over because of the hawk because of the hawk Mika because of the hawk because of the honk if you think cops have micropenises bumper sticker I'm an Australia mate Thanks odd ones outweigh his name's upside down - oh my whole neck just cried you hear that - up - down left right left right B a + start thanks Burger King for that gaming tweet now that I know you're your social media team is a bunch of gamers I'm gonna eat at your establishment and get food poisoning oh yeah I love you please say it back it back you asked when my girlfriend makes me angry I look at her through a fork of a 10 she's in jail it heals me spiritually that's a listen I'm gonna do that to my you know it's gonna be in the future 2050 I'll be married and she'll be she'll be saying something about you know wait whatever you know whatever I'm dating Taz from the Looney Tunes in this in this theoretical hold up a fork I'll look through it it'll look like she's in jail and I'll go oh yeah I've only every single Friday this kid shows up dressed as link and I love this school does he talk well he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call just goes yeah pretty good man lad takes selfie with Tim Cook and iPhone 11 launch day using Android device Oh 200 IQ so much to the element Tim Cook really just looks like the kind of guy who'd like give you advice but just really vaguely I love them I love that guy I'm sure he's up to no good right now oh good lord that's freaky I love that people are terrified by Netflix this new series Marianne and say you shouldn't watch it alone that's I love the dub is that like makeup work for the wrinkles that is so sick looking I mean I'll watch it alone to sleep my leg up the bed and have my door open you and me both did it so I sleep I don't sleep with a blanket covered my legs at all a guy wrote to me on tinder calling me quite the catch because I like nachos and it's always sunny so I wrote back saying well if you're impressed by that you should see Mike Mike and he unmatched me I literally have no idea what men want nachos and it's always sunny that's it that's all we were asking for hello at Bill Gates the only one because you probably cheated my dad owns Microsoft and I can get you banned kid oh so you think he's joking I'm banning you right now lol if we lose we get baptized if they lose they go out drinking with us that's a fair wager and in that plan ooh no I love who knows the how real adult civil debate my credit score 220 and I'm at the dealership trying to buy a car what can I get the hell off the lot you can get a car with 220 men need mental and emotional support to not just coochie but if I had to pick one I like pause mindset milk Zen cereal VIN bull Vince spoon in that order one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me what the hell did you do to your hand cuz I had a blonde streak through it and I said what the hell did you do to your eyebrow and he sent me outside when I came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was that's the best gonna get out of me and I said it meant to religion that worshipped one God because mono means one is in monobrow and he sent me out again what a what a champ what a trooper in case you never noticed the Los Angeles Angels baseball club when rendered in one language translates to the the angels angels and well in LA why not visit the La Brea tar pit the tar pit tar pit okay Neal from the grass Tyson Xavier or tis all end up in prison are all of garden either way endless salads of being tossed it is times like this that I wish Emma Kate videos had my facial reaction to them because the face that just washed over me was pure shock I I have the words man Xavier's just out of his mind I said that my boyfriend next time I'm wrong in their argument I'm gonna whip out a tip to distract you see I forget about me being a psycho and he went you don't even have a tip to whip out the audacity you can't help my small pancakes not speaking to him now he tried and failed a full bottle of wine just rolled out from under a subway seat now these two strangers popped it open and are drinking it this is peak NYC they're sharing it bro New York City is full of wonderful things a fifteen-year-old did pretended to be a fourteen-year-old girl on tinder a pedophile started to talk to him he agreed to go out when they arrived the pedo was expecting a fourteen-year-old girl he found a 15 year old boy dressed up as spider-man there to beat his butt welcome to Brazil that's sick I thought I was gonna go down a really dark path but I love that that's the story that ended there welcome to Brazil stupid idiot hi I'm new here and can you answer this my kids came home from school and told me the earth is round how do i punish them without the belt so him to explain it to you maybe you'll learn something damn you got him good I I like the the chat named Flat Earth believers vs. globe earth believers I can work under pressure pickpocket steals officers money during interrogation on the job I got in trouble for putting up red balloons near sewers last night because Friday the 13th I mean hey it's not even Friday the 13th you should do that for it's just it and who doesn't love it I do and that brings us to the end of our / mad lads and if you liked the video even a little bit consider leaving us a like and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Id: 4-fE1DMgIWI

Length: 14min 10sec (850 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 25 2019