Vegan Teacher is in Love with me

[Music] i got you bro i'm on the way but you don't understand it's the hardest threat of all oh my god it's the vegan teacher no not the vegan teacher who's that i don't know you clearly know who it is i just saw it on the reddit man i just saw like the vegan teacher i was like oh great another vegan who thinks she's better than everyone you know teaching people all right here we go she looks really humble and nice maybe she uh she's really nice who knows yeah maybe you're right maybe you're right maybe maybe i'm wrong i passed my first assignment apparently so probably congratulations is that the first time ever i didn't know what the assignment was but i passed cool that's how big brain you are that's how on top of things you are good job oh gosh another vegan huh i feel like we've been here before kim yeah when's the last time this happened to you it was like six years ago seven years ago they always come crawling back they're never satisfied what does she have to say let's check it out hello students and especially to you pewdiepie pewdiepie is a new student here in class and look i never asked to join this class she's calling you out directly [Laughter] congratulations he is giving us a presentation and already it's starting off great he's got fries which are vegan what the [ __ ] i never showed this image what is this what's i put this in here save you're there save what have you done so congratulations you did it oh my god felix you're the guy that in group group studies everyone else did the work and you just take credit for it you're that guy right now oh my god no how did you know i'm that guy come on come on bro come up right come on come over here dude in college everyone in the group thought i did so little that they they just said like you got to do the group presentation but you got to do it alone we're not going to do it with you [ __ ] dick move dude i tried at least okay but did you everyone else was so hard working i didn't know where to slink in there you know they were just doing such a good job interesting such a great job i didn't know where i was going to do the job as well well how did the presentation go did you give it i nailed it no it was probably terrible i don't even know it was weird that was weird times man [ __ ] nerds at college vegan burger packed with veggies there and he also has some vegan nuggets this is great so i'm going to be how does she know how does she know she can just look at things and tell her hey she's got vegan senses okay she knows she's okay she can feel she can feel the vegetables that burger looks nasty what the [ __ ] is all like i thought that was like i thought they had a bunch of meat on there in the middle honestly when i saw it i thought that was a straight up like uh asperger with some money on it come on okay okay okay can once you become a student you will also be able to tell the difference you understand okay i got you but why why would i why would i care let's see what she has to say a little card here with um i'm gonna write uh good over here bad and his name and we're going to be giving him an evaluation a report card and i hope that he's going to get a good mark i have a feeling that he is [Music] taking a lifetime more just a minute it's too early for this i can't do this camp oh dancing over here a good song oh sorry all right [Music] everywhere around the world animals are lining up to thank you for your compassion and for allowing your heart to open it keeps going jesus christ let's begin declaration day that an actual day should google that uh shouldn't vegan baby every day can huh huh hey are you vegan you just being one day of the year huh i'm not vegan and actually you're not vegan neither so how'd you pass that's what i want to know okay i haven't had to hear your it's going to be very big stories so much but uh women have a natural affinity towards this you know they want to yeah people on the internet know better than to start trying to call you out because the backlash is just like you automatically won that's nothing i think it's the first option again are you here just to tear me down ken hi no no no i'm just being cynical sorry let's stop it good job you pass i love you man you know the last time i heard about you was so long ago my sons when they were teenagers they watched you one day they were watching you and i was like turn off that crap don't watch this guy because you were just talking about all kinds of nonsense but i see that you seem to be evolving and growing up thank you everybody does and now you're talking about you're showing vegan food here yeah i am showing vegan food there i did that outside let's go you've really grown you've really grown you know i've grown a lot this is like one of those like she's like one of those people that's stopping the road be like oh man can i get a picture i like never watch you and i hated your old videos but hey you know absolutely let me get some that clown bruh [Laughter] i used to watch your videos is ten times better than my uh little brother loves you or my sibling i'm like all right well where are they then uh it's it's so it's so kind you've really grown up you know you've really impressed her good job you're not the same piece of trash you used to be you have a vegan burger on your screen i used to talk about nonsense now i show vegan burgers on my screen heck yeah no more nonsense from you let's kill this [ __ ] and add the most vegan burgers on the screen at what you've ever seen [Music] your presentation is apparently about fish and you're going to be talking about how badly