Untitled Goose Game (FULL GAME)

I can show you the ghouls goosy goosy the goosey goose ingu singing goosing on a magical ride goose goose eat the goose time to fly with the goose goose goose and the goosey goosey goosey ride oh ho new goose a new Fantastic point of goose non to tellus coos ho and a goose a goosey goosey goosey goose with you hi welcome it is time for the untitled goose game I'm playing this in honor of Ethan from crankin place I miss you I miss you big goose he's not dead but his channel is so rest in peace big guy big goose I'll miss you up there so I haven't been able to play this because number one I've been in Korea and number two I just got back from Korea and so I haven't had much time so I'm gonna play it right now so that we can get our goose on because it's time to goose and literally this is the only thing that I've wanted to play my controller oh there we go okay we're good so let's get the goose going I've never played it I haven't seen any of it but I know that it's going to goose real good if we're gonna give him the goose you got to blame it on the goose that's my favorite thing Amy showed me the remix of Liz O's gotta blame it on the goose anyway press X to honk goose I love it already hi Hayden whole day to run oh yeah Oh hello yes I mean you know it's funny because I heard that the developer was like why is this game so popular and it's like can you imagine why this game wouldn't be popular who wouldn't want to play as goose everybody wants a goose hello LT to bend forward oh the perfect goose control be to use your beak oh oh yeah oh yeah now that's what I'm talking about okay so if I find six more boots I can get the goose mobile back up and running I put this down here can I get that wheel out of the the brush there okay no apparently not mm-hmm okay Bess been down to pick things up off the ground all right it's pretty good I'm sorry I've just a little giggly goose today I I just like this camera there's a real nice game this is a real good game that's a good game as a real good gamer this is one of those good games it's what you call a good game there we go all right I got a master the abilities of goostin I'm not entirely familiar with the process of being a goose so give me a few minutes to adjust it and then I'll be juicing my way to victory in short goose order oh oh I'm a smart goose I'm a real smart goose I'm the best goose that ever was come here you wait oh I'm a lot stronger than I thought I was I am a mighty goose just look at my caboose I'm a goose on the loser everybody better watch it here comes good hold the right trigger to spread your wings was this just make me more intimidating man sure I'm a girthy goose excuse me as I well my my girth the caboose does that do anything I don't think it does anything I'm a goose I'm sorry I'm tickled to death by they said I don't know why if if the developer can't understand the pure joy of just playing as a goose and being authentic to goose eNOS I think they're just being a little bit silly should I put this back in the the pic-a-nic basket I got some goose business over in the goose bushes I got gotta go across the goose bridge here excuse me just got it I don't know why I'm taking this with me but I feel like this is what I should do I don't know my goose instincts are very strong I also don't know what the main objective of this game is other than being just a regular old goose hey that's locked all right whatever fine then just be on my own goosey business over here it's just gonna goose my way this way yeah yeah the goose is strong in me thank you I've always suspected this to be true I'm glad that it was confirmed in front of a panel of my own peers so I appreciate the goosey judgment what is this excuse me can I attract a goose girlfriend or a mile 80 goose I'm a guessing I'm a big thick man I got a lot of goose juice inside of me if you know what I mean can I mother lon is this the thing that I can do I really hope it's the thing that they can do games games on literally unplayable I can't mow the lawn this is a garbage game all right never mind hey see your to-do list get in - I have a to-do list get into the garden get the groundskeeper wet I got a lot of goose juice so I think I know exactly what to do steal the groundskeepers keys make the groundskeeper wear his Sun Hat rake in the lake have a picnic bringing to the picnic blanket sandwich apple pumpkin carrot Jam thermos huh oh okay oh okay all right well I'll just be on my goosey way excuse me I think the gardener might need that but I need this for the picnic no no no no no goose you let that go Noah cous RL pullets over here you goose all right come on goose there we go [Music] see I want out please Oh oh my god hello Oh God excuse me Hey what hey hey hey wait think it does yeah gooshie in the next century dude look at your a look at your caboose and then compare it with my goose caboose you can't even you can't even compare you can't even compare sir excuse me I'm just gonna yeah got it ha ha ha oh god he's so fast he's so fast well you don't like music what are you a weirdo can I have the keys oh god oh god I'm not exactly a stealthiest of goose oh sorry you be stealth goose incoming okay I want those keys aren't those keys damn it this goose wants those keys you better back off the goose is on the loose oh come on both the goose you good come on you oh yeah yeah you think you think you think you don't think you think you think you think ah god I'm so bad I'm not the stealthy goose I thought I was oh god I'm so close come on please I just want I just want this sweet delectable keys please Eureka's I got him Oh God okay okay yeah you can't beat the Maggie goose why it was that an objective oh I'm gonna get the groundskeeper wet next oh let me put this over maybe maybe if I take this over to my my secret stash if I drop this over here I'll have those keys forever then I think that's how this game works and if it's not how this game works literally unplayable I can't even believe it and I have no idea what to do Oh wait a minute I have free reign into his garden because I got the keys this goose is so smart and buy this goose I mean me cuz I am the goose okay come here you good goose no wait wait no no no no no God do sit give me a goddamn good view I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I don't that's right you didn't even think about it I got freaking Oh fine fine fine fine fine I don't know why I need those keys yet so I'm just gonna let you be but I'm coming for you when I do some goose push-ups you you my friend oh who you wanted this oh you stupid you wanted this okay alright hang on wait wait wait wait wait I got it I'm on my way pardon me no he's so fast I'm gonna be faster than a goose I thought a goose was the fastest creature in existence most powerful most drunk apparently this is not the case hey sup cabbage lettuce pumpkin are you doing Oh kind of punk I'm gonna bumpkin hey I can't I have some fun here you suck Oh what what oh no come on you suck so much I'd want literally everything you ever owned yeah what do you think of that loser okay alright anyway so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna explore a little more can I open this is it too tall do I need to stand on like a pumpkin do I need to use the rake freakin the lake rake in the lake was a thing flap perfect got it raking the lake I know this I don't know why rake in the lake bar rake is going in the lake why is rate going in the lake I don't know why rink in the lake is a thing my goose goose brains tell me only so many things that I need to goose come here you goose bastard get around the goose corner there we go that's good stuff I [Laughter] did it guys I did it gooses geese I did it my fellow geese we're all my real geese at huh where's where's goose gang huh where's my real gooses I'm gonna go this way I don't know why I needed a rake in the lake but I feel really really accomplished for this it more than any other like objective-based game I've ever played I feel like I've really done it this time I feel like I've really nailed this looks like I'm an elephant now a goose ephant a long-nosed gusoff er can I go in here oh no I cannot I love I love that you can play a game and just be like oh no I'm doing but I'm having a good oh yeah hey go up here wait wait for it wait okay all right the rake is in the lake has already been done so I guess I'm okay not doing it further let's go leave this right here that's good why is there a baby pacifier here ten at ten can geese out of ten this is the best goose I've ever seen where the goose did this job nurse yes hey drop that first thing can I open this no it's one-way only okay I see I see okay all right well be put that down what about the pacifier baby I don't know if that's a good thing there's too many weird connotations to this goose okay I'm gonna take the bottle though games news news news [Laughter] [Laughter] can I go in here no I can't why wouldn't there be something in there all right I would take this back I'm yours we go over here wait what's over here hello oh no okay hello hello what's with all these one-way crap what is this try and exclude me from the game all right let me drop this for a second ah oh I see oh I see excuse me it wasn't me you you silly silly man okay look I I need to get him wet oh yeah you're gonna get soaked oh you go yeah what do you think