Reacting to More BANNED Commercials

hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel i'm call me chris you can call me chris you know the drill today we're watching some band videos because i like to watch stuff i'm not supposed to watch what can i say and i think you guys do too you guys enjoy the last one so we're doing it again and don't think i didn't notice that shirt that you're wearing it's looking really nice i don't know what it's doing but it's doing something for me so sorry let's get into the [Music] offense needs to video here bob if they want to win this game oh they sure do but this defense just doesn't give it an inch okay first of all who flirts like that like somebody did that to me i'd be like off me [ __ ] but also on another note if i was doing that to my mans and he was ignoring me if i was wanting to do the devil's tango and he was more into the chips and the sports i'm out of there okay you better figure out how to make love to those chips cause i want to think about that it's down to this last play now both teams she's over it [Applause] that's the white bed sheets you're doing that on white bet show man just throw the blankets out at that point i love how that's what i'm thinking about that's the first thing i thought about so much nacho cheese on those white bed sheets also is that like a twin bed who's sleeping on a twin bed is this like a frat house probably he's [Music] what i think about with doritos i just picture the board meetings and i know it's just all men okay i'm gonna act out what the board meetings would be like all right man we gotta make another doritos commercial what do men like uh doritos sir yes and what else uh women yeah that's another one all right what else do men like oh sports yeah we're hitting the nail on the head okay we need one more thing one more thing what is the gentleman boobs little similar to the other one this is going to be the best goddamn doritos commercial we've ever made we're gonna make millions gentlemen that creates a killer website for your small business represented by walter together love walter they're perfect they're oh okay yeah should oh please don't hello did they for did they leave the camera on why are we getting a close-up why can't i hear them oh oh that's that's the thumbnail right there no it's not i'm not making another thumbnail that's terrible that's terra what is this for what is this for i forgot where i am i need to wash my eyes get your domain and website at godaddy.com oh go daddy oh spitter i don't like spitters the strong ass sweater [Music] i never understand commercials these kind of commercials what does that have to do with mentos did the spider eat mentos and now it's super strong i should take mentos's pre-workout i'm not a doctor don't listen to me yeah now the boys doritos okay i know i'm in the zone rubik's cube nice oh doritos yummy so i want to show up to just anybody's house just oh my oh my gosh single player oh my god or multiplayer oh my lord oh my god what is he gonna do is he just gonna yeah oh my god okay back to the board meeting so they're all there right they're at the board meeting and they're like all right gentlemen we need to make another doritos commercial that last one did did swell yeah that uh that girl that we used was absolutely exquisite and putting her on the bed with those doritos was pro-choice yeah i don't know about you guys but i i slept with her and she was fantastic that's my wife todd well i hate to tell you this uh tim but uh i think we all slept with your wife what yeah i did i did multiple times anyway so uh what do you think we need for uh the next doritos commercial uh uh todd uh let's just double everything double the doritos double the women double the boobs double the sports genius sorry about your wife timmy hey dave the day's over time for bud light i can't ah bud like classics i thought you cut the cheese already it wasn't me oh you cut the cheese i like the cheese and spurts throughout the day if you guys don't get the joke if you cut the cheese it means you fart it means you pass gas it means you toot other fart words yeah it's like a pull your finger kind of thing i'm a child otherwise it starts backing up i couldn't my girlfriend was here this morning and you know how that goes i cut the cheese in front of my girl once i never heard the end of it you ever see a woman cut guys i'm gonna be in the back yeah i'm gonna pinch your loaf pinch of love oh my god this is so funny you want me to pull your finger oh my god really let me cut the cheese what's gonna happen is it's gonna explode pull your finger you'll be cutting the cheese within seconds oh my god this is so good it's just full of dad jokes what is it oh yeah he's physically cutting the cheese i like that commercial that made me happy it wasn't like dirty and gross puppy anti-bar doritos again anti-bark caller speak oh what is this dog abuse doritos what the [ __ ] is this i do not approve of this commercial not that you're listening or watching this but like i don't approve yeah oh he took out his part color oh please put it on this man oh my god i love this oh my god yes yes got him huh that's what you get hey it's ron burgundy from channel 5 news i've been here since three in the morning throwing eggs at this new dodge durango it still looks good i love rolled barrels so much yeah maybe i'll get some shut-eye just let me get through the rest of these eggs matters oh my god that's amazing oh [ __ ] well women in underwear classic shot put fun fact about me i made it to