r/Choosingbeggars | now THAT is a good deal

i'll pay whatever your rate is because i love your art and understand how hard you work [Music] what's going on ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i hope you're as glad to be here as i am you of course know me as robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash oh boy choosing beggars this one should be part of mildly infuriating but we're not going to go there we're just going to jump straight into things shall we just spoken with my agent a new us history magazine asked if i would be prepared to research and write a 5 000 word piece on the rise of mussolini my agent said yes and gave them the cost for this he was told i was being greedy and i should support new media i have posted before about this expectation and so much of the media for work to be done for free because other people are starting out i did however enjoy my agent's reply to them i get 15 of what he gets so that's a no we're looking for an animator for a simple no-budget 30-second short here's the pitch the former god of war is drafted into being the new god of love if you're interested send an example of work to us looking forward to hearing from you no budget means work for free i remember when i used to take jobs like this no more i'm looking for a piano teacher needs to be available for 30 days full time there is no pay at the end of the 30 days i'd need to play a full concert for 500 people if you're interested send a demo tape of your ability to extort the third world at gmail.com seriously i'm looking for 50 000 but no work involved please contact me for bank details here we go i asked blank to ask you for a refund she told me that you told her no i think you need to come up with the money somehow everybody that i've shown the screenshots and your art agrees that it's not worth that much you have this very dark aura around you and you refuse to get helped give up on art you will never be successful i can still help you if you make the portrait why don't you do one of my cat too and i'll take some of my friends and maybe you'll get any commissions from them too but you can't charge that much what are you even gonna do with three hundred dollars make it donation based or a flat fee of a hundred dollars for the size i asked being greedy is not going to take you anywhere you already know what you have to do you're nuts i'm posting this on reddit what's reddit you don't have my consent to share this conversation you hear me oh i already looked up that site you belong there full of sinful and weird people like you i feel sorry what are they going to do for you look at your posts on instagram you barely even have likes i still don't want you posting this conversation it will do more damage to your already failed art business and then she tried to call several times what's wrong with you dude jesus christ some people are clinically insane answer my calls i know you're online oh my god this whole not being able to find a babysitter that i don't have to pay is hard i'm over it oh poor you [Laughter] looking for a female roommate to pay zero dollars rent i will not charge you money but i will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents they are aware of this arrangement as i have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons i'd rather not say on here i will expect hugs at least five times a day in cuddles at least two times a day for at least 10 minutes each you will not be dating any other man during this arrangement you will have no male friends either you may have female friends and they may visit if they like you will also be required to make me meals three times a day physical requirements are as stated must be shorter than five foot five weigh no more than 120 pounds caucasian or asian only republican biologically female no tattoos no muslims no vegans no smoking or vaping mary wania and you must shave legs and underarms i am a 44 year old male 290 pounds last time i checked five foot six please contact me if you would like this arrangment that is some next level creepy stuff folks influencers guide to free cake need a cake for your personal birthday or baby shower or maybe wedding or work event number of followers less than 10k 10k to 100k or over 100k budget for cake and pounds not exposure none diy or go without you don't need cake have some but very small go to the supermarket colin or mr kiplings are fine have lots of cash but i don't want to spend on cake you are a parasite no cake for you when your client asks if you can do it cheaper yep that's about it hello looking for someone who can patch drywall i can offer you exposure with my 500 follow i'm just joking i will pay you please send me quotes thank you oh god so many people stopped reading immediately dude shout out to the belgian government for asking me to design an awareness campaign about corona and saying they have no budget lmao looking for a professional edm music producer is anyone interested in remixing one of my songs at no cost i'll send you the song and if you like it i would love to have you work on it i'll send you the vocal tracks by itself also be sure to dm me on here with some of your work and a social media of yours so i can message you on there to make sure you're legit let me get this straight you want producers who are legit to remix your tracks and you want them to do it for free yeah that's definitely what he said isn't it game boy advance 40 okay is this still available yes it is does it work do you have games how old i specifically listed as not working oh my god um i don't know if i should read that i might piss off the editor you know what i'm going to do it anyway [ __ ] you asian with your attitude go [ __ ] yourself self piss oh i'm sorry i'm so sorry oh boy here's fall guys lots of people are emailing us asking for ps4 review codes the game is free on playstation plus this month and you need playstation plus in order to play the game codes aren't needed