of that oh you're soaked oh you're stupid you're so wet now you're just Birds nurse hey Yahoo you goose hole what have you done there what did I ever goofs to you you can have a goddamn goose bottle don't blame me for my goose behavior goose what was that what's not a goose that couldn't possibly have been a goose all right so where's his picnic there was another picnic also there was there's some kind of a picnic I just got to go find the picnic well just goose over this way a little bit oh I forgot this is the opposite of the goose way that I need to goose all right fine then I'll go over here silly silly man excuse me excuse me silly silly goose more I like it do you not know the difference putting a man and a goose or something back here I bet there's a secret something yeah no there's not okay gotta get my goose bottle goes alright so what was the objective about getting him wet other than just messin ruining its entire day oh hi pot you need pot you gonna smoke a joint you're gonna smoke a fat goobie you gonna slam down a big old goob excuse me Hey well I did nothing to you you're a goose specious they're just species against goose come here come at me you bastard come at me you piece of crap I'm gonna [ __ ] all over your dreams yeah I'm gonna juice all over your nightmares oh you're gonna see look at this waddle of all you're gonna see is goose in the end and you know oh he'll be goose I'm gonna stick my goosey beak right up your goosey caboose and you're gonna see the what was that spooky goose I know I know alright ok let me look at my to-do list have a picnic bring to the picnic blanket sandwich apple pumpkin carrot Jam thermos radio basket ok where is the picnic basket goose oh no way excuse me pardon me and I know I need I know where to get a pumpkin from the pumpkin yard is this the picnic blanket I'll bring it here first I guess I don't know where else to get it so I'm gonna go get a pumpkin and also the jam hey you mind if I have one of these yeah you don't mind it all I'll get the big one oh the big one yeah all right scares me I need this for stuff and things it's a very important goose business you just don't don't bother looking into anything that I'm doing you you're stupid non-gay sorry it's goose only don't like goose okay there we go and Oh question mark is this right feel like this is right yeah this is this correct this correct okay that is the picnic blanket I'm willing to bet I will I'd be willing to bet my entire existence do they need a carrot I don't even remember I'm gonna get one anyway Italy dink okay that's good all right just need I think you can turn quickly if you let go of eight don't tell me how to goose game what no carrot what are you talking about there was nothing no don't take my carrot away from me I need it I need it so badly okay excuse me pardon me why you're so fast God why are you so fast okay I'll get the radio then what are you thinking about nothing stupid yeah what are you gonna do good good what'd you do god you're so you're so stupid I hate you so much I hate you you gardener you're so dumb don't flap your hands like you're some kind of a goose I'll get this did I need this I don't need the cooler right now I don't need the cooler okay let's get the real okay going for it goose on the loose excuse me that's not the blanket hey yep it looks like a blanket guys goose it looks like a butt wait oh oh wait oh this is because the bottle is there all right where is this blanket then huh hey no you suck so hard I hate you I hate you okay so what I gotta do is I gotta find a way to get I gotta find a way to get up here so I'm gonna try to stack he's using my big goose bread it's big goose time it's it's beefy gusta I'm gonna use my big goose brain to get up here what Oh hello there you go sweet you get for being you what hey wait what what I'm having into you get a jerk hole do you think you are ruining my goose fun I got a lock him out a goose if I can just lock him out okay what I gotta do oh that's how okay oh I'm locked in god I all right okay all right never mind I got this I know how to be stealthy goose I know 100% how to stealth it where'd he go I'm sorry oh there is hey listen don't mind me just a goose just oh okay I know how to do this uh you'll never get me you'll never take me alive no you'll never take me alive you're not got your back brother yep well I don't understand I understand what you want from me I'm a little confused I'm not confused goose I'm goose confused listen bud where am I [Music] I'm a goose genius guys I'm goose in it and I queue of 200 goose I've got the biggest goose that ever did goose okay so now that I've got this one all right so I kind of like okay I cut out I got a sneak around maybe there yeah there's actually stealth mechanics here okay so all right okay now that I know this now that I know this now that I know I can't get [Laughter] [Music] the entire goose can I climb over a wall I need to flap can i flap I can't flap [Laughter] what oh yeah that's right that's right [Laughter] hey hey hey hey I don't have them I don't have a Meester Easter they're gone Easter Easter Easter I'm sorry your your possessions are all gone you're trapped in here just like I am there it is got it ha ha okay I need to get out here I need to get out of goosey danger help stop fine fine you suck Oh Oh I'm free I'm free I'm free I'm free as a goose I'm free as a glorious goose I'm so goosey free this means okay with I this watch biggest brain ever in the history of forever forever okay biggest brain ever boink he is stuck for all eternity and if I can just smuggle things out through the goose hole and that's what this is this is most indubitably the goose hole and that's what we're all gonna refer to it as and nothing else other than that how can I pick I don't want that alright fine I'll take the thermos all right just gotta make my way through the goose hole ha ha I'm just I'm gonna I'm gonna figure this out I'm gonna get it guys just you gotta let my goose brain develop goose naturally I don't want to take goose roids oh yeah where's your thermos that's weird that's odd hey I'm gonna do it God you suck you suck so much I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it goose her yet yeah but no no no no not this time not this time I'm wise I'm wise goodbye goodbye Oh God the scariest thing I've ever experienced in my entire I played Slenderman I've played many many I'm five guys all right by God all right here we go I just need the radio hi where's your jam hey listen don't shove me in my goose hole excuse you goose goose that's right that's right yeah you can't you can't stop me you stay away from my goose hole better show you what for do I need the Apple to Apple yeah I need the Apple all right goose it up soon there's a horrible that gardener is scarier than any other creature in any other or game ever in existence I swear okay I'm going into the goose bushes you can't be me my goose boobs okay that's right where do you think I am nowhere stealthy like a bird it still feels like a goose all right goose coming through excuse me pardon me goose me goose okay here we go got it okay so I just need the radio I just need the radio Radio hi goose excuse me okay I just need that radio I just got to get that radio that's it man you think this guy will just take an ax to this goose I'm waiting for the I'm waiting for the spooky October shift in the tone of this game okay I need aa piece what are you gonna do we're gonna do but I'm goosing up the neighborhood you're never gonna get me you're never gonna get me for that okay good goose goose good good goose I did it it's like a sim when you remove the ladder from the pool I guess I'll die I guess I'll just die what what I'm frickin sorry did it just go through that what how did he do that how how did it he's more powerful than vandals he's unbeatable you have no idea you have no idea Oh what oh oh yeah that's right he can hear it excuse me sir goose goose in through all right that's right yeah that's right you have no chance fun to give up use more exercise you've ever gotten in your entire life okay no more ghosts no more goostin through things my good goose I don't know how you did that in the first place but goose goose won't be a part of that your activities are unwarranted Oh aha right of course ah I am a good smart goose I was switched but I got there eventually how many of you were yelling at me how many how many were yelling at me give me a big old goose and chat if you were yelling at me because that is just really a goose auguste it real good guys but it's okay it's okay guys guys I don't want to see all the all the don't listen guys I'm going in my own goosey pace I just got a I got a you know I got a make goose with what I got I I you know I've only been blessed with so much goose you know they gave me a ten I got a ten out of ten goose body but my goose brain might be just like a five out of ten or five out of twenty I don't know I'm not good with fractions because of my tiny goose prey but just look at my look at my incredible goose caboose you can't deny this goose got it I feel like it's so funny because like when I was I was yet I was warming up to play this game and I was literally just I can show you the goose shining shimmering goose and all I could think of was Ethan was like three years ago now two years ago I have no idea two years ago three