Kallmekris Top Tiktok's Compilation IN ORDER | 2021

[Music] hey dude what's up what are you doing i'm just taking my shoes off don't bother okay hey angie bring us up some snacks you got it honey [Music] dinner's ready oh dude what are you doing your mom said dinner was ready oh we can go down whenever let's just finish this game whenever you hey angie put our plates together we're going to take them back up don't you have to sit at the table you got it it's chicken and rice ew just orders a pizza okay on it [Music] where are you going i'm gonna go clean my dish dude don't worry angie will come and get it i don't know why we don't hang out one-on-one more this is nice nah you want the swig it's not juicy spicy juice yeah your breath smells flammable at least the boys are having fun so you boys want to play a game called roulette oh i'm damn for anything but you haven't even heard of terms oh our paul says to try everything at least once unless his tax proud only tax fraud yeah because that's what he's in jail for alright so game is simple we will stand in circle i will throw ball straight up an air lesson to move wins all right all right all right and go oh look they're playing catch that's nice looks like roulette sorry what oh my god buddy are you okay did i win duh you have a respect and probably a bad concussion nothing a little spicy juice can't fix this is why we don't hang out oh my god you look like the fourth of july it makes me wanna hot dog real bad hola soy dora i'm timmy turner oh timmy i don't know buddy i'm baubles no i'm drew absolutely you're not going mad i can see them too you're just as sane as i am hello harry ah long time no see do they give you a name with all those rippling pectorals oh hi you bee man harley quinn here like my new uniform pretty hot huh i don't want you to i bubble freak ha i need to let my baby birds fly you like girls who swoon jon snow i'm batman where are they hey i need you to sweep i am is that tone i'm hearing you're grounded keep sweeping what can you do the dishes please yeah what are you doing washing the dishes that's not you put pressure like this no like on the plate oh like this oh my god you're useless just get out hey you got it hey yeah need you to do your little brother's chores too oh and do the dishes too you do them so much better than your sister thanks oh this is going to be bad our mothers had to meet at some point what's going on i believe both our grandmothers are about to meet oh nice no babushka likes no one who's not blood and mine known as bad crazy so this should be good i'll make the popcorn okay my mom's here could she at least smile she has not cracked the smile in 70 years hey ma hello my little linguine so where is this old hag be nice 20 bucks says they brawl now take that bet no no babushka babushka your face always look like you just smelled somebody else's foot nobody told me i was beating the knockoff russian version of mrs delphi yeah today i bet i could drink your old ass under the table too that's why i brought you some primo vodka it is miracle thank you for coming in janet yeah love getting called in by riley's teacher at the end of a friday all right so riley has been using some inappropriate language oh like what pee pee and poo poo more like and bit and have you heard her say this well no but some of the other kids have said which one i bet it's karen's kid he'd sand as a pastime no what i was about to say is the other kid said that riley said that it's okay to swear if you get hurt yeah and so you told her that what do you say when you stub your toe the lord's prayer i'm sensing some hostility yeah no peter parker your spidey senses are working okay do you even have any proof besides some toddlers confessions i have a picture riley drew yesterday i see leadership i see dictatorship so she swore a little what's the issue we have all our toddlers on the playground slapping themselves in the face in order to use vulgar language okay i'll talk to her fantastic i'll call riley in okay riley come on in okay okay go ahead hey angel you usually call me spawn of satan say okay miss amy tells me you're telling kids if they get hurt it's okay to sweat yeah because you told me it was okay no that's that's only if mommy accidentally gets hurt okay not you or other kids okay so no more orbit oh yeah no more what about oh dear god none of them you can't say any of them okay okay okay and maybe it's a good idea for you to stop swearing in the household as well yeah great gonna tell me to stop drinking too yeah she loves her wine no i don't recommend not miss amy do you have kids no all right then kindly shut the up okay i'm out of here what hey what's up you wouldn't have to know where my new shirt went no no um why wear a sweater when it's so hot outside okay i'm feeling a little attacked right now is it a crime to wear a sweater i'm just i'm just not feeling that great about myself lately okay take your sweater off no that's a big deal just take it off no you know what i feel i