they are treated i don't know i'm super excited so i'm gonna i think you do know i think you watched this video more already i'm gonna press over here and let's see to find out how more food is made starting off with the number one delicious meal aquarium fish aquarium she has nothing to say about that she had nothing to say about that at all [Laughter] she was like yeah these meat eaters they're crazy they eat anything anyway not surprising right let me write your i'm just going to ignore have that around for hundreds of years even now is she writing out marks as she yeah she is seems like magic the most common aquarium now he dies and it says water necklace exactly pewdiepie there's nothing magical about taking fish and putting them in a tight container you just got your first check mark this is crazy yeah this is really cringe it's it's not okay it's not it's not reverse at all yeah exactly yeah it's not right to take any kind of fish out of their natural habitat and shove them into glass containers or swimming pools we shouldn't be taking whales out of the oceans or dolphins and putting them into places like sea world that is wrong animals are here with us on the planet they're not here for us to stare at and to treat like objects no i got nothing to say i don't know be careful you know why you've been making she's coming for you next you're the one no no she doesn't care about me and i'm definitely not vegan and i don't give a [ __ ] i'm gonna eat all the cow meat i want to so uh is the most dangerous animal in uk yeah that's why i gotta eat them okay i gotta eat all of them i'm doing this for you people die of cows more than any other animal is that true i heard that i actually don't eat that much red meat at all but i don't shy away from if it shows you're sounding like my parents now can't stop it yeah yeah i mean mary's their whole family is very conscious about this kind of stuff so it's like yeah it's just rubbing off on me i'm slowly changing maybe one day i'll pass but not today cows are the most dangerous animals in britain we need to eradicate them look at it look how evil it looks it's freaking the devil oh did you see the you haven't been on twitter in a long time let me let me tell me i gotta show you but how do people die from them they get mowed over because they're out there trying to tip them you know little cow tipping the cow kicks them dead 74 people here people here jesus wow how uh have you ever have you ever been cow tipping before i would never you would never i would never never ever i [Music] in the fields right and you go out there and you run you shove them over and they go they tip over and it's hilarious yeah but don't they have to get like a crane to lift them back up no [Music] no i mean have you ever seen a cow lay down the ground no have you ever seen a cow before yes i live in the uk actually cows all the time they're watching from your window right now i put something in the in the discord for you [Music] oh hell yeah yeah this makes me thirsty for some milk man oh man yeah yeah good old pitas on it ah they're so dumb they use it as a for people to call them out and then they'd be like oh yeah well here's some knowledge on it i'm like yo big brain you got us amazing thanks well let's see my grade here ken this is important i noticed that you had all kinds of vegan foods here i mean first of all i don't know what the heck this other thing is i don't yeah yeah that's not excellent if that's today that's broccoli that was broccoli don't worry [Laughter] broccoli pie did animals that's not food but you have here let's let's put some chicken she loves his image the fact that that's it that's like the only part of the video that she can really show it looks like that's vegan spices are vegan you also have a bun there and bread is vegan for the most part it doesn't have eggs in it you gotta check though but most bread is okay and you have something in the bun which is either a vegan burger like a beyond burger or it could be beans in there made from beans or could be made from lentils so i'm giving you check marks for that you also have other veggies in there you have it looks like some uh does she understand that i haven't made this burger this is a i don't know of a burger that my editor put in and i don't know why we don't know anything about this burger is that like a chicken nugget down there at the bottom left this whole thing yeah it's like the fries could be cooked in uh oil same as meat i mean the burger could not be boy you're right i'm learning a lot today just vegan and it looks like you have a piece of vegan cheese in there i don't know if that's what it is but something yeah it's vegan cheese yeah yeah make sure you never get the dead animal nuggets always get the vegan version and of course they are wrapped in bread crumbs and bread crumbs are vegan bro i gotta say vegan nuggets taste exactly the same as normal nuggets yeah yes they are identical i believe you yeah that one i feel like should be the standard because it's like whatever it's [ __ ] nuggets what is it yeah have you ever seen the the video where the dude shows all the the kindergarten kids how they make chicken nuggets yeah and at the end he's like who wants a nugget they're like me they just don't care he's trying to prove how gross it is and they're just like yes yes give him those nuggets i feel bad because before we start this video i'm my role is to be like the cynical one and you know say all the stuff but now i just feel like i'm attacking vegans everywhere which i guess they deserve it because they're attacking everybody that's right his