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ac compressor ac compressor for sale 150 or best offer i'm not seeing it looks like i'm perfectly oh god oh dude no oh dude cut your nails why why why is the finger toe why is the finger toe please make the finger show stop [Music] what's up sexy i'm lexi and welcome back to mk we are gathered here today to peruse the cursed shells of crackhead craigslist but first you know we gotta show off some of that lovely fan art from the lovely swizzle swizz well not my best but here's a little guy this is so cute he looks like animal crossing met paper mario and i love it thanks so much for the fan art swizzle swizz and now for our feature presentation i'm sorry you're selling what hiring a female cuddler for regular therapy sessions this is the post they show on tv when the person that actually answers this ad goes missing tarantula fast oh sorry that says east somehow i'd made it worse free tarantula on porch if you want it i'll tell you what i do want is a can of hairspray and a lighter planet jupiter good condition oh six thousand dollars for a planet not bad yeah i'll uh take two of those uh and could i get those next day shipping please iphone 7 iphone 7 it's locked but i have the finger 300 what also why is the charger burnt please don't tell me you got that finger from a wendy's cheeseburger 80 bucks sir excuse me that that is not a cheeseburger that is not a cheeseburger for 80. first off 80 is a ridiculous amount to charge for a cheeseburger and second off this is false advertising i was promised cheeseburger i didn't ask for a child i asked for a burger custom waluigi crucifix crocs 35 in the name of the father the son and the well if i wasn't going to hell i am now hi are you still selling that truck yes can you send me a picture hey of the truck dumbars sorry this is uh lots of german but what i'm getting from this is that somebody selling a couch that lots of people were sacrificed on i'm using the term sacrificed very loosely here because i don't want to think about the alternatives i want to believe that this couch isn't filled with bodily fluids for 212 dollars we have a lego obi-wan kornoby which is really just a mashup of two four dollar minifigs but hey free shipping as a massive lego fan i am personally offended by this and the 25 people that hearted it little piece of sweat 5 okay but does it come with the lion costume because i could put that at my dog selling a tiger eight thousand dollars he may bark sometimes but that's because he's bilingual i'm really concerned that you're painting stripes on your animal but i am doubly concerned that your animal is barking because clearly this is an overenthusiastic ferret and it should not be barking dog what dog i don't see a dog i'm legally blind i will fight any irish person south philly sicilian born and raised in jersey trying to prove that the italians are better than the irish we'll fight any irish person must be from south philly fight has to happen on 9th and christian outside lorenzo's pizza shirt's optional last name starting with mick preferred no weapons emailed to set up a date and time i'm sorry i was distracted uh i saw pizza was there something about a fight rare xbox gamer tag palestine for twenty thousand dollars oh goodness i'm not getting the middle of this one i'm more concerned about the 50 viewed in the last hour uh oh god no no no you will put that back immediately i paid to enter your septic tank for an hour at a time 150 dollars some might judge me for this but it is what i enjoy i will pay you 150 an hour to bring my equipment in and gain access to your septic tank i then have my associate close the tank after i have set my tripod and camera up believe it or not it's a great place to reflect oh god i visibly shuddered oh i don't think it would be half as bad if it weren't for the picture he just he just looks like he's chilling and that's somehow awful looks like we got a couple phones for about 100 bucks i'm sure this will go wrong how much do all of them cost separate 25 that's how much for the iphone 25 okay what kind is it a 5s okay can we trade something for it what you got i've got an air send and i've got some random chords for an xbox 360 and a computer so do you want those i can throw in five movies please i need a new phone uh do you have a computer no but please take this please i need a new phone please please take it sorry i can't i can throw in five hangers and a really big blanket i don't know an offer of a really big blanket five hangers five movies a bunch of random chords and an air scent i might take it up for a 5s squallets 30 nevada city california i'm sorry i'm gonna read that one more time nevada city california well somebody was drunk when they named that town anyways i'm selling squalets 100 real genuine squirrel oh god oh oh i just figured out what the squall it was i didn't look at the picture no oh okay let me try this again i'm selling squalets 100 real genuine squirrel asking 30. firm i have 22 in stock inbox for your order i can also do googly eyes colored fur oh my god what the hell well i was having a good day okay i'm fine nevada city what the hell is wrong with you 42 inch acoustic guitar cover five dollars chesterfield that's that's that's dimensions are 41 by 18 by 7.25 only used once that's that's a box i've heard of reselling junk but this is a next level bs large family size george force oh god okay i got this large family-sized george forest skin grill okay i'm sorry man large family-sized george foreskin grill good working order no longer used you have no idea how many takes that took no no no put the nope with that no don't even put that back where you found it just no next post dear leg numbchucks 20 if that ain't the most redneck thing i've ever seen actually actually that isn't the most red deck thing i've ever seen and therein lies the problem kidney a kidney yeah i read that right vernon new jersey perfect condition non-drinker non-smoker blood type be positive 30 000 or bet you guys realize this is illegal right like i i free one bedroom apartment just keep doing dumb schwitt this was actually a field trip at one of my schools because i went to a horrifying school that was basically like hey if you don't do exactly what we say you'll end up here ac compressor ac compressor for sale 150 or best offer i'm not seeing it looks like a perfectly oh god oh god no oh dude cut your nails why why why is the finger toe why is the finger toe please make the finger toe stop quick change the post change the post i am selling a set of natural nails of course you are like new freshly cut the nail clipper is included naturals nails 350 at camp hill pennsylvania welp i won't be going anywhere within 350 miles of that place lightly strat pants 38 34 40. send celery