Attempting Dumb 5 Min Crafts

hello everybody and welcome hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel i'm call me chris and you can call me chris and today you guys did it you guys you guys are making me try these five minute crafts can't wait i'm excited to try these because it's supposed to be like really practical like you don't need to like go out and get stuff because these are just like practical crafts that you use false i spent too much money going to get [ __ ] for this episode epis video anyway how you guys doing by the way uh you're doing good hey bestie you good i kind of hate when people say bestie because you're not my bestie you're fam you're fan man it's family okay let's just get into this video i'm gonna watch a few of these and then try to execute them all right let's go before we get into the video i would like to thank today's sponsor which is drop drop is a free shopping rewards app that gives you points for shopping like you normally would every day 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your first 1 000 worth of points by completing offers in the app thank you again to drop for sponsoring this video i love your app and let's get back to the video oh yes the glasses right of course [Music] i've got this i'll be right back don't you know when glasses are so heavy that you cannot lift them all the way to the top of the head well i have the solution and that is the coat hangers super inconspicuous it is all the fashion order now i don't know why i'm german for this infomercial okay so we take this just how do you can use this oh god you know what would you stick it perfect it doesn't wreck my hair i feel accomplished also if you want to stand out a little bit hold on i got to put more if you have a sweaty ass forehead like me this might not work oh jesus say you are walking through walmart right minding your own but you want to stand out you know you don't want to be like all the other walmart people so what you need to do stand out with the silver reflection so people can see themselves in you it's poetic really yep that's um all right next we have a stuffed animal right okay okay we eat destroy the stuff down i don't i don't have any stuffed animals i wanted the face you know i don't i couldn't do that i couldn't just rip out its insides like that okay what are we doing with this ah a phone case okay i don't have a stuffed animal i want to rip apart but i have a pillow this is the only thing i have it's a [ __ ] huge pillow just hurt myself i have a pillow a box cutter let's go and old phone case and i don't have i don't even know how they put it in there did they use glue i don't have glue i don't have liquid glue i have duct tape we'll use that let's let's go for it here we go i guess i'm going to measure this this is hard okay i can put the phone case oh it cuts good i got this from the dollar store oh i cut too much it's fine ew ew why is it weird colors gross there there is a little bit more on this side why do you even have to cut into it that doesn't even make any sense i could have just taped it to it i'm just making a mess now on dollar store piece of [ __ ] box cutter knife cuts good i got this from the dollar store gotta hold it taut there we go oh god i'll take it a little bit floof out out out oh it's very soft oh it could be a hidden phone case secret phone five minute crafts take notes we have our hole that's what she said i don't know how to do this instruction's unclear you guys didn't even show me how to put it in there what kind of five-minute crafts goddamn video is that maybe i didn't watch it all i don't care i'm going with duct tape now phone case insert oh my god this is gonna be so bad perfect that's not even at all all right inconspicuous does this gonna work i don't think it's gonna work oh no maybe i should have put it in first i work so hard no no you know what's gonna be fine more duct tape yay it's beautiful oh my god look at that hello a five minute craft you're hiring you want me as ceo no i will not can you imagine this he's like saying your phone starts reading oh sorry oh it's my mom calling hey mom yeah no for sure oh you want a picture they really think that went through i'm so happy i have a pillow and phone case now and fluff all over me next what do we got we got the chips on the lie why you have so many chips on the laptop not even eating them she's just like yeah one idiot okay what's the solution five minutes that's the solution that's not this i feel like that's not really a craft but all right let's try that chips hop chips and chopsticks i kind of [ __ ] suck at pop chopsticks i can't speak either apparently i just stroked out all right here we go everybody's yelling at me in the comments i've actually never tried this on chips you know how can i figure this out there we go damn it damn it okay [Music] oh oh my god it's probably good because i eat them a hell of a lot slower i probably get like a couple chips in and just give up chris approved next we have a girl sleeping at the office me okay what is she there's like a secret to taking a power nap without your boss noticing no [Music] no yep yep looks like she's a wide awake and cracked out to me i don't have a printer i guess i'll have to draw them let's draw some eyes i need paper i don't even have a pen pen no it's a pencil all right sit still i'ma draw you like one of my french girls jack i want you to draw me like one of your french girls how big is my eye okay maybe i'll just do this oh okay this is gonna be good i'm gonna give myself like eyelashes and [ __ ] here we go perfect one eye down perfect scissors i need scissors oh i can't run with scissors i think these are really good all right you guys tell me how it looks because i won't know okay i'll pretend i'm napping [Music] i need tape is it bad to put duct tape on your eyeballs let's find out okay wait i gotta move that oh god uh don't try this at home kids like they don't feel good on the ice all my eyelashes come out that's right right now i can't see anymore so hopefully that's good am i pretty now okay give me a minute next let's see we got here we have a pregnant woman all right i'm not pregnant but uh more duct tape perfect duct tape phone to stomach and turn oh okay we got a little silhouette action going here okay that's weird let's do it i know it's dark but we need it to be dark because we're taking baby photos and wet baby photos we got our phone and you know what i'm going to use my phone case as a ballet this isn't it this isn't this is this is a 40 year old divorcee man that has a beer belly let's give it up on life just shove this down maybe a hoodie wasn't the right choice get