lol okay here's the problem you told me that there would be wood yeah sorry it's all gone probably because i told you two weeks ago on the phone that if you didn't get it in five days it was gonna be picked up by the neighbors i spent approximately five dollars in gas to come over here so if you could just venmo me at blank then i can let it slide clearly you haven't learned to be more giving even in your adulthood i barely talk to you as it is why are you starting crap with me when i tried to help you out by offering you free wood oh here we go [ __ ] you i'm having 60 people over at my house and was going to have them build stuff with me but you had to be the carrot froot loop little salt script you can believe that i won't be having you at the party [ __ ] the best thing about our relationship is knowing your mother cheated on my father distancing me from you enjoy texting a block number b i'm sorry i can't get over carrot fruit loop little [ __ ] [ __ ] more restaurants are extending the deal so you can help out for longer are people not sick of food yet how about some leisure discounts so our kids can be more active instead of having cheap crap shove down their necks oh wow shut up a while back i was on a train ride late in the evening i went to a local sandwich shop and wanted to buy a sandwich the guy in the store told me they were closing up for the night and whether i wanted some extras for free i said sure and took my bag upon inspection i found myself with six sandwiches way too much for me to eat by myself i figured i'd hand them out to homeless people at the train stations as i saw them the first two were very happy but then i ran into a choozy beggar i asked him if he wanted a free sandwich and he said yeah you can give me one after i gave him the sandwich he looked at me and said now that i've taken your sandwich you should really help me and give me money i was absolutely stumped he didn't get any money would like to have a free commission hello i saw you were taking commissions and i would like to order an icon however i am not willing to pay money as i don't see it as a necessary job i'll send you a picture of myself for reference as you stated in your rules a simple background of the color yellow will do i expect to hear back from you asap oh you expect to huh good luck with that one bucko it's absolutely adorable that he claims to not see this as a necessary job and yet here he is demanding that the art be done regardless for him it's not a necessary job then it's not a necessity for you to have it done now is it hey there i found your profile online and you may just be what i'm looking for my daughter blank is turning 11 on the 31st of august and we're having a sleepover in the garden for seven girls organized by black blankety black blank who are providing a tp and theming the party we're shooting a video for socials and have a photographer attending too we're all providing all companies involved with tags on our social media posts which will get plenty of coverage and professional photos from the event the thing is we haven't got a cake yet is this something you'd be interested in hiya sure please let me know the following portions delivery postcode budget would you mind telling me how you found us online i noticed you're not a follower so i'd love to know hey there found you via google search your cakes look fantastic so number one the portion we're looking for is 20 to 25 portions the postcode is blank and was hoping for a freebie as we'll be providing some social content for you as well as posting on our social channels plus provide you with professional photos happy to discuss thank you they are indeed fantastic we're named by vogue evening standard etc as the best in london great to hear you found us on google a little more of a search would have led you to this blog post i did about freebies and working for exposure or pixels i hate the word freebie as much as i hate the word moist take care am i the [ __ ] for demanding money from my parents to buy new clothes okay guys please listen it's been almost three weeks since i couldn't go shopping the thing is i can still order online my parents however told me that i can't do that because they don't have enough money at the moment first of all my parents make a total income of five hundred thousand dollars a year together so the no money bull crap is fake all my friends are sending me pictures of the cool stuff they bought from gucci chanel zara you prada and dior i don't give a crap but i can't send anything because my parents refused to put money on my card i am aware this isn't a first worlds problem but i just really want to purchase new things plus i can't even join calls with my friends anymore because when they talk about the stuff they bought or when they're planning to go online shopping together i can't do that because i have no money and i feel left out today i told my parents that they're being a-holes and are the worst parents ever to exist all my friends are getting money from their parents but they refused to give me anything they got mad at me and told me to go to my room until i apologize for my mistake am i the [ __ ] here or are my parents the [ __ ] edit i took your guys advice and told my parents i can wash the dishes every day for 500 bucks but they laughed at me and told me to go back to my room edit two why did i get a facepalm award now i feel stupid why are there offensive awards available in the first place if you awarded me with good intentions then i'm sorry but you can search for something else edit three stop [Laughter] oh man you know what if your parents really are making half a million dollars a year combined then bravo to them because they're definitely teaching you a lesson here that more wealthy parents need to teach how much for this five gallons and how much for me five galleons but i'm your brother ten galleons someone put something up for 450 karen 90 take it or leave it someone leave it