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you've been hit by you've been struck by a moose genital shamone [Music] how's it going everybody welcome back to m'kay my name is Robin and today I'm gonna be perusing through our /me IRL let's get right into it folks British people be like I don't know if I'm busy that day let me check my schedule oh what a weird dog maybe it dragon high cloud I like this sudden headcanon of exactly how small animals speak in their heads my mom at the checkout you must not fail go me being sent out to find onions every time mom come on why can't you remember man shoots himself in the penis while robbing a Chicago hot dog stand a wiener for a weiner sources dude trust me all right dude I trust you yikes that sounded kind of depressing better put a lmao in there to throw them off gotta soften the blow yo mofos got a silencer I got a loud answer me at friends house friend so what do you want to do me I don't know it's your house I don't know you're the guest I don't know it's your house this will go on forever me murders an entire village and sets everything on fire minecraft he attack he attack but most importantly he attack you ever noticed a hammer looks like a weed guy swinging a baseball bat no I didn't but now I can never unsee that thank you sorry we are closed due to short staff hire taller staff cuz I need to talk oh cool recipe for anyone struggling with depression bread I'll do you one better can I interest you in a Miracle Whip sandwich in ratatouille when linguini brings Remy back to his apartment and gets all embarrassed and it's like it's not much to a rat that's my level of insecurity - hood same gotta click these bad boys a few times before using them yeah you know that's right the headlines should clearly be Kim Jong ill come on journalists don't make me do your job for you no no please maybe you should do their jobs for them Julius Caesar's assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part apart from the fact that 60 people agreed to stab him and he only had 23 stab wounds sounds about right 60 people did you know you can just start screaming basically anywhere it's not illegal or anything I learned that a long time ago that's what my youtube channel was I don't think this is working out I feel like you never listen to a word I say lol my bacon looks like a seahorse now his priorities are just in the right place I found a way to make my penis twelve inches long fold it in half Hellyeah mother-fricker looks like me in the third grade except that was a little bit scrawny er hearing my voice in my head hearing my voice in videos sorry bro can't relate it baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don't take Latin or Greek Accio literally I summon Lumos freaking light expel e Armas expel weapon oh I wonder what lava corpus does you dump bastard you illiterate it's called levy corpus it lifts someone's body it levies yo God corpus her my any ghost wrote this and she's right I mean come on thirty thousand years of evolution to improve senses and survive in the wild has led to this beautiful moment dog eats burrito and one second ain't that the truth burritos beware you've got a new way pecs predator on your hands how companies think we see prices well technically they're not wrong there's a reason they list it like that look enough hey bro you still have that owl for sale owl what owl no I guess it was a dream lol okay must have been a cool dream I need to get out of this bed or I'm gonna be late for the couch same except swap couch with desk chair me tries to eat cake at 2 a.m. plastic cake container now wall of china knows you're here seriously did they manufacture those things to sound that loud or what imagine trying to explain this to your future self two months ago I don't want to imagine that do you want to learn to play the banjo no thanks I see there are quite a few tabs torn off though when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and then good old boys are drinking whiskey and rye guess this will be the day that i die when you're sleeping on the couch and someone wakes you up and tells you to go to your bed excuse me but I fell asleep or I fell asleep you shut up and leave me alone the most famous teens on tick tock just broke up Gabe searching boys we got to find who the hell it's human nature to give too much of a crap about people that you'll never ever meet I missed the homies oh I agree my man hang in there okay our kids again sue me in the US on my fourth week of lockdown there are 72 thousand 519 stones in my walls I've counted them many times someone in Italy on their sixth week but have you named them yet not yet my tongue finding the popcorn kernel in my tooth my finger trying to find it many whales are bigger than Big Bird and that's like his fricking thing whales are but a small speck in the eyes of Jupiter you blubber nuggets bang Jupiter facts go hard my friend how