r/Onejob | WORLD WAR 11

we're hiring part-time and full-time servers serve people greeters greet people line cooks cook people let no food you cook food food what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash one job someone tried to replace a missing two of clubs as a swing and a miss bud but that's one more than two at least he tried though and it's the thought that counts I can't be mad that in memory of World War 11 F in chat for the 11th World War this one was over small coins wait okay so this seems like multiple you triads is it a window up there number one number two it's missing a fan blade so there's two you trines up there not only is that fan not gonna be able to turn because of the window but doesn't even have five blades on the fan what an oddly insufficient job well how did you do this that's what I want to know how did you accomplish all of this because clearly there was a method to your madness it's still up its can it's intact but how it's our wedding oh you're the happy couple okay just a that's not good that's not good at all oh that's terrifying right why would you even try to pull out and all of my base I've never seen something so ridiculously unsafe I want to call like the repair crew that Justice League in case the window breaks open something oh we just pads on it mean that they're there no do not arrest this person well you know makes the law do you my man doesn't make the law he has to follow it hey I bet you'd go bananas for me real quick don't worry we won't a it's a pineapple go bananas still a fruit basketball it's dumb baseball players know how to swing it do thee what are you swinging that don't look that don't look like no baseball to me chief it's like a basketball really oh so they get it they get a full big enough full there's so much window I love an audience when I'm performing it's the best it's exactly where I want to win it to be I'll stare one down we'll be an alpha male just keep my legs on top of the toilet see pants fully down and they'll drop it like a nuke it's exactly full window dude open it up one subject what what wait a minute oh I'm being this is the best book of all time there's four front covers that is exactly one for each time you're stupid and that's four times I feel like the more I watch it the more covers get added I don't know how many times he's flipping through it it's kind of if it's a trippy visual will look what you've done you wanted the fancy doorknob and now you can't close the door this is an easy fix though this is just a doorknob replacement this might be one job but at the same time it's an easily fixable job this isn't difficult which see you've taken I'm taking the seat in the front putting my legs up getting some rest the ample leg room in the back and that's got to be a blessing a true Saint will take that front seat ah cheese tip sheet is I love cheetahs for a buck fifty two that's a steal was it tastes like mistakes whoops all cracker no cheese made China it's my favorite country chimey I was here warrior the compass is wrong are you sure you were there you're positive you get lost going east I love how just as I was here Maria were you really Oh No well that's gonna be kind of awkward don't you think imagine I go to this looks like a bar this just seems like the kind of place that be a bar for women and men I walk into the what I think is the men's restroom and I see a bunch of ladies they start screaming like a cartoon I ran out with cheeks full blush and then awkwardly walked into the men's restroom seems like a daily occurrence at this stat does it even have the dignity to be called an establishment with this misleading bathroom sign I don't know how I feel about it you know what fine you can be called an establishment select three correct answers a B and C there you go select them just just select them there's you there's your three crackers cookies crackers cookies crackers oh why one sign would do the trick once some would do the job is this them is this a lot in the budget no good grocery store would let this many go up is the Publix what is this something and value this seems like a Publix are like a winn-dixie maybe something did this they say this isn't a Walmart mistake Walmart wouldn't do this nice now that that's peak performance I don't care what you say your faucet has to be at least a completely off-center with your with your sink for it to be fully functional I bet you the hot water don't turn on either it's just cold water I would love to see a train go by I propose to you a simple suggestion you have you you would have a brain in your head right your big dumb head has a brain in it use it and don't put the cement over the train track that's cement you had to put that there that doesn't just you know go who put the cement pad here not you you did it directly on the train track to each other I guess install the divider boss right next to a urinal just like you said ah yep thanks man now I got a few of my back to the sink or pee with your back to the bear the the divider established dominance by I intend whoever is using the sink so I'd do it some don't look right with that Punk I must shoot straight with you haven't been completely honest it's not what I meant by turn the frown upside down oh that's just that's just sucky okay so fun fact um I used to slam my door really really hard when I was opening and closing it so I have a hole in my door or in my wall where I just would like slam my door open like a GTA character breaking into a car so this just sucks to look at this is just this is poor design it's not even a one job this is just bad foresight oh man who put the eight keys upside down someone's getting fired and it's gonna be whoever did it I'll find them personally whoever installed the eight key speaking of upside down nice love that it's that way when you drink it people can see the logo clearly it's actually a 200 IQ play for branding listen people like to steal my packages so hide and make sure it looks completely inconspicuous yeah no problem I got you right on the reddit of the welcome mat they'll never see a thing they'll never see it coming it's the equivalent of a fat guy hiding behind a lamp okay fire extinguisher perfect exactly what I wanted to see and even better Oh Oh No oh it's it's it's a pin pulled or if you want to open it you got to pay the price I didn't even notice that at first that's incredible now but those are screw on right like if I if I take a look at this the hooks on the door I'm pretty sure you can unscrew those hooks yeah you can unscrew those there's there's an screws that you can unscrew you can just fix that and take those off or hang them higher or something this is an easily fixable job and you just wanted to pull the pin on the fire extinguisher you thought it'd be so funny and now you got a drink all the fire extinguisher fluid that's the rule there's no fire put it in your mouth drink it drink the fire extinguisher stuff you idiot foods that start with X I'm not gonna pronounce either of these right but we're gonna try note we're gonna look them up looks like as a Cuddy I trust my gut on that one the Cuddy is a long watermelon grapes swordfish so my favorite food to start with X tell me which one's your favorite in the comments police if it's grapes you're banned off the channel hang on either that goalpost is off-center or this center field is off-center but seeing is this is center field how about we just click and drag that goalpost a Nestle Chucky what's a Nestle Chucky