message is this available why would you advertise this ah wouldn't share with microphone holder pick up only fifty dollar description selling my ex's wooden chair she was an avid vocalist so she had it modified to hold what appears to be a vintage microphone she had the straps installed at the bottom due to her restless leg syndrome well that's an unusual model of microphone uh who makes it hitachi phone mount ten dollars is is that made out of rocks or rice krispies or cookie dough or my compressed hopes and dreams i can't tell and i don't really want to know we have a million dollar pencil for sale be the one who bought a pencil for 1.5 million usd i'm sorry you said it was a million dollars why is it 1.5 does it come with a john wick professional animal portrait framed and signed for fifty dollars for fifty dollars have a beautifully drawn picture of your beloved pets drawn immaculately oh what a cute puppy i don't mean to make fun of artistic skill but that dog either looks like it has the intelligence of cheese or it is silently screaming help me jars of farts in providence jars filled with random farts collected at various stages from various people and one dying goat don't ask why i have them and i won't ask why you want them that's a really good ransom dynamic like i may be selling jars of fart but why are you buying jars of farts rare mcdonald's chicken nugget rock 395 dollars seems legit car for 110 dollars okay this is actually really impressive i am entertained by this i'm slightly concerned that the two seats are gravestones but we're gonna look right past that and go ahead and make an offer big arse mofo candle i've been working on this for about 14 years just dumping the wax this ain't cheap no lowballers oh god oh oh god that looks like old spaghetti oh that is sickening oh that is vile oh oh i don't want to look at that anymore missed connections you farted in kroger yesterday you were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night i was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked was that you you quickly replied no it wasn't me you almost seemed insulted that i would ask as the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence but it was evident i tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loafs of ciabatta bread you proceeded to storm off in an angry manner you are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a clydesdale i'd love to meet up it would be romantic if it wasn't so freaking creepy lost drone free somewhere in daphne alabama if anyone finds a drone in the daphne area please dm me i lost signal at about 60 feet up and it flew off in the direction of lake forest i'm not too bothered about the drone but my girlfriend's hamster was in the oh no my girlfriend's hamster was in the cockpit and she's a bit upset somebody find this drone please concrete dumbbells 50 cents a pound 10 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 and 45 pounds are available get in shape don't risk it at the gym honestly there's a ton of price couching going on right now because all the gyms are closed so this is kind of a good enterprising venture i don't know if 10 is good for a 20 pound dumbbell because i don't lift dumbbells because i'm made of toothpicks but it seems pretty cheap god why why why is the mouth filled with forbidden candy corn there's not even a price or description or anything for this is this still available is it still available to be burned okay i like the design of the cyber truck this is kind of cool i i don't see a 2004 jeep liberty anywhere near this but given that the price is one two three four i'm pretty sure this is a joke still a really nice piece of work though wanna start a new relationship in dallas hi my name is the void i am a 28 year old woman i come with a child and a cat i do not work right now i want to be a stay-at-home type deal i'm not really into dealing with older kids if you have them younger is easier or none at all i would need a ride from the cosmic void arkansas wait i'm i'm dumb why is this oh oh from oh they're starting it in dallas and they're getting a ride from arkansas yeah you're gonna have to sell better than that my homegirl selling burritos best in town season to perfection with a little extra on the tortilla four dollars a pop get em while they're hot i i i think a food safety inspector just had a stroke get those burritos off the floor serta pillow top queen size mattress 125 port royal for sale is a serta queen-size pillow top mattress was 550 dollars when now six years ago slightly urine stained comes from a pet-free smoke-free home you could have just said it was a pet but now we know we'll include the rock spring for free oh well that makes it better excellent condition except for minor staining we put a mattress cover over it and barely smell the urine odor oh that's gross only selling because my twin boy and girl are moving away to college so they don't need it anymore give me a call i have questions about that second to last sentence and i don't think i want them answered next pose are you pissed at your spouse twenty five hundred dollars has your spouse or partner cheated on you and you want to get rid of their truck or suv i'm looking for an f-150 truck or suv from 2015 to 2018 that you bought for that cheater and now want to sell it so they can't have it i have 3 500 cash to spend if you're looking to get revenge okay i did read it right you put the wrong number in your revenge post just thought you ought to know can i offer you 300 and a pet dog that's trained to sniff out anal cancer sure oh yay a dog it's trying to sniff out wait what good old-fashioned pool water for sale made in america selling 3 800 gallons of pool water for 50 did somebody famous take a bath in it or lost and found someone appears to have dropped one of their rollies this morning at one of our stores good news is it's been found bad news is that it smells strange so we will arrange disposal of it unfortunately we can't keep it on site for you which is a shame because it looks like some effort has gone into rolling it update lots of people claiming they dropped it proof of purchase required if claiming it's yours it's a trap and that brings us to the end of the worst round of retail therapy i've ever had if you enjoyed any of these posts please seek prompt medical attention put your wallet away and like this video if you'd like to come shopping again on the mk network go ahead and hit that red subscribe button my name is thelexikitty but you all can call me lexi have an absolutely victorious day tomorrow stay safe stay awesome go make more stuff and i will see you guys in the next video

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Length: 15min 19sec (919 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 30 2020