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i said i love you to my cake it burst into tears edit rest in peace my inbox edit too so many awards but no gold i dare you to gold me go ahead make my day little reverse psychology there come on someone fall for it please pl hurry up hey you fresh spicy mcnuggets welcome back to another nk video my name's jack the tantalizing mcrib that never goes away you're watching this video because you're either subscribed like a good person or because someone's trying to make you face some reality about yourself stop being picky anyway here's what's being picky about people choosing beggars if you have seen my work it is done on rare canvas i also build a frame which you knew that already in addition to waterproofing the entire piece oh it's covered 100 is expensive i'm doing an in-home art show in a few days and we all bring our own favorite piece i don't really want to spend 100 plus on a piece that will be sitting around like 40 people only for like six hours then make it yourself oh what is wrong with you i'm not funky dancing making it myself because i can get people who turn out to be useless like you to make it 100 is freaking stupid wow what a persuasive argument by literally degrading the person you're trying to get an art piece from your personality is what is freaking stupid and it's just as bad as your cousins it must run in the family being an a-hole grow balls so basically try turning water into wine and learn how to talk to people before you try lowballing them i'm blocking you a-hole tell this person for me and that i am proud to have two members of the family blocked get lost ah a great start and i can already tell there's gonna be a lot of cringing your submission has been given the take my energy award an anonymous redditor has liked your submission so much they've given it to the take my energy award as a reward you get the special take my energy award icon on your submission very dapper want to say thanks to your mysterious benefactor reply to this message you will find out their username if they choose to reply back warning responding to this message will reveal your username to the guildy are you serious oh what ever since people added the poor people award that's all people cared to give what the frick what happened to the good days when people gave hold or platinum or even silver what the frick am i going to do with your stupid 30 coin award why did you even give it to me i don't give a [ __ ] the heck is wrong with you it's images like these that make me thankful i have no real understanding of the award system on reddit we are looking for ambitious artists to perform on our patio on saturdays we are looking to have some live music from 8 pm to 5 pm to 8 pm every week we are fortunate to have a location that can accommodate between 50 to 70 people reach out for more info and just as the subreddit demands look at that beautiful rate they're offering ten dollars for three hours for me and my band to split oh sign me up check us out at current.com i'll now take this time to remind people to look up psychosocial baby after this video you'll either love me or hate me for bringing it in your life possibly check dogs online it will show you the registered burritos in the area if you contact them hopefully one is kind enough to help best of luck small dogs are so hard to come by thanks i have looked at breeders but have been cautious to ask too many for a reduced price it will try to build up the confidence might also need to consider a gofundme page or something the prices are stupid ridiculous at the moment too many people just wanting money unfortunately oh gee i wonder why definitely give it a go though don't give up if they say no either the perfect pup will come along yeah but you're not determining whether or not a perfect pup will finally come along this is being determined by how much of a lowballer you're trying to be wanted cameraman location south florida job convention coverage requirements one year experience with read on camera photoshop reside in south florida open availability reliable transportation there will be no pain cameraman or women will have to work for free we'll have access to vip events free food and amazing networking events to me for details all funds raised support disadvantaged children and their families in australia and overseas therefore we do not barter discount or haggle however feel free to barter up thank you a-holes what charity is this for exactly why is australia considered a country that needs charity you know you know we're doing pretty good here right i've got a bed for sale how big and what brand uh about five and a half feet long and i'm not sure of the brand my parents bought it a while ago okay i think that's too expensive and anyone cost plus i mean less well it was originally three times my asking price but if you found a cheaper one go buy that one yep what is with this kind of argument when you haggle someone oh i it's cheaper to buy it new well then buy it new you idiot seeking clothes donation all for cheap in good nice condition for winter want zip up hoodies like aeropostale amber crumby blue into brands like that i want jeans brands silver and maurices and others size 14 length 27 but probably we'll have to try on i want to think long john shirts bigger sizes probably have to try on a stocking hat with a brill where's some men's clothes like all colors all of