years ago just goose that was like his first introduction on the channel it's just like him sprinting by camera going goose goose and so that's that's pretty much the initial initial introduction that anyone ever got we were just in the park we were filming for I god-knows-what video we were actually filming I don't even remember but we were filming a video I think it was like the twelve days of chica Christmas or something like that and any time we were in the office we were just like goose goose good I don't know does anybody even remember that man give me a goose in chat if you remember for the og goose you know the original goose came alright so I'm having way too much fun please I don't know I don't know why it's just this game just exudes happiness can he basket okay we're oh I know where I put the basket I don't know where I put the basket where did I put the basket where where did I put the basket hello hello did I bring it over here no no I did not where did I put them in guys all right we got a problem I don't remember where I put the best kit guys I don't I don't remember where I put the basket guys my goose brains is a little overheating oh I'm just one goose I'm just one goose I'm just one goose I'm just a goose I'm just one goose I can't do a lot my goosey nature I'm just one goose very very dumb goose let's very dumb but but I'm cute I'm a cute goose so you got give me that tada [Music] goose all right new to-do list what make the groundskeeper hammer his thumb hell yeah oh hell yeah okay we're gonna make box I'm gonna make them with this so when's he gonna be hammering Hangu sky hey goose gardener goose in ER hey goosey loosey goosey goose goose no smart goose well there are some smart gooses but uh I don't know if it's this one all right when you gonna be hammering what do you need to hammer what's going on what's uh what's your hammer and I don't even know if you have a hammer hang on let me put this in my shoe store Thank You Stacy thank you so much and Alex thank you okay let's go take this all right excuse me hi guys this dude - - oh my gosh dude yeah you better come over here oh really this is another concern to you oh it's a goose all right fine you got to see it for yourself oh yeah that's right yeah what are you gonna do about nothing [Laughter] hey hey listen buddy listen buddy it's not worth it why don't you just go try to put up the side again do it do it it'll be great yeah no it's gonna be fine what what what hi hi why it's just a goose just a goose man just a goose just a goose man I guess I would be moderately threatening oh he's dead oh oh he's not dead okay well I guess I can't be as happy as I was hey you gonna hammer me next what you gonna do just a goose listen I act I act tough on the outside but in my in my goosey Center I'm really just a goosey coward anyway I got to make him wear his Sun Hat I don't know why that's an objective I don't even know where the Sun Hat is how do I see the Sun Hat did I see a sundown anywhere there's a Sun Hat can I go get that noose no I can't get that it's too high goes all right well I guess I got to bring the Sun out use my godly goose powers to bring the clouds apart and have the goose sunshine on my goose face all I gotta do is really did my tail just wiggle that is the most adorable thing okay what's over here I would die for goose I would die if you would die for goose give me a goose inch Oh die for this goose in a heartbeat is no question Oh splish-splash hi hi those are some big lays Hey oh wow you your nerd your [Music] cowardly you better run yeah you better run run run run run yes right we're gonna do against the goose Hey Oh God lady lady I'm just trying to chase down the nerd nerd nerd what you gonna do we gonna do I mean honestly geese are terrifying this is all you could do what you do huh we gonna do oh yeah what what of it what if I break this bottle I will shank you I will shank you you should be afraid don't even try don't even try look how big yeah what's gonna do goose ah yeah of course I'm bullying of course I'm bullying Do You Know Who I am a markiplier I'm practically a nerd nerd Thank You ash of course we would all die for this goose I am glad everybody its Bob and his young age yeah I do realize that Bob did in fact have a crippling fear of the goose haunted his dreams goose you better watch out your body oh this goose so much art what somebody to do list break the broom trap the boy in the phone booth I agree make the boy wear the wrong glasses I agree make someone buy back their own stuff I agree get on TV excellent go shopping put in the basket toothbrush loo paper hairbrush tinned food cleaner fruit and veg I love it I love it okay break the broom let's break this room hey lady excuse me I need my bot Oh kid you just messed with the wrong ghost Oh what you got brave what what is this what I'm gonna get your laces oh you got it cool aces Oh doh what's going on got your other ones okay the run bearer is my goose laughing [Music] ah I see oh he's really dumb I'll take these thank you very much ooh can I get on TV here hi I'm a smart goose I'm just a real smart goose just trying to get by my own goosey wet Wow Wow oh you don't like goose with glasses what's wrong with you phone booth hmm okay interesting okay so are there any other glasses with which I could make this nerd where there's gotta be right there's gotta be I think what is this game this is goose game that's what the oh he's so sad Oh what hey whoa lady lady that's your really threatening okay you're just sweeping okay that's fine that's fine you're fine hey anybody seen any other glasses any other glasses over here hey was this I'm an intelligent goose I could figure this out hello [Music] I can use from a distance I'm an unstoppable goose all right I've got a shield I'm captain goose America now just try me lady try me try me lady lady hey try me try me try me try ah ah you tried ah you should I swear I swear you tried try me I got it try me try me try me try me [Music] she's too powerful she can't be bitten by normal means goose goose aah she's too strong she's unbeatable she's got a fan of snap me out of existence all right find that fine toothbrush didn't I need a toothbrush yeah I didn't have a toothbrush all right toothbrush I'm gonna put this in a basket first time I steal a basket oh she left opportunity glasses glasses glasses you incus a nerd a nerd hey nerd you stupid nerd a nerd go get him nerd your zombie nerd I can't see Canyon you can't see because you're dumb I can't keep secrets you're stupid you know why why would you do that I do that to me how'd you do that Guu supplier I'm willing to make it canon I'll just a [ __ ] don't mind me I need this basket for stuff and things is that your mom by the way see where you get your good looks from her okay so in toothbrush loo paper and goose gotta poop goose gotta do do some business deuce got a dugu's way hey why that's right you don't even think about it no no hey I'm shop I'm gonna pay for it hey hey hey [ __ ] that was mine I'm gonna pay for that you're gonna pay for that when I'm done with you oh you're gonna pay for that no this is mine I need this that's Tracy she's stupid so stupid so stupid so dumb okay let's get the lube oh okay all right I see how it is all right you take something to mind I take something to yours well your own weed here ah no I want oh no please all right fine then fine fine fine fine you can't beat me I know how to do it wait no no lady lady lady lady lady lady lady lady I went out when I when I when I will the winner I'm the winner I'm the winner I'm the winner I win I win I win I win every time I win can I make this kid step on this hey kid you want step on that you get smacked by the broom that's gotta be a thing it has to be a thing no wait come here okay come here kid hey kid come here no no no hey come here okay trip okay take the glasses come here you come here kid I'm gonna make you smack yourself in your face like an idiot here we go set I just gotta set the bait gonna bait the trick no no no lady lady not now not now lady guy hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I'm gonna I'm gonna mess with your trash so I'm gonna do and I don't mean your life which is also trash I mean you're literal trash I'm a mess I'm gonna destroy you destroy you you you think you can mess with me I'm God I could I could destroy the universe in a single honk you think you can mess with me it's impossible here well oh you left here sorry sorry all right hey where'd you get your glasses back oh this kid I swear oh excuse me sorry did you want something oh no it's the flippy the wrong way over I'd go ah come on maybe I could oh but oh dude oh oh oh it's flippy the wrong way guys it's flippy the wrong way guys guys it's flippy the wrong way guys oh come on I'm using my big brain here guys guys guys don't be no no come on no me gooo come on Oh No yeah good just whoopee ah life is really hard guys it's really hard being a goose it's really hard being a goose it's hard hard goose fine if this is how you're gonna be I will not oh really you you you you get out of there you get in there how did you see what do you have eyes only for loo paper is that what you are is that all you are oh okay all right guys all right all right listen I know how to play this game I'm a smart I'm a smart goose I am big brain goose and I am charging up my big brain