karen no this isn't how you're supposed to play the game is this still available yes two bucks no thanks three i'm not into bargaining sorry okay well you know what on amazon brand new it's four dollars and fifty cents great go buy it there okay sorry i was just kidding that's nice can you throw this in with the lamp don't know if you can throw some in excuse me hi someone's already coming for the lamp the cpu cooler is still available though i asked for the lamp first and i would like to take it for free plenty of people asked about the lamp before you did so i'm gonna go first come first serve also do you mean you want the cpu cooler free send location i can head over yes no okay send for the lamp i will go over there first can still available first come first serve our prices are based on professional services and the best parts available if you want a discount which part of us do you want to leave out hi um remember me oh it's been a while yeah yeah i haven't talked to you since high school heard that you do art now yeah glenn told me lol remember him yeah he stalks your insta oh okay so do you do commissions um yeah cool cool excuse my french but can you do porn yeah what kind it's for a friend by the way glenn yeah sure anyway what type okay so i'm just gonna say what's in my head right now so you know like whoever that is oh god i'm not even going to bother trying to read that folks oh wow i just went to eat by the way yeah i know a bit weird can you draw it yeah i've done worse how do you want it drawn well make it realistic and hot like not just her but me too yeah sure i can do that that'll be quite expensive oh yeah the payment haha oh boy here it goes how much five bucks seems fair what oh well are you joking yeah like what you've been drawing for like what two years come on bro for glenn i don't even know who glenn is fine how much at least 50. come on drawing isn't as easy as you think and i have classes to be in so this will take up quite some time yeah well i'm not paying that much for someone with barely any experience well you can find someone else to draw look i'm just trying to bring you some business the people i show it to might also commission you so be smart for frick's sake well i don't need your five dollars or the disgusting people you'll show it to to get commissioned if you want good art just pay the damn price or look elsewhere you poor [ __ ] oh really i'm poor i don't need a freaking oh wow jesus christ oh boy hello i'm looking for a camera assistant who owns a black magic g2 camera and the following accessories for my short film mad how life works we're filming on the 10th and 11th of october i need you to have a blackmagic ursa mini pro 4.6k g2 with the following items the main camera the body with lock plate viewfinder rigging accessories two times cold shoe mount top handle shoulder mount ursa mini hand controller second handle 13 millimeter rods power ac power two times vlock accessories vlog fast charger data tripod mounting screws two 256 gigabyte c fast cards pro grade cfast card reader two hd or 4k field monitors one for dop and one for director plus lenses this is a very low budget film however can offer a small fee for your time on set and for your equipment dm for more info thank you holy crap that is a very specific list of very expensive equipment to not pay someone for god just off the top of my head what is this like 50 60 000 i'll give you 20 bucks and a sandwich crap like this is why ayatsi exists so the jerk i was living with kicked me out last night and he stole the phone from me that i stole from a girl i had just met so now i'm looking for a new place to kick it you must smoke meth if you want me to chill with you okay that's a weird flex but sure hello is this still available 300 and i'll pick up tomorrow how about we meet in the middle with 350. does it come with a charger yes of course that's not in the middle the middle is 200 you want 300 i want 400 the middle is 350. well sorry i can't but thanks my middle 200 but i want it for 300. um hold on i'm so goddamn confused minecraft trial okay um the thing is why did this app add some time limit is annoying please don't put some time limit everyone don't even like it as you can see i played this game like 11 minutes or 22 minutes and it start times up please remove the time limit everyone is complaining let me know if you removed the time limit i like this minecraft trial but the annoying thing is the time limit i know it's a trial but i wish it was a bit longer because i keep installing and uninstalling it so i wish the real minecraft is for free because a lot of people love that game but no bad they can't play because we have to pay oh my god i'll let you know i have quite a few artist friends in the area and i can definitely share your art with them word of mouth spreads the word that's been profitable for me money doesn't inspire me quite as much as the working on the project look at it that way i'm older than you i'm sure but i've been around the art business for years in all mediums is this your way of trying to get something for free and offer advertisement as payment i have a great network hiring people for a dollar an hour i'm serious and this is not a scam meaning you're actually going to get paid a dollar an hour i run a small essay mill and need writers paying a dollar per thousand words okay so where the hourly rate just go all essays must be professionally written and free of plagiarism you must be available to do all requested revisions you'll get paid for every revision you do usually a couple of cents [Laughter] good luck with your freaking essay mill dude screw your exposure yeah i totally agree on that one can anyone give me a ride downtown tomorrow i need a ride to an appointment at 10 so pick me up at 9 and drive me home around 11. could probably do it i've got some shopping to do downtown if you pay for parking i'll drive um thanks i guess but why should i pay for parking for your car