TikTok’s I Can’t UNSEE

hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel i'm call me chris you can call me chris and what's that pete yeah i agree i agree the color your eyes are just it's just it's magnetic well look at you beautiful anyway i'm not gonna get too lost denim we are gonna watch the weirdest videos from the darkest depths of tick tock so let's get into it i finally understand all the hype behind the uh reusable grocery bags plastic bags are so flimsy so it's just so much easier to carry she's a genius oh you guys messed up my baja blast i had too much this is actual footage of being my co-workers at literally any job i've ever had oh have i gotten fired more than once baby oh so you're a [ __ ] when the outlet can't hold your charger you like give it up really easier that is always the most that's the worst feeling ever just going in and just slipping out i'm talking about the plugs you're nasty hey what's going on man ah fixing my step that man is working with some serious hardware damn i want to ask him some questions i'm just you pointed a laser at your camera and now it's broken does that happen is that a thing what god damn it get more east maurice i love maurice god those are some good movies madagascar if you haven't seen them you should watch it i like them first before i even let them i like them [Music] no no that is the exact amount of drama you need in that situation i am so sorry about your french fries oh may god bless her with a free bag of french fries somewhere in her very very near future i feel for this and it's raining outside too my trash panda ass would eat those right off the ground if it wasn't raining hey katie can you ring this out for me yeah it's this oh it's crazy i always knew one day that i'd catch you checking me out uh wife him immediately her husband no wife him he is wife material what happened ew oh like buttermilk the milk is it's expired oh have you ever drink an experiment before i have i've never thrown up so projectilely is that a word it's a word now projectily in my life look oh oh my gosh she's like you're gonna eat the cereal i don't care what you're saying we're not wasting a dollar in this household why is this my mom this is me about my mom like you wasted an entire bowl of cereal you're gonna eat it it's gonna be soggy when your child is overly mature i'm dropping peanut off to the babysitter yeah he insists that i bring his tv this kid is going to be a mafia boss when he's older you don't even think they'll call me golfer also be a parent you're literally bringing an entire television so this kid goes to the babysitters something's wrong there and it's not the kid just say that when they beat you to the shower even though you had three hours to take one yes always always between me and my siblings there's five of us and be like okay this is your shower like 30 minutes and then i would wait till the last minute and then somebody else would take the shower and then you're yelling at each other somebody gets hit in the face with the shower head and it's just that social services get scottish [Music] ever since i started smoking my dyson can't talk normal no more i listen i got spinal oh that's good it's a good joke something deep finally six inches something deep i wouldn't know anything about that i like that joke i don't understand it because i'm pure but it's a good joke couch your [ __ ] days no you need to count your own [ __ ] days eating pizza from 7-eleven listen hear me out hear me out hear me out okay 7-eleven pizza isn't that bad some people think it's kind of gross i've had pizza from other places that was much worse okay i have had 711 pizza and i may have [ __ ] my pants but it was good i love gross this is gonna be the most epic high five my blind sister has never seen put me in hell jay you like the yellow bag i do have another blue yellow bag buy a blue can you imagine ikea employees oh you like the yellow bags oh [ __ ] you flex wraps before opening oh yeah flex those wraps i'm a wonderful baker oh honey that looks like one of those cakes that is like basically made for you you just add water and somehow she put that up too it's okay queen i did too i have many times nothing be ashamed of those instructions are difficult the oklahoma toe grasp is a specialty grasp ew developed by one of our clever faculty members who oh god anybody else like creeped out by feet i don't know what it is i'm not a feet person you mind sending my foot cracker barrel son watching me walk inside bad decisions were made today honestly um it does kind of look like jesus himself gave me some sort of moisturizer to use on baby hand like i don't know why she is it looks airbrushed like she truly is and this isn't even the beauty filter like that's just my palm kind of moisturizer you using baby tears down we got an airpod down stop the car listen i like airpods but i have lost three now just like this and some said kind of situation where this where i will never see it again i think we can both agree the starbucks logo would be better if she had detailed breasts now i need to look at the starbucks logo yeah they are they are correct i need to make a petition immediately this one seems so confused but if you grab the egg and you throw it okay it's bouncy all right it's bouncy then if you take the egg and you smash it kind of eggs okay i know it was a bouncy ball in my head but like my soul wants to believe that that actually happens and i want to go throw an egg on the ground but i'm not gonna do it