Reacting to My TikTok FYP

hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel i'm call me chris and you can call me chris and uh i feel like you've been you've been having a rough couple days is that yeah okay well i will try to cheer you up i will show you my uh duck turtle call him a turtle and he's weird just like me probably just like you if you're watching this so this will be the unofficial mascot of it well okay well pete and petrie are kind of pissed about that all right we'll add them to the team turtle anyway we're gonna be watching my for you page on tick tock which i'm a little concerned about i feel like i'm gonna get a little exposed today but um you guys wanted me to do that so let's just do that all right let's get into it [Music] me thinking i'm superior because i don't need anyone therapist hyperindependence is a trauma response you know i really didn't expect it to be like the for you page today but i guess it is all right next [Music] this is a sad one a baby the baby's sick i can't do this today tick tock [Music] what the that's so sad and i'm so sorry i just okay i thought this is gonna be a funny video i guess it's just gonna be traumatizing oh okay um the caption says short or long hair she's attractive i'm gonna say both that's a nice dress to have uh do you would you like to go on a walk that's me flirting introducing the star wars men as women okay let's have some fun with this okay i am gonna say whether i would smash your past no i will say how many drinks it would take for me to hook up with these men that are made into women okay let's look all right anna scout sober sober lulu skywalker sober hannah solo looking like sandra bullock figuring out a lot of things about myself in this video i love that all right next five things you must keep in mind while dating okay number one so many of my clients come to therapy in order to work on themselves so they can be all fixed up and ready to date you know what tick tock you can find an amazing part you don't have to be healthy to start dating and daddy great i have both daddy and mommy issues so i don't need to watch the rest of this video let's go to the next one uh how are you feeling i feel like i'm just kidding i love delusions so i feel like i put mercury in retrograde retro buddha are twin flames this is so true i don't know if anybody watched the mgk and megan thoughts pickups gq interview together but it was like it was cute and then it just got like to the point where i was nauseous because they're just so disconnected from the world i don't know my deepest secret is that i'm like a hundred percent gay holy most on a rocket this guy on tick tock i don't know if anybody else has this guy he stitches video like every video and then he'll ruin it halfway through and just do his own [ __ ] he's really funny though my deepest secret is that i'm like a hundred percent gay holy moses on a rocket powered pogo stick never would have guessed that you know what fair just as mannerisms my deepest secret is that i am extremely good i love that it's like somebody coming into my house and just seeing the absolute pigsty that it is and me being like my deepest secret is that i'm depressed and they're like no way [Music] i can't go any more no round four i'm dead kisses me with intent are you going four rounds are you french brutus two really i don't believe you ain't no way i love this actor he got some hair and he's looking real he's looking real i'm thirsty he's looking good remember how crushed you were after ricky crushed is a little dramatic girl oh me this is a serious threat to our mission cute he's so weird a baby i swear to god 90 of my 40 pages about dogs and i'm here for it i'm happy about it i'm really happy about it oh girl hold on don't move yeah girl you got something on your face look like a little like oh you lucky i'm an exterminator girl right [Applause] i need to see that hit one more time hold on don't move she just [ __ ] flip-flopped her phone on the [ __ ] ground for that i'm here for it that was good that was funny who the puts a spider on their face also i'm terrified of spiders i don't know about you guys in the comments but i'm gonna be top tonight mulan facts as a straight man you'll never catch us with one of these never as if as a gay man my radar is going off heavily he did the same go come on i think every other video has been about the lgbtq plus community which love that said to be going out with friends me seeing my body on a full-length reflective surface stop you look so cute i really like that plaid on you don't say that about yourself and you have a great beard also don't self-deprecate at least pull up here and get some dinner rental and runs when mental illness runs on your mother's and father started the family because i like to be wined and dined after i've been and could we at least pull up here and get some dinner because i like to be wined and dined after after that's true yeah the only way out of that is medication tell my little broken heart itself that one day you'll be baking oh that is so cute that is the cutest thing i've ever seen i have so many couple things on my 4u page now and this guy just embodied everything that i feel inside also his voice is nice that's nice he's got a good voice hey buddy i mean like if you if you want like if you want to hit me up you know you just whisper sweet nothings into my ear that's fine no that's fine too oh wow i could never i don't know why this is here i've not acted keeps rewashing the lorax literally every every [ __ ] every kentucky the lorax the lorax the lorax what i mean like a bra isn't the lorax for sale or so like you what i have been watching the lorax every single day it just keeps getting better i can't and i don't even pay for it on netflix dude i love tick-tock sometimes it's so interconnected you can find i swear tick-tock is better than the police like we the people in texas i can solve a crime before the police can and i'm so here foreign stop swearing sorry me on my way to find another distraction from my severe depression oh that's just it why is my entire for you page about depression oh right this is what i heard when i opened tick-tock this morning i'm the weirdest audience on my tic tac i love it this man woke up and decided to be a legend oh that's sick i want to see that again [Laughter] don't try this [ __ ] at home this man is my new idol i aspire to be him that's the difference between me and you me to everyone else after killing myself immediately if i was in a horror apocalypse [Music] i was out making moves i think i would survive in an apocalyptic movie i think i would be like the second last to die you know like you think i'm gonna be the last one but then i'm not and i die in