r/Comedyheaven | do i look like Kinnu Rive?

join choir duh hey I hate what's up guys and welcome back to ma my name is Damian and today we're looking through our slash comedy heaven ketchup on your eyes and forehead and ketchup on the back your head catch up around the top your head catch up on your entire head and I know which one I want pineapple as' you just failed spelling pineapples why are you on the Internet hey did you know that pineapples grow on trees did you just misspell pineapples yeah sorry autocorrected we're talking right now what the hell wipes forehead don't wipe my forehead again how atheists make smoothies YUM is that goo on Ellen I wish I could do a griot voice so I could say something here but I can't I kind of want to you think you'd pay Steve Carell like a certain amount money just walk around his grew all the time I wonder masta Waianae turned myself into a tangerine I'm tangerina the further I read the more I realized it was a pickle Rick joke in the worst I felt today's three year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps me when I was three eight mud and now 23 well nothing's changed submarine racing championships so intense females be like female noises you said it for rug food $200 data 150 dollars rent $800 candles $3,600 utility 150 dollars someone who's good at the economy please help me budget this my family's dying that spend less on candles now mr. bean funny could you imagine I don't think Wayne Rooney ever laughed once in his life I think he just says funny imagine performing comedy in front of an audience full of Wayne Rooney just going funny every time you said a joke I'd feel so intimidated carts you flush label P&G and clipart the toilet and wash hands I mean whatever you say revenge $1 sweet wipe me when I'm eating I'm happy cheese me when I'm happy from a grill thanks Kraft singles I want to apologize to everyone for the internet giving me a platform please tell me this is real that's whatever you want it to be Carsten I mean hey man you're the beauty look I'm making the big youtube bucks over here you make it real allocate some of the funds that are getting your anime wife I hate you this much wow you suck please go away hey who's that fancy looking frog in the background there yo mama's so stupid she thought minecraft was in real life say what Brody please can use this in your next video I have staged the canned car is Brody down in a Heineken Mario I have screwed up the cobblestone generator please forgive me 10 haunting photos taken moments before disaster number 5 cobblestone generator the last thing you want to happen to your Skyblock cobblestone generator is Luigi screwing it up there is no room for forgiveness and all I feel is anger do not eat Apple I have tapes please not sorry I got to eat my Granny Smith you look like ariana grande really you really think so just climbed this game Mountain I don't ask why my body's covered in deinterlacing lines don't worry about it Tenten I'm still hungry so I'm going back for seconds I hate it I wonder where I'll be three years from now I'm in my bedroom yeah alright I can remove bloodstains it's gone works best when it's fresh so call immediately a little trick my aunt taught me works for blood only no other bodily juices or oils I'm waiting for your call man cleans it up quick I like that he's a businessman I like bananas because they have no bones a song by George Elric 19:36 a classic really my dad emailed this to me Botox a me percent of boys have girlfriends rest 20% are having a brain that's a 15 epic boys quotes Joker's ultimate quotes quotes uploader yo anyone else in orders I look identical debroglie from Dragon Ball Z except for every physical part of my body including my hair and face yoga poses for spine health oh I know you don't want me to I know you're not expecting me to pronounce any of these correctly all right I'll start with the first one I'm gonna just tell these the O the N the backwards D the you katha sana and the cattle all right I'll give it my best shot dhanurasana the Majoris onna the US Tristana the cat asana and cattle excuse me not a single cell phone in sight just people living in the moments beautiful chick-fil-a is officially America's favorite fast-food restaurant imagine if we opened on Sundays had to get everyone else like Wendy's a chance to make money your mom's a ho me on my way to talk to God me coming back after talking to God and I've been made a bear and a lion man hey dude my dong is so long it stretches from A to Z on the keyboard that's two keys holy crap ROFL a please don't show this to anyone dad don't worry I won't I'll just post it on smartphone comm hey P Katara's PPAP and then he uploaded another song everyone must die hey you good men DISA poopoo do d Sipapu doo doo the George Lopez show's final episode date aired on May 8 2007 coincidentally the drug war related murders in Mexico Rose ever since 2007 just sayin frog status frickin dead a snapchat from an 8 year old she's miserable jadon get you phone at my face before get out of this bed hey poo how are you you want to know how I piglet they took my freaking I took my eyes trending on gaming yesterday a debate on whether Wario does or does not have nipples and then shredding the United Kingdom was false god the nippleless Wario was the false god we all know he has a couple of nips at least to my fat friend me trying to touch his boobs if you're a homey and alone touch listen if your homies lonely you got a couple of man boobs one cop-a-feel once or twice maybe three times it's what homies do as long as you say no homo is not gay updated recently flying gorilla hey would you add inversion 2.55 wings okay friends take a moment your name is you my name is me okay now say who was fool you know me no know you me and that you updated your profile picture to that oh