blah i hate asking you this but i'm out of options at this point and i'm starving is there any chance you would order me something i understand if you're like screw off lol still in blank yes okay is that a yes do you want to know what i want ordered you a pizza it's a large should have leftovers for a few days why did you do it like that do what i was gonna ask for a soda oh i'm sorry i was just trying to help i'm not feeling good so i'm kind of just out of it ugh my bad at least there will be pizza i didn't even want a pizza i just wanted simple like wings why do you jump the gun like that like cancel it dude i tried to help you i didn't have to i don't know if i even can cancel it i was trying to be nice food is food though all right i don't like their pizza that's why i haven't gotten it in forever usually got subs i'm sorry you've ordered pizza before and i remembered that order but i couldn't remember your sub so i just got a pizza i didn't have to help but i did it because i still care about you i just don't understand why you wouldn't ask what i wanted like i really don't even want the pizza to be honest like that's how much i don't like their pizza i got pizza once lol sorry i was trying to be helpful you said you were starving i got the biggest thing i could so you would have enough leftovers for a couple of days to get you by you got pizza more than once i don't know what language that's in are you going to get it or no no cancel it call them tell them to cancel it it's cancelled but i still think they're charging me you'll get a refund not if they started making it i don't think oh my god you know as someone who has had people get them food because they have literally no money to get any themselves it doesn't matter what they get and it doesn't matter what's on it unless of course it's something you're literally allergic to and you'll die other than that they could send you a pizza with dog [ __ ] on it eat it don't be a little [ __ ] there's a little simple philosophy i live by folks your first favorite beer is free your second favorite is cold i was taking peppers from your garden because sharing is caring and it was way too spicy please grow a mild pepper or i'll report you for cultivating illegal plants okay the handwriting screams kindergartner but i can only imagine someone in their early 20s did this right hi how many gb says in the post but 500 gigabytes what is your lowest two day cash well i have someone coming at seven today for 170 so i'm not going any lower not too much i don't have any my kid birthday tomorrow wanna make him a present 100 alrighty then have a good day rest in peace to all the conversations that died after you told them your prices oh god every single time although as somebody that's been doing voice over and voice acting work for about 10 years now i can tell you i'd rather have them say nothing than to be a smart ass back at me i didn't read the fine print where it says you can only have one of the sample packs i have four grown sons i was going to give them each a sample pack but i guess i can't do that that's four potential customers you've lost because i now can't decrease the amount of sample packs in my cart now reading the comments about how long things are taking to ship maybe that's an omen how do i force my artist friend to work for free put a gun to his or her head i'm sure that they'll do exactly what you want why do you expect artists to work for free when no one else does i'm an artist i go to the store people expect me to pay for stuff i have a mechanic fix my car i have someone fix my sprinklers they expect to be paid i have someone fix my toilet they expect to be paid why do you expect artists are any different hi is the ps4 still for sale no sold it already 200 for it i said i sold it 450 i said i sold it no you're lying you're just hiding it from me no i'm not yes you are i sold it stop bugging me or i'll block you that's what someone who lied would say hey don't block me hi i'll give you 5 000 in ready cash i'm in need of a car for my pregnant wife thanks in advance hi i'm sorry my pregnant wife and i also need money for a place to live congratulations you too hope it all works out to tooth fairy please can i keep my tooth love ava god damn it hey guys i'm looking for a roommate rent i can do is around 250 to 300 a month looking for either downtown or mount pleasant area girl would be better i have three pitbulls but i'm covered free as you can see i got tested i don't work but i'll normally just be hanging in the living room not doing much but watching netflix and staying out of the way by the way only considering places with a saltwater pool and gym with free weights above 75 pounds much appreciated a saltwater pool what are you a bit of a wanker are you trying to get musicians to play your venue for free i'm a performer looking for volunteers to pay my gas electric water council tax and mortgage rent you'll gain loads of experience dealing with a wide range of utility companies trying to cut me off or evict me if you do well we'll enter you into our employee of the month competition where you could win a fabulous pot noodle hi everyone i have youtube channel and i need free editors must be available 24 7 also must have premiere pro or better and professional studio again must be free and must be male because women aren't good no oh god oh boy 411 plus sized three kids and you're 18. okay currently homeless if you have home that's preferred jesus first no sex til marriage men only serious inquiries only no face pictures until text must make good money no sex till marriage but you're 18 and have three kids oh well i don't have the time nor the brain power to keep thinking about people like this so just like that we have come to the end of another video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then 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Length: 22min 41sec (1361 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 27 2020