The Vegan Teacher Fails Me

this is actually an apology video i just i just want to see how sorry i am for trying snacks that my subscribers have sent me and taken the time to send me and for putting them in the video that i made excuse me let's play that back actually what's in your hand there vegan teacher what is this oh no we're about to expose the vegan teacher let's do some research she has found me we are being exposed today by the vegan teacher oh my gosh i feel like i've made it i've never had any drama yet you got some tea going on here video of her reacting to me is call me chris stop stealing body parts from animals my video title that she's reacting to is which country has better snacks we're gonna be learned some stuff here from the vegan teacher i'm very interested in hearing this first of all disclaimer i don't care if you're vegan that's awesome if you're vegetarian cool keto paleo whatever you want to be i think anybody should be able to eat whatever they want to eat and nobody should be able to say any differently i hope the vegan teacher is the same has the same reaction to me and second of all welcome to my youtube channel or welcome back to my youtube channel i'm call me chris and you can call me chris let's get into the video welcome back to class welcome back to class welcome back to class don't be a pain in the ass be vegan nobody told me the vegan teacher was a vocalist what is going on be vegan everybody because you can because you don't want to hurt the animals look why love one but eat the other because one tastes like chicken nuggets and those are delicious right makes no sense it's crazy that's called species this one here look oh why i love one but eat the other be kind to all animals i could just see her in a hallmark store just looking for these i would love to run into her one day no i don't no eat them don't wear them don't use them at all so what we're looking for in in the presentation of chris here today is that she is there's a presentation was this a presentation i was not even aware that this video that i made was a presentation i'm probably not going to get do good on this assignment not be promoting any of these products she should be saying no to eggs i'm lactose intolerant so can i already got to say that it's vegan of course cheese meat so no sausages no pepperoni no baloney no chicken wings nothing like that okay no gelatin because gelatin comes from uh it's in a lot of different candies it makes it makes them gooey and chewy but you shouldn't be eating anything that has gelatin because it comes from tendons and ligaments and skin of grinding up pigs often they're just baby pigs baby animals are they baby awful could be cows it could be chickens you know grinding up the all the different body parts and oh it's just so sad that they put these into candies and they don't even tell children and kids eat them at halloween and they're not even aware that they're eating so much violence can you imagine a campaign for gummies we grind the bones and tendons children kids would be like i don't give a just give me the candy it tastes like crack i just i don't care i don't care of course don't steal honey from bees because it belongs to them you can eat maple syrup steal honey like we're dressed up like burglars coming in and just stealing the honey while they sleep and the kids are traumatized and they go to therapy and bee therapy they make it every day it's literally their only purpose in life i think they they can spare some ice cream don't get ice cream that comes from cows milk but do get the vegan version and same as yogurt i do love the vegan version of ice cream and like halo top the vegan version really good in the dairy industry they wrote the mail i just wasn't prepared for that that went south really fast we were learning some nice things about veganism and then she started talking about cows get molested don't love that you know what vegan teacher i i wouldn't like it if somebody came up and tried to steal my milk i think that chris here is going to be talking about these important things it's a video about trying snacks from scotland in america the video's not about being vegan i i'm gonna fail this class it's just like school all over again but first before we do let's look at a few kinds of different candy cause she's gonna be talking about different foods some some of the things that are vegan so we have here sour patch kids those know that they're vegan you can go ahead and look at this list oh you can just google vegan candies any lie makes me feel a little bit better about eating them and we're looking for her to not be promoting any violence okay i know i didn't promote violence in that video i don't think i said vegan though because i didn't understand the assignment every food that she mentions she should say this is vegan and if it's not she shouldn't even be showing it on camera what is that illegal i was unaware of this law you can't show anything that's not vegan on camera nobody tells me anything i did not know i'm going to fail this assignment so bad like the video if to help me not fail the assignment thank you is this hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel i'm call me chris and you can call me chris we're going to be trying some snacks today uh we have vegan snacks i don't know oh not just any snack chris you gotta say the word vegan i'm gonna give you an x for that on the right side and we have scotland on the left side this is the video nobody asked for but i'm gonna do because it's my channel and i can do what i want there was like no okay it's your channel you can do whatever you want that's true but when you have this many followers you have a social responsibility to only promote vegan foods no i don't that's your opinion that's my opinion i just wanted to eat some snacks and if you start promoting non-vegan foods then people are going to want run out and buy what you're promoting therefore you're not just hurting the animals in front of you you're also encouraging so many other people to do so chris you have to make sure you read the ingredients before you talk about any of these products i'm listening i'm listening for vegan ingredients i don't you know how boring that video would be naked teacher you know how i got here by not reading the ingredients