r/Mademesmile | kinda fresh doe

this 99 year old true crime fan had always dreamed of being arrested when the dutch police found out that it was on her bucket list they picked her up handcuffed her and threw her in the slammer she enjoyed every minute of it she looks like she's having a great time how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash made me smile because every now and then i like to smile too you know my little sister had an accident today at kindergarten and this is how my dad left to pick her up so she wouldn't feel sad or embarrassed that's what dads are supposed to do all of them yes all of them there is a requirement just at work tripping on acid oh dad believe me most people can't wait to be dads just so they can do the dad jokes and this guy you can tell he's been waiting all his life to say something like this all right we are from village don't know you see or not expecting to get a reply from you can you make them as krishna family here it is wow jeez that is an impressive piece of work we welcomed our firstborn five days ago our dog lucy has been on watch ever since he cried slightly this morning and she immediately went to make sure everything was okay and stayed until he fell back asleep love them both i absolutely love the bond between a dog and a baby it's just the cutest thing in the world this bike may look odd to some but this man built it so that his blind brother can feel the wind like he does that's quite a brother and quite a mechanical engineer look at that that is really well done autistic boy was sad that blockbuster closed so his parents built him his own blockbuster at home what gives where's my blockbuster at home that would be so freaking cool today my mom went on a boat with this dog and i thought everyone deserved to see this damn this guy is 100 ready for whatever they're gonna run into out there i take baths with my cat letting her float in a plastic box i keep the box in my closet i only started doing this about a month ago but now when i turn the bathwater on she runs to the closet and jumps in her box oh she's got a little freaking boat of her own after many long years and struggling i was finally able to pay for braces myself and get them today god i'm one step closer to being able to do that myself i can only imagine how it must feel after that long a time my dog gets really anxious in the car so my grandma asked to sit in the back with him the whole car ride all i heard was it's okay we're almost there brave boy that's too goddamn cute how is same-sex marriage viewed where you live in canada we just call it marriage and since it's not hockey nobody really cares which team you're playing for my mom got me a cardboard cut out of my dog to take with me to college um where can i also get a cardboard cut out of your dog be careful with my baby please oh absolutely i would do nothing but be careful alright i'd rather use my own head to break a fall than to accidentally hurt that little tiny baby puppy today is my last day of chemo oh my god it's just insane how young so many of them are this is ah good for you though you kicked its ass in islam we believe that when a child dies they're sent to heaven as angels and they wait at the gates of paradise to guide you in and reunite what a beautiful belief i love the positivity you've sent me please continue to spread it unlike some of the people in these comments yeah it is rare but you do see positivity every now and then in the comments of random places i made my friend's chinchilla out of wool and i think i captured him quite well oh my god very very lifelike fantastic years ago anthropologist margaret mead was asked by a student what she considered to be the first sign of civilization in a culture the student expected me to talk about fish hooks or clay pots or grinding stones but no mead said that the first sign of civilization in ancient culture was a femur thigh bone that had been broken and then healed mead explained that in the animal kingdom if you break your leg you die you can't run from danger get to the river for a drink or hunt for food your meat for prowling beasts no animal survives a broken leg long enough for the bone to heal a broken femur that has healed is evidence that someone has taken the time to stay with the one who fell has bound up the wound has carried the person to safety and has tended the person through recovery helping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts mead said we are at our best when we serve others be civilized yesterday this kid had his pokemon card collection stolen a local police officer gave him his own collection now what's this you're stacking energy cards on me i don't know if this will make any of you smile as much as i am but i'm officially a 45 year old college freshman i was accepted they even set my schedule oh okay what do we got here we got some historians in the public intro to historical studies world politics world religions all seems quite interesting my father died 14 years ago but i still add his number to my contacts list every time i get a new phone and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that it's just like saving the last voicemail you got from them i paid for his beer and that of his guys everyone loved me i didn't know it was such a big deal for guys my friend has a girl who feeds all of us on the weekends anytime he looks at another girl we slap him on her behalf my crush keeps texting me on how cute her crush is it's not me i don't know if she realizes that i'm reading her text through a blur of tears edit ladies and gentlemen i'm her crush give that man a round of applause a photographer spent two days taking photos at a detroit montessori school during afternoon circle time while the children listened to a story he captured this beautiful picture [Laughter] brilliant photograph about the author when dave pilkey was a kid he suffered from adhd dyslexia and behavioral problems dave was so disruptive in class that his teachers made him sit out in the hall every day fortunately he loved to draw and make up stories he spent his time in the hallway creating his own original comic books in the second grade dave pilkey created a comic book about a superhero named captain underpants his teacher ripped it up and told him he couldn't spend the rest of his life making silly books fortunately dave was not a very good listener and his teacher was not a very good teacher isn't that lovely this