r/Madlads | The Absolute MADLAD!

if you tweet from an iPhone or Android you got nothing on me hello well my man swing from a Louis Vuitton microwave what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damian and today we're looking through our slash mat lads steven Russell escaped from prison by using laxatives to fake the symptoms of AIDS he then called the prison posing as a doctor asking for prisoners interested in an experimental treatment and volunteered once out of Texas he sent a death certificate to the prison stating he had died that is level 300 IQ no smoking alcohol and this mad lad is taking a ladder right to the bottom of the bottle you are breaking that rule sir watching us at 11:10 and I have school tomorrow and I'm 10 years old what a mad lad at a young age hello who are you Andrew Andrew speech a hundred that is speech a hundred this is hilarious to watch as a European so is article thirteen that's that's devastating that's a real-life mad lad everybody like this image so when you google Ashton Kutcher it's the first thing that appears listening to this from Australia that's so sick thanks for the support didn't say I liked it or it was good dude sounds like crap idiot Sir Archie one of the first great American race horses retired because quote there were no opponents willing to race against him his offspring were also so successful that they were effectively banned you could see the the guy turning the horse smile and he knew what he did children terrified after theater plays insidious instead of inside out the best thing I have seen all day imagine you're going into a theater it says inside out on the outside like come on little Tommy little Jessica let's go put you inside out how do you not know who in the first Oh No ten minutes that you're not watching the right movie it has the title card chemistry substitute was slowly riding endgame spoilers on the board every time we talk that is that is cruel and unusual boom was really out here I don't like he didn't have their own dangerous and dumb trends there was a fan to the 1950s called booth stuffing where teens would try to stuff themselves in phone booths bomas really out here and alight they didn't have their own dangerous and dumb trends booth stuff and that actually looks kind of fun on them I'm in gun PO South Korea I found a guy in Montevideo Uruguay on reddit that's the best you're gonna get from me the exact opposite side of the world today we made an earth sandwich 8:00 a.m. for me a p.m. for him I love the Internet gotta love earth sandwiches dude yummy call me 911 I'm our IT teacher did you do your homework student did you grade my test teacher I have other students tests to grade student I have other teachers homework to do outstanding move thanks man I love his little sound booth he's in George Wallace what are you doing in mad lands all shred up eat a club sandwich on a cottage in cottage cheese the club I really don't give a damn anymore George Wallace you re mad ladder 30 likes and I'll drop this $10 coat here's the code he's not wrong he's really not wrong I can't be mad I edited this comment so the replies make no sense Alex office what is wrong with you oh nothing's wrong he's just a mad lad Diet Mountain Dew Diet Sierra Mist Tropicana lemonade which is out of control get a hold of yourself Tropicana lemonade mad beverage not really a lad at quackety a nice quiet he made it tell me this isn't cute this isn't cute you mad lad you did it thanks virgin full moon what a name what is a suitable punishment for my fourteen-year-old daughter she used my fabric scissors to cut tortilla wraps holy hell Judy Judy's gonna grab your daughter by the hand and throw her off the top of Cliff Judy is gonna get the soul stone by sacrificing your daughter what's your dirty little secret my ex told me to drugged her and do with her what I wanted so I drugged her and play video games all night with friends she still thinks I screwed her multiple times that night not my thing but she wouldn't stop pestering me about it bored Volk says I badly photoshopped my dog then I paid facebook to show you this instead of an ad have a nice day as a perfectly sculpted Photoshop hey Andy hey Andy hey Andy hey Andy Andy Andy what is your refrigerator running yeah ha ha you fool you have fallen prey to one of my tricks I was not interested in the operational condition of your refrigerator I was simply conducting a sleight of hand in the form of clever wordplay when I was referencing was the mood of your refrigerator in the form of physical running which is simply preposterous drat fouled again talk to my friends like this from time to time it's the best way hahahaha so my uncle got it drawn and now he's messing with people oh my god it's awesome the person at work who always steals my doughnuts your day of reckoning has come oh my god my meds No oh my god my man's