r/TIHI | You Cannot Un-see This

oh that's a big pimple okay okay what can you relate no no i cannot relate but i appreciate the fact that you asked [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i accidentally breathed in a piece of candy oh and today i'm going to be taking a look at r thanks i hate it because again i hate myself all without much further ado let's get into it number eight most people have an above average number of arms since some people have no arms or one arm the average number of arms a person has is somewhere just under two so if you have two arms you've got more arms than average i don't like that one bit you take that back is that a banana and mayonnaise sandwich let me tell you these were my bread and butter so to speak back when i was an incredibly poor boy oh look it's just a regular oh you disgusting bastard why why would you eat the banana spaghetti come on everybody knows that goes straight in the trash oh i've seen this far too many times to be affected by it by now come on throw me something real give me another meat room why would you hate this these are adorable seriously if you hate these i hate you just let that be known for the record hellman's mayonnaise will spray for when you're breathing a little too easy does it come in light i like a mayonnaise spray with fewer calories thank you very much bretty mercury is this the real loaf easy come easy dough put a bun against his bread nothing really batters wow those just kept getting worse and worse huh don't forget to turn your camera off kids hi david i wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion but felt that i should follow up with you i noticed that during class you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake normally i would never be one to police my student's eating habits but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of snake is everything going okay at home is your jaw okay please let me know if i can be of any support a teacher that cares really really well you're clearly a sociopath sorry psychopath sorry you'll be a serial killer one day that's what i'm trying to say vic is on my lap he looks weird this is the worst thing you ever did to me so far oh i really don't like any of this at all no no get the ceos out of there they don't matter nope get them out get them out can we please get a so-called texture pack of this please please i'm begging you how much more fun would it be if you could say beans seems kind of sus much more fun than just the colors if you ask me why choose one when you can have them all you're sick sick sick bastard you know that i hope you know that is that scooby chungus big chunky scooby-doo chunky doo i'm gonna stop right there oh as it turns out red was indeed not sus say when did your dog become an anime character seriously best filter that's ever been created for snapchat grand theft auto 5 the anime you know we would all watch this so don't even with that 300 million customers around the world say big on summer goods why aren't you download now i genuinely think every doctor in the world would punch you in the face if you used one of these on your toenail dr pimple popper rips baby shrimp cyst right out of this patient's face yeah that's gonna be a hard pass msn thanks a lot for the recommendation though this diagram of how they remove fat from cheeks thank god i don't ever need them to remove any fat from my cheeks porcelain doll head with succulents 10 bucks how about zero dollars you know what how about this i'll give you ten dollars to stop selling this seriously you can keep it throw it away burn it i don't care just de-list it and never try to list it again did you know swimming with dolphins is super dangerous because they will try to have sex with you and you will drown in the process maybe that's how some people want to die you don't know everybody's life just uh old man and the oh oh oh i see did a little flip-flop on us there huh how the turntables but just real real quick can we talk about that i funny watermark the fact that kansas and arkansas are pronounced differently bothers me way more than it should pronouncing words that end in o-u-g-h cough bow rough doe through though is the s or the c in scent silent why does fridge have a d in it but refrigerator doesn't why are zoe and zoe pronounced the same but joey and joe aren't you can drink a drink but you can't food a food the word q is just a q followed by four silent letters why is a w called a w when it is clearly a double v don't ask these questions the english language is just stupid okay tried to do a face swap with my infant daughter well you learned your lesson huh never ever do that again wow yo i gotta commend face app on this one that's incredibly impressive hey fall guys can you stop can you stop please i'm begging you i'll buy your game if you stop san francisco be looking like blade runner 2049 california this fire is going to take everything i have read it whoa it's just like blade runner not a dangerous wildfire at all okay oh oh oh my i was not expecting that at all bravo bravo to you natural harvest a collection of semen based recipes i just found the perfect christmas present for every single person in my life the forbidden flower yeah plop him in with the eggs and stuff and get to mixing use a kitchenaid though fun game i wonder where that leads do you think it goes straight to hell or somewhere in between people slam parents for having an insensitive