r/Suddenlygay | drop that CAKE

there's more straight guys than gay guys in this subreddit and that's a fact [Music] what's up sexy i'm lexi and welcome back to mk today's subreddit is r suddenly gay and i will skip right past my personal library of trans lesbian jokes to move on to our first post this bubble tea company needs a better translator i'm bubble tea suck my balls well yes but actually no max crankshaw i like my coffee like i like my women i don't like coffee i really hope that's how he came out what does this eggplant emoji mean ask me out to dinner first and you can find out all your tweets to me are either hitting on me or abusing me some are both bro you talk a lot of crap for someone with such soft kissable lips talk that smack again what if your first name was holden and your last name was barry's and you'd be like i'm holding berries and everyone would think you're holding berries excuse me sir i feel attacked do you really do you really holden cox drop your weapon me when you drop the soap on purpose in prison and all the inmates say ew hell no rock bottom will teach you lessons that mountaintops never will if you know what i mean girl zelda's hot guy actually um his name is link girl uh no i'm gay the dude went in like time to humiliate another fake gamer girl and got chemically castrated instead we know exactly who zelda is zelda is hot why are you gay no you are no we are you can basically write a joe biden speech by saying here's the deal and then hitting the predictive text 20 times here's the deal we're all gay you gay okay we all gay you scream ice cream we all scream for good naked dude walks in then you remember your bi this is where the fun begins wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait stop scrolling the post above me is pretty gay oh yes it is a major milestone in men's maturity is when they stop putting up with annoying ladies just because they're hot i quit doing that my first year in the military after going to club after club getting asked if i wanted to buy them a drink buy me a drink you cheapskate well that and i'm gay but it's the principle of the thing damn it calling a male character hot means you're attracted to males listen buddy when i see tony tiger on screen and i call him hot does that mean i'm attracted to him does that mean i want him to roll my ass until it's nothing but floor dust does that mean i want him to call me his big hungry bungie and hold me in his big strong sexy arms actually this is a bad example can i start over oh wow i learned a lot more than i wanted to in that post please taste the penis don't mind if i do not sure if i should peel the sticker off that depends on which areas of the internet you are willing to discover today now you know why they call him peanut you're so hot i jack off your dad just to see where you came from oh my god that's terrible stuff with these she is braver than the military for doing this post nobody is braver than the men who lay down their lives for this country period except for jake gyllenhaal who bought him with no lube and an [ __ ] of beans and mountain beanbag mountain okay i'm sorry i'm sorry that took far too many takes aliens have arrived and set up medical facilities around the world that can cure any disease however for each visit you will be anal probed for a day as the cost how would this impact the medical and healthcare industry now that doctors and medicine are optional cure my diabetes and free anal probe and sign me up right now the prob if you don't spot your bro like this are you even bros come on you got this bro one two three uh dude you're not my trainer four yo i got a banger tweet for ya this is your moment give it all you've got nice guys call me [ __ ] but they won't stick their dick in me if sucking dick doesn't make you feel like you've become the god time doll blowing the great horn took all the warriors of valhalla into battle do you even appreciate dick and a giant rainbow explodes out of his uh hip swallowing didn't mean you were gay in the roman army orally servicing well-built muscular guys with thick bananas was considered a sign of bravery if you were a soldier in ancient rome and the bigger the man's sausage the manlier you were viewed that's because during the time of the ancient roman army which historians say started around 753 bc homosexuality did not carry the same stigma as it does today hey anyone got a time machine i can borrow homophobic ku klux klan leader arrested for having sex with cross-dressing blackmail prostitute it's always the loud ones girls coming out as gay hey hey i think i like other girls oh my god girl it's okay we all still love you and support you we got you fam guy is coming out as gay uh guys uh i'm gay we know there's a hundred dicks on a wall how many are you choking on what none then you must be a professional you know that last image could have two meanings is it gay to watch gay prawn asking for a friend by the way i mean not necessarily if you're just watching it then like no big deal if you're aroused by it though then it's gay oh cool but is it gay to give your friend a bj while watching gay prawn hmm yeah definitely damn it i think i just heard a rainbow exploding into existence such a double standard between men and women like when men have sex with lots of women they're players but when i do it i'm a lesbian i wasn't expecting that my friend was going to a party where his ex was also present so i gave him a hickey to make her jealous we're both