filling the donuts with mustard Oh hunger pass out that's the funniest thing I've ever seen back-to-back heavy hitters on our / mad lads Maya Mota Musashi was a 17th century Japanese swords been here twice arrived late to duels and defeated both opponents upon his next duel he arrived early in ambush the force that was assembly to ambush him what a mad laddies look at that the water's dodging his sword attack England's oldest man says key to reaching 111 is avoiding dying well he's not wrong ward if I hear even one endgame spoiler half the class chosen randomly by coin flip fair and impartial will immediately fail my class don't even make up lies to be funny I don't want to hear one word about it at all sincerely mr. Thanos hardest choices require the strongest will my 39 year old resident had me watering her flowers for well over 20 minutes because they had to be perfect she didn't told me to look at them really closely and tell me if I noticed anything they were fake literally not real at all then she said April Fool's go get me a coffee LMAO mad lady I am the biggest Wiener lover of them all from tweeter lover 3000 wiener lover 3001 entered the battle not so fast oh no the assignment description for essay 5 was to write a review on a movie that we had seen the opportunity arose and I took my chances Fight Club that the first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club comments I saw an opportunity and I took it I cannot say that I am sorry because that would be a lie am i proud yes Dropbox feedback I struggled over this grade for a long time I finally decided to get a grade for a laugh and how relevant your review is for this particular movie let me warn you do not try this kind of and I'm guessing you say this kind of stunt again bla bla bla whatever he's a mad lad he can do what he wants you stole a wet floor sign and then you keyboard spam do you'd probably slip it on the floor cuz you stole the sign idiot found this picture framed at my grandma's house little does she little does she know every single one of us are giving the middle finger please do something about the dandelions in your lawn please free dandelions take as many as you like lmao I brought my dog to the boys restroom and she's a girl what a mad lad that's not allowed alright I put spider-man temporary tattoos on my entire body I am spider-man man the perfect betrayal where's the lamb sauce you'll never find me Gordon Indian groom was caught playing pub G at his wedding while the bride stared in disbelief she was probably looking at his cool kill streak you probably got that chicken dinner Burger King releases unhappy meal because no one is happy all the time McDonald's responded can we make a statue for the hero who killed Hitler and ended World War two hi World War two was a bloody conflict that took millions of wine however the man who managed ended by killing Hitler gone unrecognized for too long so I propose we create a statute of this here in Berlin by where the Fuehrer bunker once was please support this cause I think he knows she's on Facebook Twitter MySpace and heroin PewDiePie fan from India traveled to UK to watch deleted T series diss track that's dedication who reported my Premium snapchat to the IRS I'm being effing audited oh this is about the thought on it I remember that being funny well it wasn't to do your taxes idiot I'm not a Christian Jesus Christ typing in chat he thought he was in a kpop band just getting random attention because you look vaguely like you're in a kpop band it's the glasses it's the cute kpop glasses that are doing it for you buddy mad lad makes Wikipedia pages out of his fishing trip my last fishing trip me with one of the fish I caught date a couple of days ago location I'm not gonna tell you my secret fishing spot result caught two fish commanders and leaders me that one big bass maybe with my Gene Loomis conquest mag bass casting round strength I'm not sure but a lot of fish like a hundred casualties and losses nine worms to fish just setting this to Harvard they gotta let me in now dear Harvard admissions committee thank you for your interest in giving me a Harvard rejection letter I have reviewed your letter and I am impressed with your rejection reasons other suggestions however I received many rejection letters this year therefore after careful consideration I've decided not to accept your rejection letter please understand that this is not a negative evaluation of the rejection letter but rather a reflection of my unique choice criteria once again I appreciate your courage you give me a rejection letter and wish you every success in your future rejecting I'll see you all on campus and August best wishes blood admitting you cheated on your husband creating an entire religion to explain why you're pregnant with another man's kid thanks Mary lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000 