guy got on the bus and just stared at me and lula bell on my lap for a solid 30 seconds and then goes are you allowed to have dogs on the bus and i just shrugged then he pulls a chihuahua out of nowhere this took an unexpected and wholesome turn i'm locked out of my dog's facebook account that i created in 2010 and they won't let me back in unless i send over a copy of his driver's license i have no choice but to teach him how to drive this duck brings her ducklings to op's house every year so he can help her take care of them this time 13 fluff balls showed up all right can i have one though maybe two no no i'm being selfish just one just let me have one i had court this morning after taking my son to school this guy in the blue shirt had over three thousand dollars in traffic tickets which accumulated over a course of three years he just got out of prison about two months ago and is looking for current employment it's been hard on him to get a job due to his background before he could explain the judge cut him off and said these exact words look i know the system doesn't believe in second chances for a felon in fact the whole reform idea isn't exactly that i'm a man of god and i believe in second chances you can't move forward with all these fines and a felony on your record i can't do anything about the felony but i'm going to wipe all of these tickets away and write a letter to have your driver's license reinstated you paid your debt to society here is the start of your second chance the judge's name is edward hasbrook man this moment proved all white people aren't against you and everyone in the system doesn't oppose you my girlfriend doesn't eat fish but on paella nights my dad always makes her a separate fish free version aw see now that's thoughtful turn some old sheets i had into some mommy and me fits okay those look really freaking good though you are clearly incredibly talented they hadn't seen each other since daycare closed down their parents arranged for a playdate together this is what happened when it was time to leave ah don't cry guys you'll see each other again sooner than you think i frolicked for the first time ever today bruh y'all ever frolicked before why no one ever tell me about this it's a very well kept secret you can't be telling people about it it has magical properties and it can be dangerous garbage men have read it what's the most memorable thing you found in the trash not a garbage man but my dad was before i was born he's found old fishing lures a bulova watch but most importantly my dad was the driver who had this one girl's garbage wrap and every time the girl would hear the truck she'd get all the last minute garbage from the house and take it out so she could get a good look at the garbage men and she was interested in my dad she even scheduled her radiography classes around trash collection day just so she'd be home when my dad noticed the trend he'd often switch roles with one of the guys on the back of the truck so he could take the girl's last minute garbage from her and toss it in this went on for months one day the girl's father locked her out of the house and said he wouldn't let her back in until she gave her phone number to one of the garbage men coincidentally this was one day my dad was driving she took the trash up to the guy on the back and asked him hey is your driver seeing anyone the guy yelled to my dad hey keith are you seeing anyone and this is how my dad found his most valuable treasure my mom in the garbage they've been happily married for almost 26 years this goose used her wings to protect an abandoned puppy from the cold the puppy went to sleep and stopped shivering see sometimes geese can be pretty nice for me this remains the most profound picture ever taken of obama the little boy needed to know if obama's hair was actually like his own googled most important image on the internet and was not disappointed i can see why i'm not disappointed either if heaven exists then this is what you see at the gates well he better give me a big ol kiss meet the man who has saved more than 1 000 girls from sex traffickers and also provides free education to poor girls now this guy is what we would actually use the word hero for he is the definition of that word born in 1920 in aberdeen helped decode the enigma at bletchley park during world war ii turned a hundred years old today my hero of a grandmother damn the big 100 dude quincy's been waiting all week to show the garbage men his garbage truck but in the moment he was overwhelmed in the presence of his heroes i hid under the bed to scare my boyfriend while he was in the bathroom and when he came out and he saw i was gone i watched him get all excited and run into the closet to wait and scare me i was sitting under my bed crying laughing it's cold out i'ma wear my jammas [Laughter] after six months of being homeless and jobless i now have a new apartment a car and a job in a call center and i did it on my own so proud of myself keep kicking ass dude and look at that you got a sick little briefcase the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school and every time he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as the answer love it 10 out of 10. anonymous angel buys new lawnmower for 85 year old man after his gets stolen you bet your ass he's gonna ride that thing all the way to paradise falls man falsely imprisoned for 10 years use his prison library to study law and have his conviction overturned becomes a lawyer and is now helping overturn other false convictions i hope he got a lot of money when he was released for being put in jail for 10 years for no reason in loving memory of charlie please help yourself to a tennis ball for your dog to enjoy you may also wish to pop it back in the box afterwards for another pooch to enjoy if you wish then you can keep it that is also fine remember to live each moment just like your dog with unconditional love loyalty and happiness a thing i've started doing with my class is giving them a secret mission where they have to do something and if another staff member tells me about it the whole class moves up my rewards chart last week was holding doors for people this week is asking people about their day my toddler slipped and spilled her cereal all over herself and the carpet instead of yelling at her and flipping my sh i picked her up changed her outfit then she helped me clean the mess up no tears no shame no yelling my parents