the rochester groups where people harassed me then when i was kicked i've had pictures taken of the commented admins have been reported what is what is going on in this entire post it starts out with just a genuine interest for any free clothes then it turns into a kid who's just been given a credit card to use at toys r us rest in peace and then ends with some passive aggressive ranting about being bullied ah what a journey with our heartfelt thanks we invite all teachers faculty and school administration to enjoy free coffee for a limited time oh nice to thank you for everything you do especially during this challenging time to support students this new school year free stuff for teachers working hard well you know what that means oh you should be for parents and grandparents who will be doing the job of keeping their kids on task so they can actually go back to school i mean it's ridiculous a parent having to be a parent that's just so wrong selling an apple iphone 7 news i'll pay 10 000 to clarify that's like almost half the price ah sorry no bro i'll die i probably have corona so my wish will never come true goodbye what did did you just die then and there or something say no to free design if you think it's easy then do it yourself an artist spent many months to study design softwares thousands of course fees for each software years to achieve desired skills hundreds to thousands for infrastructure hours and days to complete projects sleepless nights to update on new trends many hours every week to research on new tools then how could it be free we respect design if you don't please don't humiliate yourself nothing is free in this world everything costs 100 effort yeah i'm pretty sure this post is purely just to be a bit of a breather for everyone who follows the subreddit with just all the cringy choosing beggars that exist on it can you draw nagital hi there i'm not too familiar with danganronpa but i'd be happy to draw him do note that i am charging for commissions sorry if you were hoping otherwise man why artists always got a charge it was at this moment he realized he was going to end up on a subreddit never mind huh i'll pay i'll pay message me if you're close to south point just a cheap ds or ds light or any ds really it must be able to work and not in garbage condition i got 10 bucks any color but pink bro those are for the rules thanks yeah have fun with that we want full guys for free guys i have full guys on ps4 but i wanted on psc either to play with friends and 40 euros for two games isn't smart that sounds like a you problem my name is red and i run this food blog i was wondering if i can come by to try some complimentary items so i can post and write about your restaurant on my blog please let me know if you are interested in working with me and what do they do post it on this story friendly reminder to not be asking independent restaurants for free food ever but especially right now restaurants have the tiniest profit margins and are hanging on by a thread right now millions of people are without jobs millions more are about to be without jobs this is extremely tone deaf be better support restaurants by dining in ordering to go or getting food delivered support local don't be this a-hole hi tim my name is redacted i'm so upset that fortnite is not available on the apple app store this is the only thing that has made me enjoy quarantine for this loss of enjoyment i am asking for compensation of a settlement of a nintendo switch so i can play fortnite i am sure with your net worth you will be able to fork out a nintendo switch please don't ruin my life redacted but wait who was this too who was this too that made them think they were entitled to a free nintendo switch we're looking for interns use this kova 19 tank to gain some experience in hospitality sport and club management oh how convenient the same areas of business that are struggling note no salary only a free lunch oh wow i mean i guess it is an internship but still that is cheap i make music under creative comments literally anyone can use it for whatever they want i like this project so i'm making a few tracks for it i'm not interested in anything more unless i get paid oh that's pretty selfish pally it's selfish to make music for everyone to use anyway as i said earlier don't expect civility unless you yourself are civil it's selfish to act like you've got a right to charge people for true art paulo my music is free i've been nothing but civil pallor okay my down design services are on commission i just think you need to give up pally hey can i get you to do a full body detail of my oc sure that'll be anywhere from 25 to 50 depending on the design and how many colors and if you'd like shadows or a background can you send a pic of the oc oh i can't afford that can you do free no i could do a chibi headshot or for free but there is no way i'm doing a full body detail for free you sound like a scammer i'll report you and you'll never get any more work oh no anyway you're readers frick yeah they are but you deserve it why the oh my god i love you is this not free 12 euros for some stupid flash games dude whoever made this you should really be ashamed of yourself these are all flash games i could play for free right now just released on steam for 12 euros oh thank god i got this for free the developers have to pay the bills also they put a lot of hard work into this game and it's a very fair price for