goose abilities but just wait you gotta wait because I I've got this I've got this I've got this okay what's my objective make someone buy back their own stuff okay interesting get on TV okay interesting I understand I know I know I know I'm genius oh no please is it it's a toy you own this you own this oh thank you for the assist thank you for this thank you for the assist yeah it's yours yeah it's yours yeah it's yours hey kid where's your toy at hey kid what's going on hey kid yo incus what can I not oh I can only kick it hey kid come here no no no no kid kid kid god you're such a coward you're such a coward go buy back your own stuff you stupid stupid it's a water pump dear airplane go get it hey I'm not even close to here yeah what are you doing what no but oh it's working my master plan [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] I'm a master I'm a goose all right okay all right lady I'm about to ruin your entire existence here I'm about to ruin everything you've ever known loved anything you've ever entertained no I want the basket anything you've ever entertained as existing in this world I am about to destroy you I am a goose you are nothing to me I could destroy you in a nanosecond you know how many humans I've killed unlimited I have never had as many kills as you would even understand that didn't make a lot of sense but it's because I'm speaking secret goose language you wouldn't know what what what that's right that's what I thought back off lady I think you know give gift God why would you not give to me why would you not give to me oh yeah yeah you stupid you turn your back on our goose you turn your back on a goose lived to see the light of day again you never turn your back on a goose what are you stupid I put this in here all right that's to me bring this in here just for safety all right nevermind oh here we go let me bring this in just for safety all right cool good good good now they'll never see it okay I need hair brushed in food cleaner Oh cleaner I saw that it was over here it fell out of the trashcan didn't it didn't I see a bottle of cleaner cleaner clean then wonder cleaner did she take it that lady took it didn't she that lady took it I can't believe it she took it hey what are you doing what are you up to what are you up to yeah that's right that's what I thought she took it didn't she oh yes she did Gerst earn it I'm taking this mine mine peace was never enough hey you I hate you I hate you I hate how do you see me you're blind you're old how can you even begin to see me no don't even think about I'm taking another one I'm taking something else you think you've beaten me but you are wrong so wrong never been more wrong in your entire existence I will destroy you I will annihilate you you will be dust before me okay all right that's three I need the hairbrush I need the cleaning product I need no no no I'm stealthy goose egg NAB it darn goose live back to the old farm no not what I needed hey bud told me you can't what no you can't how do you see me how do you see me you're old and blind oh yeah oh yeah this this big brain mode I've officially done it I've done it I've done it I've done it now I'm gonna go the long way around cuz I doubt there's any way that she could see me if I'm all the way over here right no way she's so dumb he's so stupid you're so stupid you're so stupid you're so stupid I've got oh I'm so stupid I'm so stupid good goose here we go alright fine we got this hey lady how are you doing how you been hey you good oh oh that's weird I thought I had a greeter no you don't you're dumb I'm smart there we go oh yeah I just need the poop paper just got a wipe my goose ass on all your loo paper the brush here gotta keep my beautiful haired shape you'll never catch me alive you'll never take me alive welp I'm think I'm being attacked well I thought I saw some doily baby I need my old feeble behind stupid lady it's so stupid you got out goose big time goose is on the loose hurry up and done no and done shopping yes I'm so goddamn smart I am beyond smart I'm the smartest that there ever were alright time to trap the boy in the phone booth I mean there's gotta be a way there has to be a way for me to get that kid to smack his face on this broom I bet it's like a secret okay this is the right way this is the right way okay good good good could bring us as far down south as I can she won't see me she won't see me she has no idea she has no idea where did my broom go Oh ever since my husband divorced me I've only got sweeping and was chasing him that's really sad I didn't mean I did I apologize for nothing what did I say I'm the bully of YouTube and I stand by my words okay hey kid I kid I nice Lacey you got dude oh god why aren't you scared my scared you incus oh dear Hank are you going stupid stupid idiot I'm gonna it's this is gonna work come here you go beer come here yep cook keep coming up right here come here kid good come hear my voice well come on do it do it do it kid do it do it do it do it I swear to God do it ah this game is unplayable it's stupid so literally unplayable over here come here come in I'm gonna make you do it you're gonna do it you're gonna run okay I'm gone okay fine then there you go I've gave them to you cuz I'm so nice but I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna honk you're right into that I'm gonna honk you right into it what'd you do you did juice run run ah okay all right here yeah you gonna get it now goose it's impossible it's impossible it can't be done it's a pocket simp I god this game is unplayable this game is garbage this game is this is the worst game ever made in the history of forever this game is awful this game is garbage no one no one can do it no one it's impossible it's impossible it's impossible ok I got a trap the child all right how do I trap the child huh how do I trap this child first off how do I get the phone booth even open in the first place kick hey we're playing a game hey we're friends Wow why would you do something like that hmm okay what about in here what about this how do I get in there there's a lot of mysteries abound a lot of mysteries abound hey dish get out of here goose goose incoming okay in the both gain the both oh that's easy how are you gonna do well you gotta do what you gonna do right will you call it calling oh I don't know what to do what are you gonna do huh I'm in love on TV I'm beautiful beautiful I always thought I should be on TV I'm goddamn gorgeous of God why trap the shopkeeper in the garage I like that idea I like that idea a lot where's this garage where's the garage ah here I see Oh interesting interesting interesting okay I think I have an understanding of how I would do this hey how are you hey where's your poop paper what is that what do you draw was that your iron hip what is that your Metamucil canister I didn't even break the rake yet her though not the rake that the broom hey I'm stealing your whoa I'm stealing your colonoscopy device you better come get it probably really important to you considering how many calls colonoscopies you probably need hey lady are you where's your yeah you get better get your speculum it's in here hey you're so dumb you would come after me in a hot second last time and now you won't do it get the girls don't shoo the goose get the girl I'm stealing your toy stealing your toy it's me stealing your toy come here come here you don't want this I've got your property all right fine I'm gonna get your price gun hi hey you doing what are you doing what's going on what are you doing what are you doing where'd I go I got your baby what you gonna do about it we got your baby you're not gonna come to find your baby yeah you better hey hey hey hey that's that's not fair I want it come here give me your baby give me your baby what are you doing what are you doing okay your baby your baby oh you suck why do you suck the answer is you do come on no God no you're so fast how for an old lady are you this fast this should be impossible your your feeble bones shouldn't be able to go the speed oh yeah this time I've got your number my baby my baby oh and my colonoscopy device okay what what what why are you having why would I why would I go that way why would I go that way why would I go that way your sack we gonna do you new broom all right fine I'm gonna take something else oh yeah I can give me we're gonna be come on go god damn it go go go go God why swear I swear I win I will watch as you still slowly starve as you beg for your life when you when I'm done watching you waste away to nut Oh Oh real oh really really lady really really you're gonna you guys push me you gonna I will trap you in there again when done with you swear eyes it's what is this what is this this is spacious days this isn't even a good this is a duck this ain't no goose goose you think you're a goose you you think you goose I will not stand for this this is wrong I just think about what side of history you're standing on huh think about the thing about there oh you want your broom up give your broom give your broom I swear I swear you think that I will just go easy on you you think I will go easy on you the answer is I will not the answer is I absolutely will not go easy on you I will destroy you in every way shape and form you think that mercy is something that I even comprehend no no I will watch The Life Drain from your where did you go