r/Comedyheaven | JUSTIN "BURGER".........................

you are the one for my dreams the anchovies from SpongeBob what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash comedy heaven hey Commonwealth Bank how about you service your freaking ATMs and Bunbury so punters like me will not have to take fish to them he'll have no choice but to come and fix them I have more fishing tape and willpower than your entire organization fix them now damn dude all right that's like an oddly like effective method though I'm pressed to the owner that gargantuan bronze London head please move out of the parking spaces 7b as we have very important produce deliveries arriving shortly no but could not move hey Bella what are you taking by Jesus then yes not taking a dump our armed security chimps the future of school safety source is saying yes but working really hard this Bionicle I'm really proud friend shows up with this bad boy it's so wide stretched I can't even tell what he's got Barack Obama this isn't even funny this is just epic Rap Battles this isn't funny this is that's dumb dude is that John Papa Harrison notorious b.i.g in the same photos Wow I also don't see how this is funny the last you've been real big stinkers man hey flamingo you disturbed blocksberg players can I be your toilet I'd let him in flamingo be my toilet I know you don't watch these videos with Mingo but I'm telling you right now you can be my toilet any day I won't use yet but I'll talk to you you know I seem like you have a chitchat tom tell me about how being a toilet is you know mu kudex i love you booger man I want to eat you hmm maybe I just want to take you up on that offer you heard it from Cody blacks support breast cancer I don't know if that's what you meant Kodak but I appreciate the sentiment police told them eat broccoli he refused the resistance is what keeps us moving forward as a society no to the establishment never eat broccoli hey Parker good morning thanks for getting up and getting school love you have a great day mama loves you dad bro moment when your mom says the pizzas are done featuring gummy bear I love it dad thanks the rest of the world white / gold blue / black breast feeders be like don't matter can't breastfeed in it is it possible to be captain toad treasure tracker oh no is it took you 20 minutes to find out almost a million view is too nice this is coming straight from Dennis Rodman hey CEO of racism I made you some lunch sandwich he made the CEO racism a knuckle sandwich dude the cheese man weirdness weirdo weirdness and cheese I fly pukes out cheese and flies an electric-type strangely enough oh my god how is this county heaven that's just a cute little guys sleeping in the cheese onion Lay's box he's a cutie isn't he no there are children in Portugal Portugal let's talk about it there's this company called Marvel who made a ripoff of this I love Co the ad-dunya thanks for sharing with the class bud you got a like for that which roofer would you use Craigslist or professional honestly I'm gonna go with the Craigslist guy see that cowboy hat and you see that smile I trust that guy with my life especially my roof a crock man wears a pair of Crocs shoes is he made of shoe or shoes made of flesh he screams for he does not know I'm 13 and I'm a 13 year old ask me anything yes how old are you 13 thanks for asking well my dad come back from the shops I'm 13 so Lance he's like I'm 13 to everything Wikipedia deleted articles with freaky titles list of dads who make other dads eat bugs the article itself was completely blank but the tog page just read my dad welcome to the epic gaming multiverse we have Joe Peter versus Dave Twilight Sparkle who's gonna win in this battle to the death Joe Bader so everyone stand guard is to death cube but that's just a three-decker d-train but that's just a three dodecahedron that's not a cube at all car for ice cream three bucks drop my ice cream in the gas station looking to get three dollars bow up in the office how about no dollars you dropped it on the floor bro the whole thing Diary of a farting creeper an unofficial minecraft book wimpy fart I'm pretty sure that's like a real book to what your girl who listens to Weezer homina homina homina huh I spring out of head boy-yoing-yoing jaw drops to the floor old-time car horn blares oh it's funny I love that I fart and I forget I pee and I remember I poop you know you understand Matthew that's too deep for this this this time of the morning dude you are a freaking fat Blin you you are a freaking fat of poop gringo de mierda thanks Franco I really needed that today was a humbler you humbled me we're confused you me both buddy whoa frog man now that dudes like god it's that a neck or chin what's going on it's like his fate it's like there's actually no face there and it was just superimposed like photoshopped on that's kind of it's freaking me out I freakin hate high school the older kids at school made me do the fort night dance and shout go white boy go this is stupid have you gotten your fudge packed by a man of my caliber Jar Jar Binks no you guys are freaking gay what the hell who the heck are you calling gay you're lucky we don't track you down and suck your little you lucky we don't track you down and suck your little stupid wiener do you forget stupid get out of here you must have just idiot you better move the hell on before we clap your balls between a butt cheeks yeah bro job real stuff he weighs over 600 pounds now try not to gasp when you see I'm below I'll try globe [ __ ] logic curve water me happy I don't understand this I'm so lost hello grandma how are you grandma that's Chinese yeah today I had a skirt of you the head in arms first to your left with a gingerbread ball sack oh thanks for sharing with us here eggs are real thankful that you shared this with us today yo if you kill Trevor I'm GTA 5 on Coney au house to rub my wiener on your gaming system thanks x on John I am NOT a guitar well yeah of course not how old's we upload the video idiot like just fog how he turn man nice what is that it's it siding even if you are gay I'll still love your vids thanks Steph the Applebee's in Union New Jersey the hostess who is Goff me they're