a very fun game to play i just want to point out this person be complaining about a game that took five years to make got it for free and is complaining why it's not free since they don't know that people need money they also have a new game that isn't on flash my entitledness perfect now is this going to be on a canvas ah i was just going to send you the file and you can get it printed however you like no you said you would put it on canvas i would have to charge more for that it's 16 to get it printed on an 8x10 canvas at walmart and the 11x4 is on scale for 22. and that's just what the charge is for without a frame okay 11 by 14 on canvas what's your price i was doing the drawing for 30 dollars so if you want to just throw in the 22 dollars for the canvassing that's fine or i can just give you the file for 30 and you might be able to find somewhere cheaper to get it canvas printed ah damn it he isn't taking my low balling off of here he's not picking it up i gotta i gotta change tactics i suddenly think this sucks now did you use that app to do this i've seen a few apps that do this work i'll talk to you on monday when you come by face-to-face my birthday is coming up i want to have a 30-70 super in a box with an intel 99 or else i'm gonna lose my stuff ah so many people want but don't question if they deserve how dare i please reply to me please just one time why hasn't got all the dots there except some dramatic monologue i really need a guitar please please reply to me hello please reply to me please okay i get it you are also like others playing with people's emotions or you are a famous man so you don't want to talk to them who made you famous you don't care about your fans so please don't make emotional video just play guitar in time after time say you are famous or say how much money do you have please give me a guitar please please reply hi and yeah well it broke song i'm not buying you a new one i gave it to you as a gift so you should have used it better i literally saved up money for it i know i know but i need to take care of roselle and it can be so expensive and i really just need a hair straightener please just one last favor for me cutie i sent you an emoji because i like the ability to make a more coherent persuasive argument okay i can get you some cheaper one for christmas but that's all you're going to get actually i was going to ask for another brand and i need it by a week because i'm invited to a really important party nope bye but my emoji anybody got 40k laying around i can have that way i could pay off my student loan and have enough for a down payment on a house with a semi reasonable mortgage or you could vote for representation that would abolish student debt and push for universal health care that would take care of half of the problem anyway well that escalated quickly what a racket i watched my kids so excited to see the ice cream truck come around and they grabbed a five dollar bill from their bracelet only to be able to buy just two things because everything was 2.3.4 how do you turn away a two-year-old who is holding a one dollar bill easy you say uh-oh that's not enough money sorry buddy you'll need a bit more than that i know this i work at a family resort i reject kids all the time it is a a lot of fun i i am kind of evil there sometimes i think now folkies before we go today it's time for a bit of fan art today's work is by ninja slayer hello ninja slayer nice to meet you not really i'm just shouting out your name but it's nice to shout out your name now it's their first time doing fan art so they hop we enjoy well i am not hopping i'm standing right still because if i stomped on this timber flooring it would annoy my downstairs neighbors anyway a very japa looking gentleman with the i love that okay i like that usually the hats is always on their little fingers at the top but this time it's on the side there little oh that's robin isn't it ah love it robin lexie um where's me oh wait which hey ninja which which one am i bro buddy it was where's me that's right sick at school i'm not mad i'm not mad i'm just and remember guys if you'd like to see your fan arts featured in a future video be sure to post it in the mk subreddit so that's where we see them and put them onto the videos oh and also thank you for your work um sorry ninja slayer yes sorry i just um i forgot you existed no it's okay i'm sure there's a reference to me somewhere in that image i just i didn't pick it up because it's like 10 o'clock right now for me i'm so tired anyway huzzah we have done it for today's choosing beggars digestion thank you so much for making it this far in the video if you're this far in i think you should like it show your love and appreciation for the channel and if you're new and want to see more content on the daily be sure to subscribe with that notification bell clicked on for all the goody goodness up to date and every dailyness and yeah be sure to check out the description for other links to things and hey check out another video to say hi to robert and lexi for me while you're at it as well but with that said it is time for me to go my name's been jack you have been a lovely person to ramble at today as always i look forward to doing it once again very very soon i'll see you later bye

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Id: x2Rkof6daUg

Length: 16min 33sec (993 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 29 2020