r/Comedyheaven | Pitbull moment

[Music] hey there guys welcome to mk my name is jack and today you must be here for some laffy laffys because today's video is all about comedy heaven don't worry you aren't dead but hopefully you do die laughing let's go opinions on magnets i love magnets more than my own father wait so do you love magnets more than your father or you love magnets more than your father 13 richest kids and teenagers in the world 2020 edition ryan ah all 13 of them they're all named ryan it's just the one person he's just 13 different bodies of one ask reddit why the freak can't we just spell it wednesday i know right this was like the worst word for me to try and spell him back in grade one oh who am i kidding i was back in grade eight two no subject from balfourd campbell do you want some mangoes sent from windows mail oh god oh they're sending mangoes in through the windows quick barricade them up my only guess from this is that the local fruit market is trying a new sales tactic i had a dream that you were my therapist but all you did was call me a beach sandy beach pikachu no that's not thunderbolt reserved already is it yeah sorry another buyer made a payment already why she's just there texting constantly why oh god why wise words from burger king breathe the farts of change interpret that how you will i'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow ah you're fat why what was that for man where would that even come from also learn to spell your name jack better gosh not recommended 11.9 hours on record so he's somewhat legit in saying this what happened i used to play this on my mac and now they removed mac support what the frick and the developer responded but they're named dad sorry [Laughter] i mean at least they're apologizing that's some progress stop condoning under it i freaked your mom underage wait what i don't think that's made the situation better sir shout out to the girl i stabbed with a pencil in grade 6. i didn't want to do that i'm really sorry today's video is feeling less like comedy heaven and more like everyone apologizing at the weirdest and most inappropriate times i love we dem i'm only 10. you were so young that's against the law why do you do that i am a savage billy whatever you're smoking is clearly giving you a sense of schizophrenia because you're just you're talking to yourself buddy are you aware you were talking to yourself i do not understand the context of this photo at all i assume this is someone's emails and notifications but they got an email from donald trump but you're running out of welcome that's what it's an important notice from the president himself we're at defcon one with welcome mats john cena said i hate serbia because he is albanian he never said that he said that you suck on our slash the baby the baby should change his name to toddler in a few years because babies turn into toddlers after a few years yes we get the joke it's still funny you don't need to explain it that it makes the joke worse when you explain it my song called bongus oh man it's only got five views i'm gonna go watch it and support him i watched it but he's told me at the end of the video i i have to watch his other videos i i can't escape it's a trap don't do it he'll tell you to watch the other videos and you have to now because he's being really sweet and friendly to you and you just you feel too bad if you say no don't do it guys don't follow the trap like things i'm not naked stop disliking my freaking videos i don't even know what's going on and i'm so concerned that over 6 000 people are watching this video of this little kid talking about not being naked this prestige boulder engineering company says engineering touch the tooth do it doof my bed bid my doof just seen a spongebob show on the tv why the yellow man don't leave the octopus alone because seeing other people suffer at our expense is funny oh amazing eastern tattoo what does it say it says turkey sandwich hello this is roger from doordash pick a number between four wrong no food for you what why roger please gonna eat this all up i made a stew it was awesome i love potatoes i love you too wait what was in the stew can't wait to have a nice delicious bread serving of eat the ball say do you have a six pack of the eat the ball attention thanks for your attention i would very much like to become a member of this page you have been a member since 29th of january 2018 and added by maria so shirelle oh that's okay thank you ah i too can't wait till i'm old and in terrible with technology only for the younger generations to take screenshots of my dumbfoundedness and share it on the internet for all to laugh and see i'll be bringing joy to the world at my idiotsy i mean idiocracy jesus oh god i'm starting already the newest pokemon president elmo is that a banana on his head or a feather jesus such expensive moves to use cookie monster kill and mean when elmo was talking you shut your trap otherwise your booty will get gee i do not know what to say about this one he is far too smiley to have such violent attack moves let's kill boo what jesus is what if you really want to confuse someone about internet meme culture send them this photo this is this is all you need to send and watch them squirm to try and find