there you are okay I will watch The Life Drain from your eyes as I take that which you love the most away from you try me try me what what try me try me try me try me try me try me was that the wrong end with the wrong end you're Metamucil oh you don't want to have irregular bowel movements to you you you specious piece of garbage you are the worst you humans disgust me okay I'm out of here that's it so enough for you you will waste away and you will die and I will live on eternal coz I am goose and you're nothing when compared to the mighty goose the mighty goose has no mercy the mighty goose only knows pain and suffering in the of you I will destroy you I will destroy everything you've ever known never loved brassiere if there's any proof in this world that I have really points out the fact that I go on my goosey way excuse me goose coming through this is the goose caboose is loose better grab me my girthy goose eNOS will not be denied hello hi how are you you look mighty fine what most articles I detect the cook a goose I could swear that might have been a goose around here but alas I exterminated all the goose in the great goose war of 1932 that couldn't possibly be a goose here oh I guess he really wouldn't pay no mind to that make someone break the fancy Vaz help the woman dress up the bust make the man spit out his tea get dressed up with a ribbon make the mango barefoot do the washing of course goose mmm egads I've been had what hey you've got the wrong [ __ ] on the get the wrong [ __ ] I'm gonna make you spill your d you didn't see nothin got the wrong [ __ ] on the uppy uppy this guy's paranoid this guy's paranoid what's that lady is that a goose my word no no no no you don't see me why why would you do this oh geez did that not count as barefoot how do I get both of his feet I will destroy you I hope you know this I hope you realize this I will destroy you I am a goose that knows no mercy I'm a goose that will haunt all of your dreams right in your crotch stupid what that didn't count be kidding me that didn't count Oh spit out his tea not spill it ah I'm dumb excuse me excuse me just a goose hey wait no come back all right fine then fine fine fine just cuz you got tea on your crotch to get this fine whatever you stupid a-hole I'm gonna destroy what what GV sees me right now taking it what this is not what I wanted to take my man dignified goose I'm a dignified goose I shouldn't I've done it I've broken it we're making someone break the man he goes how do I do this how do I make someone break the fancy Lowe's you want this what hey burrs ear Hey look I've got the Brezina excuse me I've got your bra pardon me scuse me up toe okay can hardly believe this how do i reset this bad boy can i reset this bad boy oh oh did I waste my one opportunity to make him spit I hope not oh oh interesting interesting where does this lead oh oh must get these three set I can't have it are you gonna rebuild that wow that's really impressive lady wait hi hello put your flappity flap you're drinking your tea yet hey so you should get thirsty yeah remember it's tea time it's whatever the heck time it is stop being so paranoid and just drink your damn tea everything's fine I'm like drooling at this ham sweet hammer this hammer Sunday night yeah drink sip sip sip the tea of death sip it no don't you dare this is my mom all right I need a bar of soap for something I don't know how to do the laundry but I'm gonna steal your soap okay so the bust is there interesting now where would I do laundry at is laundry to be done over here I think you would kill a goose nope my bow mine mine mine mine I am hidden you don't know where I am how is this possible how does how does humans have this power get away from me stop it all right there you're done Oh fight fight or make love how do I wear this can I wear this get dressed up with a ribbon I want to how do I do it how do I do it no no what what are you doing what are you doing what do you want the ribbon get away from the ribbon what are you doing hey stranger danger help please stop I don't want it please up ah you are the biggest a-hole I've ever known I can't believe you oh I can't believe you you two suck harder than anyone I've ever known to suck I can't believe you I'm stealing your bread stealing it you'll never get it back you'll never ever get it back you're never gonna get it back oh god here I went the wrong way I never might believe you stupid idiot you thought you could get away from the brassiere you thought I can't pin that there I'm stealing the soap stealing the soap the soap is mine and you suck the soap tastes delicious by the way I'm stealing a sock as well okay I'm stuck in a wall here but you I hate you a pair of socks why do I need a pair of socks why do I need a full pair my sock almost as vital as my brassiere whoo dude you'll never get it back you'll never get it back you will never get it back in the history of forever you will no pain can you whoa oh he's looking okay I'm just gonna get everything to stage two that's the key that's the trick yeah what do you do about your brassiere nothing you can do where'd your newspaper go your newspapers right here you idiot here take it thank you you're welcome dummy I've got a sock I'm a stealthy goose with a sock excuse me goose coming through what what what no what how you I swear I swear I said it's in it's in the drink now it's in the drink it's gone and you know what you know it's next the brassiere that you stole from me that's my bra that's my bra that is my bra what you gonna do stop it yes yeah what what you suck why can't you be a perverted old man let's steal this other sock taking this taking this nothing you can do about there's literally nothing you can do about it God you did something about it why your I hate you all I hate every of you I'm taking this well you're never gonna stop me you're never in the history if we're ever gonna stop me I am an unbeatable goose I'm the strongest goose in the entire you read your goddamn paper Oh sprint sprint goose waggle then what okay all right I am unbeatable can you hear that why can't you hear that how can you hear that where'd that other sock go it's on the line it's mine now mine right you will need you will know pain you will know true pain get away for why am i running oh I hate you I hate you so much I hate you I hate you I hate you I will burn down your crops I'll burn down your house I'll burn down every you've ever known it ever loved I'm taking this run-run goose give to me run run run huh right why are you now running well you can't run with a sock who I never why am I not running go finally freakin finally alright make it make it make it make it make it make it make it make it stop this guy I swear yes I know my goose is dummy thick and the slap of my mighty feet hell hurts my presence I'm aware of this a slipper slipper mister mister I need a slipper mister mister Easter Easter Easter mark it's a stealth game you don't know that it's not a stealth game it's a game of aggression whoosh I aggressively stealthily took that aggressively pure unadulterated aggression this vaz needs to die so decrees me the mighty goose where'd you go oh oh the mighty thick goose that is right this goose is mighty this goose is thick this goose will not be denied this goose is sick I bet I bet I bet lick someone break the fancy face how they do that make someone break the fancy pitcher everyone stop stop what you doing and listening to me I am about to use my giant brain thank someone break the fancy face I know what this means I know what this means I know how to do this I know and I'm willing to bet I'm willing to bet I'm willing to bet a sweet like that I've got the solution right now I've got the solution I bet a sweet like if I'm wrong about this then I'm wrong here hey wait if I'm wrong you out you can dislike all you want but if I'm right if I'm right that see I bet that means you have to give me a sweet like guys you have to that's part of the arrangement this part of the arrangement you gotta give me a sweet like how is that standing up on that son that doesn't make any sense guys you gotta give me a sweet like you gotta give me a sweet like it's it's part of it see that see this is what happens we make fun deals we make cool arrangements and everything's good now what do I gotta do help the woman dress up the bust hi you don't want that what you talking about how do we dress up this bust nobody needs a bra new he needs a that can't have a ball boss you need a hat on that bust hey bud what are you doing are you doing going in for the kill stealth game my nards still came my left nipple you'll never get me her yet lady my good would you God zukes how would I put this in the ball here you'd love this wouldn't ya go ahead put it hoop opis hacks mmm that yeah put it on the bust put it on there yeah pretty good pretty good how about the pipe about the pipe maybe the bus could use a sweet pipe maybe just stick it right in the marble there yeah yeah yeah that's a good thing yeah there you go Oh pipe funkalicious let me just make out with this fish over here yeah what about that if we stick it right in there yeah that's fine all right now glasses this this old man I'm taking everything he's ever loved it's my chance my chance oh oh god please no I need that give to me no please I need I'm the best I'm the best I'm the best there ever was I'm