Tiktoks that Feel Illegal to Watch

oh he got her like all right this is so fake honestly though if that was my son i would be like nice like they were gonna eat me i don't know why i don't know what i did i don't like them hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel i'm call me chris and you can call me chris and today we're watching videos that should be illegal because i like to break the law i don't i don't i'm such a bad robot but i thought i would like dress up like a person that could commit a crime like like a kgb russian operative you know i feel like i'd look like that a little bit right now maybe not maybe so i don't know i don't know anyway uh also i can't help but notice that you are can you smile for me it's not oh look at that you got such a nice smile i wish i had that smile man you look good you're like oh my god pete pete has gone down you got a man down in the back god maybe pete's actually alive anybody else think they're like their toys were alive because this toy story i would like leave the room and then i come back like let's just get into the video hey girls wearing my sister's swimsuit to get a reaction oh i wish i could see it wait what what what [Music] oh you just got this baby oh if my brother put my bathing suit on i would burn it in a large fire and a bonfire in a house fire with nobody in the house nobody's gonna die because of it but honestly he should because that's ridiculous oh my gosh the mom's reaction she's like where did i go wrong with my son honestly though if that was my son i would be like nice open your legs nakey prank on bf oh my god oh my gosh he's telling the story still and he's dancing if my man don't react like that when he sees my business you know it's over it's not happening okay you better be static i guessed in it look at him go and he's singing i'm terrified of birds i think they're adorable but i'm so scared of them i've been attacked on several different occasions story time real quick i was walking down a trail with a boogie board because i was walking to the beach inside the boogie board over my head but then these tiny birds came and dive-bombed me out of nowhere they were like dive bomb dive bomb and i was like sprinting through with my boogie board and then i got to the water and i jumped in and they like waited they waited for me to get out of the water they were just like hovering in the air vultures like they were gonna eat me i don't know why i don't know what i did i don't like them see how the bird reacts he's like excuse me um could you please pit me stop teasing me i don't like to be teased excuse me please pit me these birds really cute i like birds now that should be illegal what she just did right there that shouldn't be okay someone said to compare your childhood crush to your boyfriend and your boyfriend's crushes to you okay that's hers oh that's close oh whoa they looked exactly like the with the people that they i have crushes on that's so good for them i've been with somebody before that's just like their crush looked the exact opposite of me and i was just like truth or dare okay i dare you to go next door and you're gonna tell them that you're the stripper for tonight's poker game oh that's a good prank oh my god oh my god he's like that was tomorrow night not tonight oh my gosh look at him oh he's like yeah buddy that's awesome oh she faint oh oh gosh oh she just got a piercing it looks like they're in a piercing shop i always faint when i get needles in my arm face whatever i always faint and i don't know why it's probably a question for a doctor but i have not asked oh whoa is she okay i'm she like seizing is this oh my gosh that's me in like math class oh is he gonna get it between it no no oh he missed ah now i'm disappointed is he gonna get in that's what she said that's what she said this one this one [Music] oh god if i made that shot i would quit everything it would work life that's it you can die now that's great good i don't want him to die but i just couldn't shut up oh it's haley and kendra they're my friends i love them so much shout out to haley and kendra you should follow them on tick tock and youtube do you know what's better than 69 oh god 88. what 88. that's 88. i'm just as confused as one as kendra twice because you ate twice both of our face didn't caught them oh who's catching them though hopefully it's not the dab what are you doing is that it's the dad his reaction he's like [Music] he's so cute you know what that's okay he was just cuddling he was cute cuddles are cute what the hell is this guy pretending to hit women it's not funny dude i'll pretend to hit you but the joke is i'll actually hit you that's funny whoa they got really that's a nice room that's what i was gonna say gymnasts respect good job doing great i just wanted to see okay dkm me please uh i need a brick where's my water oh god i'm just joking guys she's an attractive woman good for her round of applause you were blessed by god more than all of us oh hand on the thigh probably a good time for me to tell you you're just a friend burn but that hand on the thigh thing that's good that's a good place to put it that's nice that's good respectfully interrupting the video to thank today's sponsor which is my favorite shoe brand bessie you guys know i go on and on about how much i love besties because i truly i truly do i love them and now that it's christmas they would make