some stupid way like i'd be like running from the killer and you're like oh yeah she got away and then i just like fall off a cliff but like dramatically in slow-mo and then just be like reaching up i have it all in my head i'm gonna write a movie and i'm gonna make myself die like that it'd be good facts that you probably didn't know that one day could save your life part 14. oh we love facts that could save our lives let's take a look oh my god than people say they are lying disease can quite literally stop your heart if you get bitten take it off immediately and go see a doctor i have to take ticks off of kevin sometimes because we live in the forest and they're like so gross i have to like get their head out with the tweezers and they're squirming around and then i throw them down the sink and i drown them you know if you hear a baby crying outside keep your door shut and dial 9-1-1 it's a trap drowning that's basic that's basic also if you see a baby carriage on the side of the road don't stop for it because that is a tactic to abduct people lessons with chris all right when someone is drowning they rarely cry out can't wave their arms around and will often just bob in and out of the water while gasping for air if you're trying to see if a mirror is two-sided put your nail against the glass if there's no gap between your nail and the reflection run if someone let's test it see there's a gap there's a maybe there's no gap who's on the other side of this i'm going insane stumbling around and sounds drunk but hasn't had any alcohol ask them to smile if one side of their face is drooping get them to the hospital oh stroke i'm having a stroke there's a monument in georgia that functions as a calendar clock and a compass it also has instructions on different languages on how to rebuild society after an apocalypse neat cool sometimes i love the 40 page you know you learn new [ __ ] i love that how is it that you go about defining ooh a makeup look and evil oh [Music] i love this that was so good uh i wish i could do makeup like that i appreciate makeup people so much five top ideas in the world the more you fear something the more it'll happen i am so afraid of henry cavill walking through my door and just doing whatever the kaitlin's law if you can write the problem down clearly then the matter is half solved what okay um i am depressed i'm halfway there to not being different i don't know gilbert's law true what okay if you don't have to make a decision then don't make a decision but you have to make decisions about everything all the time i need to be under the influence to even make sense of this right now your man is getting ready to go out with the boys what is he doing am i stupid i don't get it can i go to the con does anybody else go to the comments when they don't get something they pour the whole bottle of cologne on themselves oh okay that's what he was doing i thought it was i didn't think he was doing something else i just thought he might i didn't know he was doing i'm abstinent so oh my god i just want to bring you here because like i think with you takes you on a date and shows you [ __ ] view like she'll spend high school dishes so like [ __ ] beautiful and [ __ ] like that like the water type [ __ ] like that but listen i just wanted to bring you here because like what you do he's so close that's so funny he's like yeah check out the water over there and stuff you see that over there yeah yeah you see that yeah you like that yeah you won't make hell or something no all right that's cool i mean like i thought that you were like cool but like i guess now you know what i'm saying i was just the worst type of guy take anything from the set uh a memento any piece of your your customer or anything like that on age of ultron there is a massive avengers a which is outside the uh avengers center uh-huh i haven't robert i said i said uh why is this in in england send it back to la i'll put in my office they're like seriously i said yeah yeah i'll wait and it's there i have it he's iconic i haven't i love robert downey jr he's such an icon i would love to meet him one day me trying to be there for other people because i want people to get things off of their chest and be expressive about their emotions my rapidly declining mental health never related to something more in my goddamn life i did always like that people with mental health problems always try to like comfort other people but then we're just sitting there in just a pool of despair just like staying afloat with no arms or legs you're just like breathing out of the water and then there's just you know other people what does it talk doggy oh i know this girl anybody else thirsty she's jack she looks like she can pick me up and throw me across a room i'm here for it all right next dude i'm telling you gaming is my therapy yeah that's me when i came i just get angry but it's good it's good to get angry inanimate objects like like i could punch pete in the face if i wanted to right now and that's healthy right i won't right now heard to me that maybe assuming everybody else hates you is the same thing as hating yourself that sounds exactly like something someone who hates me would say okay that's so pessimistic and realistic and i love it it's so me the for you page is really the for you page today it really is does anybody else assume that everybody hates them because i do i know you guys are so nice to me in my comments all the time but you know you have that like little thing in the back of their in your head that's just like they hate you you're doing terrible you suck at everything you should stop making youtube videos and go to the middle of the forest and disappear shut up [Music] me hating how i look 99 of the time why you're beautiful yeah well baddie yeah we like to see it when your dementia patient marries and divorces you in the same shift oh my god oh bless that's so sweet when i see he liked another pretty girl's picture oh it's true i'm watching the third season of you right now and she's bad [ __ ] crazy i don't know if you guys watch you but this girl in the picture just kills everyone that it hits on her husband and i love it me just kidding you know i don't know how to feel about that when guys question if there's guys here which i think there is if you like if you're with a girl or a guy whatever and you like another girl's picture or guys picture you know if you swing that way is it not your intention for them to see it so they know that you like it so why are you liking it you know because that is that's your intention you know there's a little something behind that and like i'm a pretty chill person but it's like okay why is that why do you do that tell me in the comments below or if you