the joke oh no someone actually used this as the image for princess leia hey ralph logan can be a princess if he wants to me rapping fast oh buddy yuba you've got a bit of a spelling mistake there you should probably fix that before you see jail time it's astounding how one little letter missing can change an entire word into something horrifying question from duster guys where is target i need to go to target to get some juice and popcorn but i'm lost can you help me find it what the hell is this even on a nintendo ds oh a wii i i don't even know by the looks of the characters avatars and the back button there i'm assuming this is a wii if you see this in australia get away immediately what even is that is that like a puffer fish but with a kangaroo's nose or something this is not a real animal [Music] it's cute but there's something about it that makes it look horrifying as well i'm fed up with this world how much you want about that car is just stationary though no doubt the high view count is everyone thinking he actually got hit by a car at first i lulled and then i serious oh no the joker wouldn't like that hey eminem tell me a joke hmm your rap career what the frick boogie yeah okay whoever designed this is terrible at making memes i mean is that the joke that this is so terribly done i don't know maybe i'm completely missing the point of this oh god i can see the comments now just laughing at me my terrible obliviousness sad one tonight boys just cremated barry why are you so giddy that announcement and that face do not work together today's youtube videos that you're going to look up after this seal farts after looking directly at me yeah i bet you liked it didn't you human you like seeing me fart you find it adorable i am japanese will you make friends with me i am an ordinary man i am japanese i want to be friends with you video distribution to the world personally i love that youtube approves of and allows people to make youtube ads like this or just youtube videos in general they're they're terrible they're terribly designed terribly done but that's what makes them so pure dad posts a really weird selfie i'm assuming he just got a haircut and a very close one too and you just know that mom's totally into it ouch sizzle calm down you two diary number 30 superman is coming to school diary 31 humiliation ah shattered youth it's what gets me going every morning jesus minion memes for moms hell yeah when you swallow [Laughter] [Music] oh my god oh my god oh i wasn't i was expecting it to be cringy we love it how cringey it is i was i was not expecting to approve of a minion meme today dummy co sexy lingerie online store owned by me uh i'm democo please please send me your bra sizes millions of windows computer owners discover incredible trick do this today i am not doing that today ever in fact i'm never going to do this honestly how the hell is this even comfortable who who thought this was a good idea in fact it was so yet who approved of it a slash title hitler with tits there's a subreddit for literally everything these days there you go redditers there's your fun for the day oh my god sonic says freak you sonic sonic is awesome shut the fudge up sonic is not important not cool and dumb yeah fight kids in the sandbox fight fight fight claw claw attack stand attack now you stand attack quick now use thunderbolt we were sending each other flirtatious memes but haven't really spoken about feelings yet i was going to send more obvious memes to show how i really feel but her dog died and i am comforting her now we'll post another update tomorrow if i have anything to share good luck man thank you hope she is a couch why would you say [Laughter] by far the strangest of goodwill comments i've come across so far this is my swag face yeah okay football you're about five years behind buddy would you rather drive the ford unfocus or ford escaped maybe even the jeep wrangles or the dodge challenge god damn it it's so dumb but i love it i love the dumb ones the tom ones are the best now i'm personally gonna go for the ford unfocus because although it's blurry i can just grab some glasses and i'll be fine the others i i don't think you can drive the other ones i just drink chocolate milk and feel so powerful i'm going to smash my monitor what the hell even connects them why would you consider doing that i am never drinking chocolate milk again happy birthday spongebob squarepants didn't mean to add those uh yeah just just ignore those i'm deleting them now i've had enough of matt hancock bringing his ukulele to interviews i know this is photoshopped but it makes the interview look so much more interesting to watch i'm i'm totally on board of this more instrumental implementation towards our political interviews please countries with bees the yellow symbolizing the bees wait what are all these yellow dots in the oceans wait is that actually a thing are there bees all the way out there my god they're pirate bees my uncle terry everyone say hi terry hi terry thank you terry do you know who bofa is yes both of these nuts noted i'm sorry and then proceeding to explain the joke he clearly knows what the joke is buddy i'm sorry for trying to prank you please like me i'm so sorry squallets thirty dollars i am selling squads one