plenty for the scottish ones i just thought we'd just like put them together it's the water that nobody asked for and we will see who prevails like i can solve all the work she's like shut the guy up keep going like i'm over it excuse me i did not ask you to watch this video if you didn't want to watch it you didn't have to watch it but here we both are okay i'm gonna start doing this to you taking a long time to get to the point read the ingredients of all of these foods she's so savage why do i feel bad about it now i hate myself thanks a lot wanted to try a type of chip to sound cool because it was haggis not because it's cheating listen what's going to make you sound cool is to talk about not hurting animals and promoting veganism right i forgot i'll write notes where's my pen why am i not taking notes this is a free class god damn chips don't make you cool got it those are good okay chris i happen to know that this brand actually is vegan and i'm happy to see that you're saying they're good so i'm going to give you a check mark for that yay we got a check mark check i hate that i love that feeling she verbally abuses and belittles me and then she doesn't say sorry but then she gives me a check mark and i feel good i feel like this is a lot of repressed trauma as a child that i got she reminds me a lot of my mom you have to tell people that they're vegan whatever you're eating it doesn't say it on the bag you think a haggis chips from scotland they're going to put vegan they left me notes what are the notes what notes so hopefully you're going to be reading us the ingredient list she wants me to read those ingredients so bad and i'm gonna spoil it for you i never do okay first for scotland i forgot to say this we have these are from nathaniel and liz nathaniel and liz thank you so much for sending all these they gave me the synopsis on everything i kind of skimmed it over i'm excited all right let's get back to the snacks okay i was gonna yeah i'm gonna try these iron brew bon bons chewy bon bons bursting with iron brew flavor read the ingredient list chris medley gotta give you an x i didn't do anything i haven't even eaten the food yet and i got another x this feels like the x factor okay i'm moving on to the next thing i have tea cakes she's so annoyed with me the best part of this video is how much she can't stand me no chocolate oh no milk oh no she's not gonna like this one oh chocolate don't eat those ex don't even promote those at all on your channel which are really tasty not good oh my is this a chip that has that is made out of steak or something like that i'm just waiting for her to like spontaneously combust during this video holy tomatoes are good that was a really poor idea because there's so many more snacks to eat okay let's let's just go on to chicks mccoy's flame grilled steak that sounds really good steak sounds really good no don't say the word unless you are talking i meant like you put stakes in the ground when you're like building a tent that's what i meant you misunderstood me you know what hold on a sec two can play at this game let's go you know what i make my own vegan teacher say not nice and nice so far you not nice look at those numbers never say that it's good chris i don't think america has those kind of chips oh yeah don't smell that no don't say yeah and don't not nice say it smells good do not promote cruelty you know what 99 those are just made of chemicals that taste like steak i've never tasted a chip with more flavor in it don't ever talk about how flavorful it is it's not right to talk about the dead animals that didn't want to die it's just chemicals it's not actually steak come on a steak is a mother cow or a father cow or sometimes they're just baby cows don't eat steak would you be able to kill a cow on your own chris yeah i don't know maybe i used to work on a cat farm actually for those of you who don't know i milked cows oh she's not gonna like that cows don't belong in packages it's wrong we shouldn't even be breeding these animals into existence in the first place do you know that chickens cows pigs these are so badly treated have you ever wondered why you don't see that many of them because they're in these giant set sheds my friend's a chicken farmer these chickens are running around free a lot of really good chicken places so do some research you can teach your caring okay i know there's a lot of warehouses with you i don't like the idea of that i'm not so i'm not promoting that i don't i'm gonna just stare at myself in the mirror for like five hours after this just rethinking my entire life that live in holocaust like conditions don't compare chickens to the holocaust carrot don't do that not nice please do not promote any of this in the future i'm giving you an x for this chris this is not right another ex you already gave me an x4 now you're double x in me i x you back it literally just like punches you in the face you're talking about the figurative punching you and the face of the flavor i'm talking about the literal slitting of the the throats of these animals excuse me let's play that back actually what's in your hand there vegan teacher what is this is that a crayola marker oh no we're about to expose the vegan teacher let's do some research our crayola markers it will be shocking for some people to know that creating crayons requires the usage of animal fat crayola crayons are not vegan i have exposed to the vegan teacher i know that's just crayons and she's holding a crayon marker you shall see it says it right here at the top crayola says theirs is animal derived he's doing the people's work he could dive even deeper into this what are these glasses made out of vegan teacher what are the shirt made of that doesn't look cotton to me it looks pretty woolly to me your wool comes from she probably i don't know let's continue the video how would you like it if somebody killed you and stuck some of your flavor into a package and somebody else was holding up a bag like you are right now saying hey chris tastes good maybe i could coin that crisp flavored chips thank you for the idea vegan teacher look at this kid on on this thing what is that mini chews are you going to read the ingredients no read the ingredients we want to make sure if they are chewy that they don't contain gelatin