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which one of these products would you consider purchasing italy england scotland ireland or none of the above i'd actually like to purchase ireland really it sounds like a lovely place to own anybody watching this from ireland you guys cool with it how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking another look at r slash comedy heaven oh god i can only imagine what we're going to experience today will we end up in hell most likely let's get right in there online teaching assistant certification now only 25 pounds this teacher definitely needs assistance but that's not what we're advertising teacher assistant certification only 25 pounds someone lick my balls no jesus jenner what the hell dude you can't just command it you have to ask nicely maybe get me dinner first you got a billion dollars right this is only the beginning of what download the bible study app no i don't think i will look how bob's fat flows into the radiator hey hey he's fluffy don't you be talking about bob or i'll punch you in the face deep fried boiled eggs i farted when i saw this good for you i guess i am bonnie if you don't know who bonnie is check out five nights and freddy's wow you really are bonnie i'm foxy lol never let me drink and have a broom yo the mad lad dude look at him go sure wish you'd come over to my house and drink and sweep my floor god give me a reason to go to work horses aren't cheap my child i know at least a few girls from high school that would probably post this on facebook i don't know who this guy is but he looks like he's made of cheese [Laughter] oh unique bald eagle on branch collector's item flaming hot cheeto look a thousand dollars i wouldn't say bald eagle on branch i'd say deformed sea horse hey have you tried cheese yes satan i have i really really like cheese why do you ask i found a copy of call of duty black ops in a buffalo wild wings parking lot forgot they made that for diaz oof one of my relatives shared this on facebook if we allow the communists to win the game of golf will be lost forever oh no golf not golf anything but golf gosh darn communists i'd like to introduce to you times person of the year this guy i'm on time magazine just joking it's photoshop i have corn dags for sale five corn dags two for eleven dollars or five for fifty dollars five corn dogs for fifty bucks they must be the best corn dogs ever lucky moments in cricket oh how is that supposed to be lucky please tell me tyler the creator crying and eating mayonnaise he's doing what he's eating what ordinary people's mechanical engineer is he gonna drink that water later rain's pretty grody man epic fart shuts up my wife now this one i would actually like to see because i believe it 100 let me go save yourself tell my family four days later oh i understand you silly goose that's not what she wanted to tell them the 10 fastest dog breeds on this planet whoa that is a big scary looking dog french school asks parents to stop throwing children over the fence when they're late what why they can handle it they're very springy children are incredibly resilient to pretty much everything this is the acute toxicity symbol found on some chemicals this means fun pirate drink it can make you very ill i'm definitely always going to assume fun pirate drink gene the emoji breaks into my house and kills my entire family guy kid's raking in some money though i bet spongebob goes off on franklin what reason could he have to go off on franklin spongebob go back to flippin burgers man what is this insect what kind a green one yes but what is it called harold i'm gonna walk into mcdonald's with this hat on oh you crazy mad lad you look at you go just keep in mind with that hat they're probably only going to allow you to order a happy meal this man plays acid jazz piano for wild elephants and they [ __ ] hate it oh well that's good to know don't play acid jazz piano in your elephants these tweets are so haunting i had a fruit salad as a mid-morning snack the 20 most haunting final tweets from celebrities no that's just on point for gene wilder man come on 80s kids hate the look of a helmet but still want to be safe for a limited time you can have your whole head printed on your helmet call now um no i'm not going to do that you are what you eat unhealthy choices healthy choices yeah i'd much rather be a bunch of soda cans pop-tarts and hot dogs if i saw herobrine i would call my friend kevin but what what are you gonna tell him come on the suspense is killing me what are you gonna tell kevin i have no clue what a sieve is dude it's this oh you mean the whole bowl yeah of course he meant the whole bowl you can't give someone less than a whole bowl i'm never going to buy another horse never no way won't happen well maybe just one more horse golden retrievers can hold eggs in their mouths without breaking them that's a horse sir i think you've got your cat breeds mixed up the hot water is broken how can you send me some photos it looks like this but it's not hot ah i see yes i will fix problem post haste browse gifts to give your dad i don't like that gift at all but i would take that any day over the poopy mug right there okay i eat it it's very yummy just kidding [Laughter] guys we genuinely are stuck in hell it hurts it burns comparison the most kids had by one person paul elden with 300 kids what mystery donor that's not mystery donor if you put a few drops of lemon in your eye it'll become green oh yeah that is true isn't it yeah no it's not don't do that do gotta say though every time one of these damn things comes around online you know it came from 4chan and it's freaking hilarious every time blue oyster cult what's up with that guy what's a person from london called my neighbor's from