TikTok's that Make Me Way Too UNCOMFY

hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel i'm call me chris and you can call me chris and you're looking uh have you been working out you haven't well it looks like you have so i'm sorry if that's creepy but it's just i had to say it so anyway anyway i uh i probably made you feel a little uncomfortable sorry about that but it's kind of the theme of the video today we're watching uncomfy tik tok so i just comfy we're about to get uncomfy let's get into the video [Music] birds in the morning would be like it sounded exactly like a bird i want a friend that sounds like that let me try sorry well his reward is the canoe this time he can sit in the canoe for up to an hour wait is he in jail and that's his reward is to sit in a canoe i ask for so many other things but teach their own hi are you new here yeah there's so much attitude there what the was that i hope she's alive i kind of like her onion is the perfect chip raw onion marinara sauce ew look until you try it her breath is gonna stink she knows exactly what she just did there i'm uncomfy and a little turned on i think i want to be single after this this is the third year she spelled birthday round she spelled birthday wrong oh but she tried that would be me for sure what type of soup you know don't splash ew why is it like gelatin i wouldn't i'm not taking a bite and any suit that doesn't splash it's my new rule i gotta write that down where's my pen let's see what gets into a relationship because i think it's going to be fun and exciting develops a stress-related stomach ulcer me fly eating my food [Music] wait don't flies like on your food and then they eat it or do they spit on it i don't know the science on that i'm not gonna look it up i'm just gonna say random facts and those are facts now oh i did not say eye bags other actually the walmart because i'm white trash no fair enough dude that's the best tic tac i've ever seen that is that is it if i had a nickel for every time i saw a girl as pretty as you oh i have five cents oh because i'm the only pretty girl that he's seen not very smart though apparently oh i can't ever have a regular job do not ask me what i am doing this weekend okay i am fighting the urge to drive off a cliff yeah yeah i feel bad bro jacob what are you doing i'm getting ready for when the girls get here dude what are the ladies gonna get here man yeah man oh the ladies are there oh there he is oh why is that me at a party now this is a perfect commercial don't buy it it's just water sparkles that's overpriced [Music] oh i wonder if that was real that was so good that was like a genuine reaction i feel like that was maybe wow that'd be you guys ever ghost interaction before i have should i make a video about that i don't think you guys are ready really do put those last minute necessities at the checkout ho eraser i'll take five just kidding you guys know that gosh it's so beautiful looks like broccoli that's almost the equivalent to like that little kid that's like look at all those chickens and they're all like swans or something i love that so much for you my dad giving this to me after he picked me up from a psych ward oh i have that she got it after she got home from a psych ward i never went to a psych ward maybe that's why great amazon purchase are you saving room for jesus in there when i said i wanted to unlock my third eye this is not what i meant whoa oh that would suck so bad i want to pop it though it looks like a sebaceous cyst i'm not a doctor i watch a lot of dr pebble bobber are you are you using this shot oh i would pick up those sauces and throw them in his face it is very beautiful now everybody was thinking so is it as pretty as me no you're not even playing oh savagery the straight savagery this child that's why you don't have kids kids don't kids can't have kids kids that would be illegal that'd be crime go to jail don't have kids countable edging you like your mom i'm gonna spend a hundred dollars no actually i won't i won't yeah oh my god i just saved a hundred dollars every time i shop online i'll fill my cart up with like 500 worth of stuff and then i'll go to pay and it'll be like 10 shipping and i'll be like you disgusting piece of i'm not paying that i'll empty the cart and it's just therapeutic and i'm like i just saved five hundred dollars you feeling good because i did my own laundry and not wanting to fold them and sleeping next to a pile if i walked over to my bed right now you would see a ten times bigger laundry pile than is on this man's bed and it's been there for several days white noise for sleeping youtube channels have gotten out of control this is the noise of a rumbling semi-truck okay but i kind of love that who needs it i do i don't know why i like that sound it's kind of creepy though because i watch like a lot of horror movies and like oh it's always serial killers driving those trucks but then again i watch horror movies to go to bed every night i'm gonna book an appointment to see my therapist again what are you doing what am i doing what am i doing well he's going under the denture i'm living like larry bob no bob that's the tunnel the bob oh no it's he doesn't tunnel's not safe but peter griffin i love that peter griffin i would use like lois griffin's thing and show it to them that they can't use this you prove it prove that you're lowest griffin and i'd be like peter griffin ah you want me to sing the theme song it seems today that i can't even hear myself it probably sounds like it's fine what is this wednesday september 17th is there a national spaghetti day is there a national lasagna day is there what is going on national spaghetti day september 17th put it on your calendars folks gotta eat stop again oh was this part of that he's really into it he's got sir i have so many the amount of effort that went into this video the amount of effort to clean this up sir there's a flood in your house you might want to clean that up yeah yeah let me go what is going on what is going on robert's first time in chicago is it busting bro busting busting bro you got signed on your shirt oh my god that's awful this is me when i walk into tesco expecting to buy my favorite meal deal sandwich the chicken club but they don't have it on the shelf because they're out of stock very specific i'm going to do that next time they don't have like specific oreo flavor that i want in my local grocery store it'll be like this no well i have to walk back over just to see this thank you for using me thank you for using me donnie and the bitten family i thought that was i love that boys who grew up with sisters know how to treat girls i have two little brothers and they better treat girls right me as a mom they want to make in my electricity teacher think i'm nuts uh how long would it take to drill through human bone oh my gosh through human bone through human bone oh no i don't know i guess it depends on the type it's like in my experience and you're trying to open it with a fork i wish we had some scissors oh my gosh who would have thought scissors where did they get those scissors i want them i hope things bigger than they're supposed to be i'm just gonna go it's been real it's been good real man use three pedals i heart mills currently sitting here trying to decide if i want to break up with my girlfriend or not um and i'm not an or anything it's just that ever since our daughter passed away she hasn't put out and it's really difficult for me um i would leave to think about it but the ambulance is still blocking the driveway oh my gosh oh my gosh [Music] i forgot what we were doing me being excited to have my brother's old basement after he moved out that's like my siblings his special pillows everyone know if your peanut butter is going bad what you want to do is if you [Music] when when you i feel filthy my dude is spinning that thing at 100 miles per hour [Laughter] oh my god [Music] i hated that i hated everything about that make it made it that guy i wish i wish i could erase it's suspicious when i see someone in a wheelchair but they should choose dirty suspicious you don't find that suspicious can you tell us about your flapjack please started making it had a breakdown yeah bon appetit yeah fair enough hey and you graduated that's the first step to the end of your life oh you got crazy eyebrows they're thick oh that's i don't think that's uh i don't think that's correct is that a thing on pregnancy test that's just cruel it's just like maybe maybe not dinner probably gonna get so stressed out you're gonna take another one it's gonna be another question mark and then by that time you can't even report this is how people live when they're like really depressed so maybe i'm really depressed i take the tomatoes out of my sandwich as well that's funny my 80 year old sugar daddy what do you rather say to the people well this is my hot chocolate and you know what they say about chocolate it's really nice to have a melt in your mouth and not your hands are sometimes spicy pop-pop what are you saying did he just say what i think he said that's okay man's a legend he knows exactly what he's doing okay i'm uncomfortable thoroughly i hope you guys are uncomfortable too if you did get uncomfortable at any point during that video you have to like the video otherwise uh stuff's gonna happen not good stuff i'm not even gonna tell you what's gonna happen but it's not good i hope you guys have a fantastic day here are a couple videos that i know you're gonna enjoy so click on those i will see you in the next video bye [Music]

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Length: 12min 8sec (728 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 12 2022