the best I'm the genius I'm the genius best love a gingy best there one glasses I've never seen these before hell you suck there now the bust of oldie Eustace is complete I can remember my husband wander up luli garden I don't know why everyone's dead here hey can I make out with this okay so how do I get dressed up with a ribbon that's the question here ah no no lady no okay so how would I get dressed up with a ribbon I know I know exactly how I know exactly how wait wait I know how I know how I thought it was okay I see what I have to do I have to get rid of the competition here I just have to hide the competition take this bow where you had lady okay I see what I need to do there we go perfect perfect perfect perfect come on but it's me it's me is be is me your precious goose statue is I'm this is perfect it's perfect it's no God don't look there don't look there look at the bow oh you can't fail you can't see me you can't find a catch but you can't see you can't catch what you can't see you can't catch what you can't see you have no idea you have no idea you've lost me forever you'll never find it ever ever no wait you can't guess what you can see now I just need to bury this body perfect right there there we go perfect what here's me you must be blood she's cannot how could she know it's me well I've been here is be this Bo peeps why you I'm utterly convinced [Music] what no what do you mean oh I see because the body is ah I see okay all right well you listen lady listen lady lady listen to me listen lady you need to get the stick out of your ass and listen to me I hate you I will ruin your life I will destroy your entire exert everything you have ever known and ever loved I'm going to destroy everything [Music] get up get up get up I'm gonna kill this competitor goose I'm either gonna [ __ ] this goose or I'm going to chop this goose into next century give me the bow what do you suspect foul play that doesn't work with Mises but what was that nothing what could it have been it's just a goose it's just your normal GU statue did you just try to listen [Music] [Laughter] guys I did it I did it I did it guys that deserves a sweet like if ever there was anything that proves I have a big brain and that I am deserving of a sweet like it's the fact that I have a bow I did it I did it okay I did it okay make the man go barefoot make someone prune the prize rows interesting make someone prune the prize rows a make the man go barefoot you say it was a lie it was a lie the entire time a lie and now I have a pretty pretty bow I have a pretty pretty bow it was over here there's nothing over looks like I could break through it but apparently not okay the prize rose where are your shears have you just accepted the fact that I'm gonna wear this bow because if you take it away from me I'm gonna really be bad okay apparently not okay hey cheers you see someone's gonna trim this Primrose but I don't know who it's gonna be how do i how would I get this lady to trim this prize rose or maybe not the lady maybe the man's gonna trim his own rose I bet those wrong mark Oh goose in trouble we got a goose down no lady please ah lady are you gonna chop my head off yeah dude do it do it I dare you I dare you do it you wouldn't we gonna do okay so I can't bring that over there but I could grab it and go through the gate so that must be the way to do it so I'm gonna do that I'm I'm gonna do that okay that's besides the point I need to stop being ridiculous this is a very serious game what is this what is this yeah my competitor of course excuse me pardon me is what no don't my book this is my ball I don't know what you're talking about hmm I know it's changed but I do know okay so what I need to do I need to get her to trim this the tail off of that yeah yeah yeah okay yeah okay okay okay all right okay all right okay I don't like that I look in chat and it says mess with her bush because that's I'm really eating the squirrels ass [Laughter] tastes like nuts I'm sorry guys I would like to humbly apologize it's just oh no it came over me guys I don't understand what happened to me I feel like feel like something's very wrong with me all right aren't you uh what'd you give her an old trim huh what are you gonna do lady how do I make this man go barefoot how do I make you go bare for what what what what do something old man do something I dare you I dare you I dare you oh that's how weak that's his other foot oh you think you're so clever yo incus you can't catch what you can see you've lost me lost me there it is or where is it where is it my friend you have no idea because you're stupid my rose how could you do this to me I don't know I scarce all the sudden but everybody's just rolling it how could you do this to me my rose [Laughter] you guys can't see because my face is blocking it but the curse is gone no the only happiness in me life it'll never grow back it'll never grow back it'll die and wither it's already dead the only difference is it doesn't look like it right now and you will die cold alone sad your wife gone her husband gone and you can't see the love that's there but the two of you you are pathetic and you are sad reading your newspaper or like a fool didn't even feel your tootsies why it can't breathe I can't decide if I'm Scotties or not okay goodbye where are ya okay goodbye what this is this is ridiculous this is absurd I'm out of here what my bow [Music] okay anyway what what why oh thanks thank you up dig I'm not entirely sure what happened there all right whatever you're taking your mail away I don't know where I'm gonna put it but I know it's gonna go in the garbage you know I knew I did this for a reason I knew there was a reason for this I knew I knew there was a reason for this I knew it I knew it all along I knew I knew goodbye good luck on your journey I knew there was a reason that I brought the rake over here I knew it I knew it all along also why did he throw the badminton with me oh please tell me yeah mail yes please thank you needed this for stuff and things is this this lady's mail well too bad not anymore I'm taking this I don't know where and I don't know why but I'm taking this look fish code Oh something I haven't thought about Negus yeah the old fish code and I do remember it fondly I remember it very very hello hello hello hello oh hey you look like an old Italian man hey you look like that bust hey does your wife know you're not dead and your wife has been mourning over you painting the painting of you for you oh [ __ ] oh you got remarried Oh God or you diss your mistress oh [ __ ] okay excuse you lady that's really rude why would you be rude like that I don't like your tude hey listen I ain't ain't no thang I don't judge I don't judge a lot I'm gonna untie it your shoes ease you shoot all gone God that's what you're gonna do about it don't shoot me I'll unsure you shoot you're gonna die you're gonna be buried in a shallow grave you only never gonna see the light of day again Hey you think that you could see the light of day no I'm gonna destroy everything you know yeah that's right make your girlfriend do all the work while you sit around like a lazy sack of bum you know stupid I hate you I'm running I'm making a break for it okay all right well can I get my badminton racquet yeah whoo yeah give me okay fine whatever because I'm not welcome here no one likes gooses I know I know I know I know this metal gear it's metal goose solid it's metal goose hey lady lady hey lady I'm getting my bad man in there nope bring him this in you can't stop me get it in there okay we're in I don't know I'm bringing this bad man their bull we're in we're in whirring we're going for it when's she gonna where is she where is this lazy sack of bones there she is listen lady there's a nice badminton in here why does everything I love get taken away from me all right I'm in I'm in baby oh I'm in better hope I'm not cook for dinner but I'm in oh yeah I'm in okay where am I going wait no hey I want to be out there there I want to be where the people are out there where they're always happy I want to see those what Yuma call it dick I don't know okay goodbye see you around I see you around hey ticket see you take care okay yeah we're freaking okay I'm stuck in the box there we go that's good okay what is going on here what's this what's behind here it's that no goose sign if that is I'm gonna be very pissed I'll be very upset you know how upset I will be okay apparently there's nothing here for me there's nothing at all there's no thing okay hello do I have objectives Oh break the dartboard get the toy boat make the old man fall on his bum I love that one and right onto a knife be awarded a flower steal a pint glass and drop it into the canal set the table okay you seem all like reasonable requests what is what what why why is what what is what what what am I look what am I looking at what what is this what is this what what what what I'm not arms and sure I understand what that was this is a plate do I need this to set the table probably all right goose away hello just a wittle waddle of a goose oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh God you cats get looks okay - it'll waddle of a little goose coming through don't mind a little water there's a fork ah no it's lady please I just bring you the plate mixing all of your beautiful ink which is here listen lady lady listen you don't