r/Choosingbeggars | yes sure!

my dad when eight-year-old me asked for some sweets my sweets twenty-year-old me when i refused to give him one thousand dollars dad that's this owl's money yeah i raised you that means i'm entitled to all your life savings that you now make as an individual person i just don't understand how you don't see the logic here [Music] hello all of you crazy crackerjackers welcome back to mk my name's jack i'm the person with the single syllable name that makes me easier to remember and harder to forget and today we're going to groan collectively add some choosing beggars krispy kreme is giving free donuts and coffee to teachers next week as a way to say thanks oh that's nice what about parents who are homeschooling yeah if this is your mindset towards parenting you don't deserve to be a parent on another note i would like to mention the countless numbers of dms i've received from accounts who keep asking for freebies in the form of collapse i honestly do not care if it's your birthday party or if you have a lot of followers please do not ask me for free products it's really disrespectful to ask small businesses for free product in exchange for an instagram shout out most of the time these people haven't ever communicated with you god what's worse is when they try to act like as if it's the first time you've ever dealt with someone offering this kind of deal to the you of your lifetime this is going to make your financial situation so in the past someone put something up 450 choosing beggar or karen 90 take it or leave it someone leave it karen no this isn't how you're supposed to play the game you're meant to take my money because you're desperate and i'm giving you an out because i'm the better person i reject your reality and substitute it with my own my boyfriend literally just got me some chocolates and a card for valentine's like when i say i want chocolates what i really want is a ring or a necklace just because i say i want something doesn't mean i want it i'm the one who likes to encourage people to just flee at the sign of a subtle bad part of someone's personality and relationship but bro run for the hills pick for attention looking to buy a car that needs no work if possible for 2 500 looking for a bmw mercedes-benz porsche if it's an suv you want something like that that doesn't need any tending love and care to it for twenty five hundred dollars do you do you understand value of things i'd rather be paid and unknown yeah wealthy and famous aren't exactly the same thing can you draw me a picture sure let me know what you want and i'll tell you the price you want money that faces oh it's so realistic today we're taking the name karen back dominoes is giving away free pizza to people named karen i don't like dominoes though god damn is there anything that we can do to appease you and just keep the peace my boyfriend is seriously an inconsiderate person i wish he can be more thoughtful he ordered me a cake for my birthday okay like it was quite expensive so it shows he's got some sincerity however he asked me to go pick it up he is currently overseas temporarily for work like come on how cheap can you get just pay the 35 delivery fee why inconvenience me i expressed my dissatisfaction to him and he said it doesn't make sense to pay that much of a delivery where the distance isn't even that far in the first place i mean he said he is happy to pay my taxi two-way saying it will be about 15 total at that point i was just furious he wants me to sit in a taxi and rush our traffic just to save money so cheapskate hey at least he isn't being so cheapskate that he'll just dump you to save the money in the first place just think about that my son's father passed away house is full of food if you're struggling with groceries come grocery shop at his house it's been picked over so whatever is left you can have sweet she already said it's been picked over another come take care of my junk ugh how just rude of this lady to let people get free stuff someone named uh riad before yay oh sweet that's a long name to remember i'm just gonna nickname you um difficult i don't have instagram or snapchat so don't ask me i'm interested in girls who either study physics or astronomy at oxford or cambridge i'm only interested in english white girls and english white gingers i swipe right for everyone so i can save myself time don't swipe without reading that would not be very smart to do most of you can't read can you an std test is needed as well so if you wouldn't get in one don't bother matching me and i like boobs i don't like bum at all i don't even know where to start with this guy look i can vouch for the whole swiping for everyone to save yourself time i mean statistically it is just a losing game for a guy on these kind of apps unless you chris hemsworth and don't mind it you go right ahead and just swipe more accurately but my god the hypocrisy in this guy's whole bio is just wow do you know it's a fact that acting so standoffish is a terrible first impression that and you just sound like a sexist pig anywhere so you've gotta cut your losses there two dollars is not a tip five dollars is not a tip anything i give you outside this motherflipping bill is the tip so you calm down lady yeah i don't know what the hell is going on with america with the hospitality stuff your employer should be paying you more not the customer hey guys here's my shirt design sorry i missed your call i was on my other line any chance i can get this for free if not i'll be taking my own life you have until august 2nd 4 30 pm thank you okay okay okay but but did it work it's well past august 2nd where can i submit my invoice to get my teacher pay since i am now teaching at home from the independent school district hi ryan we don't pay parents or guardians for virtual learning teachers will still be providing lessons to those learning at home but if you're interested in being paid for educating and would like to see all the challenges teachers face during the pandemic please consider being a sub for us the pandemic has made it very challenging to attract subs because most people don't want to face the challenge teachers currently face so ryan can you read the sarcasm in our comment ryan do you understand how much of an idiot you are being ryan would you like to sit down ryan 50 for an entrance table need go on asap i'll give you 25 and i'll pick it up today sorry can't go lower than 50. i need this money for moving expenses since i'm moving it for you i will charge you 25 to move it huh look i'm giving you a thumbs up that means you have to agree cool sweet you can vent mo meals out for sure it's at haha comedy pay me then drop the address see you tonight one no and two hell nah what the [ __ ] i'mma report you for false advertising i know you may be real bored in quarantine but go find someone else to waste their time i need a table you have a table i do have a table yes oh well done to you do you have fifty dollars i charge for helping people move half of what product costs what up good luck with your search [Music] i can do 50 i'm sorry 70 is a good price because it's 120 on the official website well i understand that but that's all i'm willing to spend on something that i will hardly use but i am asking 70 it doesn't matter if you will hardly use it that isn't how marketing works i love this app but the only thing that gets me is the made with this brand watermark it can't come off unless you buy the premium version of it look i would love to