worth of manure on X bosses lon that man has got pure joy on his face whoever made this Mario good on you I turned my lights off the other night and discovered this brilliant easter egg hilarious man sues mcdonalds for still being depressed after eating happy meals it's not a guarantee watch a woman tell her husband she's pregnant while Conan O'Brien pours good milk down the sink what a mad lad reduce garlic breads back to 50 P or my Nan's not coming up I love that image so much customer at Subway wants to speak to the manager I worked at a subway that didn't have any authority slash managers just a couple of minimum-wage based level workers I don't remember what this particular customer was mad about but she was arguing with me and didn't like the answer I gave her she has to speak to the manager and there not being a manager I decided to promote myself on the spot and replied with manager speaking how can I help you this did not make her very happy because she realized she was not going to get a different answer and asked for a phone number to call the owner has specifically told us to never give his cell number to customers so I gave her the store number she gives me a crap eating grin thinking about how much trouble she's about to get me in when the phone behind me starts to ring I will never forget the face she gave me as I answer the phone look her in the eyes and ask her how may I help you in USA it's called trashcan in UK it's called bin throughout the world that's called fortnight mm-hmm old town art except it's not Old Town Road and I eat a sheet of paper well now there's a miner in our video one time I borrowed a pen from the teacher and never gave it Batman mad the human race has built its fair share of a mark feeds the Chinese built the awe-inspiring Great Wall of China in the 7th century the Egyptians built the Egyptians built the majestic Pyramids of Giza thousands of years ago and bath university students have just built a huge Tower of picnic benches on their campus mad lads whenever I see an end game spoiler I report it for porn so the Instagram workers have to watch the end game spoilers Wow I didn't even know that I didn't know that you were forced to watch that thought it was just automating the MATLAB this guy posted this on the subreddit our slash read no this drug tuna people have read it what is it like to be super attractive this is reddit there are no attractive people here thanks smoked wine every day wait are you the guy who was just smoking the alcohol earlier in the post that's the mad lad he's back hey Lucifer's Time Lord says one time in math class my teacher was really ticked at us and he was yelling do you even know basic math do you know addition what's 2+2 Corey what's 2+2 and work Corey was it bang ad engine so I leaned over to men whispered and he blurted out 7 and I have never laughed harder and I doubt I ever will I know this is probably an r slash that happened but god I could just see that happening so I noticed one of my friends downloaded my sex play this stuff iTunes so I thought I'd had a couple songs to throw off Adam tell me why you the national anthem is in your sex plane we had a kid in our high school who refused to speak for the entirety of our high school career even if a teacher called on the day we graduated he spoke for the first time his reasoning for his four years of silence was just because I could madman washing my hands without soap good god you're not even washing your hands just getting them wet hey James so this is one of my senior pictures and I wanted to make sure you can tell I was in the water but it looks like I'm just laying in black dirt there any way you can look like I was underwater more sure James Fredman you've done it again classic mad lad one hour standing in the swamp for no reason thanks one giant onion I'm texting illegally I'm meant to be cleaning my room mad lad played basketball against a guy with air pods in an Apple watch on he answered a phone call made a game and hit a three in my face while talking about the girl he was with the night before I never felt so humiliated in my entire classroom management 101 I went to the midnight showing of Avengers endgame it was awesome I am tired behave or I started giving away spoilers yeah harassing people with fat Yoshi I'd do that but that's I would get arrested for doing that honestly in Florida get arrested for doing anything to someone else in a public bathroom even if you just you know you'll wash your hands and like hey so let's take it a pop Oh in there it can't be in here right now but that brings us to the end of our slash man let's hope you enjoyed the video and if you did leave a like down below subscribe to see more content and as always I'll be seeing you

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Length: 13min 19sec (799 seconds)

Published: Mon May 06 2019