r/Comedyheaven | BEESECHURGER

there is a bear in my house so there is he ain't doing nothing wrong he's kind of it what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash comedy heaven my babysitter's will never find me us there are a creature of great beauty and should never hide this is cute this is cute one why is this a comedy heaven this is adorable that's not funny as cute I love it hey y'all going to the Donald you want burger you want meat and bread I'm going to Donald roleplay you're in the ice cube I'm about to kick under the fridge oh you know that's exactly what I love treat me like an ice cube Jacob either to the fridge don't tell nobody mr. Johnson shows off his pink then does an impersonation of a teenager nice nice work mr. Johnson Roomba Fred requires your attention Roomba Fred is stuck near a cliff how'd you get out of the house Roomba Fred adduced to review from meme reviews great school but food is overpriced and teachers are rude sometimes and racist oh the last parts what I got a question about meme reviews does that light has two stars I mean that's understandable man the last seven days YouTube used for about an hour 34 hours 8 minutes for safari 10 hours and 21 minutes for Twitter in a whopping insane astounding a hundred and seven hours and 36 minutes for Applebee's the amp will be zamp I'm stuck in the B's baby two hundred and forty nine dollars for air pods I mean that's cool I guess but ball and money is dropping 20 grand on a new Apple variety with enhanced in that so we're gonna tell you see how smooth that bad boy is I know you want that smooth Apple I like how you just showed up getting dunked on at the end showing you a ball bruh Charlotte brown self yo Charlie Brown you look like a cancer patient nice got a curly hair he's doing okay he's he's vibing why you guys making fun of Charlie Brown just wait till the parents go womp womp womp and you start running for the hills buddy to my fans thank you for being loyal and patient I can't finish the album because there's a B in the studio someone get this freaking be out of the studio ah I'm so scared of bees it is clear in the lease no pets are allowed in the apartment sorry oh yeah Bruce landlord what about this okay I'll make an exception because he looks very polite he is how Brian gets depressed over plastic chairs and it's one of the 40 videos in Brian ropers plastic chair world chicken game don't look at this chicken game oh alright I post that on my Twitter give me one minute this belongs on the Twitter who would win the fight soccer player 2003 or cata game or 121 and that's a hard decision because Cod gamer 120 ones got that angry angry Brown that only the most ferocious of warriors have but soccer player 2003 skeptic he's not he's not worried about he's got that come on man he's got that you really think I'm gonna do something to me face no you ain't gonna do nothing to me I respect that I really do Tiger martial arts showing their very best with Cody 2003's champion of the world hey you want a cheap cartooning yourself don't care didn't ask plus you're white I hear you go I just throw it through picks up filters 15 bucks please crocodiles in Indonesia did once a swim upon the streams that did it flow sound swimming north but I gotta ask what is the new obsession with Crocs and Gators no that's a crocodile let me say real quick here cuz I'm Indian fact genius that's quark oh dial don't you ever get it wrong ever again film industry digest he was the cutest child star guess who he is he's got that frog neck dude he's ribbiting right now he just looks so what happens when you stop dabbing some of the symptoms you might experience include anxiety paranoia hallucinations panic attacks it could increase your blood pressure and heart rate you can even experience addiction and dabbing withdrawal symptoms issues and psychosis I'm never gonna stop dabbing then I don't want that to happen to me oh I want that to happen to me chief deez nutz thanks to dr. Dre for that one when your friends find out you made deer jerky you know it's at all but you gotta run away and fast I asked Jesus how much do you love me and Jesus said this much and he stretched out his arms and died thanks Jesus Tomodachi life divorce the starkest chapter of the Tomodachi life franchise imagine a city less crowded do your part get sterilized yay that's a good message I like that that's a nice message that's nice Mike Wazowski engagement ring box guys don't tell no one what I'm gonna propose and that's gonna be the box it's in and if I don't get a wife was she really the one for me makes you think stay woke Jordan's perfect nickname is an Khe we call him Eve for short at the San Diego Convention Center call me Carson just farted and that was on September 27th baby what to do thanks Carson appreciate that man good to see you buddy hope your help your fartin giving my fat cat insulin it is a love-hate relationship minions banana left alone crying and kills herself full episodes wait I'm sorry I'm a full up there's multiple episodes of that but hey it's the finger family song nursery owl mind oh I saw this story mom dislocates young sons John sir ask him to stop playing for at night police say that's not funny I saw this story on the naana on a news site I just I like to imagine the kids like trying to get a sick pic right moms like go take a shower Billy and Billy's like trying to get a Vic ray she's