are you so good at talking me the night before thinking of every possible conversation you got a prep for everything guys if you're under 30 and your email address isn't a gmail account you're a serial killer oh thank god I move to Gmail a good while ago that way nobody will know I'm a serial killer now I'm safe no you can't just ignore my defense mechanism and eat me ha ha mouths go ah just a polite tall dutch guy two concert I should get this shirt too I'm not tall I'm just generally disappointing to people Hyup I certainly feel that ants when I step on their stupid frickin pile of dirt that took them two thousand eight years to build someone do you have a special talent me oh my god it's not just me then thank the Lord are you a boy or a girl I'm dead a fine gender see we told you there was more than two I don't give a single heck about a stranger's opinion on the Internet I'm way more interested in garlic bread have you ever eaten freaking garlic bread it's delicious that strange-looking dog is on to something I mean I talk about garlic bread 90% of the time I'm chatting with folks me adding nevertheless in my essay for a little razzle-dazzle that'll get you an a-minus six-year-old with one arm takes on PGA Tour Pros and loses that's an article you love to see suspect I ain't talkin cop sharpens knife we got ways of making people talk cuts a piece of cake can I have some cake is for stalkers oh don't do that that's just inhumane movie dialogue movie soundtrack we one more panel that takes it up a notch for the sound effects me and my profile pic versus me in the zoom meeting come on at least shower maybe get yourself some coffee you know also make yourself a 2d animated cartoon not that hard my anxiety thinking that everyone hates me my depression telling me no one cares enough about me to hate me mariokart mariokart is a video game designed to realistically simulate what driving is like in Italy now I just imagine bullet bills being a regular occurrence in Italy and it's driving me wild thinking about the guy who bowled a perfect game on 9/11 look I'm sure he wasn't a hundred percent aware of what was going on at the time and if he was I mean you go Bill denial I can't believe it's not butter anger what not butter bargaining of coded B butter depression this is not butter unbelievable acceptance unsalted margarine me pours that last bit of cereal from the box the cereal oh oh no thanks one upload equals five push-ups repost if you're brave me physically unable to do one pushup I'd have to put the limit on a hard seven and a half push-ups that's all I can give you me needs toilet at 3:00 a.m. we can go in smart or we can go in loud and dumb no you always go for loud and dumb assert your dominance in that 24 hour IHOP how do I put myself into a coma without killing myself and without permanent brain damage my life sucks and I would commit suicide but I think I might want to wake up later I don't really want to die I have a roommate so they would find update lol I don't want to die I want to go to sleep for like a month update - to all you idiots incapable of literacy I didn't ask how to improve my current circumstances I asked how to induce a coma that is fair that is what he asked for when there's no next episode button to click on that's when the panic sets in because you got to find something just as good when people ask how I learned to fix computers I just keep googling stuff and it keeps working the Crocs are finally returning to rivers nature is healing we are the virus oh my freaking God we have to just keep washing dishes and putting them away and putting more food on them and washing them again over and over and over again until we die yes because that is the bare minimum for being an adult gents so you know what deal with it isn't it weird how we pay money to see other people you mean prostitution concerts or movies glasses there are two types of people in this world saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier and I hope he got it me too he probably needs it a lot and times are tough right now I'm so lonely why must I live this life alone in solitude will this loneliness ever end don't freaking touch me anyways here's Wonderwall why is your ukulele so big I feed it well when you see some children dropping your jewelry into lava guess I'll die the microwave the food the bowl show me the nitric oxide formula please no oh wow so you want to do it the hard way huh you can't just post a random photo you found on the internet and expect people to get it the photo ah ah ah there it is me tries to walk quiet through the house at 4:00 a.m. my ankles can someone please explain to me why this phenomenon happens to nearly everybody please God ban the phrases in these uncertain times or in this together from commercials indefinitely Burger King isn't your friend it's a freaking fast food chain marketing agencies respond quicker than the government that is