r/Choosingbeggars | YOU WANT MONEY FOR YOUR WORK???

i think your stories are stupid if they're ever printed in a book i refuse to waste my money on it however if you get some free authors copies i'll be glad to take one bye monk yeah something tells me the author of this panel is writing this from personal experience hello hello welcome to mk my name's jack i am what many call an annoying piece of [ __ ] and today's joys of the world consists of humanity's finest so sit back relax and let's get into it no more no no relax more this one's on a facebook group where people give away unwanted items for free to people who need them okay i don't mean to victim blame but if you're gonna post something like that and be surprised here choosing beg as well i mean that's on you hi guys i'm looking for genuine airpods bro must have receipt to price they are genuine i'm going to assume them improve no but hey good on you for giving it a go love but that's that's not exactly thrift shopping maybe come back in about 10 or 20 years when that's a really outdated product yo uh what's good wanna be a designer for us uh paid position or anything uh bruh why do all designers say this stuff you sit there for like one to five hours on a piece of art and expect to be paid players sit there all day grinding clips and don't get paid it's just where's the logic in this i like your art can you make something for me sure if you pay me why so for context this post was since deleted but original had commission info and the art was similar to this lovely drawing i'm seeing a noticeable lack of mk related fan art in that drawing lame true art has a paint with the the high it for 150 dollars i would have at least have expected a little more than default round brush hi you follow me and probably think i'm brand's name i also use exclusively default csp brushes don't you freaking dare use other people's prices to justify harassing an artist over how they price their work art is worth whatever people pay for it that's how it works yeah see this is why people who compare art is it's so pointless art is subjective in itself if you're someone who does this just stop it get some help meanwhile in my hometown an ordinary citizen requests a buy now pay later service we have available for judging your phone credit oh sorry you still haven't i owe you outstanding you need to recharge before we can give you another iou credit recharge with the my optus app you talk smack crawl freaking hook it up dog you don't want the boys i you probably drink striders freak you off [ __ ] i'm trying to do my freaking job here mate not my fault you're a hopeless creature and can't afford an extra ten dollars to top up you do you this has been kyle from the optus team hey does anyone in this area watch kids i'm looking for someone to watch my one-year-old i want to start this transition from his current sitter to a new one around spring or summer uh he will be around 11 to 2 by then and here's the kicker i am looking for 100 or less a week that is available from 7 30 a.m to 6 30 p.m four days a week oh but don't worry no weekends because they have their very understanding about weekend free time i guess i would provide food and snack throughout the day so you know you're really getting a good deal here okay let's calculate that that's 11 hours a day uh let's uh times that by four that is 44 hours throughout the week divide that by 100. oh boy let's see that 44 cents an hour buddy yes i do think my child is very very valuable to me okay but to be fair maybe they're implying they just want to see if you're available around those times not specifically the entire four days and 11 hours a day still that's gonna be like what four to five hours at most throughout the week so i've been repairing small engines in my local area i'm 16 for context this is my latest gem of a customer hi i can absolutely do this repair for you but it would be very helpful if you supplied the blade for me if you want i can just sharpen the blade you already have i charge ten dollars an hour with a twenty dollar minimum an oil change is also twenty dollars let's continue this conversation via text my number is this i do have the new blade already i doubt the oil change and blade swap should take more than an hour i disagree with the minimum charge of double especially by a miner if you were paying rent or had a family to feed i might think differently thank you for your honest reply good luck and good luck to you finding a better deal godspeed just wanted to ask if anyone is gifting a games console my nephew wants one for his birthday and i said i'll get him one but due to only working two days a week i can't afford it would really appreciate your help thanks in advance or you could try this um go and buy one like everyone else has to what you telling me you can't offer me a free 500 or 700 gaming console bundle that you you were so selfish hi how much do you want for your car on gumtree 20 000 no it's christmas day well you take 14 000 cash pick up this afternoon no price is not negotiable don't ruin my children's christmas my son wants a car what's your absolute bottom line price you will take cash this afternoon 18 181.82 plus gst bottom line you're an impressive feature i'm selling a cheap pc it's two dollars hi i'm interested in cheap pc 2007. is this still available finally considering the specs are so outdated they aren't worth anything would you pay me 80 cash to collect and take away for you i could pick up first thing tomorrow morning cheers no go to bed sell your products hey red so what can you offer your product on my stories from time to time i'll curate an ad i can review your products too i'm an excel top and large medium bottoms oh that's great do you have any metrics or analytics showing where you increase traffic and sales for other companies i do that's for paid that's fine can you email us some stats let me try something that's a lot of information towards nothing for me i reached out to help in exchange for goods i'm okay actually appreciate the time okay sounds good have a nice day 60 what for the playstation just the playstation no everything i'm haggling why do they just say it like they're so proud of them look at me i'm buying stuff some time passes yo hello my ad said the playstation 4 has two controllers a psvr setup and three games for three hundred dollars i said in the ad no haggling i won't respond anymore after this text i'm reporting your ad it's getting taken down because you can't reach a deal yes and clearly neither can you my mom just died and we need to set up funerals so if you can please donate as we do not have sufficient technology to set up the funeral online it needs to be delivered for free and on top of the computer or phone please donate some money a few thousand would be