r/Choosingbeggars | MINE NOW

tutor in england any tutors willing to do free work for a hashtag single mum you will gain valuable experience and a once in a lifetime opportunity to educate my little angel roll on the pms oh look at that no messages hey you fresh spicy mcnuggets welcome back to another nk video my name's jack the tantalizing mcrib that never goes away you're watching this video because you're either subscribed like a good person or because someone's trying to make you face some reality about yourself stop being picky anyway here's us being picky about people choosing beggars we're giving away this beauty in our intel and asus 10 900k rugs i don't really know how to pronounce all this stuff build giveaway for intel gamer days that 2080 ti is gonna be pointless to have in three weeks really dude bruh it's free man i remember when the 1060 gtx was a big deal that was i missed that i missed when i could afford things hi took me a while to find you i'm squiggly lines hi uh who is this i'm squiggly lines you sold me your laptop a few years ago that is concerning i remember now what's up well today i dropped my laptop and was wondering when you can come and fix it for me or take it to the apple store to fix it what the f just that's not me reading that that's me genuinely like looking back at this too that is an astounding level of thought to take a second-hand product you bought from someone privately as if it's like some car dealership insurance just well i'm i i'm impressed your brain has a creative capacity drinking lingo let's go make it strong you want free extra booze that's not a thing make it dabble you want twice the booze and will be charged accordingly make it tall you think more booze actually more mix easy on the ice means you're that guy on the rocks ice boost glass perfect aha i'll take care of you okay i know the owner so do we we will tell him you say hi hi i'm interested in working with you guys how so so you guys could send me something and i post on my story and tag you guys and go live promoting you guys no thanks i don't feel comfortable working with a private account weird booty feminine pup okay imagine coming into my story asking for free stuff then getting upset because i said no adorable puppy dog i didn't text you it was my manager your stuff is ugly as frick anyways oh deserves to be burnt now shut the frick up before i take a hot spoop in your mouth you annoying booty butt dog feminine i'm just losing my lingo here i hope you flop and never sell stuff crusty dusty come on oh you big mad now the shirts are for us so they're free then because otherwise they'd just be another tool for another greedy youtuber oh yes asking money for a service or product is actually greedy i'm sure you also don't ask for any money to do your job as well hey i'm 14 and i can't really draw but i really like your stuff can you teach me how to do graphics oh thanks i'm really busy right now sorry there's a lot of tutorials online that can help though i don't really teach people unless they pay and i've only taught people who live near me wow you're not even going to elevate your biggest fan what a sellout ah i'm sorry dude i have bills to pay and stuff i'm not a teacher either i'm a business owner me too my dad owns a company that that doesn't mean you're a business owner that means your dad's a business owner dude i make more money in one minute than you do in your life whoa i walk into the hq and people stop typing and clap freak you for being too selfish to help me and i was gonna pay you too bad now i guess you don't get any of your precious money okay oh yeah we'll see my dad knows the leader of the yakuza so i ask again will you teach me oh i know that sounds somewhat threatening but let's do it in his actual 14 year old voice my dad knows the looking leader of yakuza so i ask again will you teach me you know 14 year olds don't actually sound that's how i sounded i'm sticking with it okay your netflix expires tomorrow i know you ain't talking to me and stuff but could you please just renew it you know what sure no nothing in life is free check out our prices before you buy i just love the possible context behind this they've dealt with so many people implying that stuff for them was free to take that they now have to imply and point out we are a store you have to pay for things here flower delivery anyone know a good florist who will do local bi-weekly flower delivery for 20 for a good size of bouquet i don't know flower currency and all that market share price things but uh that sounds cheap do you sell custom videos yes on oof what are your prices fifteen dollars per minute ten dollars a minute is the highest i'd go but uh with tips too sorry i don't handle my prices are that high because i'm super busy thanks for your interest though okay well i figured they'd be lower for an average looking girl how why why why would you think that would make her change her mind dog needed text asap read description looking for puppies aged 10 months to two years old must be bathroom trained good with kids breed purples breed huskies and any other small dog for free i need a puppy for free does anyone know who owns this long blacked out line i just offered three thousand dollars for a bird and the young lady there would not even negotiate with me their business must be really good to walk away from cash i asked if he was for sale and everyone said yes they are asking 5k and i offered 3k all for my mother choosing banker so you think asking them to take 40 less is a reasonable offer title and current registration card do you have them both i have those but again the card just needs to repair it's having a tough time running very far will you take 20 bucks for it please 20 bucks for the entire car well because i am going through a financial situation see when i'm going through a problem you have to deal with it i hope you make the same game but free please i would love that one start for now thanks blowy hate you so it's for that game have fun yes thought it was a code to get any steam game well i mean i have one dollar left to waste i can't exactly get a wallet card honestly see if someone else wants it it's fine selling an ikea cracks the round coffee table i don't know why a swedish company is making me speak in a russian accent 25 it's 100 brands new and this is one is in really good condition so no i know it is i'll just buy brand new good luck no need to lowball people if you're going to buy brand new anyway i was literally saying that earlier i just sold same table for 25 and before moving to oregon a few weeks ago have a thumb