TikTok Try Not to Laugh

hello everybo well sorry say thick boys can't run oh watch this oh gosh look at that dump truck is she picking him up by his teletubby and what i'm saying wait are gazelles in the sahara hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel i'm comic chris and you can call me chris and i am wearing a sweater that says lettuce snow with snoopy on it and look how big this thing is it's astronomical look at this does anybody else wear oversized clothes because they're insecure if you do you have to like the video okay you do and also you don't need to be insecure about your body because you look fine as chilled wine in the summertime okay i want to hear that come out of your mouth okay only i can be self-deprecating not you all right okay cool but honestly i honestly haven't been in the best mood the seasonal depression is definitely kicking in so i thought we'd watch some funny dicta to help with that you know i know you guys enjoy it so let's just get into it also i forgot to mention that i'm gonna attempt to make this a try not to laugh challenge because i feel like that would be fun also if i laugh not smile and i know jay is going to be keeping tally laugh if i laugh more than 10 times i will put footage at the end of the video of kevin chasing me through the fields i don't know if anyone else will see that but that's all i can think of right now in the moment all right let's get into it in the beginning in the indie beanie in the beginning yeah in the in in the [Music] me [Music] all right i can do this one on the board today just been like so dry yeah it has but we guys the world is and one of you has to twerk to stop it ryan ain't no way bro he said the world about to end ryan he is obviously the claps are so loud i want to see that ash that's clapping like that i'm just kidding and i want to see that ass kind of though teletubbies [Applause] what is going on it was so innocent oh god what's happened oh he's levitating anywhere is she picking him up by his teletubby and i'm saying moustache man where are you monsters man where are you i like a good morning [Music] man you're sleeping how adorable wake up mustache man i didn't mean to wait look at that mustache it's absolutely majestic the way it curls over like that wow that's nice and the fact that he's sleeping and it looks like that is amazing also that voice came out of nowhere he's like mustache man what's this oh my god did you take this no wonder you're so sleepy did he drug the mustache man help meet the world dolly oh and nice curls i won't bother you anymore here have a pillow for your troubles i think we need to put out an apb for the mustache man because i think he's been abducted i'm concerned for him it wasn't funny it was more disturbing if anything german shepherd owners vacuuming their dog's hair i could vacuum literally a hundred times a day and it would still be covered in hair everywhere pitbull owners trying to explain why their dog won't instantly rip their face up facts i love pitties chihuahuas for no reason yeah honestly if you own a chihuahua why they're little demon dogs this poor dog was left in a gas station in riverside california that's why i own a chihuahua i never wanted to but i love you pug donors walking their dog snoring for 50th time yeah pugs are just unnatural and if you own a pug you're not helping the issue they should be stopped being bred they're cute but they're just in pain constantly same as bulldogs i don't know what people are doing great dane owners bragging about how big their dog is 24 7. facts how many bones i would break if this was real okay fun fact i've broken 12 bones because i am a collapse and i'm insane but that's not new information oh god oh god oh you'd be dead sir the balkan bronze the balkan bro the balkan my brain just broke i think i am in this video i think i got concussed just watching the video oh god i like two damn it i'm in two i got laughed twice two i don't know like the big bone and the small bow my boyfriend getting a text message notification don't say it don't say it let me guess oh i was just gonna say that is that your other girlfriend typical i'd say it too what are you doing just chilling watching netflix how about you waiting for my pizza delete my number right now sorry it's three oh man if i got a picture like that um just kidding okay i'm gonna attempt to defend shows i can't understand how i do grey's anatomy i kind of like crazy now to me i'm not going to lie it's pretty entertaining give me a footage he wants to give him a foot massage with the sock if you know what i mean because i don't know what i mean oh man was that four i think we're at four god damn it okay this isn't good we're only a quarter of the way through the video when you work from home and no one's watching you multitask nice setup that was a good setup random coffee break gotta stay online snack break every 10 minutes those are straight facts not even funny give me some sugar my best friend got the buns out for no reason [Applause] oh not the ass grab [Music] you're again going anywhere oh how is it it really looks like he's levitating he really busted out the budget for this unless he's just standing on a chair he's got a nice booty hey you if you're watching this you should be proud of that booty okay it's good all right i have a new game you're gonna love this draco malfoy what are you doing buddies get on a browser type in p rnt dot sc slash any six random letters and numbers it's gonna give you a random person screen shot first one to get dick pic wins that's it wait what oh god now i have to try it p rmt dot s c slash oh