face of disappointment is so good [Laughter] i know jamie oliver is a super nice dude but i hate seeing his face he's everywhere in the uk dude just because i said i swear to [ __ ] god you enter a bookstore and his face is always there and i'm like how many goddamn books can this guy make how not enough apparently he's more he's still making books how many books can you make i go to a gas station jamie oliver i go to cinema jamie oliver he's following me like a shadow jamie oliver get out of my face please who's jim is this guy jamie oliver yes the naked [ __ ] he's got a world of warcraft cooking book what he's got 15 minute feeds he's got the ultimate that's gordon ramsay yeah success that's too small to be this dude bro who's buying all this but look at it many bucks nobody ever make sorry jamie you seem lovely by the way the red-headed ginger singer that was his name oh eddie and sharon the most beautiful man alive oh yeah it looks like him in some of these pictures right maybe maybe one of the twins from harry potter i can't tell they're very similar he's got that uh oh british jeans yeah they're very very strong what do you mean what do you mean with that ken character elaborate look at this oh some of them are the same anyway because these come from terrible cycles of violence oh and there's another burger there well you get another oh my god stop it with this photo how much can you analyze a photo jesus christ we're bad ken we go on tangents for hours but this is the comfort this is next level man i don't even know if you could talk five minutes about just a picture that's something about a burger that we don't know is actually vegan or not yeah i didn't even know he put this in and i watched the video like twice i'm so proud of you pewdiepie you seem to really be growing up this is amazing thank you growing up you're growing that's not coming to anyone yeah not at all here and and go again to where we were here right domesticated in china more than one thousand oh my god we're still in the satire bed not for it shouldn't be treated badly and you have to feel it in your heart you can see that he is starting to feel so i'm giving you another chance for that i got it feeling scared i'm like you you got feet and i got feelings oh my god that is me what are you and me i got more feelings for you oh wow i got way more feelings oh if only she knew yeah feelings of hate and disgust and sarcasm is that even a feeling i don't know yes it is and she noticed thank you [Laughter] look she does she's just making up stuff at this point dude i wonder if the reason she's so nice is that she mentioned her sons maybe they're like fans or something so she want to be nice but for them yeah all right all right she's being nice because she's got 70 000 subscribers right now and she's got to put you and mr beast and everyone else in her thumbnails and you know not though you can put me under the bus so there's not a whole bunch of backlash she's trying to build positivity you know she's gotta i think literally watching 50 seconds into your video just to find anything good to talk about for six minutes i think she's being nice because she recognized niceness ken listen to you oh my god is this the path you're taking right now all right this page doesn't it ken huh people finally recognize these nice things you're like oh person i am kid thank you thank you let's hear more what vegan teacher has to say okay they're sick that's sick they're sick or does it mean they're sick questioning very good you understand [Music] a good question bro i question ken but you wouldn't question that good job i don't know what the [ __ ] she said by questioning nicely mark look at her handling them as if she's handling cutlery taking forks and knives out i think she handled them actually pretty decently if you notice how they normally handle like separation and stuff like that oh is it pretty bad yeah watch this video but only strong goldfish are sold to the public like that wasn't that bad right if you had to separate fish she could have just yeah you know it's just gonna like you know kobe can hit it you know too soon um what yeah it didn't seem that bad really what is she doing thank you pewdiepie for acknowledging that this is not normal behavior we shouldn't be handling objects you fish like that are you saying what because she's looking at the butt of the fish yeah that's what i thought like what is she doing what is she checking out down there oh man look at the dislike ratio on this thing i just noticed that yeah yeah people don't like her she likes you though so that that goes a long way i mean i can how can anyone not like me ken all right that would be like somebody i see you're busy drinking we'll we'll get back to that we shouldn't breathe these fish do not belong out of the water giving you another check mark good job raised by workers i think i'm killing to determine you're doing really good oh what stop stop exactly did you hear him he said stop just like any man should thank you beauty i like your reactions you're totally completely different she's reacting of like shock concern and you're reacting because something's coming that fish's butt no no it was compassion again something you break really cannot understand another check mark for you good job good thank you thank you the animals suffering or sees them suffering should immediately yell stop stop it hurting stop that's what i did ken yeah that's what you that's exactly what you did right yep right here so proud of you thank you you're getting another check mark for that that's right lay that goddamn goldfish along