just like I'll break your jaw sounds like you're gonna want I'm sure I match I'm your child what you're gonna you're gonna do what she's like I'm gonna dislocate it your job stop talking back hello amused from Nigeria hi Yusef I am living in u.s. okay want to be our friend sorry my friend but I must go and look at that he had to go he came as he went my friend a cup of water and no ice no water and you know what Saul frog in there and God this Starbucks really is all about customer service I love it away it's not fully dressed without each force and that's intact America that's what we got my socks my shoes my undies huh no I forgetting something forgot about my foreskin aah oh my gosh this is too funny funny cuz it's true but what's the joke I'll get how this is a comedy heaven this is just a tragedy I don't get it I ask Siri had to delete emails she said ask Hillary that's funny out care who you are I mean yeah yeah there is nothing and I repeat nothing funny about the Holy tweet Dana veto on October 16th 2009 306 p.m. Pacific Standard Time treated gaming via the Twitter web client and you think that's funny disrespectful apologize to Danny the New York Times what does Gen Z have to say to the adults they blame for rising inequality the price of a college education and climate change okay boomer that's Galera GOP lawmaker has butts camera rather than answer a question about Trump sometimes you just got to do that hey hey what this means is the greeting gremlin gremlin yogi bro okay over there of you are grumbling I feel like this is a prank English bad you say F prank that I'm racist hey is gremlin had that he left me he was he was too content with this new information the guard with huge stinky penis found guilty of abusing inmates now how do you know it was stinky and huge did you check like that just seems like personal information that you shouldn't have known which is not another drug that can affect your ability to drive safely over-the-counter medications prescription medications nah illegal drugs nah gumball well that is not a drug that affects my ability to drive safely in fact I Drive safer with gumballs this song goes very hard love from Kazakhstan I hate women so much it's all real just had to tag that in there huh to DeGeneres react the hentai in class part 1 thanks anime lads look one of them's makeup the pogchamp face the other ones smiling to themselves knowing that they're gonna be thinking about this later in charter school detention charter school wanna screw wanna screw want a screw stop this I'm not homosexual and I'm happily married stop now or better I'm posting your messages publicly and hopefully that'll show you how embarrassing your actions are grandma is just a it's a spam number don't worry about it spam I hate my dad why I beat up my dad thank ya bigger problems in Asian made him bleed well that's enough thumbnail I made him bleed thanks Andy Sheehan mr. Berger it here hmm my Walland out from vape shop people ask me where my money go me hi hello hi one time I had a pet potato named goo bitty he had three years in he like macaroni mad at myself don't ask what's wrong only the real no we hard work ninety-six hours to make this so give two seconds to press like button and that goes for you watching the video give two second to press the like button on this video specifically I don't care otherwise these guys don't worry about him but us give it come on just give it here just giving him mark wants to chat I let him talk to me maybe he could sell me on a couple things forget fortnight my son is still obsessed with Minecraft from Ars Technica nice I miss you she's devouring Chad's Weiner right now dude this is about my dead brother but I now what's that monkey saying he's offering me a juicy burger and I can't see what he's saying I just know that monkeys talking about something hunts nice to see you happy thank you we got divorce today and I'm just a static are you out of your mind why do you carry those bricks now his bedtime that's none of your business don't ask it's his personal business she wants to carry bricks he carries bricks hey what's trending today we got totaku Armenian Genocide and okay boomer I know why one of those is trending well why is it turning in the u.s. it happened in New Zealand okay Osama bin Laden sings Lady Gaga's poker face and last days on the run sometimes he get a live your best life he made me come multiple times with Charles Washington from 12 p.m. to 2:00 yeah yeah I did you're the man I'm the freakin man mmm and I'm your naughty underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore people might see this to be like WTF who cares okay I'm your naughty [ __ ] another feature I post from V to King bought wine T got it reddit account just submit this fanart hope you like it Damian my dude do you carve a pumpkin s Oh get out of us I love that man thank you so much this carving piggle was punking the fruit of vegetable I don't care it's a big old gourd and knots got the MK on it I love it and now I'll do it for our slash County heaven if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK if you want to see more of your friend Damian I stream live on twitch at twitch.tv forward slash Damion Lee live and as always Bobby seeing you [Music]

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Id: 3_3w8sTME98

Length: 12min 18sec (738 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 13 2019