would have hit me and yelled i refuse to be them well you're already 10 000 times better than them very clear since i started my new job about a month ago i noticed one of my co-workers gets treated like an outcast so i made a point to befriend him today he came into my office handed me a gift card and awkwardly goes thank you for treating me like a person [ __ ] i might be crying i was the poor kid growing up my mom used to send me to birthday parties with no present just so i could eat i definitely got to a point where i understood and was embarrassed as hell in fifth grade my friend's mom invited me to sleep over the night before the actual birthday party when her daughter was in the shower the mom laid out the toys that she had bought her daughter for her birthday she let me pick one to wrap and put my name on i'm 37 now and i'm still grateful to that mom that one act made such an impact on me starting my phd program on monday and my mom just asked me if i would send her my papers as i finished writing them for her to read because she's so proud of me she also said she'd try really hard to understand them not even gonna lie i'm full on ugly crying right now last month i posted on ysk advising people not to avoid photos as they're the only way your loved ones will be able to see you when you're gone after my mom died i was left with nothing but her driver's license and a blurry picture because of the post i made someone offered to clear up the blurry picture of us damn they did a fantastic job as a dad one of my favorite responsibilities is making everyone in my house their own special pizza on pizza night i love seeing everyone happily munching on their pizzas um you want to come live with me like at all are these two getting engaged are we all invited to the wedding by proxy now i am two years sober today consequently tayte is two years old we rescued each other my boyfriend came to watch me present my research and at the end i asked for questions he asked a super specific question that allowed me to reiterate the most interesting part of my research he knew the answer he wanted me to be able to highlight it again what a man high school cross country team invites shelter dogs on their morning run i'm not sure who was more excited oh oh absolutely the dogs i don't know this man's name but he deserves to be recognized exhibit b looked at his full three baskets of valentine's candies and cards and jokingly said you got something for every one of the loves in your life didn't you his reply no ma'am i'm a school bus driver hashtag the real mvp in honor of yet another troll saying that i shouldn't post photos of myself here are two cute selfies feeling fine af right now y'all and this is precisely what i mean about saying nothing if you have nothing nice to say what gives anybody the right to tell another human what they should and shouldn't post you're beautiful melissa inside and out and clearly she gave them the best middle finger she could i made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and i said senior i'm sorry miss i'm gonna have to ask to see some id and then she covered her mouth and went oh dear me and couldn't stop smiling you my friend or a really sweet person after not seeing my dog in five months i skyped with him last night my mom sent me this after we disconnected oh i know that feel little buddy this is the best thing you'll see today mitch mcconnell passing a smirking jon stewart in the capital right before the vote on a permanent authorization of funding for 9 11 first responders jon stewart pushed for full funding for years while mitch dragged his feet and betrayed the heroes of 9 11. today mitch goes down to defeat and the 911 victim compensation is fully funded through 2092 yeah take that you old leatherback turtle piece of crap i mean seriously who the hell in their right mind would drag their feet on that issue when my 13 year old daughter was 5 i taught her that squeezing three times while holding hands means i love you i did this for the sole purpose of being able to secretly tell her this as i walked her down the aisle one day without bawling like a baby oh come on you're still gonna bawl like a baby father's day my girls thought i needed a new look to the hard hat what y'all think i think they did a fantastic job and really added some spice to your look dad can you keep my snapchat streaks alive when i'm away sure you just need to show me what to do okay just please don't embarrass me hi this is blank's dad just doing a streak have a good day hi hoping everyone did their homework hey kids starting in kindergarten if you read 20 minutes a night by the time you're in sixth grade you'll have read 1.8 million words keep it up a train station in japan had plans to close but noticed that a student was the only one using it for her they kept the station running until she graduated high school meanwhile here in the states if the same situation happened they'd say tough who cares strippers have read it what's your weirdest story while working escort instead of stripper i had one guy who would take me to a restaurant once every month he always requested there would be nothing else involved no stripping no touching no sex just sitting there for a few hours so he also wanted me to dress like i would for a normal night out he had a massive stutter so much that a single sentence could take him a minute to pronounce normally he would always speak by writing things down as people never had the patience to listen to him he just wanted someone to actually talk to he mentioned that i was his seventh escort because the others all refused to see him multiple times after i left the job i kept in touch with him we still go out every once in a while almost 10 years later and we call more often though now he no longer has to pay and because he has someone to talk to his stutter massively improved cheetahs are so shy that zoos give them their own emotional support dogs what how the hell am i only just hearing about this sister-in-law had her driving test today there are three possible spots they used to test reversing around a corner and one of them she just couldn't master so step dad ken went and parked his car right there so the examiner had to pick one of the other two anyway she passed it's the way he holds on to me with an incredibly large bear hug grip i adopted this poor traumatized fella on friday i was worried he wouldn't be happy at my house this is where we