remove that watermark some of my viewers from youtube were asking me why there is a watermark and well i told them i can't remove it it will be a whole lot better if you let me remove the watermark without buying the premium version god it sounds like this is an app it looks like this is an app and knowing apps it's not going to cost them more than maybe 10 bucks at most like dude or do that how petty in cash do you have to be hi at united i hate flying across the atlantic but i think a first-class seat would ease that fear what does a girl gotta do to get her flight upgraded hi vanessa we are not able to offer upgrades here in social media but please feel free to reach out to us if you need any assistance during your trip we'll be here for any questions or concerns you may have no just want an upgrade no assistance other than an upgrade at united can i have an upgrade now i'll even take business class or economy plus hey vanessa the social media team is not able to issue complimentary upgrades we hope you have a great flight united i won't because i'm flying in your cramped economy seat on an international flight with probably 46 screaming children next to me i just want a pod one time you can certainly pay for an upgrade by contacting our reservations team or by doing so at the website and with that the beast was oh you guys could upgrade me and show off some good customer service just one time to save your already pretty terrible reputation with your customers they just they just want free stuff maybe if you donated a new grip to my tech youtube channel hey that could help uh new rule you can't put ceo in your bio if you can't afford a phone case hello creative person thanks for making that thing you're welcome here's an invoice an invoice never mind that you're doing it for the exposure here's your exposure oh wow that's a ton of exposure thank you do you accept these frick now stop asking us for free poop hey send me free poop sure address we take what you say literally we'll send you it if you ask how many likes for free shoes 1 million in 10 minutes ah frick you you realize the stuff on my store are 400 plus and i don't need exposure prick off and stop begging new in store for 140 and you're asking 300 that's the wrong brand style and size same concept so is a ford explorer versus a jeep wrangler we are speaking in different languages it's the same size the same style doing the same exact job only label is different you cannot compare with cars then go buy that one and see how it works out for you you get what you pay for i'm not going to explain why different brands makes and models cost different even though they are the same size and type of bike hey if you weren't informed by mike it's mine and christian's wedding next month if you're buying us gifts the requirement is to buy us gifts above 250 for either me or christian so what you're saying is that you want something over 250 yep well then don't expect me coming but we have beer cocktails cake well then you're losing because we have so much people here that have confirmed as someone who worked at a lot of wedding functions i can guarantee that offering someone wedding cake as the bargaining chip nope the wedding cake's like the worst don't get me wrong they always look pretty but the icing half the time is just like sweet plastic oh i'm obsessed with your brand i have a lot of followers on tick tock i miss 50k i would love to collaborate and model your stuff yeah my tech talk is this and i get 40k views per video and 2000 likes per photo on instagram i can really drive up sales so what you can do is send me your pink butterfly necklace and earring set and i'll model it hi we have an offer for influencers where you can purchase something from our store and get a discount code for your followers if 12 people purchase using your code we'll refund you the money thank you oh that is such a good business strategy so that way they actually have to try and sell them and if you guys get dupe well then they end up losing their money as well so win win oh it's so expensive but i don't want them anymore wow wow what a sudden change of obsession with their brand yo brock can you send me that beat you just posted i can make some fire on it you can buy it on my track train for fifteen dollars ah never mind you a pro cast person doll i'm broke i'm the one providing a service you can buy my service that's the way the world works i'm not the one rapping about bands yet can't afford a 15 lease if you want free beats search on youtube for the endless supply of cookie cutter beats for your generic sound american girl doll 115 if no one will spend the 115 i will come and get it all for 25. everything for 25 yes if you can't sell it that's an extremely disrespectful lowball offer i have it pending to sell for 100 to someone currently well american doll went out of business not really so i wouldn't be shocked if you couldn't sell it 25 is better than zero huh okay people are so sensitive you legit just got buttholed over that didn't you not really by the way it's for my three-year-old 25 is realistic for that situation you got there good luck though on that hi i'm a teen influence old teen sorry hi i'm a teen influencer with 47.2k tick tock followers and i get 100k views per video most of my audience is 14 to 17 years old and i would love to draw jewelry and t-shirt ulti girl sorry i would love your jewelry and t-shirts i want to collab with you by advertising your products to help you grow your business if you send me the three of the most expensive items in your store i'll make a tick tock bit about them i hope they hear back from you love hearts yeah that's how teenage girls sound right yeah hi there the best way you can support our small business is by purchasing from it i clicked on your tick tock and it seems like you get 200 views per video and your followers are 12. unless you're 1 000 tick stock followers with no forms of currency can help me pay off my student loans please stop asking small businesses for free stuff thanks you clown to all you influencers out there stop asking for free products from small businesses if you want to be a true leader and influence your followers show them the value of actually supporting small businesses i have given hundreds of free hats away to various charities leaders businesses etc that i support or whom i find value i will not give you one because you think your 632 followers are the massive exposure i need to scale my company yeah look good on you for getting 632 followers that's a lot of people well done but that that is nothing in the influencer world that is nothing with that said it is time to end this video thank you for sticking around to enjoy it all hope you had a lovely one i had a lovely time rambling at you and well it's good to bring joy to your life even if that joy is through the pain and suffering of others having to deal with those who are trying to grab a cheap buck of course like this video to help us out and make sure you are subscribed and updated with the notifications to get to the latest content when it comes out if you still don't want to get onto that thing you need to get onto today why not watch another video on the channel say hi to robin and lexi too of course my name's been jack i shall farewell to thee and i'll see you next time bye

Channel: EmKay

Views: 501,034

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Id: HoV46Fna-Bs

Length: 14min 59sec (899 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 06 2020