don't do that good on you mate same goes for girls though same girls for girls liking guys or if they swing both ways you know another girl's picture or something like that just do better you know stop it when black people hear a noise it stops everything he's got so much soap bottom oh yeah we white people do we in those situations that's for sure you know what no i'm this guy in that situation the water's off i don't care if i have soap on me i'm checking to see if there was something there and i'm leaving the goddamn house i've seen too many horror movies did the cat die is get dead i was about to say something so bad i was about to say is the down oh my god i hope the cat's okay but i don't like cats but i hope the cat's okay you know hanging out with people and getting really excited and involved in a conversation getting home and realizing i was just really loud and obnoxious i do that sometimes i'm like really introverted or i'm too extroverted you know because i think i get too comfortable and then i'm like yeah people are digging this and i'm just loud and an idiot or people are like what the [ __ ] is wrong with her and i'm in the corner just like this oh [ __ ] and they're all just like who invited her beards dad bod i've never felt more targeted listen did you know that there are some turkeys that can spontaneously impregnate themselves what now you do this guy leaves on my for you page i swear to god any video that pops up he always is attached so funny he's actually really funny he's actually really nice too i recently talked to him oh why is he all over my for you page he's hot now yeah he's hot that's crazy it's almost like it's almost like before he was a child yeah and now he doesn't look like a child anymore oh yeah that makes sense yeah he's he's an attractive man he's an attractive man i'll give him that so facts no children yet not anytime soon well yeah i can no i can't i can't this audio is haunting me cuddling with my boyfriend before we sleep him falling asleep in 0.3 seconds so i'm awake by myself yeah that's literally me i have insomnia so i just don't fall asleep but i am so jealous of people that can fall asleep just like that i've never experienced that in my entire life fellow insomniacs are people that can't sleep like the video all right so i know how many other people are suffering and if you do sleep also like the video but it's never running i know how that's so true what the hell tiktok lives in my god damn brain i swear to god i have social anxiety too and then to feel more comfortable with people i tell people too much sometimes or like certain people you know and then i go home and i'm like maybe i shouldn't have told them about my traumatic experience peeing my pants in grade 12 pe you know maybe i shouldn't have done that i just met them now they're never going to talk to me again principal taylor thank you so much your mom picks you up from school because you're sick as soon as he gets home yeah thank you thank you so much oh my god i love this girl this is what you made me miss work for today so you know what as soon as you get home you are going straight into your bed under the covers yeah and your phone comes with mama yeah i should try and your video games what's that you want me to turn up at the radio [Music] oh my god the way she's driving oh i love that i love that oh my god my mom like never picked me up when i was sick or like she would be like are you sick are you really sick and you know what for her benefit or benefit of the doubt for her i was almost never sick i i faked sick in an astronomical amount of times to miss school so she caught me on a few occasions gains are following because of a mullet uh oh buzz's head and music plummet oh you look cute you look like slim shady in a good way don't like that i liked your mullet though too oh my god his eyes are beautiful that was a angelic that was beautiful that was that was a that was and his eyes are his eyes real that's he's he's stunning love it hello someone says when black people hear a noise and all these and they're all like and then the white girl hello why would be so stupid i'm there oh my god this girl understood the assignment and i'm here for it i love that that's great the zodiac signs that are going to be the dominant ones in the relationship does anybody else get a bunch of zodiac sign things or like horoscopes then like low-key i don't really believe in all that stuff i don't know enough about it to be honest but i have to watch to see if my zodiac sign is in these videos and if it's not in these videos i get personally offended if they're not in the videos and then i have to go to their page to see if they did make a video about my zodiac sign and then it ends up being something i don't even want to hear does anybody else experience this just me okay let's watch the video first we have aries i know you saw i'm not an aries it's their way or no way tories let you be dominant sometimes like it's an allowance and gemini especially if you try and control gemiini they're about to take over well i guess i'm not a dominant sign then which i already kind of knew anyway okay there's oh that's a bad crash oh yikes yikes like what is my for you page it's so random i i don't understand you can naturally increase your growth hormone by taking the supplement creatine creatine and that's not cap oh growth hormone you like to get taller is that what that is i'm looking through the comments now to see all short people watching like credit card creatine i i'm fine with my height i'll lay off the creatine so this happened last night while we were away get out oh my god what's happening what's happening was it just a sound well these are white people in the house they're just gonna set up more cameras and probably die in three to five business days or get possessed all right you know what going through my for you page with you guys was pretty much what i expected it's random and it called me out and made me feel bad about myself so thank you tiktok but if you liked the video please like the video and subscribe if you haven't already subscribed and hit that little notification bell to know when my next video comes out because i like to reply to the first people in the comments like the first like hour i am going through the comments and answering so if you if you're there first i'll see you so hit that little notification bell if you guys have any suggestions of what you guys want to see in my youtube channel i love seeing and reading your comments so please tell me and yeah i will see you in the next video alright bye [Music] you

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Length: 24min 26sec (1466 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 21 2021