very true and they always will when will the skate park be reopened when there's not a pandemic I'm a tad more worried about businesses and the well-being of working adults than a skate park that's because you can't kickflip Greg Oh Greg you just got served dude dead inside but still horny more photos of me seriously how are people getting these the new bagless Dyson Soul Harvester only $8.99 99 hey little man how's it going yeah Bart would you like to say grace God we paid for all this ourselves so thanks for nothing yeah God when are you gonna start chipping in for groceries man me the least drunk my friends trying to give me their McDonald's orders orders no I'm just getting a bag with like 37 cheeseburgers in it will nibble on that me paying my rent with negative oil barrel money water is so nice water doesn't call me an idiot I've got no proper response that's totally fair when you get an extremely rare item during the tutorial and the game lets you keep it seriously I want to know real quick if this phenomenon is true for everybody else keep an eye out for your local Domino's drivers keep track of how many times the car is a piece of garbage and how many times the car is really nice because hey the amount of dominoes drivers I've seen with Porsches and stuff is really strange and makes me think I'm in the wrong business when it's so quiet that your ears start ringing silence silence buying $1.00 for 25 cents merchants can sell any type of item to any kind of merchant man you got some good skills there Bert have you seen my wastepaper basket ask me that again and look into my eyes sometimes I'm Ernie sometimes I'm Bert inside of you there is an Ernie there was also a Bert you are a muppet you were hired to build a suspension bridge I know this thing could collapse any minute probably this is completely unsatisfactory you mean you can feel it feel what the suspense so what kind of pictures would you like to see I want pictures of spider-man don't we all but no one on tinder ever gives them to us I wonder if he's thinking about me I need to reach that tree before that car all died I gave birth to you mom me using logic in an argument look by now if you haven't learned that you can never technically beat your mom in any kind of argument you're gonna have a really rough time the rest of your life her go deeper me sorry all out of caja I wish I could pull the sat out of you like this I don't think it's working Jim I think you're just pulling out my lymphatic system what would that not help you feel better maybe happier this is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day we don't have kids we are adults we pay bills and we drink water from a whale money well spent seriously I want one of those I've always wanted one of these stupid things yes just completed a 4-minute task time to rest for three and a half hours you got to give yourself plenty of beauty rest okay what's worse than a heartbreak stepping on your dog's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry I think he knows you're sorry boy age 9 so obsessed with gaming that he plays for 6 hours a day are you kidding me that's insulting lilo April 23rd 2021 there are 65 people in the US named Joshua Swain April 25th 2021 there are 1 people in the u.s. named Joshua Swain what the hell happened here I'd like to know too the bad guy just waiting power rangers introducing themselves one by one and we've been over this the bad guys are polite for waiting for them to finish when you die and six black guys start to dance with your coffin really don't like that shop imagine getting away with murder 20 years ago and then some [ __ ] drops a documentary on Netflix bringing it back up Frick when bartenders find new jobs after all the bars closed down one accidental move and he's in some trouble I never ever know what to do in this exact situation but nine times out of ten I chose wrong anyway a hedgehog screaming at the ground this is what I look like when I try to do a push-up at the gym never thought I'd relate to a hedgehog so much you can do whatever you like with my image my music remix it re-release it whatever just never make me boring Freddie Mercury gets trapped in a slide and calls out for Mama ASMR well they didn't make him boring today when someone asks how life is going no come on you know when people ask they do not expect you to answer honestly because then that'll annoy them YouTube's recommending me a good video me telling myself I'm gonna go to sleep right after watching this 112 other good recommended videos me at 5 a.m. every single night people in animal suit will not be tolerated at our stores go to other restaurant beast man no fur man and Burger King jeez I heard that Burger King is eventually going to come out with a new whopper that contains 100% furry meat me come on do something also me I'm bored what should we do we should rip off our skin and flesh and sneak into the cemetery as