feel a fever coming on actually the cold cold sweats take it off now you cannot tell anybody this took place oh stay here hey ma what are you doing here hey i came down here to tell you that i quit drinking you came all the way here to tell me that well excuse me i thought that was a big deal since it's the fourth time this month you've said that a call would have sufficed well you know what they say four times a charm now where's my little ravioli no riley's not here is there something wrong nope i've watched enough dateline episodes to know what's going on say what if you're in danger what oh my god no my yellow lady is here to drop off riley hello hey thanks katrina i think she's being held hostage what no blink twice if you're in danger what that's fun i can't not blink that's true i'm coming in no what are you doing here i told you to stay in the room did you have a sweep over without me oh my god i need a maltini seriously janet it's not what it looks like well it looks like you two were doing the devil's tango ma butter in the biscuit no exploring your chamber of secrets oh my god playing hide the cannoli stop ladies the aussie bartender really you know what we're australian and a bartender he's a triple threat you slept with him no it's not like that i was unconscious i'm going to kill him no not like that i was wasted and he drove me home she was throwing up everywhere took her home took care of her we fell asleep exactly hmm are you my new dad ah no you're just friends but i can make you some bricky my marsa that's the only one that came out of your mouth that i understood make it a double and screwdriver i'll drive a screw right through your skull katrina hold the orange juice hey dude sup what are you doing i'm just taking my shoes off don't bother okay hey angie bring us up some snacks you got it honey [Music] dinner's ready oh dude what are you doing your mom said dinner was ready oh we can go down whenever let's just finish this game whenever you hey angie put our plates together we're gonna take it back up don't you have to sit at the table you got it it's chicken and rice ew just orders a pizza okay on it [Music] where are you going gonna go clean my dish dude don't worry angie will come and get it i'm getting ripped tonight r.i.p that peter griffin peter stop no no peter stop stop who knocks on people's doors unannounced like text me karen yeah halloween's not for another five months halloween yeah why else would you be dressed up like an uptight hoity-toity arrogant snake very funny wait till i tell an actual joke oh wait that's you can you drop it listen i don't know how long you can stay in this human vessel before you bust into your natural demon form so let's hover this up thanks to your daughter putting makeup on hunter a couple weeks ago huh he wants to wear it all the time and it's completely inappropriate oh you know what my daughter plays with legos i guess we should just lock them both up sarcasm oh you correct the case sherlock we're out of here hunter hunter he wanted purple this time oh my god oh i get it you're just jealous cause he's prettier than you new character alert are you looking at better than look at my ass hold up i said don't look hello my little tortellini ravioli come on in hey ma i don't know hey dad dad his hearing's getting a lot worse and he refuses to go to the doctor cause he thinks they're gonna chip him chip what and the neighbors have called the cops several times because he maxes out the volume on the television and he refuses to watch anything other than war movies and criminal minds oh geez what is he doing making sure none of the neighbor could step on his lawn he's got nothing better to do after his dog coco died the lawn is all he has gone and get transparent dad pop pop wait they've infiltrated no pop-pop it's me oh how you doing little butter tart my mote you snuck up on me pretty good we could've used you in there nom back in my day no hey mom hey dad um i was just wondering if i could maybe go on a date with this guy no absolutely not you're 17 years old you can date when you're married absolutely not but hey mom hey dad um i was just wondering if i could go on this date no no see how well not dating worked out for your sister pretty well yeah so well that she's had multiple relationships behind your guys's back and it looks like i'm gonna have to do the same thing now okay yo chris cara it's my girlfriend chanel oh isn't that nice little age difference yeah she's a little older whatever nice okay well how about you guys stay for dinner ew no just letting you guys know we're taking a three-day weekend vacay at our ex-husband's lake house in an unknown location and dad yeah your 12 pocket coronas is coming with me i'd expect nothing less don't wait up fan we're the little ladies man yeah that's my boy oh there she is hey what's with the plant you said you wanted to talk about something important so i brought you succulent thanks come in all right i have been waiting for this so i want to start