hundred 100 real genuine squirrel asking 30 sperm i have 22 in stock jesus christ in box for your order i can also do googly eyes colored fur and wacky haircuts no squirrels were harmed in the making found dead that doesn't make it any better how much like what's going on in your neighborhood if you're finding over 22 dead squirrels to the frequency that you think you can make a decent sale of them every time ah ben and jerry's also known as big gay ice cream today is my birthday bro party i watch the movie bro bro party i have cancer bro bro party bro party from tom c good value 5 star very sturdy and easy to use this is the photo he shed i'm going to assume this is for a wig maybe i don't know but my god that is a perfect smile ground and elevated views from what seems to be the 420 smokers convention of 2001 and someone is just going to town with their lord and savior i know we read things interpreting like that's what they're saying as they typed that but like can you imagine someone saying this as they're typing it just screaming as they casually type and make sure they're doing caps lock for added effect what did you think of this video help us improve youtube it is excellent please tell us why it's just it's everything it's inspiring it's enjoyable it's informative it's it's life-changing and just oh it's it's heartwarming i hate everything wiki hatebot i hate at hertz we are sorry to hear this please dm us your concerns to help it's about we are not bots we're real people trying to address your concerns no no the person you're responding to is a bot as stated previously we are real people a part of a social media management team addressing your concerns thank you hurts look in the sky there's something flying over your head oh it's the joke would this be a good video recommendation for you note video doesn't play base your answer on the image and text i floated the toilet in chipotle five stars yeah great like a bus that is not like a boss that's like someone ready to die it's obviously photoshopped but i still even like applying science to this whole scenario there is no way he'd be able to comfortably sit there like that update from senable i'm not a communist anymore back in august of 2018 i left the communist movement i still believe in cheap college not free but cheap and free medicare i acknowledged that i was wrong now nearly a year after i left the movement i have learned many lessons i've discovered the art of story writing my new aspiration and philosophy which has made me wise beyond my years thank you and have a nice day this is all from his original video which is tim right there in that image that's the way that it's written is it does not come across as a little kid i'll have to say that eight unforgettable disasters in football that we'll never forget oh god oh god this is coming after me man it's coming after me his coach is on the side of the field yo minecraft merging support you might want to check this bug out they started doing that after they broke their crossbows even mojang is just like oh wow like there's nothing else they can say about this just yup okay we gotta fix that hello everyone i received a review copy of pokemon sword and i'm now authorized to share my thoughts it freaking sucks on now zero out of ten stop this instant or i will contact my attorney harry potter is now played by chief keith he is not uh one this is not a drill dear men please stop wearing cargo shorts brought feed shut hell up i mean you probably incorrectly spelt it on purpose i'm going to assume that rainwater harvesting tank thanks to reddit are atheism okay that's actually kind of sweet hilarious weird and funny i i have so many mixed emotions about this actually i don't know where to start what the what is he going on no i won't leave my friends life is bad let me die arabic comedy movies what what the hell are you producing hello sir tell us a little about yourself my nose is so oily that in case you kiss my nose you will become fat oh oh that okay happy birthday it's an apple cake oh but what's this inside it's an iphone what's in the iphone it's an apple you get an apple that's what you get for cheating on me jessica dad why is my sister's name rose because your mother loves roses thanks dad no problem freedom of navigation operations what i was literally posted by the us navy i i i don't get it i'm really oblivious to this kind of stuff hitler's alligator the last german prisoner of war in russia okay that is an incredibly interesting story forget war heroes i want to know the tales about like genocidal maniacs pets the italian word of the day artichoke i have to choke you out please flush urinals after using ah that explains the failed threat a group where everything is just so random how catalan language works they sell bears they sell bones then in osos bones are coming then enos bears [Laughter] ah it confuses and hurts my brain can't reach 100 charge them all connect all the plugs to a matching socket oh it's a game that's what's the donkey's got to do with it like for emo comment for swag move on to the next meme full less cringe i'm a gamer really what game do you play fortnite boom god damn she built up a wall updated info on kanye west he loves this chair why look at all the other comfy chairs