off my lord phone flashlight like this i can't remember and i'm not going to look because i don't [ __ ] care if i drop my phone no wait i didn't think this through how do you get this all the way around without dropping okay good perfect what are you doing i guess i need to turn the light off turn these off okay let's see the watch the magic happen what it's still light in here i need a pitch black room this is a pitch black there's a window there the blinds are closed god damn it where's the pitch black room oh the bathroom okay nice nice and dark there's still light in here this is as close as we're gonna get oh my god oh god my belly oh wait okay cover the light look at that look at how majestic that is you can do a light show introducing the 12-month pregnant anomaly call me chris okay that was fun next i'm too lazy to move the camera back to where it was it's on a different tripod now let's watch the next video let's see oh my god the watermelon yeah okay this is the biggest watermelon i can find we're out of season i'm probably gonna break my car hey honey don't worry i can cut the watermelon don't worry about it oh god there's gonna be watermelon juice all over my gut damn car i think this is a two-person job oh god damn it what if i just hold it though maybe my card is too oh smart come on you [ __ ] okay let's try it again want him alone oh god that was bad watermelon all right that's not good it's bad and we're back i hope you're happy get this video to a hundred thousand likes because my car smells like rotten watermelon now okay what do we got got a tortilla and a bailey's perfect are we gonna drink it is that what we're doing with this yeah uh-huh oh now this this is a craft i can get behind let's go i don't have wraps but i think i have bread i have bread frozen bread anybody else keep their bread in the freezer sound off in the comments below it just stays good for a long time you know all right we'll thaw this a little bit make it really realistic perfect plate good slap it nobody will ever know i wasn't ready five minute crafts okay i think we got some balloon ones coming up uh fun fact about me i'm terrified of balloons don't judge me i'm terrified of balloons popping i hate it i hate that sound with all my being so let's see what video we have to watch right now stepping on balloons oh my god let's do it shoe balloon shoes tune balloons i think i need friends for this one oh it's so thin it could blow up at any moment oh how big does these get these look like tiny balloons hey how big are my feet oh jesus i got big feet is anybody else scared is it just me okay one done wait i gotta keep it like this though but i can't tie it because i need to form it around my feet okay okay that's like close let's see if this works okay i'll do one at a time please don't pop [Music] okay come on yeah get around my foot come on i want slippers shocked shoes yeah oh my god yes oh my god is it working my god kind of okay maybe not i think these balloons are too small damn it let's try this one okay let's go come on i want balloon shoes i never knew i wanted it but now i do yes yes give me the shoe come on fit around my back foot please excuse me perfect oh what me these sponsored by balloons bessie who we don't know her damn it okay that was a fail let's do this next one oh you need a friend for this one too well we don't have that so and i don't have a plank it's like a plank of wood oh oh wait wait i have cardboard we're fine we're fine i gotta blow up more balloons god damn it i'll blow up a bunch of balloons right now don't mind the mess okay i don't think i remember how to tie balloon do you try to wrap it here under right [Music] i'm good at this i feel like that past hell though just next one yeah sure okay there's no way this is gonna work these are all gonna pop and i'm gonna be scared and i'm gonna need counseling let's try it though okay i have cardboard will this hold my body weight probably not huddle together how do i do this i need a friend god damn it i act like i don't care like here ah a corner of a table with i shall cut my head open on that'll be a good thumbnail no stop oh my god there's no way this is gonna work there's no way i'm gonna die i feel like we should probably you know i did buy knee pads just in case me ha these are from the dollar store though so they're not gonna do anything it's not bad it's not bad everybody stay calm the [ __ ] i do for the internet there's no way this is gonna work maybe if i crawl on it [Applause] no i'll go on all fours that's what she said oh please don't pop please don't pop please don't pop ah i'm gonna get a complex in the pops oh my god it's working wait this is kind of fun wait wait wait wait can you like can you like body circles it doesn't work okay we're gonna do one more cuz i'm tired and now i'm scared because that balloon popped let's watch this one this last one we have a sponge and a clip and a drip bolt and a drill a drill and we're washing dishes because you know it's hard to wash dishes and you're thinking chris what are you going to go and get a drill for this exactly what i did because i'm committed let's go sponge i got a drill i have this clamp i don't know where to put it though because if i do this it'll just that so just i'm just gonna stick it in here it would work right perfect duct tape stick it on there you know yeah like why isn't it stick sponges are imperviable to duct tape i didn't know that well that's not it's not good i'm definitely not going to shark tape with this one but you know maybe like that there we go perfect awesome okay let's clean some dishes doesn't your arm get tired when you're always doing the dishes that's probably why your husband left you not anymore with the drill sponge duct tape thingy do you hate your sibling what'd you say i should put this down [Music] okay everybody i hope you enjoyed that video i went to great lengths to make this happen for you i had fun though i would do this again maybe maybe a different theme if you will my car smells like watermelon now which is depressing but at least i can clean dishes poorly within seconds so if you haven't already subscribed i don't know why you haven't subscribed if you liked the video even if you didn't like the video like the video i really appreciate that and hit that little notification bell so you know when my next video's out and other than that i will see you in the next video and i hope you guys have a fabulous day okay bye [Music]

Channel: Kallmekris

Views: 6,718,338

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Id: U3xyQ_C9aXc

Length: 17min 59sec (1079 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 18 2021