guys we're both straight and we were both sober hashtag bro code bye dude sends dick pic to crush her sends one back him joke's on you i'm into that batman and robin playing tonight in theaters i'm so excited for this movie oh man this is this is this is awesome uh uh okay so i'm definitely not straight dads i have something to tell you i'm straight son we're happy for you no matter what we have something to tell you too you're adopted i know i'm glad we had this talk careful fellas 20 20 is wild as a trans girl insecure about her ugly mug the whole mask thing is the best thing ever and i will stand by that kiss me and i'll turn into a prince no kiss me and i'll turn into a prince hey we don't need her let's just kiss each other just a little bit more come on hey villagers we've heard your feedback and we have decided to allow you to move your resident services building to begin moving resident services follow the steps in the tweet below step 1 suck my ass oh sorry this is animal crossing of course pyramid head is so slow he's dragging around all that cake hot damn well i guess if you have that helmet on your head all day you're bound to end up with some muscles this is actually really cute and awesome i like this one this is adorable i like this guy one this chick asked for a dick pic can you send me yours to show her guy too yeah man no problem sends it guy one thanks dude it's the biggest i've seen you're a lifesaver guy too no worries good night guy one night love you i think i just heard another rainbow explode i'm not gonna lie to you in high school i rocked a man bun and i got into a scuffle on the basketball court guy went straight for my hair and i whispered yes daddy that was my fastest fight ever i am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because i like you remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg it was me barry i jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you nutted at just a woman's touch that one was slightly cursed when you're exhausted so your bro lets you nap while he games ah that's kind of sweet how i imagined gay sex at the age of 10. there's a snake in my snake you said you were a man oh my god i can't believe i was in love with a chick my parents who told me that i'm not allowed to date girls me dating a guy that's one loophole gays are using windmills to waft homosexual mists into your home okay okay who told i think it was dave damn it dave not again also what the hell are homosexual myths just the entire bath and bodyworks collection if you come into the store without a mask we will have to take your temperature and yes we only have rectal thermometers me explaining to my girlfriend about how to suck a dick my girlfriend wondering how the hell do i know about how to suck a dick ask me no questions and i'll tell you no lies hey how are you has lockdown treated you okay you back to work yet who's this sorry it's ben but i think i got wrong number now ben from where my name's harry from blank i'm bristol mate i thought you were claire hmm think she gave you the wrong number mate seems like it bud frack's sake can't take you on a date can i do what you want for a free meal mate nice ass that was unexpectedly wholesome i enjoyed it i like my women as i like my coffee i like coffee but i would not want any sexual relationships with it as a trans lesbian this is kind of how i feel about men i like benedict cumberbatch sorry i meant crumpet buns bandersnatch but i wouldn't really want him in my coffee wait how do i get a six-pack every person with a six-pack got it from trying to suck their own dick frackmen be gay this post is applicable to women loving women and men loving men solidarity i just got off the phone with the president of gay people he said karma is now gay sorry karma [ __ ] you guys just caught the big gay can't argue with facts edit stop up voting i like women edit too i mean it stop edit three george michael's music ain't bad you know edit four oh freddy mercury wore some uh tight pants forgot that i had asked my homie what kind of teddy grams he wanted honey yeah what's up just realize you were saying the flavor you wanted not addressing me endearingly seating for four bottoms please no boys have read it how do you stop yourself from looking at her boobs while talking to a girl i remind myself i like guys more than girls it's super effective alright guys i have a really important inspirational message for all of you you are somebody's reason to masturbate no no i'm not got you homie yelled out ashoon underscore 260 midway this comment section is going to be a mess i was looking through medieval drawings of demons the other day and i found the demons that make you gay this is what an ally looks like why divide people by unrational things when you could divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not examples american english cotton candy good british english fairy floss not valid spanish german sugar cotton good french daddy's beard not valid i'm sorry the french call it what ninety percent risk thirty percent risk with a mask five percent risk with the sick person wearing a mask one point five percent risk if you both wear masks and zero percent risks if you're both wearing masks and six feet apart i'm gonna make out with my homies and unlock 100 risk mark i'm posting that to reddit no when you get cornered by the school bully so you send one last text to your minecraft girlfriend but his phone vibrates this is a thousand times better than