nice uh here's my paypal thank you god bless oh i can donate some money i also have a phone left over from when i upgraded sorry but we cannot set up the funeral with a phone i need the dell alienware 17 inch as my father cannot read small text thank you for the money wow what a scam my condolences if your mother passed away but the rest of this is fishy as frick wow what an amazing transition from we need this for my mom's funeral to i need this for me i mean my father can't read well he needs big laptops yes ooh a used tabletop freestanding dishwasher hi is this still available 20 pounds hi black yes it is still available for pickup on saturday 23rd january onwards the price is currently 50 pounds okay 20 pounds no as the listing says the dishwasher is going for 50 pounds if this is not an acceptable price for you then i apologize and wish you all the best 20 pounds i collect now have a good day but trust me you will come back to me and tell me to take it for 20 pounds you will never sell at 20 pounds or 50 pounds i gave you often now so before i change my mind yes i have great grammar i'll take my chances thank you don't worry i'll take it from you anytime because i'll be the one who is interested like only one i'm the only one in this in the city that you live in it's me only one okay i've had this advert on for less than a day and have already had multiple people express interest i appreciate what you're saying but with respect i am not selling this dishwasher for 20 pounds please go away you are such a waste of oxygen on this planet you will sell it when you give up on the price which i'm sure about it i'm here i'm not going to say a word i'll stop sending you anything it'll leave to your mind an illusion what are they going on about julie noted have a good day no i need the last laugh emojis dog sitter for my golden retriever hey i have a golden retriever and i'm looking for a trustworthy dog sitter that i can count on to look after my dog when i'm gone away on vacation my trips range from a weekend adventure where sometimes i might be gone for one to two weeks that's more than a weekend adventure i'm pretty sure i'm looking for someone who has experience looking after dogs and is active since my boy likes to go for walks i won't be offering very much for this service but since i think having a dog to cuddle with for a couple of days is well worth the price please send me a message if you think this is a good fit for you i really wish you could see the traffic on people who've applied for these kind of listings just a little little zero applications made a little description underneath the button that would oh beautiful oh didn't realize i'd have to pay i thought with the current stage of your career you'd be doing this for exposure and to get your name out there sadly neither my rent or bills can be paid in exposures happy to do a song for the price above in time for your wedding let me know if i can help further oh that's a bit cheeky really is it and you're the one accusing the other of being cheeky here okay in my opinion you're being unrealistic with pricing and you'll build a name for yourself much quicker by doing these for free or really cheap to get your name out there talented for sure but can't see people paying for something like that the world doesn't owe you a living oh oh how how how do you go through life without ever coming across a mirror because lady you need to look at yourself anyone have a free six cubic foot samsung oven that they don't need accidentally broke the window of ours and i feel it is not our fault but samsung isn't giving us a replacement be like terry he sees a light beer he drinks free light beer terry is happy and grateful don't be like leia from yelp she sees a free light beer and complains that there isn't a better selection of free beer just be like terry terry is cool some fun pre-context this guy is 35 years old going to set fire to all this stuff i don't want no need it's a shame all rapping show was wasted up front i'd really enjoy getting a guitar but that would involve exchanging all these stupid gifs that are unwanted and useless so if anyone has the receipts i need them immediately please and thank you yeah you big strong boy you be ungrateful oh you big boy your big strong boy so here's a rich and famous person giving away a lot of quite pricey stuff which definitely wasn't donated to them for the sake of advertising their products no hey why don't you give away a car or a house you're giving away small stuff come on big time i will try and read this as plainly as possible but um looking for someone to share a house with father and 18 year old daughter someone to be company and a friend female only single no commitments no kids no pets between 24 to 30 age bracket negotiable rent okay how does that not sound creepy like why specifically that age range i mean i get maturity wise but is that maturity towards the woman or maturity towards your interest in the woman dad i know you hate tinder and hinge and all that but this is not how you do it yes it's available i like this but the price is too much for me i can get a new one for 50 bucks okay thanks for your interest i'm firm at 75. well i guess i are you ready to sell for 20. you you went lower i really got an iphone 11 pro max when the 12 is out oh god i hate my freaking family so much i wish you a worse a christmas i wish you were was a christmas you deserve so much less and now a dm from a stranger on the internet who cares about you just read your reddit post and don't [ __ ] but if you do should donate me your leftover money i'd prefer at least 50 but i'll take 45 too you know i just think you should donate it to me since you aren't going to use it anymore you know with the kysing and all ah time for fan art hooray today's work is by mini sheldon art just some quick fan art before i go to my boxing class oh hello there little mk wait that's two eyes no no it's too much it's too cute now no he only needs one eye oh if it's two eyes it's too cute now oh god if you'd like to see your future fan art on an mk video be sure to post it in the mk subreddit now now you've made it to the end of today's video thank you as always for watching give us a like if you enjoyed today's content show us your love do make sure you subscribe if you're new to the channel hello welcome come on join the family you got me jack robin and lexi talking to you every single day giving you some laughters and some loving that but platonically platonic loving oh geez anyway time for me to go my name's been jack you've been an amazing person as always to ramble at i'll see you for the next one bye

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Id: JMRH40okGx4

Length: 13min 35sec (815 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 12 2021