i hope i don't get a dick pic i really don't any six random letters or numbers okay we'll just do q t 247 is that six what we get is that purple or blue it's gonna be purple green what just happened in my head i was like blue and then my head said green i need to go to the doctor i need help good thing i watch grey's anatomy white or orange orange period yellow or pink yellow yellow period i got it right one out of three hanging balls on facetime how about you sure i'm just chillin give me a second all right it's so good oh i'm excited all right it's so hot hold on i'm about to trim my fan i'll give you a second all right oh my god all right oh my god oh my god please this time it is mad confusing bro for real oh my gosh you turn it off for now bro wait a second why aren't you saying anything like your bottles are sticking out your shoulders does that count as a laugh no what [Music] oh that counts okay five catching smokers [Music] a man just dipped out the stall what the what's the point of that what are we doing here why did he jump over the stall why did he do that i'm so confused what's going on oh there was another guy in this doll were they getting salty in the stoles oh my god he could you can see them in the stalls what are they doing what is going on what it's halloween which means we dress up as dead people so i'm gonna be going as my friend's dad there i'm i drowned in a river [Laughter] that's the kind of friend i want when you're bored and have nothing to do it's going oh is he gonna beatbox into the he didn't beatbox into the fan like i would do he just stuck his uh teletubby into the fan all right that's really weird we'll cheat on exams before at school like everyone does it if you haven't cheated on the exam before you i don't exist i don't know how many times i've said this and i just love to keep admitting it because it makes me feel less guilty cheated on my grade 12 final on math i got a b my parents were just as confused as i was sorry mr van heejinsen there's still one question i've never had the answer to nice hair dude how come you girls always going in groups to the toilet i'll tell you what we do picture this somebody has to go pee but we women travel in packs because you men are always trying to gripe at a talk to us hit on us so we need to get in huddles and huddle to the bathroom hobble to the bathroom and then when we get in there you talk about how stupid you are not all stupid it's fine but it's merely for protection we're like gazelles in the sahara and wait are gazelles in the sahara in the jungle they're not in the jungle either we are gazelles and y'all are lions okay or maybe even hippopotamuses because they're [ __ ] [ __ ] and we're just trying to protect ourselves that's why and we're vulnerable in the bathroom because we're pulling our pants down what don't you understand about that okay god we're also just talking [ __ ] in the bathroom basically what's going on nation today we are going to be playing some roblox you already know but first our sponsor for today is raid shadow legends rape shadow legends is a mobile rpg goes to skippers and you can basically just i always do that i always skip through the ad and then it goes into like halfway through the video and it's ruined this is fantastic oh that's six isn't it right guys now that the sponsor's done let's play some freaking roblox let's get into this wait one of my favorite games for a while it was so fun one time we even had to go so my house burnt down unfortunately i don't have house insurance this is going to weigh a lot this is fantastic this is art i don't know what to do at this point i love this so much the acreage it's impeccable please come over and help me study like you come study with frat guys no no no we're just gonna study i promise nothing else pinch button he's like you are seriously the best thank you so much he's foreshadowing because it's like mad loud out there honestly and like got a concept oh why it's just giving me ptsd [Laughter] did he lock it honestly like this is so pointless like [ __ ] this oh god we're just mad hot and honestly i was thinking like you're very distracted this guy's too good at this he is either this guy or he has like a best friend that is this guy because this is not okay his pants are too tight as well and his his hat looks stupid i have to study for this test because i'm literally gonna fail uh so can you please leave like thank you for coming but like just was a bad idea rude that's not funny it's not nice kicked him in the bowl when he left the giant horse [ __ ] weighs over 11 pounds uh-uh the bell doesn't dismiss you i do mr garrison can i ask you a question yeah what is it jimmy have you ever been knocked the [ __ ] out no i haven't why do you because that's what i'm gonna do if you don't let me leave this [ __ ] classroom hey i'm a teacher you can't talk to me like that well i'm not a student so i can say where the guy i wanna say who are you i feel bad for the teacher man what the [ __ ] did he do man he's just doing his job man they don't get paid enough man why am i actually physically crying i should be an actress look at this [ __ ] that's the difference between even all four of my roommates slept through a home invasion so i had to run past the burglars naked to raise alarm i was out making moves legend nice nice good views not my powerpoint eating what is happening hey that's a good powerpoint a plus plus plus wow good job what's that a piece of meat oh god this dog's going to go oh he did so good okay i know man you fix the problem he's probably not hurting no more but he that's why [ __ ] he leaves oh [ __ ] is that eight i said seven i've laughed seven times i don't even know anymore eight i'll call it eight oh my god that was funny throwing a hand sanitizer grenade oh oh dude that's so cool well the quality of this is insane it is oh my god nice hello i want to do yeah this been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty on my toe get off seriously it's not funny what do i do what do i do are you an employee here no yeah they were low on mannequins no it's not funny these people suck man he's just trying to have fun and you ran over his toe and they're like how dare you move in front of my cart teachers got mad at me number one needing to use the restroom that's my fault i should have [ __ ] in my hand and put in my pocket teacher i'm so sorry absolutely uh number two we have other students are talking yeah yeah it's my fault once again teachers that's on me i should have wrote a letter to their parents and tell them not to talk about whatever they're talking about yep number three thinking the bell dismissed me that's my fault once again i should have attached a note to a pigeon and sent it to the dean it's a relevant bell schedule at least somebody gets it or not knowing something before they teach me that's my fault once again teacher that's all on me yeah i should have had a picture teach yourself in the class 100 uh i should read a german dictionary since english obviously isn't coming through to me number five i wore clothes they didn't like that's my fault once again teachers i'm so sorry i should have texted you guys in the morning and see if you guys would have approved whatever i'm wearing mm-hmm i just hear straight backs that's all i hear for girl when her man says he's doing an n some funny man now let's see that penis what's nnn i don't know i'm uneducated in abstinent i wouldn't know what does nnn mean oh it's no not november i'm old you spend dollar on candy for no one to show up oh i just eat it simple as that that's okay you just eat it yourself that's what i do i live in the middle of the goddamn forest i bought two boxes of chocolate nobody's coming here i ate it all and then i hated myself after but then i ate more chocolate i felt better so i'm kind of depressed you're already having a bad day being irritated or like when your belt loop gets caught on like the door or like a drawer i just want to end it all when that happens man that's the breaking point you're bored and have nothing to do that's a facial cleanser no why do you guys always want to stick the penis and stuff stop stop it or don't just don't i don't don't show me don't care she's in another world oh oh he's loving it that was so cute i that's what i want for a partner that's so cute i love that it's just heartwarming hey dad i dressed up as your son for halloween i'm your sperm cell the disappointment in this man's face is is fantastic i'm telling you first you got to unlock this thing ej come water oh cheese why did i turn into an italian that was scary that wasn't funny this video will never not be funny to me which video let's see it let's see it i'm not going to laugh for like 10 minutes let me see the product is that me no no it's nice it's so nice oh i've never looked better oh it was so good where were you when it was time for senior photos okay it's nice god damn it that's nine i can't i don't wanna run outside i don't wanna do exercise my mom checks on the oldest sibling at night you know what time it is no yeah i i was just checking my alarm to make sure that it's set for 6 30 in the morning yeah i i just forgot clash of clicking your alarm to make sure you get up in the morning i'll make sure you get up in the morning how are you going to get up in the morning if you're going to knock her out with the slipper she's going to be knocked out she's probably not going to be able to get up she's probably going to be concussed and not be able to go to school i don't think he thought this one through to be honest middle sibling it's already inaccurate because mom wouldn't be checking in we are forgotten okay middle children it's inaccurate you know what time it is it's one in the morning it's a little late don't you think shelby sent me this video of our lessons in math class so that we can actually get ahead so that we'll be ready for the test next week so i'm not reviewing that on the phone or else it's mine in the morning okay now go to bed it's just not accurate all right go to the right right right right no you missed it and then this kid is gonna get away with everything my darling angel baby shut up mom you literally just messed up it's so true though like i have little brothers and my mom just doesn't give up what they do they didn't get left at the grocery store i got left at the grocery store for two days they think boys can't run oh watch this oh gosh look at that dump truck i don't stare but i feel like how is he shaped like that how is his butt defying gravity right now it's like the gods are lifting up his gluteus maximus for him and we're about to watch it move we're about to see it in action i feel like a gross frat boy right now okay i'm gonna watch respectfully [Music] not gonna lie i watched that disrespectfully okay everybody i think i only laughed nine times please like the video subscribe if you haven't already subscribed hit the little notification bell if you haven't done that either i appreciate you guys so much i truly truly do and i hope everybody has a fantastic day okay bye [Music]

Channel: Kallmekris

Views: 10,876,197

Keywords:

Id: yatjho2YFpk

Length: 21min 30sec (1290 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 20 2021