london and he's called rob yes everybody from london is called rob all of them just heard this loud ass dog bark stfu dog okay wrong sub maybe russell crowe man well we don't know that have you asked them lately they've been making movies making songs and fighting around the world so who knows how they feel now that's a lot of experience to get ikea usa ikea why you think meatball is furniture hello i'm sorry what is the question you are furniture store and sell meatball you think people sit on meatballs use meatballs as desk pretty bad desk how you write on it paper would get all meat juice soaked hey teacher here my homework it is covered in meat water can't accept redo or we give your diploma to trash but i can use diploma trash can't trash can't no it's called trash can lol diagnose injured trooper looks like a cold to me top 10 most muscular animals in the world oh oh it just looks like a giant turd i know it's not real but god damn when they get rid of blucifer at denver airport they should replace him with this guy hi this is doordash connecting to your dasher for updates about your order sorry homie not doing this order getting paid three dollars for seven miles isn't gonna happen lmao [ __ ] you which i'm not coming over there for no three dollar ass burger now you really ain't getting eat some noodles we really should start fighting back against [ __ ] wages seven miles for three bucks baby i'm having a headache let me see okay wait damn looks painful yes normal versus parkour parkour versus normal people in real life there are parkour people that's just how they live fail or pass ten plus five equals penis okay oh it's a poger's face mask sure would have been great if we had the front of his face to put on one of these in 2015 someone did a poop so bad where's the rest of the story was that it adidas unisex child predator soccer shoe i don't know about this one guys i got my car protected oh how sweet of you see that shows you care heaviest thing lifted by chopsticks prunes prunes digital ps5 used for five minutes ha you can't fool me i know that's the digital version i don't see a disc drive anywhere i am so honored to have won the r.l stein creative writing award for the third year in a row the award is given annually to an author named r.l stein i think it's time to change my name i'm going to usurp the throne spell russell wilson with your eyes closed russell wilson damn okay why is someone grabbing that kitten with tongs salad natasha where are you going we're in quarantine since you're already out by sausage sausage natasha what do you mean why it's all been eaten eaten by me natasha thanks snowden live is bad let me die the brakes won't work no i won't leave my friend 13 amazing pets who saved their owners double-sided or one-sided i'll take the genuine tortilla over the imitation tortilla any day that way while i'm watching tv i have at least something to snack on minion for sitting is that all is he just for sitting please say yes how far away from a nuclear bomb is safe six feet actually i'd rather be six feet away from the bomb than a couple miles from the bomb i'll tell you that right now glenn loves spaghetti night well evidently we're gonna call him gluttonous glenn did you know don't get mad when your parents ask you to explain how to use new gadgets they taught you how to use a spoon fine list of swedish people oh is that it dang okay how do i stretch an image like this in a video on sony vegas pro 13. that's the image but i can't quite figure out how to do this all right let me try and decipher this one 2015 beer reading 2025 life sucks billionaire being social equals no success is that what i'm getting from this baby hippo fiona episode 2 the struggle you should get your hand away from her mouth i think she could chomp that crap right off before therapy after therapy wow holy crap you better stay light years away from any business that talks about mental health if this is how they advertise themselves obama really the glizzy gulper trump could never throw that much glizzy yes he could idiot you met obama throat goat he isn't throw coat trump could throw more than him any day well let's prove it huh the game of the year is tiddlywinks i'd believe it i would so believe it toe let three bedroom one drying room one dining room oh thank god four balcony three toilet one kitten or balconies the baby should change his name to toddler in a few years cause babies turn into toddlers after a few years yikes if i don't get there soon that triangle will be uh why do these stop why do these always stop urine plus frogs what happens when you inject urine into frogs i don't know i don't want to know and i think you're insane who did this who put him here probably himself what's the problem close-up of legs of man doing work and his wife asking him not to go yeah that's exactly what this is a photo of enjoy much cheaper items sold by wish don't miss sixty to eighty percent off store uh wait what nineteen dollars oh boy a 19 horse i don't think he's gonna be winning the kentucky derby anytime soon hey made my first piece of fan art for anyone since it's my first time i decided to make robin he's my favorite host no offense to the other hosts i'm new to reddit and i don't know if i posted this before because of my dang internet but enjoy and i thank you kindly it's considerably adorable or at least considerably more adorable than i am and on that super cheap confusing note we've come to the end of another video ladies and gents always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then consider subscribing and clicking that bell icon and until next time we'll see ya

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Length: 12min 54sec (774 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 17 2021