also i don't have eggs so if you put powdered milk in milk you get double milk and the reasoning behind this is what because there's more milk per mil science these are literally the conversations i have with my family around the dinner table like there's nothing educational being talked about or methodical or philosophical it's like how do you make double milk powdered milk plus regular milk oh and then we'll argue about it for like three plus hours and somebody will end up googling it and then somebody will get out of the house somebody will run away fig you're fake uh so this is my stick that is every plant i have ever owned i have never kept a plant alive for more than like a couple weeks help i don't want to keep killing plants okay it doesn't sit right with me yo i just got these braces off you can't tell me nothing no like i feel like i need to switch up my laugh or something as you should oh sorry i'm so sorry i'm sorry you had to see that on you will now be known as shark bait ooh i don't think your dentist is a good dentist because if you're getting veneers they should not be shaving your teeth down to the nerves i'm just saying mom what i'm throwing up blood what whoa where were going to the hospital six year old me you're an idiot it's a joke well i'm [ __ ] if you don't get that joke children the bloods are against the crips in the streets now you know i beat ass for you she said our asian's safe i said i'll fight for you yes you'll deny that she's so cute she's like yeah give me something that's an absolute flex to a niche group but means nothing to the majority i'm sorry that means nothing to me if it means something to you so tell me in the comments below thanks i'm in ford's theater where abraham lincoln was shot oh shot right in there and then the guy who shot him booth jumped from here onto the stage uh-huh did he marking the very first instance of parkour is that actually correct i want to kind of believe that i just want to believe that he did like a triple backflip off of the booth after he just shot lincoln no why am i saying that i got it just rewind rewind that's so awful don't order nothing larger than a small fry from five guys babe no they gonna dump the whole damn basket in your bag anyway that's very true it's very true trying to find a place to rent under a thousand dollars a month what is that bug okay i like it picasso yeah you just gotta settle you're my hot pocket oh my god thank you what's up listen i i can't promise that i am not boiling hot on the outside and frozen on the inside okay though it's impossible to be evenly distributed with heat please don't kill me in my family please what is going on look what we can use for her phone what no is she using a mouse stop because it's broken right so you got to turn that mouse on stop is that a thing i love that so much how do you even do that right now yo that's the nicest tesla i've ever seen oh it winked at it two teslas do that teslas are scary teslas are weird teslas are listening elon musk is all around us driving homes drunk is fun no don't drive don't drink and drive this is awful this is not oh my dd yeah you must be really drunk if you think you're driving that's yeah professor tells me to stand up and say one interesting fact about myself that is always the most awkward thing you'd be like uh i like to um sit in my room and cry and uh touch myself he's just on his hat why is everybody freaking out oh khabib is here to show us how we did it yeah but it's on his hat thank you khabib i appreciate your service sir yeah yeah reasons why i love mexico you just put your money in here oh okay wait for the tamale man to mow me just swipe this down nope he's got this oh my god is he gonna put them in there oh i want my ubereats and doordash to do that i don't even want you coming near my house okay i'm gonna throw a bag out the window you give it back stay away i only drink alcohol on days that start with a tea so that's touristy thursday today tomorrow saturday and sunday today tomorrow is saturday and sunday i have a new poster i'm putting on my wall tuesday thursday tomorrow today saturday and sunday drinking year on night [Music] what is this oh god he has the ring everyone run why don't i trust him look at this face he is up to no good he is about to kill us all i'm making mac and cheese and no i can stop it okay so he has different priorities but i like those priorities could i have some mac and cheese too pills they're hermes [Music] wait i want to do that with all my pills that looks fun when i came out to my mama's bye and she said well don't start liking me what in the ancestral round okay down there is going on here harry would not be okay with this okay it's like it's not funny i broke my shoulder and according to the doctor it's not life-threatening which is [ __ ] disappointing isn't that the worst though when you think you hurt yourself so bad you go to the doctor and they're like actually you don't even need a cast you don't even need a splint or anything you'll just heal on its own and you're like give me something [ __ ] i need something to show off okay tell me i'm about to die so i get sympathy oh is that a light it was supposed to be a lighter and he literally used to [ __ ] light oh she must be out of her goddamn mind if she didn't do it later okay those were weird i don't have a whole lot to say about that if you 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Length: 13min 39sec (819 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 23 2022