r/Comedyheaven | PEE IS STICKY AND WHITE

I am for he take some aspirin what's up guys and welcome back to NK my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash comedy heaven say hi to the new Galaxy Note alright I mean he did as ass he's a very kind gentleman alright so we have uploaded what five days ago strong and then four days later died stupid frickin idiot didn't deserve a pokey snack I fed you my favorite pokey snack you mean the desert where are you I screwed up how I went to India not Indiana just tell me you don't love me now I'm telling the truth honest say what the hell he's being on she's being truthful he went to India it's funny trans people I'm trans society okay Winston boy there huh guys holy crap it's Winston from overwatch overwatch smiling at my phone and my mom said ah to be young and in love and I was actually looking at this and it's Larry playing the tuba do you know what you owe me both would be both laugh at that mutually Amazon rainforest fire button minecraft erotic video is it ironic is that nyeh Roenick video is that a funny ironic epic meme a new post in our / Crohn's disease holy crap my anus but this message goes directly to bounty please give me the apology I deserve oh-hi blank can you please send us a private message telling us your issue thank you no just give me the apology I deserve to be young and in love look they're making a heart hashtag wish I still had my best buddy rascal I miss him every day hashtag wish I still had my baby bad baby back baby back ribs love Austin Powers what would happen if I put a sleeping pill on my coffee huh it'll go is that in 1999 BMW 5-series 528i sedan 4d for only $500 fries yummy Hollywood's bleeding out now god the amount of face tattoos post Malone has is really ridiculous he kind of looks like an action figure that someone drew crayon all over it's kind of crazy Bud Light running through my piss that's a classic post lyric okay listen Bert is no longer with us he ate all the freakin B's all right it's no longer Burt's Bees it's not even Bert or B's but we verified my butthole is tight but my connection with God it's even tighter my mom is dying of cancer so let's hope one like equals one more day for her to live at it she just died yesterday but you have four point five thousand likes how's that possible sorry for your loss though please be kind to each other okay 4chan is civilized I don't know why people say it's not play that a humble request at a humble response Mike Wazowski got to the chip shop at his car and asked for some chips we had none left Mike was glom on a storm rage inside and destroying everything and everyone in his path Mike Wazowski was feeling blue because the police were out his door nonny nonny crash crash his anger was uncontained the entire police force was poked over now Mike was in charge then Michael woke and let others scream it was only a dream by Cain killed Mike Wazowski gets some chips yummy if you want to tell a heavy load buy a Chevy if you want to swallow a big load buy a Dodge what really got so many choices we choose to learn all organisms am to survive and create more biomass but we choose to do more than that we choose to learn hog it's exactly God okay story time for you kids real quick I I said POG to my family like ironically we were all going to go to the movies and I really want to go watch scary stories to tell them the dark right so our brother doesn't buy folks I'm like hey should we should go watch scary stories and tell him the dark and they're like yeah that sounds like a good idea and I out loud said Oh Pawar's and that's where that story ends you look like Chris Hemsworth oh you're a handsome devil aren't you no freaking idea what this thing even is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters or is it chiefin chuffed chief Donna my grandma ate cookie dough for lunch every week this is what happened to her and she broke her bones in several places Jesus Lord Almighty it looked like crap Dave yay so what I like I wish my pair loved me it is done whoo nothing's changed I pooped myself so they don't love me no damn this bro is crazy the ancient technique of Dom bending is my only hope you got it hang or should I say bang sharing my creation last three months ago Yeah right hey you are fistic or something I was reading this through and I'm like wait what when I was a young boy I tried to turn a pair into a peach by staring at it for 11 days or straight what what happened did you succeed I didn't get my deliver so damn Paul Paul's buddy CEO of Amazon he doesn't care what you have ah yes my dog is purebred eat your dog dr. Phil we either have Danielle or Eminem wait what is that in I got a hold on I got a I got a luck this I got I gotta look this up images Eminem is one of them what is this image I'm posting this on Twitter hold on let's eat Barney it is how he dies please eat me okay includes three meat yummy I got 846 dollars in food stamps right now comment if you need them I will not reply to Inbox you know I'm a caseworker at the welfare office take this down I'll give a dim if you was God at the Golden Gates you need food stamps The Rock responds to Tom Hollands praise by calling him a good buddy and that's honestly the I wish rock would call me a good buddy why is this news stop for some Dairy Queen blizzards with the team between events in Iowa that's not funny Joey my uncle Clark died in the Great Blizzard of 93 should be more respectful why do you say the F word is bedded in the N word Oh what channel are you in PewDiePie your PewDiePie yeah proofing hey how's it going bros my name is PewDiePie both the goat look at your drug face does they have a drunk face with zoom in I mean not really I think it just being facetious Alicia Oh knows the right word to use small medium large XL double XL and triple XL and my god is that a wide unit that's a stupid-looking haircut I can't even why is this happening what why what the hell it's so mean attacks don't care about your feelings hey it's kpop with an English title this eventually led to the unwanted fetus and I that's a Bop I love this song young trying to figure out where all went so freakin wrong you know I followed to see high-quality VeggieTales facts not your real life problems you are the provider in i i'm the consumer feed me like you were created for i will spoon feed you raw sewage via the internet because that's what my