r/TIHI | END SUFFERING

nothing like some bananas in ketchup to start the morning off right I'm terrible I have a gross sense of taste what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash thanks I hate it alright before that let me tell you guys about our discord server discord GG /mk it is our own discord server that I am active in quite a lot and I'd love to see you guys in it as well and if you want to join all you have to do is click on the link in the description and in the comments and I'll be seeing you in the discord now back to the video man breaks into a burger canyon drinks gallons of deep frying oil I've seen this post before so it's not as shocking as the first I don't even think that's what he was actually arrested for but he totally looks like he would have done it 110 percent if this was a real thing I wouldn't doubt it for a second this man straight guzzles vegetable oil he attaches it to a siphon and just gulps it down on a hot summer's day he caresses his children tells them it'll be all okay but they cannot hear that the only year dolphin chatter well she's on her period cuddle with her and squeeze a real-time whispering are here my little ketchup packet so I take a big problem with this cuz ketchups more viscous it's more thick than blood so it'd be more like food coloring but that doesn't have the same impact as my little ketchup packet so for sentimental value I'll accept that but on technicalities Buster you're in a world of hurt everyone else are slash thanks I hate it me are /t I mean you're not wrong not wrong potato girl and I respect I respect that you get one point five thousand people who agree with you take a shower oh you mean get paste on by my own house nah no thanks that's gay gamers be like if you're a gamer and you take a shower leave a like show them that you exist yes I'm a gamer and I shower we exist whoa that's sick I think that's actually super cool so what people can get flames on the side of their car like Ana loser but I can't get snake skills looking like this is awesome majesty in that way you're driving down i-95 Oh Lord the new pepto Luba we know you're gonna have to go after eating our meal we just expedited the process it's a quite courteous talk of other self pepto Lupe's they're aware of the stomach pain they're gonna cause me and just wanted to help out okay so I can't explain this but Hotel air-conditioners feel how McDonald's sprite tastes crispy I've never had McDonald's spray I don't get this joke is McDonald's sprite like the worst kind of sprite sprite in general is pretty nasty it's basically just seltzer water but go off I guess ah yes this is a chair for a true American it's not a double seated single person don't even worry about it if you see it's your Patriot sitting in this seat you give him a salute and a 1212 Bell toll okay what the hell is this what the hell have you shown me it's got the face of a dog with a smooth skin of a man always got fingers too I didn't even notice that he's got hands it's like a baby mixed with a dog mixed with a full-grown man I don't even want to know what that appendage is right there I'd only I want to know what that is Japanese mandated a cockroach had wet dreams with it he put and then ate it when it died is this a real headline it's just like this is that this happened in our reality and our timeline hold on I just don't want to believe this is true start autofills oh it's true oh it's true wow talk about a sex pest oh this is even worse I'd reckon barbecue Oreos set a meat patty in the middle for the for the cookie because that doesn't look like an Oreo cookie that looks like straight-up grilled meat oh that just makes me sick we tried American food blindfolded what are you eating what is that that is that canned tuna they're not allowed to smell it either I'm not even concerned about the eye that's like the blindfold looking weird I want to know what's on that fork cuz that does not look like it a traditional American food with air quotes intended okay look I made a bookshelf for my brick collection and let's a fine assortment of bricks I don't see any problem with that they all look to be about the same size but my friend you forgot one very important thing that brick at the bottom pick it up pick it up are those loaf loafers well they're slippers it'd be funny if they were loafers you missed the perfect joke opportunity I'm really disappointed in you sweet lord have mercy what am I looking at that's really cool art but why make this what's the meaning is this be interpreted to my own like to my own discretion cuz this is telling me a message I don't want to I don't want to repeat its told me a secret to the only I alone can bear on let you in on it he's a cannibal this is exactly how the movie car this is the backstory I don't see nothing wrong with this I too used to be a gelatinous creature with one giant eye searching for a shell to make my home and it just so happened to be the body of a car nothing wrong with that crawled right in the passenger seat to a couple of my furry friends giving me a thumbs up again I don't see a problem with this they're encouraging me to have a good day I like this thanks thanks fellas go ahead keep pushing see what happens I dare you I dare to keep pushing it's Marge and Homer and a big piece of toast that I'm not you could have died the eggs blue to make it really convenient but instead you just left it at that huh you're not committed to the art and therefore you get a you get some points docked off there's nothing wrong with this just a couple of my favorite friends a couple of sticky guys they hang around me all the time they're built like a twig but that's okay because they're made of wood oh I cut up a dude and buried him under the floorboards but his tell-tale heart is dummy thick and the clap who has ventricles keep alerting my raging paranoia I don't like the idea of ventricles clapping but I mean I guess that's what they do who is that is that Ed Sheeran what am I supposed to hate about this I don't quite understand wait is it the glasses what's what's going on oh wait a minute oh that's terrible I didn't even notice that until I saw one of them smiling at me that is a field of IDI I don't like it don't you dare don't do it you oh oh me too random employee