nationals for shot put that's right these guns these guns look at them look at them just do like gun shooting out of my guns that'd be good all right these guns that's right yeah don't mess with me all right i also went for javelin and a couple other running sports i'm not bragging i'm just i'm just proud okay i probably couldn't do [ __ ] now though interrupting the video to thank today's 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and let's get back to it dog do any tricks oh that dog's interesting looking doritos kind of cool watch this what is this guy wearing he's like that kind of guy that like owns a motorcycle jacket but he doesn't actually have a motorcycle or his license he just walks around with it it's like hey what kind of motorcycle can you ride and he's like a deconda sibia cycle oh my gosh what is going on what is this dog gonna do what the hell a parkour dog [ __ ] was that is this dog a wizard what just happened yeah and apparently he's uh possessed by a demon and can fly what the doritos make your dog fly okay she's determined she looks like a tourist serial model she does not look like a shot put person but that's fine maybe she can throw it really far where is this going what is oh what is she wearing she launched that sucker she killing people oh whoa oh god what is happening what is she gonna do and now she's what is that called what is it called pole vaulting she's i didn't i couldn't do that i don't have the coordination oh my god axe haha so she liked the smell of his pheromones or not his pheromones the axe and she went through the window scott danshaw was never afraid of a good dare all right same i love dares or even a double dare a dare oh [ __ ] runner valley high nice and a pro basketball player for 10 seconds scott dan shaw i have three more dares for you mild chicken yeah and fiery oh yeah taco bell's new one daredevil loaded grillers try all three if you dare i want taco bell now that worked on me i don't know about you guys i i want to live mass i want to live mass with those burritos and regret it in the morning hi i'm sasha nice to meet you hi sasha hi i'm danny nice to meet you hi danny sleeping in i love watching sport and i love top gear i could watch ultimate fighting all day why don't i believe these girls between march and october i belong to the footy it's actually illegal to streak at major oh my god are they acting like many well not here is this like women written by men is that what's going on the dilemma jim beam the bourbon b what the what was that commercial what was it i look like the evil witch from snow white that's holding the poison apple take a bite of the apple take it i'm not one of those girls on there okay here we are in utah and this is sam and his nissan frontier he's about to cry oh my god i don't know why i find this so funny look at him go i know it's not real but i want it to be real oh my god this is so unlikely i love the screen do not attempt or do barrel rolls [ __ ] you i'm gonna do it anyway the writing is in white and i couldn't see it so now i'm gonna do it and then i'm gonna sue when i die jacuzzi is this old spice i love old spice commercials what is happening what's happening oh is the little spice guy who is it what is it what is going on is he a llama a bear what in the russian oh i love how they don't even put on the screen like false advertising they're like if you try old spice this will happen your friends will turn into a bear and a sexy lady and you will have your motorcycle's license immediately cold spice [Music] milk seafood [Music] what is going on it was so chaotic i and i couldn't understand the language but i loved it i want those noodles i don't know what to say i just want those noodles so bad it's terrifying i'm gonna have nightmares tonight what the imitation cheese is made mostly with oil and water is made out of water it looks like a little harry potter look at him a little hermione oh they look so cute look at this little turtle neck i love that look at they're so cute i showed like a moment where i was like you want kids and i just i can't do that right now made out of like the cheese and orange okay stop sometimes boys make mistakes but um my heart ripped out is in those children's hands ah my uterus hurts what okay they're making out dad's loving it all right we know what kind of guy he is i was looking at the sofa oh yeah okay yeah sure oh yeah it is a nice sofa oh oh my god i love this this is me and my future husband we're just like oh my gosh do you think it's like faux leather or real leather i don't know should we go over and ask and then join them no no maybe no maybe no maybe oh i quite like the rug too oh my gosh i love this freedom sale for whatever time want what is freedom is that a furniture store i think i don't know i have no idea but i love that commercial it was fantastic okay i hope you enjoyed that plethora of band commercials some of them are very entertaining and i would buy the product immediately and some of them i need to wash just my entire self being from watching them i hope you enjoyed the video if you did enjoy the video please like the video i have a couple other videos you guys would love to watch right here please subscribe if you're not subscribed don't know why you're not subscribed i'm best this youtube channel in the world so please like other than that i will see you guys in the next video okay bye [Music]

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Length: 15min 0sec (900 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 15 2022