leave the goldfish a little absolutely absolutely cute uh cutie pie oh oh my god oh oh oh a little freudian sleepy revealing your true [Music] can't help it natural charm can what is wrong with people thank you pewdiepie for saying no to this and for saying it loudly and clearly okay all right all right all right please can we move on we made it past the stock image photo can we what do they call this it's like whenever you have animals and you like project it's projection you project your personality onto them like she's doing a lot of projecting on you right now you haven't actually said any of the stuff that she's saying you have this video yet no in the context of the video you haven't actually said what you're saying you're saying i think she understands she oh she's in there she understands her thinking's a pewdiepie she knows yeah wonderful i'm so proud of you this is so great pewdiepie i am so proud of you right now oh my god you've realized the first time i ever heard anyone say that sad and hilarious at the same time but you're doing great now i should if you become vegan i'm going to tell all the children to watch you i really hope that you'll be that will that would really boost my subscribers maybe a hundred you have maybe a hundred billion million did you see how she like looked off screen a couple times she said that like i don't believe her she's kind of like glanced over like uh yeah i'll tell definitely tell all the kids to watch you all the kids i don't want the kids [ __ ] now i gotta eat me i don't want the kids watching me how could you the betrayal she's gonna be so disappointed in you do you know what a difference you'll make i don't have that many followers so it's really hard for me to get my message out and so then that your that basically means nothing then that you're gonna tell all the children thanks thanks people are being cruel just have a look at my comment section pewdiepie once i get going let's have a look at the comment section pewdiepie let's take a look what does it say down there let's see i don't know i don't know ah the memes from the reddit there we go humanity's evolving just backwards she's taking everything he's saying out of context and giving them different meaning pewdiepie intended plus he's even vegan average discarded there's this card in light mode that actually exists i don't know does it oh my god she's putting words in pewds ma'am um put burgers and stuff which looks like veggies in thumbnail wow happy vegan day what is in your recommended over there holy crap a bunch of your videos the the oh yeah my videos cool i'll watch the most banned hint i ever made wow well that's vegan so that's cool hell yeah you wanna click on that i know which one that is which one is it well you you fly it outside and on a windy day um what i don't know if i just say it because we have a large platform maybe i shouldn't inform people what it's called all right i don't know i don't know i'm going vegan here i'm trying to save the planet you're learning right now ken you're actually growing up right now as we're watching this i'm growing out actually had a big dinner put some turkey in it no [Music] vegan turkey of course of course a vegan turkey yes yes of course i've actually had that i was grossed this out and the animals are suffering so much they're going through a holocaust right now you know what they did to the jews in world war two all right hope all right vegan teacher i will have to just skip ahead on that little monologue just go ahead we don't need that that's so offensive they put them in a blender they cut them up into a million pieces they murdered them on their first day of being born because they'll never be able to lay eggs i actually kind of i don't know what she's talking about but you know they they eat the cows right because it's such t it's nice tender meat that i was kind of thought that was messed up yeah it is like what they call it uh veal veal that's right and they put it they put it in like uh cheese i think there's in cheddar well i've seen the videos about like what goes on in the the meat processing plants and all that so i mean yeah yeah better off that they get a they get done in early honestly that's a good point well this is weird i'm like [ __ ] cheese you have to put they oh they put the the stomach of the the cow or something like that i don't know it doesn't matter and in the dairy industry it's also a cycle of violence i'm just trying to get good points for part two of this camp yeah good night the reaction to the reaction i got you she's gonna i'm gonna be hated don't worry about anything you said i'm just gonna be like who is this guy if you grow up one of these things can things will get better they're taking away their babies and the babies are crying because they want to be with their mothers and then they take the babies and they slit their throats and they use their skin to make leather handbags and shoes and they use their bodies and they turn them into veal and they put them in styrofoam trays it's awful it's awful and i really need your help pewdiepie so i'm so happy that you're becoming vegan she crying at least i hope you are pulling them in no i'm i'm not vegan and i don't care to become vegan because i just think it's a title that people care about i'll eat whatever i want well no you gotta become vegan so that way you can make videos judging other people's veganism that's getting to the point to where you have enough of a following to where they will have to do whatever you say you just bully your way around you know heck yeah just like previous vegans have made