oh look at their face like oh that's awful hey it's an egg it's wrong with this nothing to see here keep scrolling I know I'm not I know this oh no you didn't just make egg ring I know that's not what you just made oh no I feel about that cuz it's clear you baked it you're messed up guy you know that you're sick in the head me on Ellen Ellen so I heard you're circumcised do you want your foreskin back me yeah Ellen cuts a piece of her thick meaty coochie flaps so I can use it as a skin graft to replace my foreskin oh my god Ellen you didn't I hope she didn't oh this was tweeted recently too I hope that accounts banned that's something that should never be said I don't think this is breakin a sort of tos but it's breaking my heart to read it nothing's wrong with this he's just a little just a little dopey looking it's okay it's okay hey spongebob are you sure that's the exit I'm not sure if I could trust a face like that times like this he's missing his nose too I just realized I don't know if that makes it better or worse see holding it that fist is closed there's so much wrong with this hey nice face swap dude I like that the belly button had to be recognized as a mouth all right do that whoa okay sick flip whoa oh that's awesome no this isn't that hate it that's sick editing that is so cool oh he's down there that's awesome this is super cool that's incredible what is he cubed up down there too I don't know if he's cute but if he's cubed up that's super sick that's awesome that's grow ever made this that's fantastic editing do your feet scream at you no they don't do yours if I kiss that on my tasting defeat it's badge ears where's that fungus such straight-up ears why is the tree growing ears is this what the Lorax means by he speaks for the trees the trees can hear what we say but can't talk back so the Lorax speaks for them there you go gamer girl pea but it's tea and a great value 100 pee bags yummy dude I love some individually wrapped pee bags have it in the morning and during my vocal warmup you know it's gonna be a good day go further without consent no I don't think that's how that goes chief this also looks like it's a condom ha I like that's the advertising captain be honest with you if I broke that out in a hot and steamy moment I don't think I'd be able to get anything out of that oh it's painting that's a really good paint job though like these you can say you hate it but you have to admire the craftsmanship it takes to do this because that is some work I really admire that I don't admire this what's he looking for did he lose something why is he in the mouth I can't tell with the dogs eat and the goose ur of the goose isn't it forcibly entered the dog's throat trying to find something you lost lost his damn car keys inside the dogs gullet cooking with gum 15 delicious recipes lasagnas casseroles soups tacos serios tuna salads and more to make anything with gum even things he didn't want to make like mistakes when you notice there's a hair on your screen don't fall for it that's a fake hair don't don't fall for it don't worry about it that's fake that's a fake hair I'm just kidding it's real it's on your screen go ahead and take it off it's exactly what my dog looks like you got a problem take it up with him he'll shoot you one look in the face you'll be like okay now he's alright I love this guy's artwork I don't think it's creepy in the slightest I love surreal stuff like this where it's like on this uncanny valley level I think it's fantastic I have no qualms with it this guy's talented as hell and he deserves the best hot dog by the foot you know it's only 3 p.m. but I think I need a nap I didn't want to be shown that today but here we are in me being forcefully subject for this to this no thanks it's an ender portal but with sign mentor portal it's a nether portal just with the corners and that's actually a Minecraft hack you only need four obsidian try it out sometime and then reply when you realize you had an idiot and you took my advice that's not how you make it nether portal you stupid [ __ ] four corners get out of here thanks I hate octopus kites I love them God that is cool-looking actually those look gigantic - that is sick looking imagine you see that from afar not know what's going on you thinking some sort of video game that is gnarly that's less gnarly is he naked he not wearing anything looks like he's wearing nothing oh no what no that's his arm how'd you do that how is that not uncomfortable for you looks like you're leaning on your entire wrist you're not gonna get like carpal tunnel from that are you okay sir sir the only wedding I want to have really if I'm with my suite and she doesn't want to dress up like a Lego dump on her on the spot hey speaking of Lego if you know you know but if you don't know you're in for a treat you know in rule 34 was created this applies to the rule you're welcome you just learned something new mac and cheese pop-tarts finally dinner and dessert in the same go and you might be saying but Damian aren't pop-tarts for breakfast I mean they might only be for breakfast if you're a coward but I am a Chad and I eat them any time I said I'm Marge Rhett this is taxidermy or is this like a lot no this is taxidermy there's no way that this this rodent is alive but they're beautiful in that Marge cosplay hey speaking of things that aren't alive I hate this go ahead and feed from his cheese horn his stash of cheese we killed them so we could eat it imagine you belong to your bedroom door and you're beating your wiener and this dude comes out from under the crack of the door it's flat Stanley I would welcome him in I'd say listen man I wasn't doing nothing come on in I'm like nervously like pulling my pants up hey Stan what's going on you wanna play some video games bud and this in this incident I'm supposed to be babysitting Stanley but instead I went to go hide in the room that's so dumb Thanks I hate needles in places they shouldn't be hey just got lost don't worry about it and that brings us to the end of our slash thanks I hate it and if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from m'kay and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Id: iaqO2WQQkrs

Length: 12min 32sec (752 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 28 2019