need to be bothered killed no worries is this the table I need to set what table would stay what we talking about here which table we talking about cuz uh I can't seem to reach many so I'm just gonna shrinkage okay I don't like this lady I don't like Bertha over here gimme that toy was it just get the toy boat give me the toy I want the toy give me the toy don't lady late lady I swear I swear you think that you can mess with the likes of me but you cannot lady lady lady listen lady lady you're so pretty but you need to go you need to go you need to go away and lady lady lady all right come on come on come on come on yeah this is what we're talking about here ah I hate you I hate you I hate you so much gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme yes i lady please please I just want to join you for dinner uh-huh you don't know where I am okay maybe you okay this this lady might be kind of not she dumb she a little too dumb for her own good she's a little too dumb okay what did I need to do with the boat nothing I just needed to get the boat okay so there's got to be a table here what is this boink oops is that olive oil is that some weird wine I don't know this table no not that table this table no I almost died I almost died okay okay okay I almost died but it's okay it's okay oh well all right then there goes the bucket I don't know why I need the bucket maybe I don't need the bucket maybe the table isn't over here maybe the table is inside my heart maybe it's been maybe it's the table on the inside that counts or maybe it's the table the quote-unquote table over here with this tablecloth you know what I mean cuz otherwise why would you be able to go here and why would the plate be right here you know what I'm talking about I'm thinking that that might be the table which I gots to go get me some silverware Oh lady ooh you don't care okay that's good to know hey it's alright hey we all good here we're friends we're friends can we drop dead there let me go get what did I need pepper candle how do I get the pepper pepper Commission pepper please dad's can't zukes can't zooks I'm stuck gadzooks alright it's okay it's okay it's okay why you gotta be like wow you scary lady Dagny I lost - [ __ ] my pepper nope get in the hall okay okay so okay so good so good baby yeah okay I just need the fork a candle and a knife yeah I've got this make a new try not tell I literally made one yesterday what more do you want from me you greedy greedy people I can't believe that I can't believe it how could you ask so much of me okay all right we're on the way to a knife we're on the way to a candle we've got this hey lady lady listen where's a candle ah perfect perfect for goose perfect for goose excuse me lady hey lady hey lady what do you think you see who shoot she sees me oh no she don't see me oh no she don't know my candle junk hey what's going on oh [ __ ] and shine kiss no no no no no no no no no my candle my is my knife cup Gooden through the gap just go the whole guy I hate you I hate lady I hate you no don't you dare I'm going for it I'm going for it no no no no no no no no you suck I hate you give me Jaden Oh believe it that goose is sword issues so dastardly so dastardly but yeah and yet there's something about that goose it's enticing in a weird way I know must be the caboose no ink okay one more I think this is right this feels right then I always go with my gut feeling over literally anything else are you that you stole you stole it for me I'm sorry this is mine not and away good thing they can't hear the pitter-patter of my feet my Tootsie footsies or else they might get a little bit concerned sorry excuse me I'm a goose I know no better you can't blame me I'm just a goose with an amazing caboose flap oh Jesus I've never known anyone smarter than me there's literally no one that could possibly be ever smarter than me I'm undeniably smart unbeatably smart I'm incredibly smart goose my goose knows no bound ok break the dartboard I don't even know where a dart board is be awarded a flower Steel pint glass and dropping in the canal all right I'll make that the last thing I do because that means I got to get out of here then I would have to sneak back in if it was you oh the old man you're the old man what in tarnation's what is this hello oh we're communicating loose loose oh wow goose whoa I'm a good goose give me a flower thank you thank you so much thank you that was really nice I think they like me I think they like me I think they God I look over at chat and I just see make them goose cheeks clap and I realize how little hope there is left for the human species I just I I have this lovely exchange with these people here and then I look over and someone makes me think about clapping goose ass and I that you know you'd think that would be the the lowest that low could be oh you broke your hip oh yeah yeah you broke it you broke it all yeah sorry he'll never be never be okay again sorry excuse me dartboard how do I break a dartboard how do I break it how do I break a dartboard oh oh you're really bad at that I don't know about that cat away brick how would anyone break a dartboard they would throw a dart that's too big to throw at it right yeah hey come at me charge me as like a bowl [Music] okay okay he's going for a dart ah okay okay oh so stupid also really strong oddly strong I don't I don't know about that one I don't know drop a bucket on the burly man's head I agree wholeheartedly with this I know exactly how to do this Oh shooty ray how you doing oh I see are you the burly man you might get your own little taste of bucket heaven wait what are you going for I don't know what that's for lady to be perfectly honest I don't know what this for hello don't mind me just a goose hey buddy hey you the burly man you the oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh god no Sam I Sandra danger stranger danger okay flower what you gonna take the flower that I was awarded away from me is that really what you're gonna do is that really what you're gonna do with your life no don't what are you really that curious are you really that curious and lady are you gonna take every plate away from me is that really what you're gonna do right now is that really what you're about to do right now are you gonna take the plate the candle the fork are you gonna take that all the way because if you do I swear I hate will hate you I'm gonna hide it so you never see it ever again stupid is what you get stupid is what you get all your hopes and dreams gone stupid can you can any of you at home you lovely people I don't believe that stupid lady officially run out of jokes oh sorry guys I've officially run out I've got nothing left okay she's gone for this no goose sign because she hates goose and that's dumb what do you made the pepper don't there is no pepper there's no pepper just go for the goose sign there's no candle either funny your little AI brain can't process this just go for the goose' oh there's no fork either oh there's no nice weird how about that huh go for the goose son so he can clear a path so I can drop bucket on the burly man before I mistake you for the burly man to drop a bucket on your head stupid there you go that's what you get no you listen to me oh oh I know oh it's perfect tur mater oh I know oh I know oh I know I know exactly what needs to be done I know exactly where is the I'm looking for the big lady I don't care about that lady I know exactly what needs to be done Oh burly man Oh burly man burly man yeah where'd I go where am I I'm going it's a mystery dagnabbit I can't believe it he's gone that audaciously handsome goose is gone oh where could he have run off to uh well donations dagnabbit I guess I'll never be able to catch him that handsome goose is gone forever I'd best return this tomato back to its original place where oh where could it go wait what where's it going where's he going Oh but alright okay alright can I take these boxes away from you you stupid okay all right okay okay all right two can play this game huh now there's only one possible place with this tomato could go right follow me follow me excuse me pond me whoa wait he's not following me is he oh hi lady listen it's me the pretty goosey gave a flower today hey listen are you maybe that's not quite right mahtim gosh darn it my tomatoes very vanished they vacated the premises I can hardly believe this this is ludicrous Oh gadzooks let me just see if he puts that tomato back in that box or if he's gonna hunt round for uh another box Oh tomato lying here on the ground I best put it in this box hmm this seems probably quite right okay so he's gonna put it in the closest box that's what I know I know this hey sir come with me hey come with me are you gonna I got your tomato I've got your tomato what are you gonna do about it what you gonna do what are you gonna do what do you know nothing are you gonna do what are you gonna do what you gonna do oh there it is put it back in this box do it get it put it back and he's going for it go for it he's going for it I'm gonna get it he's going for it he's going for it I'm so smart I'm so smart lady you get out of here right now oh yes my opportunity my chance one chance if you had one chance would you blow it I'm will not get rekt you stupid [ __ ] you got goosed oh you stupid it looks like you murdered somebody so dub blink what this is ridiculous what