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Wow a cow made of butter my girls would love it in fact the first sentence Caroline ever said was I like butter thanks Ted what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash comedy heaven ages birth through 7 poo poo ages 8 through 13 I'm mature now jokes about fecal matter are no longer amusing to me age 14 she made a poop emoji and she has big old honker 600 likes my koumei Vladimir Putin and Bob suckling on his teat 15 likes that's a shame excuse me is this a society for asking stupid questions well read the sign buddy it's the Society for asking stupid questions stupid goat gets owned dumbest Frick wow I'm so dumb so dumb and gay how you been I put a blindfold on and now I can't see the tutorial on how to get a blindfold off because there's a blindfold in the way that's a good one Carson thank you cvs/pharmacy one star review no no please God no please read from viewer three four five six eight three and it's a one-story so let's see what's going on dear Epic Games I want for tonight to add a twerking emote and make the boobs bigger and the booty that's a humble request viewer three four five six eight three board is fricking class right now hahaha fellow you in a car EJ's got a point David you win a car people brag about buying a house at age 16 buddy I built my own at age eight the censored out bra anime is my only escape from this BS called Burger King listen we all have our own escapes and Burger King is just intolerable I understand what's the difference between the lagina in crocodile the difference is in the shape of their jaws alligators eat babies in an Asian Creek crocodiles eat babies in a c-shape very bored right after this tweet I went for a walk and got hit by a semi for the past eight years I was in a coma but I'm so grateful to be alive today well were you he still got the original wagon wake up sheeple six six six death metal was invented by the military-industrial complex solely to sell civilians camo shorts and when you go to Infowars my name is Alex Jones and we don't sell camo shorts we don't believe in the government agenda this is why I had to unfollow my uncle make it a deposit at Taco Bell my man is struggling not a clue what the frick going on but you got some big old milkers man may I be in here me and my wife are getting divorced why am i loved all is better than a real woman my love dog gave me urinary tract infection I'm going back to my wife let's see who can drive what's the correct order all three at the same time I'm bud watch out Wikipedia crashed send us a crash report what were you doing when the crash had been eating a bean and cheese taco the life of a guy is now the life of a gamer god I'm getting tired how long till you reach the fallopian tubes Rowena Corsair k9 500gb platinum mechanical gaming keyboard I'm not gay but $20 is $20 fortnight a Suicide Squad ID card my name is Gerald reputation and daddy's little monster bio a psychiatrist who treated criminally insane patients ability skilled gymnast and as crazy as you are desirable she grind on my genes but she ain't feeling jack doan ain't my cell phone bro that's my boss Eva girl is grinding up against a man's genes it would be normal for them to get hard however the girl doesn't feel anything except a small protrusion which she would assume was simply his cell phone in the wells case it is not in fact the usual cell phone but it is actually his ball sack which can be assumed to be various very small war in the Gulf 1991 I was there dude and it's sucked Operation Desert Storm who's that Pokemon reply with you answer copan copan deez nutz often think about this a moment from my parents wedding video where the cameraman just zoomed in on a plate of ham he got hungry can't blame the guy all this photography is hungry work today was a sad day it was the day we hanged Tobias the golem of the village who attacked a villager in his house he got what he deserved hey toilet quagmire can you please explain mitosis sure thank Peter G hey guys what's the name of the song that goes hoes mad 24 times Bohemian Rhapsody and ice nice I read the ISIS eiga during World War 1 the word Frick was used well I would hope yeah I gotta go iron my dog see you later then I gotta go iron my dog real quick I am made of marijuana every michael jackson grunt sign in to confirm your age the deep state of meditation which may lead to extraordinary states of consciousness I fell asleep and flying around my house it was awesome while I was flying a wide to poop so I flew to my bathroom and poop when I woke up there was a poop in my pan here memories on I love that video so much Nathan Campbell are you still a Jake's house you need to come home and start getting ready for bed [Laughter] it's a school night Nathan [Music] snort my crap damn Nathan New Yorker who works in a burger place well could did a boy get joint New Yorker who wants a burger give me a Boyka New Yorker who works in a burger place one boy got coming up New Yorker who cooks at the burger place time to cook of pasty boy go you don't like short guy do you I like especially cute guy nope go drink more milk kid at Taco Bell am I pretty not one bit the hashtag watermelon fries is back I'm weak in the face how can you tell if someone loves you back or not this one time I took a massive dump at a party in the toilet got clogged and then I realized there was no plunger so I had to scoop the crap out of the toilet out of the bathroom window and it landed on the dog outside I was like oh crap what does that have to do with anything story time thanks for the flight Southwest air had a great time we're happy you enjoyed the extra legroom we look forward to seeing you again next time the man is pee he is too easy let it fly hello would you like help with our products I am a real person if you want real tape lol nice I'm a people person I'm a goose goose bro what puberty did to my friends what puberty did to me and he's making nice money changed no to the Quran in my dad's phone okay throw a party this weekend chapter one if you could revive someone who is dead who would it be my dad he died of cancer that's lame I choose to pack Ronnie may I introduce you to my best friend Jesus nope @qr elves I have a question for my school project of the qiblah Culinary Arts well gosh we hope we can help what is your question what cup size is mrs. Keebler please DJ Khalid spare me no Sasuke not this time don't cry featuring XXX Tadashi on kool-aid braw did even hit you that hard please don't cry just don't let mom hear you crying bro I wanna get banned from my iPod again Wow Shh each time you open a book and read it the tree smiles knowing there's life after death a Minecraft that stinky Steve I love stinky Steve use our product if you want to stop having diarrhea from John's it's anti diarrhea medicine the Carl's Pro diarrhea medicine your product is for cowards Adam can't wait to eat this succulent in sweet corn and it's only four for one dollar what do you guys say about that Adam he's just like and I love this coin pardon my swag oh I forgive you spongebob t-shirt capitaine america this boy died cranking that Soulja Boy Hey look he had to New Zealand police when we have to tell someone their family member has died in a crash this is the worst everybody's bringing something tasty for the picnic we can't eat a tennis racket toad you freaking mistake yo mama's so ugly she's the reason why people put seeds in the ground so ugly mama do kill them with her ugly fade yo mama's so stupid she thought that Luca rules the ultimate story was an actual book your mama's so fat that she died of diabetes I'm sorry for your loss yo mama's so old she knows sex the side of six nine the media never talks about six nine was walking down the street one day when he saw a boy crying he asked him why you crying Youngblood the boy said I didn't go six for six on the tub 100 billboard so six men whispered in the boy's ear scum gang let your nut sang hey you got any sisters by the way the boy took his advice and let his nuts hang he then dropped the hottest symphony of the 19th century that boy was Beethoven and that brings us to the end of our slash comedy heaven and if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

Channel: EmKay

Views: 4,292,397

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Id: N_xiv6NFRrs

Length: 10min 48sec (648 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 08 2019