dating okay done yeah i figured you could be my wingman i just want to go out there and meet people oh hey katrina your parents are here oh yeah they're looking after riley while we go out hit the town ah oh i wish i was single again what i said i wish i was single again two sugars three creams thanks no this is what you have to look forward to oh my god so what kind of person you looking for i don't know good looking nice non-judgmental likes wine i prove a vodka are you gonna date jesus no then you should lower your expectations thanks man i'd love mcdonald's right now yeah so you want mcdonald's yeah i guess yeah i mean i'd ask mom but we just had a fight so she'll say no to me for sure bummer if you ask she'd probably say yes probably you should go ask okay wait make sure you say you want mcdonald's you want mcdonald's no like i want mcdonald's but like that's you you are mcdonald's no i don't want mcdonald's to say that you want mcdonald's you don't want mcdonald's no i do want mcdonald's you just have to say that you want mcdonald's i want mcdonald's yes now go say that are my mom just wants me to tell you that i want mcdonald's chris chris what don't yell at me don't you were yelling is that tone i'm hearing no okay sorry sorry what do you want can you get your brother for me he's upstairs where i just was okay jake don't yell in my house oh my god you want my mom and katrina to get together misha what would you like my frozen princess wanna join me on a mission of course riley i would sail the seven seas and nothing but a robot i would climb mount everest in my tidy whities i would walk along a bed of nails as long as the sahara all while fighting an 800 pound grizzly bear for you anything okay we need to get our moms together absolutely okay it's a plan let's do this let's get our moms to get oh oh day dice implementing planned parenthrap oh i love that movie oh me too but which one the original is pretty iconic i know but lindsay lohan was so good shut up let's go over the plan you know maybe we shouldn't do this okay the plan is we make fake profile that is too good to be true on the dating site that your mom uses right they're attractive likes wine afternoon naps single sarcastic possibly alcoholic moms with above average kids misha continue oh right and once your mom shows interest we plan a romantic date with her but then we ghost her and make sure my mother is there instead yes what name should we use hello dudes i'll know what you're talking about but specifically statistically chad is the hottest name so what is the opposite name of chet let's use my first crush's name it's exotic and beautiful diego dora's cousin hey one more yeah come on right out so how's dating life going you know i've tried fender fumble patch.com nothing maybe you should just look up from your phone and oh wait look at this guy diego he looks like a jobless poser that peaked in high school tell me how you really feel he seems nice likes wine after no naps yeah cause he doesn't have a job like sarcastic possibly alcoholic single moms with above average kids it's oddly specific here you go ladies i couldn't help but over here youtube ladies are looking for a man singular scout lead a boom listen i like the women the way i like my alcohol hot spicy and temporarily fixes my problems until the morning oh my god oh it's awful get out burn you cut off your loss some men da they suck i bet the egg is not like that though make it the double so how do i look like 10 bucks only 10 bucks that's a lot of freaking money okay sup janet little dude got a hot date yeah thanks for watching riley i'm outta here peace all right little dude so beck said she's watching sergey and misha so i invited them over where's katrina oh no she said she had to gather intel you'll spy on jenna too oh that worked out is working i know specs i don't know about you but i feel some serious chemistry shut up i sent something me too no like a presence like an uptight basic spirit sounds a white courtney who's courtney those might that ex influence her girlfriend we weren't serious right well she didn't like that so my ex-influencer girlfriend is haunting this place probably just taunting you but yeah she honored us in real life too it's true the what does she want she's trying to say something she wants her tumblr it's in my car we could use it as an object in a seance to reach her better okay i'll get it i wonder how our moms are holding up [Music] table for one please here's a tumblr let's do this hold hands [Music] it would help to chance something she loves she has a daughter diamond no her favorite starbucks drink was a triple fenty half sweet nonfat caramel macchiato with extra drizzle triple venti half sweet not fat caramel macchiato with extra drizzle triple venti half sweet what does that mean it's not looking good for you

Channel: Kallmekris

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Id: 0eOiL5dqP-I

Length: 20min 5sec (1205 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 10 2021