or any of these products remember everything that you show right should be vegan i forgot 100 vegan not a pig okay not lamb you're not my dad cows don't eat turkeys at christmas we deep fry our turkey at christmas it is so good because you have a huge audience so you are very influential to the young generation am i influencing you guys to murder animals and be not vegan i am sorry this is actually an apology video i just want to say how sorry i am for trying snacks that my subscribers have sent me and taken the time to send me and for putting them in the video that i made very buttery butterscotchy butter comes from a cycle of violence that is the dairy industry butter is made from milk milk that is stolen do you believe in stealing chris it's justified no i don't no i don't believe in in stealing the vegan teacher no i don't it's not right did i get another ex choose vegan candies make sure you read the ingredients list here for us she's so cheesed about the ingredients cheese i said it flavor's good but edibility is like two out of ten so i'm gonna give it four out of ten on the toffees we have some wet cheese yeah you heard me right it says oh no keep refrigerating i can feel the disappointment through the computer similar to my mother's that she had for me as well well i don't go to another therapy session i got to call my therapist body parts should not be in plastic bags never eat cheese but body parts if i'm not mistaken which i could let's google it just to be sure where does cheese come from i might be wrong cheese is a dairy product derived from milk and produced in wide ranges of flavors textures and forms by coagulation of the milk protein casein right so it usually comes from milk cows buffalo goats and cheese from what i'm reading body parts aren't in there it's just liquids from animals so there's another lesson for you i know you don't like it i know you don't like the cheese in the milk so it's not body parts though okay get your kitchen facts straight i don't like coconuts but that's okay i know it's not your fault we have okay you don't like coconut but coconut is vegan just so you know what coconut vegan i have no i t assuming unless of course you get the brand where they force the monkeys to climb up the trees and take the coconut is i don't think there's anything on this planet that is actually like a hundred percent vegan she has everything to be like a broccoli broccoli is vegan but it's not vegan if they get the bunny rabbits to go out to the fields to get the broccoli to bring it back in that case it's not vegan because you're still hurting the animals but you can check do research go how do you do that do i go up to the person at the grocery store be like do you know if a monkey went up a tree and grabbed this coconut because if so i will never bite that coconut this coconut is good okay i'll get this coconut how come you didn't eat any apples oranges bananas because it's a snack taste testing video it's not what i actually eat in my everyday life vegan teacher it's just snacks my subscribers sent me cashew milk because cashew milk that's great good job we did it because i heard you say cashew milk because hopefully you're gonna say because you care about the animals i did not it's because i'm like doesn't darwin but i do care about the animals or maybe you are lactose intolerant what is it yes anyway that's good that you're promoting silk silk is vegan like a few silk actually on its own is not is a type of oh my god are you talking about silicone that is used to make clothing that stops segueing into stuff that's not the part of the video i'll give you a check mark anyway i guess yes we have these pretzels nuggets peanut butter filled pretzel nugget oh peanut butter is vegan check mark for that but yeah i guess it would be vegan okay read the ingredients nuggets nuggets means small things not chicken nuggets at least pretzels chicken nuggets are so good though so good chicken pretzels have some sort of flour in them or usually vegan but read the ingredients please read the ingredients come on chris you can do it i refuse to ever read the ingredients on anything ever again because you told me to oh it's fine though why are you she you don't have to watch the video m m's i know for sure are not vegan that's three x's i give you 12 x's because i have no rules for this look at this not looking so good for you vegan teacher you're actually failing my class we have hazelnut spread oh so it's like a nutella one nutella is not vegan nutella has milk in it oh chris this is so disappointing i know just like my mother always says [Music] i don't know if i should even watch any more of this you don't have to i'm not making you just like how you're not making me be vegan oh wait you are you didn't read everything is there milk in there another probably it's it's white chocolate listen i'm gonna have to stop i think i've seen enough of your presentation today and unfortunately you only got a few check marks and a lot of that's just like my report card at school no but there's check marks oh i got a frowny face draw you a face i like capturing this oh yes the bangs we must get the bangs and the karen haircut yes this is actually really nice this is my rendition of you isn't she beautiful oh wait i forgot to write on your shirt there you go mine's a lot nicer baby come on chris you can do better than this all right if vegan teacher if you're watching listen i'm fine with you being vegan that's totally fine my video wasn't about being vegan or any vegan food so that may have been the weird crossover where i didn't fit any of your criteria but anyway if you enjoyed this video please give it a like help the algorithm gods and i can't wait to see you in my next video also eat whatever you want eat what makes you feel good you want to be vegan if you want to be whatever you want just do you boo me and the vegan teacher will see you in the next video love you bye [Music]

Channel: Kallmekris

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Length: 19min 7sec (1147 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 21 2021

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She roasted That Vegan Teacher more harshly than Gordon Ramsay. Bravo to her.

Oh, and I love that her video has had far more views than the original video.