any hollywood movies twist ending oh no i forgot to wear pants this is probably just a dream i'm sure you're right thanks man hello master i am the genie i only grant up to three wishes max uh i wish to have a beautiful singing voice granted for my second wish i wish i was an expert in playing this guitar you got it third wish my last wish from you is i want you to be my boyfriend i want you to be my man that was really cute i fracking did it i just kissed a guy and he kissed back and i'm so freaking happy i feel warm inside i'm about to ask him if we can make it official wish me luck edit we are a thing i fracking did it and we're together his mom really doesn't like me purely because of the place i'm from but whatever she's not a part of the relationship so frack it i'm officially no longer single which is kind of epic another edit i've had multiple people asking my gender i'm a guy it was gay we are gay good job congratulations you two part one of three things that don't mean you're gay i don't know wikihow that looks pretty gay to me every person you've ever thought about while masturbating suddenly falls over dead under suspicious circumstances and detectives are trying to piece things together how screwed are you not at all when i start jerking off over the detectives uh what is i i don't what i don't want to know what i no no next one nope when you say no homo after having hardcore apple sex with the boys ultimate straight i love reading about men in history like unfortunately he never found a wife his elaborate scarf collection sold for 1.2 million dollars in 2011. he and his closest male friend chauncey with whom he shared a bed died within weeks of one another they were known for their dinner parties okay prices you can trust yellow tree dicks 78 cents a pound i will never call them bananas again me either henry sets up his pc meanwhile straight men huh so if i water that it grows okay well what if i water this flower oh it grows even more oh cool hey come over here what the hell let it grow let it grow take my hand turner uh i'm kind of afraid of intimacy what just happened here ma'am ma'am i'm sorry i i have some terrible news about your husband yes it's the same news i gave to the last one i don't know where i'm going but i'm gay ain't that a whole freaking mood mcdonald's ain't messing around uh uh oh oh dear um oh dear girls when they accidentally touch hands boys when they accidentally touch hands hey there have you ever seen brokeback mountain you got a can of beans i grow every day give me some inches then height height i'm short ah the back pedal wasn't fast enough in that man my dad could beat up your dad no way my dad would win okay dad get him fight i love the shocked expression on the kids faces i love cyanide and happiness hi hello how are you are you male or female no i'm gmail you mean gay yes uh what are you doing stepped no no point at your bulge is the seat taken girls are so bold that's such a turn on i'm a guy oops lol no thank you i never offered to give you anything your vagina looks nice ew what the [ __ ] stacy hey nice [ __ ] thanks bro same to you wash your hands like you're washing jason momoa who the frack washes their hands with their toe oh my god i did not see that coming straight guy you're just lesbian because you haven't had the right dick yet lesbian and you're just straight because you haven't had the right dick yet i'm fine i don't think i broke anything i'm a girl and i remember being like 14 or 15 and my mom not letting me watch something because it had boobs in it i was honestly bewildered like uh i see boobs every freaking day what's the difference between my boobs and tv boobs so weird that's what i tell my dad whenever he walks in on me looking at pictures of monster [ __ ] come on dad i have one too so what if i want to look at a giant hard girthy invading dick my dog consoling me because it's the 584th time she's seen random men breed me but i still seem unable to have pups oh god no that was that was a bit much this generation of females cannot suck dick for shirt so teach them throat goat i just put 180 tabs of acid in my [ __ ] um can i uh eat your ass rest in peace skate country superman fellatio fountain 2017-2017 well they took it down that quick oh that's probably cross-posted from r crappy design i'm not gay but pyra is cute af edit never mind i think i am gay edit 2.0 it's been a year and i'm out as bisexual and i have a boyfriend thank you pyro for my homosexual awakening and that brings us to the end of r suddenly gay but wait we're gonna wrap things up with some lovely fan art from x under chord to vesica yeah uh i need to work on the style but i am proud of it this is spiffy as hell this is actually really cool style like i could see like an animated cartoon being made in this style this is really cool i approve of tuxedo mk thank you so much for that fan art x underscore divesica and if you had a homosexual awakening during this episode or just a really strong desire to buy a can of beans go ahead and hit that like button if you want to see more incredibly gay stuff go ahead and hit the red subscribe button and give that bell a good smack my name is the lexi kitty but y'all can call me lexi have an absolutely victorious day tomorrow stay safe stay gay make more stuff and i will see you guys in the next video

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Id: cvYzXDfFAwk

Length: 18min 14sec (1094 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 26 2020