videos about you the same thing the best way to really convince people is to shame them vegans have adopted this better than anyone that's true although she's uh she's trying so hard not to do it though so i don't know what yeah she's actually doing this pretty well honestly like even though she's putting a lot of words in your mouth she's not being very uh toxic it's not as bad as i've seen right i expected her to be toxic like typical toxic vegan but it's especially looking at the liking dislike it's just kind of cringe [Applause] of all the strong goldfish are forced to mate with each other no oh my god that is right i'm not supposed to laugh i know it's serious i like the face that she just falls down today wait hold up i've learned this fish don't actually you know they don't do that they don't do that yeah they fertilize the eggs outside i don't know how it works they just rub their parts together they have babies yeah so it's not even actually that that is not what is happening here ken i mean i guess they didn't have con they didn't have consent of course uh god what a freaking oh what a rabbit hole to go down to try to be politically correct and like it's a fish though can i say that what do you mean what is the point i don't get it they're making the fish do the no-no no but what i'm telling you that's not what's happening here that's not what's happening okay what's happening i don't know they're just like checking them out i don't know and just rubbing them together i spent like an hour trying to find two fish slamming it out they don't do that okay they don't i thought they did with like i guess it depends on what kind of fish it is like i think like salmon like they just like throw it out in the water or something yes exactly yes that's what i'm trying to tell you oh well that's even worse because then there's just these random fish swimming around that didn't ask for that and all of a sudden they're having all these fish babies come on you're just trying to i'm sorry all of you men out there that is what you should be looking for that's what a real man looks like that's what a real man looks like this is what a real man in the thumbnail looks like right here getting another check mark thank you so much no another note oh my god stop with the notes count them bro count them let's go now i am stopping this just what every human who sees violence she's stopping it now she's only a minute and 30 seconds in the video oh my goodness pewdiepie this could be the beginning of something so wonderful oh my gosh i wonder when your vegan declaration day will be oh so that's what declaration day means oh you declare you're vegan who does she keep looking at off-screen does someone have a gun to her head like there's a pewdiepie fan out there like pointing a gun and be like don't you say anything bad because he's like trust me see anything we got the nine-year-old cindy infiltrated and stronger goldfish the fertilized eggs are placed into separate containers oh my gosh this is awful okay pewdiepie listen up i want you to go to she had nothing to say about selective breeding nothing nothing to say about that all right all right not important to some people all right let's see my grade what's my crane i want to know my gray can this is all my recycled cardboard by the way here we go see when you have when you have boxes of cereal or crackers or whatever you can cut it up and you can reuse that better for the environment what did you get what the [ __ ] is my grain you passed because you actually did a really good job today thank you so much pewdiepie yo [Music] i don't have to be a vegan this is great wow is that how many times you said no in that one spot with all those check marks oh man this wasn't as bad as i thought it was going to be i know i would i feel kind of bad for being as competitive as i was at first because you did it for the memes and i appreciate it that was funny yeah but she still only watched a minute and 30 seconds of your video and made like a 50 minute video about it that's that's not we could we should learn something from her honestly that's next level youtube well how do you feel now that you've passed and you're not vegan well clearly i never had to become a vegan so that's great that's that's a win you see because can i am what's better than vegan pescatarian gang [ __ ] no shame no force good grades we just eat the fish [ __ ] fish yeah that sounded weird sorry yeah after what we just watched i don't know if i agree with that you know sharks however they now they devil they slam it out oh what about dolphins oh oh do not look at dolphins dolphins are the foulest sexual predators they're dirty yeah have you seen that image of the dolphin using a fish to do what oh have you seen that no no i haven't you bout to show me oh god hell yeah look i can just see his freaking like dolphin face already like he's looking like yeah what there it is they're ready we eat the fish now [ __ ] doll fans that's right pescatarian gang taking care of these shoes that donald just prepared that one especially for you ending this video on a positive note thank you ken for watching this with me i really appreciate that we check out more videos with me and ken link in description and if today is your birth if today is your birthday 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Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 7,121,758

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: 0sZEQvF0wRY

Length: 32min 47sec (1967 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 10 2021

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