oh I hate that image already this is County heaven that's putrid there's a special layer and elver what I just witnessed hey this is Carolyn I'm with the yearbook and I need a summer pictures of you have any fun summer pictures you'd like on the summer page please send them to me I'd really appreciate it I'll be eatin breakfast no it was delicious my gam-gam made me drink it every Friday mention you me the belt president peace gam-gam hot banana last couple of five-star reviews at UPS hello what can I do if I have issues with your website to put my address or in any of your and any of your support can resolve it but this type of it should not exist in your robot support my package is in my city for 4 days but I can't get it hi general have you tried accessing the website with a different browser is that a Star Wars set Jordan Luke I love Star Wars and Lego and finally I get to reenact my favorite scene from Star Wars and build George Lucas with four point zero five billion dollars very hot nothing beats a good scissor screw rock beats scissors bro yeah and Tifa white supremacist I just want to grill for God's sake just let me grill can I be Hokage is that right is a Hokkaido Hokage knowing anime it's probably Hokage you probably like do each syllable separately you anime kids you wacky anime kids can I be a Hokage I'm black of course the ninja cleans no discriminate on skinny Keller but on your ninja skills how Oh 63 years old that's how oh we have three hulks and then that poor boys been kidnapped by the gang of Hulk to be raised as one of their own should halo infinite be set in India heart for yes like for now The Cat in the Hat got a smack on his nose for trashing the house of little girl rose the cat in this hat wasn't taking no smack and he gave that little girl one straight back he was charged and forced to go into jail his cell menon tourism like he's the see to a whale now his only hat is attached to a chair he cries for God but he isn't there Jesus it's really morbid you look like Robert Downey jr. that's not who that is M F 1922 what's your name jet plane hot f-22 jet plane wait has a plane use omegle the only reply to my cooking video jus okay Joe look at them if medical marijuana saved then why I'd turned mom into a Juggalo hey what the Juggalo juggle Liv my mom reacts to my hentai drawing kinda looks like me naked that's something you want to say Alexander of Anarchy R / Kanye Kanye West Kanye West bruh give me a kiss WTF get your gay self off my post but under the table I mean Loki who you say no homo will give you a smooth just me casually morning with my fellow Avengers seriously though how could they cut this out in loving memory of Tony Stark I Love You 3000 that's so the one look like Canoe Reeve yes you do hey mom my friend just got lid ma you left your Bluetooth speaker on you let your Bluetooth speaker down here and it's still on me and your father heard all the come downstairs now lick my balls huh this mobile game ad oh she's pregnant congratulations I was usually happy about it show your man's he'd not he's not too happy about it and now she's sad wait Lily's garden excuse me sir is there something I can help you with no thanks I'm just Li Kang thank you thank you funny 21 people running for president and only one stands against killing babies they both look like they want to go in the town of please don't tell me that town's called my ass let's find out please don't tell me that town's called my ass it is it's called me us God and the town of B us star would suddenly rose from a lake and started vomiting violently locals are very frightened play when you're in the murky waters of me us anything can anything happen Wow it's not even funny listening to somebody that I used to know me my foreskin you didn't have to cut me off and well I didn't look it's mitosis is my daughter sis aunt simulator has been cancelled because all the money was spent on strippers and alcohol I think money well-spent really man this fricking monkey love my dog Bob he looks like crap I don't want anymore the monkey is so casually ripping that dog's hair off he's still a good boy hey bizarro but I can name the three things I love most about South America okay go Andes women sure Andes gold yes Andes nuts no not even really I've learned so much from people who never existed hey Garfield what do they call it oven when you up in the cold food in of out hot eat the food huh what's up number neighbor excuse me what new is this I'm your phone number neighbor we have the same number but one digit off well hello numbered neighbor but this is former President Barack Obama now I'd appreciate if you stop texting me have a good day hello my oh you're not Obama send proof you believe me now oh my god Obama he's Obama how to beat ralph without getting without getting caught by cops I love hit and run what have we spelled people like this peephole that'd be funny I think let's let's let's get it let's make it let's make it happen hey bro we don't stop it I'll have to make you listen to peen was I'm sorry right it's a me polio months ago and that brings us to the end of our slash comedy hevanddan if you like the video just a little bit be sure to leave us a like and subscribe - mm more content but every day we upload - every single day even at least every day if not more until next time I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Length: 13min 55sec (835 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 02 2019

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It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001. In a Muppets Christmas film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of fuck could kermit a terror attack on US soil, however there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses. The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.