making a getaway like for Nikki comment for Megan follow for car DP ignore I might just calming for Megan though Joe my name is Joe Joe his name is Joe Joe what why everyone should hate Power Rangers number one he killed Bob Marley cuz I hate the Power Rangers I had a traumatic Kiwi experience and I was a child yeah and that led you to where we are today with this tutorial suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck Weiner corn chips and a ziplock baggie hello everybody I'm going to sing you a song I'm Co Ichi Hirose Kui Chihiro see I'm Kochi Hiroshi M Kochi Hiroshi M Koichi Hirose iam Kochi or cm Cuchillo row seat thanks for the song man that's beautiful you really see Rene did me what do you think of this video help us improve YouTube what does Danimals crunchers feel like in your mouth this is life-changing informative and heartwarming five stars excellent your photo is making a difference it's just of good old Linus tech tips but it's making a difference because people like your photo over 50 times yeah you can't touch me here I'm in the living room dawn he's got me they wanted locked blocked iPhone XXR excess excess max wanted all iPhones locked blocked blind listen bad IMEI ESN no signal no service cash paid for all it's not an iPhone though long division yes long division mean one pinch I hope you have ever heard of a long division meme that's a new one that's a first for me lord please don't let Trump say coffees good the Democrats will ban it and they'll die he wouldn't do that hey who's watching those two are lying this is monkey surrounded by false monkeys I was here first guys could add you a monkey claim Megan well who's watching how to create a meme dude you get a fantastic ass still I'd like to dislike ratio show us how to create a meme emotional and said Nintendo video game music mix more fields I'll be honest I get a little choked up when I see waluigi neglected on the ground like that someone take him to a good home training my rat to launch towards me at a thousand miles per hour completely annihilating my wiener and looks like we're getting to pretty close speed see it looks like on of 800 miles per hour not quite anihilation speed yet but we're getting there I was just gonna leave a hole where your weird once was sir Murr sleeping indeed he is thanks for sharing this dude died cranking that Soulja Boy you said it yourself soldier we live in a world where either you crank that Soulja Boy year it cranks you and clearly the crank teach Arthur at the same time hey look my man's in a new relationship as the third wheel just making sure everything's safe and sound you know guy what pizza in his pocket gorilla who go uh cuz he want the pizza I mean I want the pizza too I feel that I feel as his need for the za I get it I'm there with him annoying orange live-action 10th anniversary video I want to see that man it's the last thing I needed in my life was a realistic annoying orange paid partnership with Pokemon hashtag ad my hashtag Pokemon go buddy hunch grows like looking in a mirror who else rocking the app how was it like looking in a mirror though pulled on the road and 11 deer on both sides beautiful try to get a big do I have the power to please customers cuz a pickle equals satisfaction and boy do I have one of those I'll teach you my dog had a read life is not all about barking and chasing my friends sometimes you've got to read write and do math he's learning though if you want to download GTA 9 just write download gta ultimate vice city mod then download it anyway and press save file and exit everything but then tap wait one hour then press on it install it'll be downloaded installed Hey the Dobbin rub me from the Facebook maybe bro oh no maybe every saint has a past and every sinner has a future remember that next time you judge me hey I'm asking for donations just drop down to say screw you hey it's a skateboard for 15 euro I'll buy it looks pretty sick I don't understand how this is in comedy heaven though default skin Jonesy says taking a hit in the restroom will deal 200 damage to your lungs do you want that very royale don't VAP simple it's not cool to jewel at school thanks Jonesy if people are talking behind your back just fart just fart just get him off come on milkshake tastes like spoiled milk came into Cup like it was sitting in the Sun and running down the side of the cup we need another ice crew spot in Rock Hill shut this place down the spawns from the owner best shakes in town holding my with my opinion firm how often would you like it updates about beef stroganoff daily yes what if I only want it if something big happens scary sponge neighbor escape is it just its hello neighbor but spongebob that's soda oh man it looks like this doesn't have enough ratings it's probably not even been downloaded more than like five times three stages of a real one struggle grind death when students don't listen I just blow them up just blow them up question 5 study the table below before answering the question and there he goes studying the table below he's go getting any plus I believe in him sir are you the Connecticut Department of Transportation I don't get why this one's funny see like some of them I get this one I have no idea why this is funny it's just not two dollars for a cat just don't want her anymore just get rid of it I'll take two bucks I'll take one just take our did I hear Justin Bieber eats a burger and two hours later he's just in big bird Justin big burr get it because he's bigger like a big fat guy is funny and now it's time to feature a post from user cactus underscore sketches sub farriner die drill and look at that I'm just cheap just chill with some sounds of dongs a Pikachu meme a scary skeleton all sorts fun funky things just relaxing Maxine showing out all cool I love it thank you so much and that's gonna bring us to the end of our slash comedy heaven if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing yet [Music]

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Views: 882,432

Rating: 4.9419045 out of 5

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Id: ZncEOHLODZs

Length: 13min 42sec (822 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 18 2019