are on monday internet meet thomas yo can you can you give thomas a big old smooch on the head for me real quick a tiger mother lost her cubs because of premature labor her health was declining because of depression she was given piglets wrapped in tiger cloth she now loves these pigs and treats them as her babies [Music] one of my favorite tables was a mom a dad and their young son he was very little like three or so and mostly non-verbal i believe he had autism but don't want to assume the mom spoke no english and the dads spoke enough to order and say thank you but that was about it they were mexican immigrants and sold fruit out of their truck across the street every weekend i served them every single saturday and sunday morning they were always so polite to me and left me five to ten dollars as a tip every time no matter how busy i was or how many times i forgot something they were nice and they tipped in full when i went on maternity leave a lot of my regulars tipped bigger because we were a small town diner and that's customary of regulars but i will never forget that this family brought me a basket of fresh fruit a bag of onesies and a card which congratulated me and wished me luck in broken english along with a 50 bill i cried and i think i made the dad a little nervous but they've always been my favorite customers of all time japanese child actress mana ashida little mako was embarrassed that she couldn't pronounce guillermo del toro's name so he gave her special permission to call him totoro-san instead my neighbor guillermo del toro if i don't reblog this assume i'm dead geez hopefully i've been pronouncing it right all this time dear parents thoughts of a trucker i'm not a parent maybe one day but six other drivers and myself were talking in a truck stop about kids not doing the arm pump like we did as kids for the truckers to blow their horns it's becoming something so rare that when it happens we brag about it for weeks literally can we please start teaching kids the arm pump again sometimes we have a rough day and making a child smile by blowing our horns for them when they give us the arm pump can drastically change our day possibly theirs too we miss that that's all i wanted to say take care now all right bye-bye i fully fully fully agree i used to do that when i was a kid but you know what i'm gonna start doing it again in 2009 pixar granted a wish from 10 year old colby curtin to c up before she died from cancer a pixar employee flew to curtin's house with a dvd of the finished film and screamed it for her and her family colby with her parents nearby died later that night okay so i've always been confused here what is it about mailmen that dogs seem to hate whereas with ups guys dogs can't get enough of them it's so confusing last night we had a 93 year old guest when she came in she said she couldn't see much only in her peripheral vision we put a chair in the pod for her to sit on she swam with dolphins and said wowie it's just so beautiful i want this over my headboard turns out she could see in vr then she experienced google earth for 45 minutes mostly street views of past homes homes of loved ones etc she directed us to where to drive around click and gave us the history of the neighborhood when i was a girl that house on the corner was a brothel then we went to paris where she stared up at the eiffel tower completely frozen for two whole minutes afterwards her daughter came back and said that at dinner her grandma cried saying i haven't seen colors like that in years vr is definitely taking us places we never thought it would and i'm very very happy for that me and my wife both woke up randomly at 2am yesterday instead of going back to bed we spent the next few hours in the dark chatting and laughing about random crap we've been through over the years nice reminder why being married to your best friend is lit the girl i babysit has made me watch wally at least 10 times so i assumed it was her favorite movie but today her mom told me she watches it because she thinks it's my favorite movie it sounds like wall-e is both of y'all's favorite movie every evening this man takes his sick dog to a lake because the water helps relieve his dog's pain that's exactly what you should do for them because you know damn well they would do it for you so i've been waiting to do this for a while it's not sexy it's not perfect but damn i work my ass off for this from 525 to the mid-200s and i'm proud as you freaking should be it's like you lost me can you imagine carrying me six foot three two hundred pounds around on your back for years and years and years and then one day i get off his wife is a victim of severe burns when he asked why he didn't leave her he replied i married her soul her character and she is the only woman that will continue to fulfill my dreams today this guy was trying to find his wife and fred meyer and he yelled marco and she yelled back paulo and he just looks at me and says that came from the wine section didn't it and oh my god i think i just saw my actual future not a bad future though i seriously don't get people who are like no pets aloud and zoom if my students have a pet and it doesn't make an appearance i'm marking it as absent so it has to come see me during lunch my mom's a first grade teacher she's scheduled a zoom meeting the day before distance learning started specifically so students could show up all the cool things in their home that they were excited to share with their teacher she met everyone's pets and saw their favorite toys it was a wonderful experience that helped the kids get comfortable with her and excited for school man whenever i read something about teachers it just makes me even more mad that we pay them like crap opening day of zucchini season oh that's a nice harvest my man hi i'm new to reddit i joined so that i could share this piece of mk fan art with you robin is my favorite narrator no offense to the other narrators i also posted this earlier but i didn't know if it posted because of my internet issues please tell me if you've seen this already i had not seen it but i love this little guy god damn he reminds me of myself a bird fat very angry and just like that ladies and gentlemen we have come to the end of another video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like 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Length: 23min 49sec (1429 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 26 2020