that's my first question it means zero dollars that's perfect I get it for friggin just take it home but what's a Chucky even is that even worth the price of free what's it Nestle Chucky the hell is this I have never heard of a Nestle Chucky is this just it's their brand of chocolate milk yeah that's totally worth it then it's better than Nesquik with their chocolate flavored beverage not even chocolate milk have you ever looked alike handedness of Nesquik it's not chocolate milk chocolate flavored beverage you've been lied to well while Walmart doesn't do the cookie cracker thing it does do this guaranteed freshness I want my money back I want to stock in your store because that is not guaranteed fresh do not stack cheese more than two high please sorry chief I'm double stack in this cheese also these are giant blocks of cheese you notice that I don't know where you're shopping for cheese but the fact that these are giant like brick slabs of cheese this or is this a commercial is this like for like commercial use is this for home use so I go to home I find a giant slab of mild cheddar I don't have some cool I'm gonna have some questions I like this store I might go here and I shop here exclusively happy my voice sounds fried by the way it's cuz it is I've been talking all day but um this makes up for it happy birthday or as they say in my country yet yet that yet did it yeah that's exactly how they say it in Chapter two and he's looking kind of funky he's looking kind of fresh he's looking for some kids to snack on their flesh that's the it - that's it - Nursery Rhyme the mask doesn't change shape either it comes just like that warped like in a dishwasher your job is so simple that it cannot be done wrong is it now is it really this feels like it's intentional like this feels like some fortune cookie trickery where it's like there's a double meaning on the mmmm overthinking it wait look here is this one job what's this is this like fur for disabled people like roll them down just push them all the way down now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think I'm gonna take grandma out and have her do some extreme jumping by pushing her down the ramp here maybe she's into that I don't think she is she's a sweet old woman she doesn't like extreme stunts especially in a wheelchair ah yes these are not bananas merely large avocados and he get two for five not two bunches - but Nick I mean avocados choose wisely one than one over 90% Pitt I guarantee it open it open it now try again there you go there you go now you're thinking with your brain break the system don't do what they tell you to if it's loft you find a way that's how I got into college well now this is just poor design you can't lock something that has a completely set up a so I've seen I've seen a few things in my time this doesn't necessarily take the cake but it does get a slice for the stupidest thing I've seen oh oh now this this is cursed I don't like their proportions being flip-flop Mario looks a lot angrier when he's taller and thinned out Luigi looks just as friendly as usual but Mario looks like he's about to hurt you Mario gone Jenny Craig with a vengeance you don't matter give up okay if you say so who's just skate for who you're not letting past the room do i do I adhere to the gate or is this just looking at an aesthetic piece I'm more intrigued by the logistics of this gate than the actual like crappy design of it itself I don't I don't even have any words for it I'm just kind of admiring it right now the stupidity in this is fantastic uh yes May 20th 21st 22nd May 223rd the most important day of the year mark your calendar yes I don't think that's what Jesus looked like Vishu Street there's so much wrong with it - it looks like he cut off his head and put it in a pickle jar and not only that the cross is off-center with the you know with the head if this lights up I'm throwing it away now why does he have one set of eyelashes on did you poop did you pluck off the other one why you only have one eyelash there's so much did I sect there's so much to think about that TVs you can't see anything on that you're just gotta hope you get lucky that's pure luck of the draw and those things turn don't they incredible 999 you think six six six is bad well I just tripled that number get bent Satan I'm more evil than you would you like it set to OFF or no don't ask what no does it's just an option that's a checkpoint that's a spawn point you don't go up there you just start there I see nothing wrong with that again I see nothing wrong with this if you're - was it upside down on your calculator you didn't have a math class I purposely picked out the button and put it back on like a key cap mainstays mid back office chair Spanish for mid back office nice now I know what it means it's Spanish and they actually have Spanish at the bottom there - this is the this is the equivalent of bottom text I love it okay kayo same thing really if you're watching the TV kind of remote is this - it looks like it's for one of those uh unless I'm wrong no cuz it's gonna DVR button I don't think like the Roku's have that what remote is this for I don't have like satellites so this is completely foreign to me but that's a beat up remote bud is scuffed hey one-a-day they take two gummies so what is it so once a day twice a day do I take it both at the same time like do i mush it into one and then eat it anyway there's only 30 that means only I have 50 I only have 15 days of gummies really come on fella that's not even enough for a month you're telling me half a month goes by and I will have the fool that's terrible so I asked for onion free hamburger I'm gonna get it right on top we won't put it on your burger well you said nothing about the burger bun idiot enjoy it eat it we glue them on oh that's a greasy saw it was sloppily thrown in there too you see the mess it made they didn't even care that he took me throat he threw that in with authority he said order from me will ya I'll teach you never to do that again it's like a New York slice to all triangular and soggy man New York Pizza is the worst kind of pizza and I will go to war with anyone who disagrees with me if you ask me what the best kind is Chicago deep-dish is where it's then all I could screw my own for 65 cents I don't know might be a perfect fit we'll see the fact that that's still supporting it all is quite impressive now just wait until two many heavy cars get on that ramp let's dissect this let's let's just let's just have a discussion about this Pizza number one where's the other slice number two what's up with this weird singular strip of continuous pizza that goes all the way across the circumference of the pizza where's that diameter I don't know either way diameter circumference it's a mistake pizza with sample.txt no how do you know is my favorite topping you know me I love me a deep-dish pizza with some sample text maybe a little bit of you know Canadian ham some sample text sausage pepperoni sample.txt rule of threes I can't say that again they're a pub oh that's a big word I'm not even gonna try to pronounce that but that's not the focus this this is the focus a bulb look at the future oh it's looking bright the cheer in our school that administration says is okay to use I don't think so and that brings us to the end of our slash one job and if you 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Id: 1vlz3QSObVU

Length: 15min 9sec (909 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 26 2019