i don't feel as though that's a low ball when it's ikea sorry i am also a single mom so i offer what i can afford again your personal problems aren't for everyone else to have to deal with well you said you were going to buy it brand new so it seems as though you could afford 40 off i can but i'm not paying that much for the same table i just sold for 25 but you can keep arguing you're obviously a young person who no matters take care you can sell for what you want and i can sell for what i want doesn't mean i have to sell for what you did i have great manners thanks when you're trying to sell a single air hockey table but you just get too many stupid messages yes it works yes it's available yes it's so fun yes everyone can play no i can't deliver it or hold it no i won't take ten dollars no i don't want to help you move it yes please ask your wife before you message me yes you'll need a truck no i have no idea if the legs come off yes i'm single yes you can tell me yes i will sell it to someone else who actually came to get it after you ignored me and didn't pick it up for four days yes that makes me a karen yes your kids will actually play this and love it because there's a huge chance of whacking their siblings in the face yes you can aim at your husband's face even after you told him it was a gift for him no don't sit on it yes i have a cover for it no it's not microwavable no you're not helping me by taking it off my hands for free yes he really did those things no i didn't stab him no i can't wait for your brother's roommate to get a truck no i didn't measure it to see if it's olympic tournament regulation size no it cannot be used as a tap dancing state no it's not like a bed with a fan if you lay on it no holds asking for items i still need for the baby oh boy look at that list do you sound like someone who was prepared to have a child one hundred percent cotton organic is a plus drool bibs boppy grumma meal come a mile what the hell extra sets of queen sheets for birth and towels all sizes washcloth hand towels regular large top ten by ten waterproof mattress cover queen and finally people to volunteer for after birth meal deliveries anyone is welcome to make our family meals in the following weeks after birth if you're interested in contributing post a comment expressing interest perhaps dm me your phone number and i will put you on a list of people to contact when we are needing support geez what is old why do you need a top are you planning to give birth in the great outdoors or something you're just wanting a bit of shade ooh history would all members of the public please refrain from walking down this street as it is disturbing my dogs and causing them to bark some members of our neighborhood are finding this intolerable i would appreciate your cooperation in this matter oh hey here's another idea instead of literally printing out a piece of paper and designing a frame board to nail into a wall just to deter people from walking in down the street train your dogs better to a group ladies i'm one of those crazy people getting married during a health pandemic whether you agree with that or not isn't the point here i'm looking for a dj for my october 17th wedding my budget is smallish and i've already spent most of it on the dress of my dreams my shoes and decor yet i'm that girl i'm proud of being bad with my budgeting so i had a thought how about a reverse bid are there any djs looking for work i imagine so since large social gatherings have pretty much halted i think anyhow here are the details right all here location is downtown i want a good mix of music for the reception i'm looking for a steal of a deal cash payment what's in it for you oh well free publicity there goes everyone's interest i'm a town clerk we have functioned several times throughout the year i will pass out your business cards at each event i attend from now until december 2021 i attend conferences all around the state of censored my networking could benefit you all right ladies now it's your turn impress me with your resume skills references and quotes let the games begin bonus round the ability to provide karaoke is a plus whoever set up the screenshot and did all the centering and the uh display photo beautiful job just oh and if you're planning a wedding don't expect gifts for your budding home apparently it's customary to spend 10k on a party and people not bring give anything in return not to be selfish but it was shocking and disappointing for more than half of your guests to show up with nothing and if this offends you you should probably re-evaluate yourself if you're in the wedding party or helped out with services this doesn't include you ooh passive-aggressive this is my first actual post i'm looking for a collaborative partner to help me co-rate my first script it's a comedy i have the bones but i'm not a writer prefer someone with experience i'm an artist but not a script of writer but i think it's pretty funny this is not a paying job but i will split any future profits 50 50 if it's made now you have to have a sense of comedy i'll reveal the details then script ideas if you are funner i don't mean this in any way disrespectful and in no way wish to dissuade you from pursuing your dream but just please keep in mind your post is akin to somebody walking into yankee stadium and yelling at the players anyone want to pair up so i can play right learn get your lumps take some classes enter some contests and begin working on your craft if you love it embrace it enough to build a relationship not a one-night stand oh damn boy that last sentence oh i love that i am writing that one down huzzah we have done it for today's choosing beggars digestion thank you so much for making it this far in the video if you're this far in i think you should like it show your love and appreciation for the channel and if you're new and want to see more content on the daily be sure to subscribe with that notification bell clicked on for all the goody goodness up to date and every dailyness and yeah be sure to check out the description for other links to things and hey check out another video to say hi to robert and lexi for me while you're at it as well but with that said it is time for me to go my name's been jack you have been a lovely person to ramble that today as always i look forward to doing it once again very very soon i'll see you later bye

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Views: 477,759

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Id: nBSuQz7d-KU

Length: 13min 7sec (787 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 30 2020