a perfect gift or you just give them to yourself you got to treat yourself you know besties are 100 waterproof or snow proof it is snowing like crazy where i'm from and i'm still wearing just sneakers outside because they're 100 waterproof they're made of lightweight material and dymatex material which is a climate knit material that keeps your feet cool in the summer and warm in the winter and the shoes really don't feel like they should be waterproof because they're so nice and thin but they also keep my feet so warm i was 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this in this compilation that are making me i hate myself i'm just kidding but not really wow this is cool what is this whoa that's cool wow that's that's freaky i don't know how i feel about that it's like is that edited is her head just down is it headed that's a terrible joke terrible joke hey sweetie oh i love these too why don't you bring that juicy ass over here and hop in daddy's new whip excuse me he's talking to me oh my god yes the love story we all wanted wow oh my god yes oh well you're just gonna stare at these daddies or you want to rip off that top and hop on in here oh my god that is not okay you don't talk to people i've never been more ready [Music] they're playing ball [Music] oh gosh just gonna oh where am i going i'm just going to hell see ya okay we got a bag just tying the bag to the purse [Music] oh you would so feel the resistance on that i don't buy that for a second i don't buy it for goddamn minute that was the worst video i've ever witnessed in my life he didn't even trip over can we get our instant replay on that horrible trip look at this look at this trip folks he like falls before he even hits it oh frank horror movies be like oh i like this guy he's funny i like his hair it's got great hair oh my gosh hello just nobody out there gets murdered why do we do that honestly i always say like oh i wouldn't do that i wouldn't do that i've been in several situations when i've been home alone and i hear a noise and i'm like huh huh you want nobody to say hello back one day it's just going to be like hey what's up i'm in the kitchen making a sandwich you won't want and i want to murder you anthrax in the sandwich oh my gosh yes just like hanging out the door so much oh my god that scared me it was great there's an america oh just going for a little swim yeah that's bears in russia 100 it's like i go on motorcycle i i drive it around you tell me not to i tell you you i'm not bad i can do whatever the i want or else i eat you simple as that whoa whoa whoa whoa i can watch this all day whoa this is so cool think i'm watching it over and over again but i'm i i could watch it all day oh yeah it is whoa i want to learn how to do that but for real is this to your mom you did this to me the mom she's like yeah aunt are you stoned who is this mom if i said that to my mom if i said but you gave me this gorilla grip she would end my life she would burn me in the ground 10 feet down and dance on my grave let me go whoa dude how you know i want to try it so bad i want to go outside find a stop sign and try that so bad i got to start doing this hand motion sorry it wouldn't be good i'd probably like break my elbow i need to work out taking partner's phone and giving it giving it ad ideas for a baby babies pregnancy pregnancy tests oh my god does that work baby i feel like it does clothes baby onesies bottles strollers high chairs babies adorable babies cute babies chubby babies i wonder if that works skinny babies little babies all the babies why the baby's got to be skinny what i'm just kidding i wonder if that worked at all hey babe what i'm getting baby ads all over my phone what no oh my gosh why that's weird maybe it's a sign a sign this is so fake and it makes me so sad but maybe it's real it's probably not i've seen this young man be homeless for five years oh he holds the door open for every person going in ah that's nice i don't see him there every day but when i do i make sure he has something to eat and something to drink ah that's nice and a little pocket money that's nice the most important thing of all i let him know he is so very loved by me oh that's nice the only thing about this is like i just picture them going like this maybe smile a little bit yeah but like act just like a little bit more happy great perfect actually can we do another take it's very sweet though it's very sweet let me try this filter on you i'm crying let me try this film no no she's like what am i doing the way she's talking to me thank you so much for watching the video i hope that you enjoyed it as much as i did there's some there's some gems in there some illegal activities some not so illegal activity but i enjoyed it if you liked it please like the video it really really helps out the channel and if you haven't already subscribed please subscribe don't know why you're not subscribed i'm obviously bestest youtube channel in the world okay also i hope you are happy and i hope you have a wonderful day the bestest day ever okay and hit that little notification bell if you want to know when my next video is which i'm sure you do and i will see you in the next one okay bye beautiful [Music]

Channel: Kallmekris

Views: 6,262,022

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Id: OcrlVoRqYPE

Length: 16min 20sec (980 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 18 2021