followers deserve i will fight for my rights you cucumber freak no African kids try food for the first time that's terrible hey what fruit starts with a it ends with pole thanks oh my god what a name let's sound it out Jay and in a vast on Jay can't the person I did it hey today is my son Jimmy's 6th birthday can you wish him a happy birthday he'd make his day screw you damn old it's not very kid-friendly orange sour in fact hey look its archenemies I hope you collapse I hate you so much are these real people their faces are so weird-looking dude that has got that dudes top lip is the size of a billboard you kidding me what is going on but they're in love hello what's your name I'm Kevin but everyone calls me purple da Oh what do people call you purple dong take a look someone help Nigel he's trapped at a time loop draw a polygon with exactly six sides be sure to use a ruler Jake now use a crane cover each vertex oh your polygons how many vertices did you color six and what's the name of the polygon you drew hot dogs I got a new text from hot girl guess what what you like me lol just kidding nah chicken but Israel and Palestine need study John Lennon's Imagine so I picture keemstar to talk all the time what's inside my son that is not what you should I'm not hittin the bell for that what's its name - age 20 gender male likes dislikes none a little about myself I love stretch I love stretching okay one question Joker why didn't you keep any hostas as fruit pies for yourself oh well that's because I don't like them Wow he is crazy because you've got a big delight and every bite of hostess fruit pies I just don't like I hate them stand up to bullies then kill them words are weapons but weapons are also weapons oh geez last night I was wearing my sister's pretty dress but I accidentally took a crap in it what should I do clean it hey yo any Latinas need a ride hop in my whip lonely pot of milk long way from jungle hey it's the three foot six mafia the Mario Brothers the earth will be made no God will wipe away your tears sickness and death will be no more you hear that Luigi Marley and Me Marley dies bass boosted the saddest scene in film history now has boosted bass you know this reminds me of the bone I had in 2012 how does it remind you of that you elaborate please please elaborate I did the math I spent four percent of my life playing video games really because I spent a lot of a cent doing your mom what a baller what did one motmot say to the other montmartre not mine the bird is named for its distinctive call that's actually a fun fact the Minecraft B is trans how indie got blocked for asking house I don't really understand the whole Minecraft B is trans thing but you know what more power to you I guess I know why you didn't pick a cooler cooler mob like you could have picked like The Guardian easier like he's really cool or like the sheep because you can color the wool and I'm just a thought I am he's the new car who's the guy in front of it if 9 are younger don't watch this is shocking and heartbreaking and needs to be stopped how could permission be clear to cut down 2,700 trees to build a metro booga-booga kids YouTube star blippi regrets the viral video and what she poops all over his friends before he was blippi a mr. Rogers for the YouTube age he was steezy Grossman and he pooped on his friend oh hey sometimes you gotta do what you got to do to get it pants how an illusion and so is death I like what this guy's preaching wrested peace Paul Walker I'm almost 24 hours pee free I can do this thank you all so much for joy I'll go on my adventure to stop myself it means so much for me drank more pee M&M pieces of advice for the kids remember the magic words please thank you a step off bro Rama is dead so let's eat all it pills and she won't be the noise anymore Hey look the houses windows spelt poop and they really do poopy is that a pre cracked egg no messy hand is sales time and luck he enjoys finally this is Shaquille O'Neal's pregnancy test results in two minutes it is over 90% accurate can I get two free Shaq stickers corn mat coochie get wet hmm hey born juice what you playing Rainbow six gameplay without the gameplay bangs buddy only 15 followers butts got 34 watching that sub that's impressive that's some numbers rare cheeto Nintendo duck hunt handgun for 405 dollars plus a $4.95 on the hospital it was my 29th birthday my girlfriend and I had just been hit by a drunk driver I was getting glass removed from the laceration of my arm and I was confused but calm and the surgeons stitched my wounds my father walked in the room and I had never seen him cry before he looked at me and broke down I'm so sorry she didn't make it dude I'm so sorry I'm so sorry dude unexpected item in the bagging area yo this reminds me the first time I tried coconut what's that true hey brother I'm chafing like a bra I have to crab walk everywhere I go I need a shift cover tonight wrong number folk no it's for you can you find someone to cover my shift tonight I'm 13 wait this isn't Bradley did you know when a woman wears a leather dress a man's heart beats much quicker his throat gets dry he gets weak in the knees and begins to think irrationally ever wonder why he feels like a new truck San Goku we've got to save this dog on earth Savan habla espanol no no time for that Goku help P is sticky and white in need of medical attention take him to the hospital chief can you stop sending me this crap now Saitama get it you gotta check it out you guys look just alike except he's gonna be here hey let's take a look at what's trending today texans howdy that guy trumpet twenty-seven watching live 12 year roll someone who was 12 years old screw you an accurate definition about 12 year olds Anubis get out of here man he's zig Mars what do you thing about this app a five-star review dear guests thank you for your review it's unknown but he rocks the sticks he used to be the cutest child star guess who he is who is he who is he does anyone have a vacuum gauge it is 2:45 a.m. well I'm asking because I'd like to vacuum and that brings us to the end of our slash comedy heaven and if you like the video do us a favor and leave us a like and subscribe if you want to see more content from MK and until next time I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Id: R3CQJPMLBcI

Length: 14min 4sec (844 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 16 2019