around you but why this one no no this isn't funny this is a terrible looking chat that that would be so uncomfortable within like 10 minutes where's the back support where's the cushion for your pushing nah man this is this is wrong this is this isn't funny this is just frustrating i'm sorry guys i'm just very passionate about what my butt's on oh slash that happened i drew this gun all by myself wow yeah that's really creative buddy from memes of the dank okay boomer my dad thomas stop being so noisy me just casually farting so loud you just got vectored am i losing touch am i am i the only one not really understanding the joke here aside from him someone farting very publicly i i don't know i'll just resort to the awkward laughter you make when you want to just be a part of a group mac and cheese only one dollar does it come half eaten though is is that part of the package oh my god he's back the interesting person from japan will you make friends with me why does he still want me to be his friend it's so uncomfortable with the mask and now he's trying to entice me with delicious japanese sushi my weakness funky barn review posts this post contains spoilers be careful the barn isn't actually funky hey y'all so i've been seeing this girl and i'm trying to convince her that me snorting her birth control pills will make us completely infertile for the whole month and she says i'm wrong can anybody please help back me up with this she's cool as hell and she buys me fruit snacks sometimes i don't want to lose out on a good thing thank you in advance ah personally i'd love to meet this girl of yours so i can say to her to run run for the hills get away from him oh my god that's all 40 sheep what we should only have 37 i know i rounded them up all right you keep this up i'm going to take away your balls no please man not the no not the ones we play fetch with oh oh merchandise sale go home with lots of convenience segway to the next meme this is a deal that that dog in the last picture isn't going to enjoy doing god damn it i can't take a leak in my pool dylan did you have to quote him and why have you made him pose giving a thumbs up he's like he's like squishing into his pecs why okay buddy i want you to give us a thumbs up but really really fist your ribs just really dig them in there buddy i ran through an entire country with diarrhea why are you sharing this post from adult swim kyle you know what that i don't care that's a show i'd watch don't even know the context or story i don't i don't care i want to see kyle get onto it adult swim all known deaths on icarly 2018. oh this image got suddenly very dark peepee planet interesting fact of the day the average person that was the interesting fact of the day four exercises that'll make your baby so tight it becomes okay i'm gonna i'm gonna look through the list of uh people who shared this and make sure i never come across those women in my life air conditioner yeah well i mean it is if you're poor enough like me i wish i wish i lived somewhere with air conditioning death stranding pc players discover norman reedus has no peepee in game wait you're telling me the game designers don't design the pp on all their characters blasphemy they should all have pee pees at least nine inches like the normal human size [Music] why i want to fist fight god why are these guys sitting around like if they're having a really deep discussion you guys are looking way too professional for this i don't have to be impressed or to be weirded out a horse walks into a bar the bartender says why the long face the horse replies my alcoholism is destroying my family my dad sent this to me except he forgot to actually attach the review so i was left with this forwarding funniest review ever this is an actual customer review from a man on amazon and it's literally just a photo of someone holding in their butt just send back a laughing emoji i'm sure it'll be fine oh oh no no no maybe just save up one of those inflatable tyrannosaurus rex costumes don't don't go to this don't go to this well everybody that does us for a bit of mk today before we go we've got a bit of fan art to shout out for today's fan art is from the wimp 100 who has titled it we need this as a body pillow and it's oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god [Laughter] i was expecting art not perfection i endorse this creation and i will encourage its development it's something you can snuggle up to at night and use as a washboard for your dirty clothes abby dabbies thank you for the wimp for awakening something in me like this video if you enjoyed today's content support the channel in the best way you can you can also subscribe if you're new to the channel or haven't thought about subscribing yet seriously what's wrong with you why haven't you subscribed be sure to check out some more videos on the channel while you're at it but with that all said of course it is time for us to go so i will say my farewells my name has been jack you've been a lovely person to talk to and i will see you next time [Music] bye

Channel: EmKay

Views: 899,373

Rating: 4.9283156 out of 5

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Id: _lsHZWK4OZQ

Length: 25min 14sec (1514 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 30 2020