in the tarnish this must be some crazy magic a job well done oh wait oh god I could have gotten him again twice in a row oh this bucket seems to be in my way oh no he's stuck oh no can't process this conundrum this capacity I've been broken fine ruining my fun I can't believe you I'm gonna get him I'm gonna get him again egads once more I've been goosed alright guys I'm done I'm done nice work goose okay it's fine but hey what are you doing it hey listen goodbye see you around sayonara fare thee well have a good day I'll see you I'll catch you on the flip it if I can I'll get the catch you on the flippity-flop blink got it nailed it I'm the best there ever was where am I now where am i where am I now wait a minute is this where that locked gate is I bet it is a bit it's a locked gate oh it is oh [ __ ] it is okay alright okay good great good great that means that we are drain okay that means that we are very close you make a good point there Chad you do you raise a good point you raise a great point actually I have neglected something very very very important I've neglected something incredibly important [Music] I'm gonna get all the goose ladies with this goose call goose goose oh well I don't like this place is horrifying oh it's a model of the actual village as weird and creepy I see Oh gardener lose-lose Oh lady I sure did ruin your life the goose goose I feel so powerful wait is that a model of someone looking at the model news Wow do I do it loose what do I do it's obviously important over here hello oh oh [ __ ] oh god ghosts all know the pain of couse I knew that I was a god of destruction goosy pain oh god oh god hello I've done it Oh take it all the way back home you know I will oh I've done it I've done it I've done it I've done it I've taken it no one can stop me take that old lady that's what your kids but I'm gonna knock over every single one of these before I leave I am a god of destruction I will see your entire civilization toppled and burned I will burn it all to the ground everything will be destroyed everything shall be torn asunder can this be torn asunder I will tear this to the ground I don't destroy your beautiful town will be destroyed you will know pain you will know true agony lady I will come back for that oh yes you will know suffering oh yes oh I cry goose to the heavens [Laughter] okay oh I love it so much oh yeah all right you survived another day all right is there anything else here I could break oh forgot about this goose goose goose the horrible goosey call goes all right wait there we go [Laughter] here's huge would reduce sorry I'm having too much fun here's I just got to make sure everything's destroyed properly before I leave you out shovel gone flowers trampled you in the lake in I said in the lake there you go I'm gonna go back and get the Bell real quick before I get too far away from it my sweet delicious Bell Goose Zilla yes yes the truest goosey goose in the drink in the water and the Bell is wait what's this over here is this a secret it's our secret over here can I climb on here no gasps too big my goosey caboose is too girthy too much juice in the caboose over this way hello no lies only lies all right farewell it was good knowing you thank you all so much I'll see you around I uh I don't have the key for this do i how do I get through here hmm maybe the keys maybe the janitors keys or what make that possible it would be wouldn't it this is gonna alert everyone to my presence isn't it ding dong ding you li dong Li I'm a goose what is that well oh god oh god oh god oh god well this is a problem Oh Oh God what in tarnation's is that dreadful sound oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god go go god damn it go go yeah my bail later hey my bail that's mine I will fight you to the death for this bill Oh God ha ha is mine no it's mine hey gadzooks got goose goose nukes gadzooks Oh God Oh God give give yeah you better tell you shoot come on god damn it it's very complicated it's very complicated Oh God stop being stupid oh stop in stupid you just give me give me the bill give me the bill I just want the Bell okay straight shot straight shot this way oh yeah you've lost the trail now the scent is gone where am I now where am i where am I where is this place where am I I don't know where I am oh that's wrong hmm okay there's gotta be a way everything's locked he's got to be a way back ah ah yes lady lady no no no no no no no no no no no get what you fixed it how'd you fix it how'd you fix it I hate you what what what what what I'm gonna I'm gonna break it again and then I'm gonna climb back over and I'm gonna be gone out of here sorry you suck that's what you Oh God Oh God how no no no no God you suck you suck nope nope you suck stop don't you don't don't you dare don't you dare that's right ha why drop it ha ok it's fine it's fine leave me alone no no no no you will not you will not throw that you will not stop in the world you got me okay it's fine it's fine you got soggy feet that's what you get oh okay I'm on the prowl I'm on the prowl no one will ever know no one will ever suspect anything no one will ever know no one will ever suspect no one will never ever know no one will never ever suspect oh you lady I thought you were dead I thought you had a heart attack and died didn't I leave you trapped in that that forbidden garage for millennia and I didn't know that's not your product you don't get oh wait you're different oh no wait you're not you're the TV salesman oh I'm sorry sorry sir ah kid you run away why are you brave now guy you suck my cool get out here you suck so hard we drown you really get stuck no kid stop in brain stop no I will not go really oh my god I swear I swear ooh I just grabbed it okay bye visit is it this is on the way I'm out of here you suck I hate you and everything you do in this therefore is horrible oh I missed my exit I missed my exit by that much go away you suck you suck you suck by the way did I mention that you suck did I mention that you suck thank you can I go now thank you and I'm in the bush does this guy still locked in here I would imagine yes goodbye stupid it is stupid idiot they're all stupid and dumb and I'm smart ingenious I've done it I've done it I've done it the Bell is mine I've done it they all can suck my goose dog I can make it all go to goose hell yes I've done it I've done it I've done it I've done it so good oh yeah wait I just remember there are a bunch of bells in my nest my goosey nest my goose nest my goose yes yes yes yes yes yes I've done it I've done it I did I did I ruined everyone's lives in the meaning in the time during the tap voice acting introducing a goose is a goose goose guys we did it best game best game got a dead hundred out of a hundred hundred million out of a million it's the best game every qualification forget this best by far good escape bestest game that ever existed there is no better game this is the best game in the history of forever there is no better game there's nobody it's a true it's a fact it's the fact its truth there's nothing better there will be nothing better never anything better it's all the goodest that ever existed right here right now I love this game is good good best game best game best game best game ever [Laughter] goose it will they don't know game that this developer makes will ever live up to the glory that is this game it is once and done forever chants press X to honk wave wait there's more there's boy there's more goose goose the goose never dies the goose goes on all right I don't have time to do this now but it's a wonderful game wonderful game fantastic game lovely game best game astonishing game goodest game greatest game best game there's no other game nearly as good good good game great game good game best game unbelievable goose so thank you everybody so much for watching this is it for goose game from me if you want to play the rest of this for yourself why not this is a fantastic game you would not be remiss to play this game because it is just gosh darn great thank you everybody so much for watching if you want to see other cool videos that I've done check out my channel there's just a goddamn ton of them I got a new try to have to laugh yesterday and a whole new smorgasbord of games are coming very soon hit that like button if you goose if you part of the original goose gang you subscribe for more goose content coming at you cotton goose you get ready for more goose coming your way because you can't handle the amount of loose caboose that is set loose and in your neighborhood your neighborhood so get ready smash that like button smash that subscribe and ring the bell oh it's perfect it's perfect for me shelling out ring the goose bell if your real true goose if your true goose you ring that bell to be notified of more goose content coming your way hi Navy that belt down there that belt down there you got to ring that Bell just like the good goose that you are don't be fooled you ain't no fake goose you real goose you goose og original goose you part the goose gang now so ring the bell and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye goose goose goose bye

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Rating: 4.9254866 out of 5

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Id: i7QkGRl517E

Length: 142min 0sec (8520 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 06 2019