a prank yes yeah guys what the hell are you doing what you doing taking a bath send pic bye I can grant you one wish but I have one condition when you die your soul will be mine cool I wish to be immortal then it's a deal wait a minute I'm so freakin pissed off I just realized they're called pancakes because they're cakes you making a frying pan Frick English waterfall oh my freaking God I'm furious yeah English is pretty great isn't it nose I just type nose with my nose heart what the Frick John are you okay John John just went straight up Temple of Doom on your man I'm sorry gasps wegg kinder gasp away children those Germans are up to something oh Jesus Christ who's that Pokemon twenty-five-year-old me that's a freaking TV is that the Pope I didn't know he liked that song do we got something in common well Millennials finally stopped going out for avocado toast can everybody afford a house now yeah I've already bought like five I guess those boomers were right can I eat all of this macaroni probably I can I went on a journey of self-discovery today well in that case I go on a journey of self-discovery every single night sometimes multiple times every night I mean eating a lot of macaroni guys calm down the brain is the most important part of the body hey it may be the most important but it's also the dumbest and I hate it and I want a new one where can I get one gotta find me a bed on eBay huge bed $12,000 fancy bed $10,000 let's go lowest to highest phone case toothbrush yep I feel that so hard only thing worse is when you find ads on Craigslist for free items and then when you click on it that's when they tell you the real price North Korean leader Kim Jong Yoon recently underwent cardiovascular surgery that reportedly went fricken terrible and now the [ __ ] is in critical condition this guy is human garbage but I got a respect to clean fade I mean that's not something he did next create your community name our slash going to work that name isn't going to work pretty sure it is this when it's your day but no one talks about it sad earth noises God the big dumb me I think God did that to like 80% of us people on social media that don't post anything hey up there yeah you can stay rent-free just keep liking my tweets please lactose intolerant people when they realize they live in the Milky Way up there they go into the void stop them you missed your chance pal they're filthy water are blessed ground if you see a horrid beast evolving push it back in don't need no stinky evolution in my house you got no money no get out of here me waking up to play video games after playing video games all night yo what game though I've been playing that pinball game on Windows XP from my vast experience in watching cartoons that car is very tired no it's for tired count them up my friend when you win a match at 3:00 a.m. and you hear your parents clapping from their room they love me that's exactly what's happening this watermelon if I cannot reproduce nobody else will another triumph for the seedless watermelon I need more seedless watermelon comics in my life how many days until for 2020 420 days you can only reblog this once 2020 will be a good year top 10 anime photos taken only a few months before tragedy no yikes holy crap is this a stroller that Tony Hawk invented put that crap back this is not the year more than 20 sealed coffins discovered near Luxor Egypt yeah please put them back we don't need that crap I cry a lot for someone who isn't even that hydrated it's fine you're probably just crying urine at this point me finally takes my schizophrenia medication my homie Jerome there he goes good riddance stay out of my brain me in front of my parents me in front of my friends me in front of my girlfriend me in the shower I feel like when you're in the shower you're not completely in this universe you're kind of like in a Twilight Zone so to speak me my wife I you are on this Wi-Fi but we do not grant you the rank of connected me Denny's always open except when they aren't apparently what the hell made focaccia quiz have you made the bone Appetit to focaccia yet or do you live with someone who can Jesus maybe they just wanted to make something tasty why you gotta be like that hey are you free to hang out tomorrow hmm to do tomorrow emergency eye exam all day I don't see why not God my mom not very smart but very social my dad very smart but antisocial me stupid and anti-social got the best of both genes I like how ads have gone from buy a Toyota to this is a difficult and uncertain time for us all buy a Toyota and just like that we've come to the end of today's video always remember if you enjoyed make sure to drop a like down below and if you really enjoyed consider subscribing and clicking the bell icon and until next time I'll be seeing you you

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Id: FceImZBOaCE

Length: 19min 50sec (1190 seconds)

Published: Sun May 24 2020