gender reveal on the world's tallest building oh my god is that real did they really do that how much does something like that even cost glory hole shut due to coronavirus apologies for any inconvenience well at least they apologized for the inconvenience come on hand crafted sausage pork gummy bear five bucks a pound that's gotta be an april fool's prank right please tell me that is the case a hair case i'll see myself out i can't unsee captain tiny arm and his baby sidekick mega hand mega hand would be my favorite marvel superhero how about a c nope an r no rs fellas i gotta say this is some of the most franked up how how did they make one even worse than the fall guy one stop it daddy's back from his discord session and seen that you didn't give me any whole pics daddy is angry with you snap me one right now before i come over there and punish my little kitten oh man this guy could kill with his sinus is this what a lobotomy looks like what were the purpose of these again no really super maria where can i get a few of these just curious a mask or shark teeth you decide if you know you know if you know you know yeah asian girls got that minecraft pretty what the hell is wrong with people say um where'd you get that mouse statue was it inspired by anything a creepypasta perhaps oh boy here we go all right oh absolutely brilliant seriously i think this might be the smartest most creative man in the universe currently okay oh what's going on there what's happening oh my god that is not at all what i would have guessed and i hate it thank you for further ruining my childhood i have a pimple i can't go out like this i'm sure it's not that bad i can barely even see it really oh my god it's little drooling face and i asked for boneless oh yeah i'd take that back and get a refund boneless pizza are nothing i always say make sure they get you a boneless bottle of mountain dew as well well would you look at that you see how nifty that looks okay let's move on he always gives me this look he touches me softly he punches me just the way i like it well it's not the printer's fault that companies make sure they're the worst devices we've ever had to pay for see now this this i can get behind what i cannot get behind however is whatever the hell this watermark is leading me towards memes lot what year is it you freaking eight-year-olds yes i don't ever want to play minecraft again now in space reverse cowgirl and doggy style are the same position ah it's black science man men have read it how do you stop excess dripping after peeing i let it hang over the toilet for 15 minutes while i answer weird reddit questions damn that's brilliant i've been using scissors barely got any noodle left hmm sensitivity of mouse drag it all the way oh what a terrible day to have eyes number one tick-tock users are shaving down their teeth with nail files dentists say it could cause permanent damage dentists are saying that it only could cause permanent damage really i feel like they said something a little different remember folks if your sex doll's nose starts to run she isn't sick she's full until next time friends thank you he-man smooth somehow that's even worse than the original troll face this one makes me so much more angry what the hell oh hedgehog suit oh no someone made that red sus yeah we'll uh we'll believe the guy that didn't skip leg day oh look beefy five-layer burrito flavored baby food where can i get some for the babies of course all the ones i have hidden in the basement that's what i mean no no no no they shouldn't have teeth flawless teeth whitening pen removes all unwanted stains and makes your teeth crystal white without causing any discomfort it's suitable even for sensitive teeth or folks like this gentleman who have 8 000 of them oh wait is this a woman the female of the species has extra teeth i made a horrible realization why is this horrible what does this imply that the teletubbies were a little suss all along i mean yeah that show was pretty creepy yeah i'm moving on immediately i don't want to see that ever again yep rtx off well there's a water snake living in my toilet somehow well get some bleach see if you can kill it that way also maybe don't poop for a little while at least in that bathroom sometimes you just gotta make do you know the fact that there's a nintendo character named dry bowser which is just a bowser made of bones implies that regular bowser is wet stop no reminds me of my favorite fact your bones are wet i got nothing i tried i tried to think of something but i just i can't whoa oh looks like mk is gonna get banned in china well i don't know what to say i guess a foot job from you is wildly different than most huh step one ask marie out step two buy marie coffee step three finger marie i feel like you missed some incredibly crucial steps there okay why i like tall women why i like small women oh i see okay i guess that's a perfect spot to end today's video folks mk fan art sketch made by my daughter she's nervous about it but has been wanting to share on here hope you enjoy oh boy i hope i do too oh my god what in the world i love it but i'm also incredibly terrified we need to see more from the wildly creative mind of your daughter please let her know always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and 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Id: mzyuzmUg-fk

Length: 12min 14sec (734 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 25 2020